#it's literally this
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punkfisch · 4 months ago
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this gave me an idea for a set of coasters
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Moisturize me
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hjartasalt · 20 days ago
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Actually cannot stop watching this
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demadogs · 29 days ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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omegaverse-anesthesiologist · 6 months ago
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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s-s-s-senp-p-p-pai · 10 months ago
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This is why I love Legend of the Galactic Heroes
space battles shouldn't be star wars style dogfights. they should be like 16th century naval engagements on steroids -- huge starships circling each other in the void for days and weeks. the distances are so vast that you'll never even lay eyes on the enemy ship; they're just a blip on a radar, a variable in the firing solution calculations. battles aren't short bursts of incredible violence, they're weeks of slow-burning tension as soldiers get up and go about their duties, acutely aware that they could be blown to smithereens at any time if the negotiations happening lightyears away go awry. the minute the captain gets a go order, the missiles fly, and you will never even see the face of the person that kills you.
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snaxle · 2 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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arowrath · 3 months ago
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ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea
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I was inspired
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gabrielora · 7 months ago
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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ohitspurple2 · 6 days ago
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copepods · 5 months ago
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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inkskinned · 5 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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l0verseyes · 28 days ago
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a hero in his own way 🫡
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clandestinegardenias · 11 months ago
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My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
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softpng · 23 days ago
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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
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