#it's literally hilarious to me XD

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Okay, after rewatching Phineas and Ferb Across the Second Dimension, which came out in 2011, I need to know if the first Avengers movie- which came out in 2012- copied it, or if it was just a weird coincidence that both movies have an interdimensional portal with a seemingly endless evil army coming out of it set on the top of a weird looking building in the middle of a city that they have to fly up and close after a showdown with the villain?

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

So we're allowed to simp to woman...

I'm sorry, I love how tou draw them...

Wait can I have Error..?

dw she'll still tolerate your existence as long as you are a safe 3 foot away from her at all times<3333

[madeofbees]

i stayed up until 2am making the most unlikely crossover meme with an oth quote on shippy hannibal pics

anyway i invented time travel tonight apparently as i am clearly back in 2004 but before i come home i have some business in nc involving dan scott and a man who eats the rude

[oh-meow-swirls]

the anime's unhingedness is even funnier when you remember that the dub aired on disney xd. this shit was airing on disney-

[elizabethrobertajones]

ranking my past lives on a scale from Haldrath to Tenzen

[elmaxlys]

I love all the bird drawings you have posted! Something different! And they all look lovely.

It can be discouraging to not be able to make the art you want to. But maybe it will make you try something different you will end up liking!

Have not been keeping up with you as much as I would like to but hope you are doing well Elmax. 💚

It was an interesting and fun challenge for sure and I'm so happy you like them hehe!! 💖

Yeah, you're right.. artblock can be a symptom of many different stuff and sometimes you need studies and sometimes you need rest: I tried a little of both and if it does feel awful it does pay off ^w^

Hope you're doing good as well, Isa! it's always a delight 🥰💕

[giantkillerjack]

Me seeing art for a show I both hate and thoroughly love to roast: Someone worked really hard on this as an act of love, and I will not reblog their work just to trash the show in their tags. The artist can see the tags. I will not do it. I won't. They're not hurting anyone. I am not going to-- I'm not. I'm not, I'm not going to do it, I am genuinely not going to I'm not--not even if I want to because GODS I want to but I won't I'll just make a separate post about it or something, it's not like everything I love is so perfect anyway, and I sure wouldn't appreciate it, goodness knows so I'm not going to do it EVEN THOUGH MERLIN IS

A STUPID SHOW AND THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT

SHOULD FEEL BAD!!!!

(The people who like it don't have to feel bad. Both because it is genuinely a moral neutral, and also, well, they've already sat through all of BBC Merlin - they've suffered enough!)

[fujoshivictory]

I replied to a post a lesbian woman made about the dating scene as a lesbian and I replied how you get called bigoted if you don't want to date trans women/males that identify anything besides their sex and I found it so hilarious that every single one that went off about how I am transphobic, am invalidating their identity bu referring to them as male, that trans identified men can be lesbian, bla bla bla were white women who identify as other shit and short colored hair, makeup, and even glasses (bad glasses rep). One of them even tried saying to learn about how my opinion is related to white supremacy, and I'm like... bro I'm literally a brown ass Mexican and you are telling me that when you're a fucking cracker. How can I be more gender non-conforming as a "cis woman" and all of yall they/he/she/xer/delululand women be more feminine then me XD (One of them changed their pfp to have Palestine but she was pasty white af with the colored hair)

[cheezeybread]

Jamil with a boyfriend who keeps stealing his stuff. Hoodie? Gone. Basketball jearsey? Play without it. Hair tie? Thats why we have spares.

Even better that said boyfriend always leaves his own clothes behind for Jamil to wear instead (they wear similar sizes).

Rip Jamil, this is why we can't have nothing nice! XD

𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐏

◇─◇──◇─◇

𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋 𝐕𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑

He thought it was kind of cute, at first. Once he got over his original thought of it being petty theft- reminding himself that this sort of thing was to be expected in relationships

But then, as it went on, he got a little miffed that his stuff kept disappearing

But then it was cute again! Especially once you started leaving your own stuff for him to wear.

