#it's just so funny idkw

[shiiro-arts]

Sometimes when I read (mostly nalu) fanfics and people describe natsu as a 6ft tall dude I can't stop laughing.

Like, my boy is 5'8ft (1,73m) y'all.

He is a short king and we love him.

Also, the day I realized I'm taller than him I just lost it.

[endrimer]

hes such a loser (i love hihm)

i hc that!!! every demon has quirky horns ala homestuck. some of them have different colors though.

jodie's horns r blue probably

i think its more of a personality thing than a genetic thing, but also taylor with blue horns is funny i should do that. he thinks theyre gonna be red but they arent which is LAME!!!!! so he paints over them to look cooler

glenn's horns are red. idk about morgan honestly

nick's horns are blue but if you cut into them theyre red. idk i think that woud be cool

hermie's are purple. scam likely genes. i think his horns would be a swirly shape.

all the horns start out as little nubs!!!! they only get bigger and quirkier when demon puberty hits. your personality and self is basically more developed by then so the shape and color r like. more defined. do you get me. it’s like a cutie mark but for demons which is very funny to me. im unsruer if hermie 2 would have the same horns but i think it would be funny if they were slightly different. or the same. who knowzs.

[millysastroblog]

•🌸💓CUTE PLACEMENTS 💓🌸•

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Disclamer: Pls don’t take what I wrote here to heart , I posted this observation just for fun! And if u guys can’t relate that’s totally fine , OK? …….. Have fun guys 💕🌸!!!

💗 Mercury in Taurus have some beatiful , soulful, rich singing voices.

💗Venus- Saturn positve aspects are just so calm, respectful, thoughtful toward their friends and partners. They can take accountability and responsibility for their actions and learn from them. They take love very seriously, wanting to be available for loved once 24/7 being helpful and supportive. And that’s why I appreciate you all. # ride or die for love , # stable lovers 💍👍💓!

💗Mars- Jupiter know how to cheer other people up and make their days better. These are the funny, sometimes even embarrassing friends that love to do extreme fun activities like riding roller coasters, jumping of a cliff, going to the zooo (IDKW?) # fun people

💗Mercury- Venus aspects know how to charm someone with their VOICE , people love listening to them , including me !

💗Pisces Asc people are just fucking pretty, empathetic, soft, shy, accepting of different people. I just love the aura they carry, so ethereal untouchable individuals.

💗Libra and 7th house stelliums love to communicate and surround themselves with people or lager groups. They could be good leaders, classmates, teachers because of how connected they are to others wanting to be pro active and helpful.

💗Ceres in the 1st, 4th, 7th and 10th house embody the care taker role very well, extending this caring, soul full energy nurturing other brocken hearts with their presence.

💗 Venus / Mars in Pisces are full time active people pleaser 24/7 ,they love to take care of others. To have a boyfriend or girlfriend with placement is a blessing in disguise’s .

💗Mercury in Aries I love you for staying in your truth and expressing what ever you guys are feeling at the moment. We appreciate that 😘.

💗Venus- Moon poitives ascpects are such niiicce individuals to be around, they excude this loving, nututring, sweet, feminime energy perfectly. They dont mind helpinng others who are in need. Being a supportive friend when hardships occur. Because Venus is love, and the moon emotions , they looovve their friends and partners with all their 💕 !

💗Venus- Jupiter woman are the "IT GIRL" placement, how they can make a room brighter just by their presence is stunning !!

💗Venus in the 5th house love entertainment, fun, being extravagant , CHILDREN, these people would die to have a child honestly ! Gotta love the artistic self expression with these individuals.

💗Mercury in Cancer make people feel understood and loved because of their good listening skills.:)

💗Taurus Rising pretty, nice, calm friendly people. Exude this grounding stable energy that gives people the emotional security to open up. They are very patient and don’t rush in life. Nice body, hair, everything.

💗Cancer Rising so cuuute I swear ! Love how comfortable they make others feel including me. Expressing emotion raw and truthfully. They shine like the moon. Glowing pale skin, big eyes, big chest 😌.

💗Moon- Jupiter ahhhhwweeee these people are sooooo cuute I swear, showing pure, authentic, open, and vurnerbale emotion is nothing new for these individuals. I apprectiate just that positive energy yall got.

💗Venus in 2nd/ Mars in the 2nd housers are veryyy generous with finances, spending moey on people. How much effort and energy these beautiful unicorns put in gifting someone is incredably special and kind.