It's hilarious if the two of you have obviously different styles. EVERYONE in school knows who's dating who, simply because your clothes are on Jamil...and you're wearing a Scarabia uniform- then Jamil's jersey- and now you're wearing one of his sleeveless hoodies?? Where are you even getting all of this stuff??

Floyd teases Jamil about it to NO end in basketball practice (Well, to no end until he gets bored) "Aww, shrimpy stole your jersey again? Maybe I should start calling him 'Sea Gull', since he's being a little thief, hey?"

Ace quite literally does not stop with the comments on it "Wow, Jamil, if your boyfriend has such an easy time taking your stuff, it shouldn't be too hard for me to steal the ball from you, right?"

Despite all the teasing, any annoyance that Jamil feels goes away as soon as he sees you wearing his clothes.

It's the highlight of his day!

It'll get to the point where he'll just start laying out the clothes he wants to see you wearing the most, in hopes that you'll "steal" those ones from him.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Not to get all "The Simpsons literally predicted the future" here but

Back in the mid 90's, Mike Mignola, creator of Hellboy, had a story that included the character Roderick Zinco

An amoral billionaire whose tech is everywhere but constantly fails, breaks down or disastrously goes wrong. It's a running gag throughout the stories that Zinco tech will ALWAYS fuck up

Zinco is also a deranged fascist working with a cult of nazi's who want to bring about the end of the world

And y'know

Living in a world that has Elon Musk in it does genuinely make me wonder if the gods gave Mignola the gift of prophecy here O_O

To make it even more hilarious, in a later story we learn that the Zinco company was taken over by Landis Pope, who has even more Elon Musk energy and who was literally plotting from underground mines at one point

And again, all of this was before Musk was remotely well known so this wasn't intentional satire, it's just hilariously/horrifically relevant now

It's also kind of hilarious that everyone refers to Rasputin as "The Master" here since again, Doctor Who would later LITERALLY make The Master be Rasputin in Power of the Doctor XD

[whalemleck]

HA I called it!! Knew bee would be the type to like candy!

Also him just nicknaming Orion as 'Problematic' is hilarious.

And him using his shoulder pauldrons as shields is pretty creative too

Bee can do origami?? 👀. That makes me think of a character from a Netflix cartoon named paperstar who uses origami as weapons.

Just imagining bee in a fight where he's to far away to use his knife hands and too low on energon to use his blaster only to hit a box filled with small thin metallic sheets. Then proceeds to fold them into ninja stars with one hand and throw them at his opponent(s) at breathtaking speed, and because it's sheet metal with sharp angles being thrown so fast it's actually able to cut through cables and leave deep scratches on armor plating.

Just bee literally able to use everything from his own body,to mundane, everyday objects as weapons.

Sorry for the rant,just love how your au has bee as the mix between being someone who could kill you with one strike and being an absolute cinnamon roll.

i love rants! so thank you so much!oh my god the origami idea is so easy and so genius. It's really worth thinking about the potential of Bee to make even a spoon into a weapon!the yellow bot really has the ability to be cute and deadly at the same time xD

[romantic-ageru-yo]

Krillin's favourite pastime being karaoke is hilarious to me because 18's voice actor in the English dub is literally a singer and could absolutely, but 18 herself would never xD

[yukirayu]

Madarame's Route and the Few of Its Many Mistranslations

I haven't done this in quite some time, but I'll be giving some more TL comparisons between the original JP release and the localization, because an anon from Retrospring shared some tidbits from Madarame's route.

Because they have also explained what nuance got lost, briefly or otherwise, I won't do what I did in my previous posts (compare with MTL) just basically compile each translation discrepancy in a subsequent order, and add their notes in each one.

 Toono: "...Thought he'd never die." 「……しぶとい野郎だ」-> ["......Stubborn bastard."] NOTE: I sense someone is probably holding on to some unresolved resentment, LOL

Towa: "You were always like this. Are you satisfied now that you've ruined my life?" 「あんたは昔からそうだ。引っ掻き回して満足か？」　-> ["You have always been like this. Are you satisfied with the violent chaos you caused?"] NOTE: 引っ掻き回して appears to be an idiom meaning to "disrupt order through violence."