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Thx 🤍

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[dumplingsjinson]

hello!! can you please do a list of “texts that make me want to throw my phone at the wall because it gave me butterflies and idk how to deal with all of those feelings” prompts? i’ve been in a mood for teeth rotting fluff idkw haha thank youuuuu x

List of “texts which gives me mad butterflies” prompts

“Wish you were here with me :((

Sending the cutest, most wholesome meme and attaching a simple “Us” at the end. (MATE, STFU AND TAKE MY RING AND ACCEPT MY MARRIAGE PROPOSAL RIGHT NOW, I’m not even JOKING) 

“You’ve got me smiling like an idiot right now, you know?”

“I miss youuu :((“ 

“So when do I get to see your pretty face again?”

Them sending a selfie of themselves with the caption of “;)” and the other character just going feral over the picture

Character B waking up to a long paragraph of Character A saying how much they love them

“Good morning/night, love <3”

Character B using Character A’s name/nickname in their texts in a playful manner (Just fucking take my SOUL already, this shit makes me melt every time!) 

Instead of a text, Character A receives a voice message from Character B and it’s the cutest shit ever. Bonus points if it’s a voice message after they just woke up, and their voice is a lil’ raspy and UGH.

“Can’t stop thinking about you <33”

Character B taking a picture of something, sending it to Character A and adding “this reminded me of you!” or “Saw this and thought of you <3” (could either be something funny or cute or alludes to inside joke of theirs — the possibilities are endless)

Messages where they’re asking how each other’s day has been. It’s so simple but SO sweet. 

“I don’t know if you know this, and if you weren’t already aware… I’M SO IN LOVE WITH YOUUUU <333” (bonus: the other character replying “Bubba, trust me, I know”) 

“I WANNA SEE YOU AGAINNN AAHHH” “we literally just parted ways” “i know but i already miss youuu :((“ (as much as I say I don’t like clinginess, THIS TYPE OF ENERGY IS SOMETHING I WANT) 

[sheree-says-stuff]

What are your favorite South Park headcanons? 🖖🏻

It took me ten million years to respond to this because I don't really have SP headcannons (besides my AU fics) so I had to make a list!

ALSO THANK YOU FOR ASKING, I LOVE GETTING ASKS!!!!

Kyle

i'm an average-height kyle truther. he's no shorter than 5'9" but no taller than 5'11".

horror movie fanatic but probably threw up while watching midsommar (and never finished it).

^ also a giant Scream fan. owns so much ghostface merch.

probably chubby.

straight as a board. he is so heteronormative, it's not even funny.

favorite bands are Bloodhound Gang and Insane Clown Posse but his guilty pleasure is Conan Gray (and cartman makes fun of him for it)

insomniac. bro CANNOT sleep ‼️

Kenny

tall kenny is the only valid take for me. he is 6'2" for sure and he uses his height to be intimidating when he wants to be.

when he's older, he moves to Italy with Cartman (don't ask how either of them afford it, just go with it)

he for sure writes fics about himself on a burner account.

is really good at school without having to study. naturally quick to learn.

is straight but will do anything for money (hey, $20 is $20!)

can talk to the dead and/or supernatural. can tell when ghosts are around.

COVERED in scars

Stan

short and skinny. i'm talking 5'6".

idkw but i imagine him being mexican, or at least partially mexican.

chronically depressed (and probably has OCD) but not an alcoholic or substance user.

hates weed because he grew up on a weed farm.

you cannot convince me that he doesn't watch Family Guy.

will sleep anywhere in any position.

closeted bisexual.

Cartman

is really good at playing instruments, becomes a famous lead singer in a pop band

is actually really intelligent but refuses to apply himself in school.

sent to boarding school, came back unrecognizable

football player, probably a quarterback

i really like the intersex cartman theory

doesn't believe in evolution or science

probably has a lot of trauma

Other characters:

Butters is blind in one eye from the Weapons episode

Butters is also extremely Type A as he grows up

Wendy, Heidi, Nicole, and Bebe don't have social media for feminist reasons

Jimmy can rap better than Eminem

Tweek loves true crime but is scared of FNaF

the only person who loves b@relyhuman more than Tweek is Craig

[eldritch-spouse]

I just found some meme videos about some DJ Bouncin Beats toy and, god, I've spent my whole afternoon howling of laughter! The high pitched moans, the bounces that sounds like meat slapping, the kinda porny music... it was too much and, idkw, Santi just popped into my mind after. Would he find it funny too if I do the same with the toy in front of him? would he weirded out cuz it's a kid's toy? or... oh wait! maybe I could use it as a decoy for lust demons?