Madarame: "To hang out with friends." 「うろついてる連中と遊ぶんだよ」​ -> ["I'm going to play around with the people hanging around."] NOTE: Madarame has nobody he'd call a friend so the English line seems so out of place that it was easy to notice.

Madarame: "We had a lot more fights after that. Sometimes we came close to killing each other for real. But he still didn't back down." 「それからも喧嘩して、半殺しにしてやった時もあった。だが、アイツはそれでも向かってきた」 -> ["We'd fight from then on, and there was a time I beaten him half to death. However he'd still come at me."] NOTE: Well, someone was envious of Madarame's absolute power. LMAO

Madarame: "Stoop to an idiot's level and he'll beat you with experience, you know. Then after that..." 「馬鹿の相手をしても時間の無駄だからな。そうしたら……」 -> ["Because it's a waste of time to deal with idiots. Afterwards......"] NOTE: The English line is some dumb phrase I've seen on the internet. I get the feeling that the phrase was used against the person who put it there. XD

Towa: "...If I was a chick, I'd have ditched you by now." 「……俺が女なら腰が砕けてるところだ」 -> ["If I was a woman then my knees would have given way.] NOTE 1: 腰が砕けてる seems to be an idiom, it could mean like what it literally says, or to collapse/give up/lose one's nerve/to have one's knee's give way. NOTE 2: Wouldn't be surprised if the people who changed it hated Madarame (that's the impression I get), I just find that hilarious that they'd probably be seething and crying over a fictional character. Madarame ain't real, but he is already giving real people slow damage. LMAO.

I have to say though, it's rather obvious that while the one behind the localization seemed to dislike almost everyone with how their dialogues got butchered, Madarame's route really takes the cake, or whatever is the most unpleasant dish you can think of, in this case.

A JP-fluent of mine also mentioned how Madarame's route got the worst of the questionable translation choices, saying that Madarame's speech doesn't really have him cuss or talk that crassly. And it didn't surprise me that the H-scenes were done poorly, almost deliberately, even.

Now, this was what I replied to that very last statement OP had made, which I felt I should also share here... Even with a proper translation, I can easily see Madarame being divisive among fans either way.

He's meant to be something of an antagonist (not a villain) and while there's an intended goal in his route, said route still isn't exactly the easiest to swallow. Even so, a translator letting their bias affect their translation is already one giant misstep.

[runeqqe]

This screenshot is too funny not to redraw XD

Every time I rewatch that episode, I always burst into laughter because I always forget about this scene lmao, it’s so funny. I love it so much so I had to redraw it with my designs- I also gave Blades these little headband things, I plan to make it into headphones and another drawing, but I thought it’d be cute lol

The Lost Bell has always been one of my favorite episodes since I was a kid and it never fails to make me laugh. Just the bots not understanding literally anything about camping is hilarious. It’s another one of those episodes where they have screw over Blades because having a helicopter would literally fix ALL THEIR PROBLEMS

[erenfox]

RANKING SBG SHIPS BECAUSE LOKI GAVE US ALL FREE WILL 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Aidlyn/Ashden: good lord the chemistry. the 'he fell first but she fell harder' trope. the lil gestures by aiden. him annoying tf out of her but also becoming very caring when she's hurt. I'M SO CALM RN GUYS. and the fact that them ending up together is inevitable lmfao XD 9/10

Benlor: FUCKKK IM SERIOUSLY NOT OK THESE TWO ARE JUST SO PURE AND SWEET TO EACH OTHER. ESPECIALLY TAYLOR TOWARDS HIM, cuz he kinda suppresses his feelings and is a sad boi :( dw ben taylor's gonna make you feel happy again fosho lmao 😭 the lil blushing ben always does around taylor! her supporting his ideas even tho they flop! her helping him calm down from barron through music! her always cheering him up whenever he's gloomy! her being the first to thank him for opening up! THEY'RE LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF SHE FELL FIRST BUT HE FELL HARDER! GOD IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM 😭😭😭 10/10