Listen anon.

If you turn that thing on in the living room, he'll quickly fall into whatever trap you have planned. His brain doesn't even stop to wonder why there's corny music playing or why it sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks are having a threesome- All Santi's mind registers is rhythmic slapping and moaning.

Yeah, he's going to be upset he fell for something so obvious. But give it a couple of days and he'll fall for it again.

Vesper will fall for it once. Then he'll start playing with the thing and moaning the most disgusting things just so he can make his imps bust their ribs from laughing.

[tau1tvec]

Idkw I find seeing horse ranch add-ons going public just now so funny, but here we are ig.

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

Revenge time ✨✨

0:Height

1:Virgin?

2:Shoe size

3:Do you smoke?

4:Do you drink?

5:Do you take drugs?

6:Age you get mistaken for

7:Have tattoos?

8:Want any tattoos?

9:Got any piercings?

10:Want any piercings?

11:Best friend?

12:Relationship status

13:Biggest turn ons

14:Biggest turn offs

15:Favorite movie

16:I’ll love you if

17:Someone you miss

18:Most traumatic experience

19:A fact about your personality

20:What I hate most about myself

21:What I love most about myself

22:What I want to be when I get older

23:My relationship with my sibling(s)

24:My relationship with my parent(s)

25:My idea of a perfect date

26:My biggest pet peeves

27:A description of the girl/boy I like

28:A description of the person I dislike the most

29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30:What I hate the most about work/school

31:What your last text message says

32:What words upset me the most

33:What words make me feel the best about myself

34:What I find attractive in women

35:What I find attractive in men

36:Where I would like to live

37:One of my insecurities

38:My childhood career choice

39:My favorite ice cream flavor

40:Who wish I could be

41:Where I want to be right now

42:The last thing I ate

43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44:A random fact about anything

🤭✨😌.

What?? Vengeance??? I never saw this one coming (wink emoji)

0:Height: 5"7

1:Virgin?: Yes. #waitingtillmarriagegang

2:Shoe size: Why are you buying me shoes?????

3:Do you smoke?: Absolutely not. Smoking = Murder (of both yourself and others)

4:Do you drink?: Ewww no.

5:Do you take drugs?: Ewwwwwww no.

6:Age you get mistaken for: Anywhere from 12 - 14 (I'll be sixteen in April; buy me a gift; preferably a books)

7:Have tattoos? No.

8:Want any tattoos?: I'm allergic to physical pain lol

9:Got any piercings? Did you not here about the physical pain???

10:Want any piercings? Hello! My allergy! Are you not paying any attention!?

11:Best friend? @ell0ra-br3kk3r, @writingwitch007, @lavenderimaginedher, @nyxxxxxxxx, @slowlyg0ld, @quickslvxr, @technically-bean, @just-another-godless-god (i can't ever remember you url correctly lol) and all the rest of my moots <3

12:Relationship status: Complicated....

13:Biggest turn ons: smiles, hyperfixations, dramaticness but maintaining the ability to be chill, bright eyes (not like color; theres something about certain people that makes there eyes bright), long hair (idkw)

14:Biggest turn offs: Hubris, being condescending, the stupid type of stupid like not cute stupid but mean stupid, fake people,

15:Favorite movie: Enola Holmes <3

16: I’ll love you if you are alive lol. As far as agape love is you breathing is enough. As far as philia/ludus is concerned be nice and funny

17:Someone you miss: A lot of people...

18: Most traumatic experience: The moment when i was 5 when i realized adults aren't perfect. 5 was way to young imo.

19:A fact about your personality: I'm loyal. You need to talk to someone im there.

20:What I hate most about myself: I have trouble focusing on things im uninterested in doing.

21:What I love most about myself: I know a lot about a lot. And I'm very passionate.

22:What I want to be when I get older: actor, youth pastor, author, poet, philosopher, revolutionary, essayist, traveler, director, playwright, theologian, historian, theorist. Any of those are fine by me.

23:My relationship with my sibling(s): On and off. Probably as good and bad as most other relationships.

24:My relationship with my parent(s): idk. sometimes it seems good sometimes i wish i was running away. and whenever i get upset with my parents i can't help but think of so many of my friends with even worse parental lives so idk.

25:My idea of a perfect date: I've never been on a date but i'd love candles, outide eating, talking, reading. Fairy Lights!!!

26:My biggest pet peeves: People saying im rude. Like the frick! You have no idea what I'm not saying and then you argue i say to much. (roll eyes emoji)

27:A description of the girl/boy I like: idk my relationship life is complicated at the moment lol. Most of the girls i've ever liked were funny, nice and had long brown or black hair.

28:A description of the person I dislike the most: i dislike a lot of people. All of them are cheaters and liars.

29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend: I told him that his relationship with this girl would work.

30:What I hate the most about work/school: It's not taught correctly lol. When the school system has taught you that Shakespeare is boring you know you've done something wrong. The way Shakespeare was the Lin Manuel Miranda of the the 15 and 1600's. Also Greek mythology is basically the MCU and Roman Mythology is the DC universe lol. I've tangented a bit. The point is literature is cool (Jane Austen is hilarious) and history is anything but boring if only they were taught correctly.

31:What your last text message says: do dms count? if so: "hiiiiiiii [girl's name]" if not: "Got it. Good morning <3"

32:What words upset me the most: Basically anyone saying i need to "man up" or "control my emotions".

33:What words make me feel the best about myself: "i'm proud of you" "nobody's perfect" "you look amazing"

34:What I find attractive in women: Be honest, open, kind, funny, loyal, friendly, brave, beautiful (inside more than out), hopeful etc.

35:What I find attractive in men: I'm straight (nobody listen to anything @nyxxxxxxxx tells you) but I am a sucker for dark messy hair. Look up Timothée Hal Chalamet. oh my goshhhhhhh.

36:Where I would like to live: Somewhere beautiful. Simple as that.

37:One of my insecurities: Couldn't pick one so - my physical appearance, being imperfect, letting people down and i have huge anxiety about upsetting people or infringing on their boundries.

38:My childhood career choice: Pastor

39:My favorite ice cream flavor: Cookies and Creme; Starberry and Creme

40:Who wish I could be: Just me.

41:Where I want to be right now: Anywhere beautiful.

42:The last thing I ate: A valentine's day reese cup from my sister <3

43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: idk my moots? Yall are wonderful lol

44:A random fact about anything: I'm a shipper in denial lol

[anxious3cto]

Happy Friday the 13th, yall should really watch this one vid (a micheal and Jayson comedy sketch) idkw, but is so funny to me, I literally quote it all the time.

Now back to your regular scheduled program

Today's bop:

Stats and log below

Note for those who haven'tseen my last post on this: on my apps I log all my shit too (this is just to more publicly keep me responsible)

~~~☆~~~Tw Sats~~~☆~~~

Weight: morning W<138.8lbs > 《 after school W< for got again sry, probs 138.5 or smth>

Overall cals (including one's at school+before it too): 232

Cals burned according to fitbit:-1658 burned

Cal burned-total cal: -1426

~~☆~~Tw LOG TIME Kiddos~~☆~~remember to hydrate before you diedrate besties <3

10/13/23

Breakfast: 15 cals my espresso [six shots, zero cal sweetener, and some microwaved unsweetened vanilla almondmilk about 15 cals, ½ of a cup]

Lunch: 25 monster rehab peach tea(low cal monster; 5-25 cals)

Dinner: 110 for 1 Crab Cakes, Plant based, and a little kimchi a table spoon 12 cals

Snack: 70 cals pear blueberry spinach Aldi baby food.

Total cal: 272

~~~☆~~~Stay safe! <3~~~☆~~~

[aloeverified]

I just have the weirdest hc's about the sand siblings/Hyuga cousins interaction

Hinata and Gaara are always having online fandom discourse irl(their likes are similar and they agree on almost everything).

Gaara: "So you went through all this crap and you were never once allowed to kill people?!! You poor thing:("

Neji is always arguing with Temari about Ninja stuff. They also study together.

Hanabi and Kankurou make the greatest prankster duo. Kankurou brings up the best ideas on how to annoy his siblings and Hanabi plans how to execute them.

Temari attempts to get rid all of Hinata's jackets but gets tired because there are SO MANY.

Hanabi: "I've tried. It's almost like each jacket is able to reproduce"

Everyone loves pranking Neji, including Temari. There's just something so satisfying about him telling you to die, and complaining about how no one takes him seriously.

NO BECAUSS HINATA AND GAARA WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF THEY GOT TO INTERACT MORE. I think they could have a really sweet friendship (or romantic relationships, if you're into them), but they also could be really weird enemies in a modern au. I think they'd have disputes about fandoms like MLP (never watched it but it seems like something they'd like idkw) and fighting over Naruto.

Neji and Temari would be bitchy older siblings together who gossip about their younger siblings, but are like, "oh we're just looking out for them ☺️" Definitely the type of older siblings to embarrass their younger ones in front of their crush.