Tylenol/Tylo: i never thought of the prospect of them together, but post tumblr i must say its interesting. not just them being the single ones in the team, but i like the way tyler defended logan against barron, and his general protective aura around logan. but then again tyler was kinda rude to logan in the start. but then again it gives nerd x jock vibes which to me r pretty cool 5/10

Tyden: LMAO the continuous saga of them pissing tf out of each other. it would be fuckin hilarious if they somehow end up together. but apart from the general hilarious bickering, there's not too much to it 5/10

Tayden: goddamn their friendship is so precious!! her painting his nails? her carrying him on his shoulders in dat one artwork?PURE BESTIE VIBES they just match each other's freak lmfao. 8/10

Logden: meh there are not any significant moments between these two. would definitely be cute, but i can't see it happening lol 2/10

Loglor/Taygan: no but why can i actually see this happening lol. the way theyre both so gentle around each other! then the way she was the first to help him when he got slashed by the phantom? and also the way she stood up for him when tyler was being rude? Cute! 6/10

Benlyn: ooh the two quiet people of the gang! they could work out really well bcoz they definitely understand each other's struggles with muteness and phantom hearing respectively. plus that panel of ben braiding ashlyn's hair was so cute lmao :> 7/10

Loglyn: AAA they have sm potential!!! before the events of yk the whole ✨sAvAnNaH✨ mess, i feel like they wouldve been each other's only existing acquaintance they may call friends (ik it's not canon but it's very plausible lol) 6/10

Benlo/Logben: theyd definitely be good together, it's just that my sbg memory is failing to recall any significant moments b/w them ;-; if y'all remember pls do tell 4/10

Tyben: what is with the hernandez siblings always ending up being bens biggest supporters lmao XD it's a cute dynamic honestly 5/10

Taylyn: now this is one freakin adorable ship TvT. the way taylor always had a slight pang of concern for a friendless lonely ashlyn when they were kids? and the way they quite frankly became besties after enduring all the phantom world shit? very sweet lmao 7/10

Tylyn/Ashler: i have been usurped into the tylyn propaganda by @tragedry honestly I DO NOT COMPLAIN. like holy fuck they're so enemies to lovers! them "loathing" each other, fighting for leadership, but then immediately becoming possibly the biggest protectors of each other in times of danger??? extremely wholesome lmao i love them smmm 9/10

SO THE TOP SHIPS ARE:

3. TAYDEN (the crack ship) 😈🔥🥉

2. tie b/w TYLYN and AIDLYN (the wholesome ships) 😌👌🥈

1. BENLOR (THE PUREST SWEETEST MOST ADORABLE GOOFS EVERR I-) 🥺❤🥇

[cave-cryptid]

{No worries at all! *I say after having disappeared off the face of the earth* .....Sorry about that}

THIS!! That's actually something I've been talking about/mulling over in my head. You know the expression "The world doesn't revolve around you," I've just been thinking about that, because in a way the "world" does revolve around us as individuals. Each of us has our own little "worlds" that expand only so far as our experiences take us, the whole world doesn't revolve around us yes but we each have our own individual worlds. Our own universes like you said. So even though our choices will likely not impact the entire world, they do have an impact on our individual universes. I don't know what I'm saying either, but yes I am interested in philosophy! I don't know the first thing about it, I haven't studied it, but I want to!

Corvids can be creepily intelligent sometimes, they're so interesting to watch! And yes! Hummingbirds are amazing, I used to live somewhere where they were abundant and got to observe them up close. They're actually very loud, their wings sound like little helicopters lol. My favorite animal is the wolf, and though I have seen them in captivity it would be really cool to see one in the wild. What's your favorite animal?

The partial skull was likely from a deer, or perhaps a calf since the property i found it on had cattle. The other smaller bones I just found randomly and don't have any obvious features. And the large jawbone was a purchase, it's a longhorn steer jawbone

Who wants to explore an abandoned building with me in the silence of night and make crazy shadows on the graffitied walls with our flashlights and who wants to scream and howl at the stars with me or with the coyote pack that lives close by and who wants to befriend a prairie dog with me and who wants to