Hanabi and Kankuro have menace little siblings vibes. I know they're so annoying and picky with everything.

Temari would try to help Hinata with her confidence and just be amazed at how much of a work in progress she needs. Oh, and I know she'd go crazy trying to help Hinata come up with a new wardrobe if she was ever in Suna.

Them bullying Neji would warm my heart 🫶 Hinata would probably not participate but would definitely giggle about it while apologizing, and Gaara only doesn't help because he's like. Emotionally stunted and whatnot.

This is lowkey one of the appeals to Gaahina because the family dynamic is so fun. The Hyuga Siblings and Sand Siblings should've been friends 😿

[dream-sans-mogai]

So I cover my face with a thin sheet when I'm trying to sleep to block out the light in the room. The house I live in is near a battleground and the house is quite literally on one of the paths the soldiers took to get to said battleground.

I've seen whispy soliders come and go in my bedroom so often it's not funny. I've seen multiple cryptids outside, especially not-dear, cause I'm in Appalachia. I'm very spiritually and naturally connected and my intuition is spot on. I've spoken to weather spirits and have had so many experiences with seeing things it ain't even funny. I've had so many paranormal experiences that I'd have to gaslight myself to the extreme to convince myself that I haven't seen anything. I can litterally pick out gacha style stuff and tell which one my gf would want based on what we can't see inside and what I'd want and be spot on each time.

Anyway the point of this post was that I was laying in bed, blocking out the light because I was tired and wanted to sleep and extra hour or so. However when I put the blanket over my face, I could still see the light pretty clearly. As I was kinda looking because the blanket wasn't flush, I saw a hand go from side to side slowly Infront of my face, blocking out the light. Then did it quickly to emphasize. A ghost just fucking checked if I could see it through my blanket 😭😭😭 there is literally no way it was anything else. My cats would have to do some crazy air manuvers and nothing is in between that I could of mistaken and if it was the other person in the house right now, I would of heard him open a door and come in. That door isn't quiet. It would of had to be right up on my face, like less than 4 inches, to make that distinct of a movement to the darkness the hand was through the blanket.

Like idkw but there's a big difference to me between like hearing something in the woods mimic wind chimes excitedly, seeing the face of something looking up at me from downstairs then quickly backing away in fear or seeing a whispy solider not acknowledge me, all with no tension or evil feeling behind it, often quite the opposite and something doing something very intentional and not 5 minutes after I did and feeling no negative energy in the room before, during or after. In fact, no energy at all. That was so fucking eerie. It was such a sign of intelligence, it knew that when I put the blanket over my face, I was going to sleep and therefore couldn't see it because I do that almost every time I go to sleep. I suppose because it just watch me put the blanket over my face, it didn't know for sure so it checked. It was recognition of one of my patterns and doing something intelligent to check if I was following the patterns.

It didn't feel evil or with bad intentions but wow, it was so surprising.

[kuro4thegays]

hiiii my pretty how was your day 💖 hope it was decent. yep you're right about kaveh not suitable for a mean dom, he's soft ehehe. 🫂 also the tango ramble was good, sounds romantic idk cuz idk how to dance. i listened to you anyway. just take your time and rest when you need first 🎀 (I've been into this ribbon icon idkw but its cute and reminds me of you so). wish you a good resting time you deserve. kiss kiss - 🐰

I haven't been able to shake a strange sense of constant fear that's been plaguing me since yesterday. I'm too secure and that's what scares me, like there should be something I'm scared of, but I can't remember. I studied for exams all I could, but I'm still afraid that I'll fail or I check my stuff multiple times before I leave the house only to then be constantly thinking of what I might have forgotten. It's a seriously draining feeling, but tbh this is far from the first and the last time this has happened.

Glad you agree with me on my little rambles. I don't know how to dance either and the thought of getting that close to someone who isn't one of my lomls is scary, but if I could dance with Aventurine I would take that chance so fast it's not even funny. I just want to be held ig. Touch starved gang where are we?

Also please don't tell me I infiltrated your daily life to the point you think about me while texting... That's too sweet... (Dies from sweet)

[joe-moi]

I know we all are strangers here but idkw its so strangely comfortable, it feels like a bunch of friends just gossip around at night no harm just expressing our thoughts respectfully (at least the majority)

my irl friends just don’t care, but I do sometimes and it’s funny gossip at the end of the day but I don’t have anyone to talk to about it lmao I want this irl!

I totally get this. Because this is how I feel too. I’d love to gossip and not all of my friends like that. I can talk about something for a pretty long time. I just love gossiping.

however, I was getting a little frustrated earlier, because every single ask, and every single response was pretty much the same thing reiterated in a different way. And I just needed a break. And I’ve got a lot of people in the inbox right now telling me that it’s our own fault that we did this. And maybe it is, but we just want to talk and gossip. and part of that is going to be coming up with theories and speculation on what we see. I think we’re going to drop it for now until or unless something else happens.

[baekhvuns]

Ikr 😭 but the social presence thing is so right, i remember I got swayed by my frnds around 8th and 9th grade to install these apps and i did but then corona happened and I got enlightened!

Yes, the moodboard did and honestly i had never read a good fic before, well technically I had never read even simple fic bfr so when I saw tht divorce mention...i was like sign me up for the trauma! No imagine my first fic was lnfila...i was already prepared for so much. Actually I'm glad tht was my first fic.

Omg yes, well as far as ik, YK how people take out a divine and perfect time to tie the rakhi right? So this year there was a lot of confusion bcz it was informed tht the auspicious time was from 9:30PM of 30 aug to 9:30AM 31 Aug. So typically the much religious people followed this schedule but the other ones just celebrated the festival normally. Even today many people celebrated it so yeah it was fun honestly! I mean I'm all for the food and money sooo-

Man imagining his reactions PLSS ✋😭 he would be so creeped out first of all!!

OMAHGAH NO U DIDN'T JUST PUT JANAM JANAM IN D&TG BESTIEEE

Idk if its just my obsession with the song but mai agr kahun from om Shanti Om 😩 liek the violins and all. Ofc!!! Just frnds would be incomplete if we didn't put fashion movie songs in it bcz i can imagine all the runway scenes and 'jalwa' playing as a backtrack 🤌🤌omg i had almost forgotten abt tht song WOOAHOOOOHHOHHHH man kk rlly gv the bollywood industry some amazing songs.

LMAO DIVORCE?!?! 😭 Yeah ok i side with rabta, i cn totally hear it at the start when hwa declares the divorce. ....khronus and veer Zara....they fit together 🤧🤧 (my tears play a big role in it) YESS BG AND TERI MERI THE SEPERATION PART 😭😭BRO U JUST READ MY MIND BCZ IK DAMN WELL TUM SE HI WOULD GO SOO WELL WITH BG LIKE THT RAIN SCENE ✨

Hawayein and rewrite the stars, how come i didn't think of that? Bcz come on the lyrics THEY LYRICS!! Ofc i remember patiala house how cn i forget it just like tht, 😭 it was my childhood!! And the way I fell for Akshay in tht idkw but I did, bcz he always plays tht macho role, so when he did tht soft boy role i just melted.

Now tht i think abt it apart frm the mainstream actors in Bollywood there are so many underrated visuals, and i personally stand with reitesh deshmukh!! Like he's just so ....idk but he just is!

I was re reading the trouble with hating you AND WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME RN?? 😭 like idk it just got funnier! And hwa is so random here Literally! Bcz who the fuck brings their ENTIRE dinner set for he library 😭😭 i laughed at this for straight 1 minute LIEK THE VISUAL!! I JST CAN'T- or when he said "so dolphins are like the dogs of the ocean??" WHAT DOES THT EVEN MEAN??? 😭😭😭 MY MAN HERE IS THINKING WAY TOO DEEP ABT THE OCEAN WHEN HE HAS AN EXAM TO STUDY FOR if I was there i would've died laughing!

im glad that u liked the fic and that being ur first fic fbsnbdkw 😭😭😭 my inbox was bursting the day of that release fbanjfksjckc

YEAAAAAH that time of hour like my mom was all panicky trying to tell everyone not to tie them in the morning 😭😭 some kali thing was happening fbwkfjsk UR RIGHT THE MONEY AND THE FOOD IS ALL THAT MATTERED every brown man on that day was my brother 🤚🏻

LMFAOOOO JANAM JANAM BEING ALL THE LIFES THEY GET REINCARNATED AS HEHE PLS NOT THE ATZ SLANDER WNBDMS

no ur right i was gonna put dastaan as the khronus one bc it’s slightly haunting!! RIGHT I COULD NOT NOT PUT JALWA IN THEIR SCREAMING THATS THE BEST ONE kk’s oooohoOoOoO >>>>>> what a voice honestly

NO HEAR ME OUT IN RAABTA WHEN THEY SAY “it’s said that god has made someone for someone” THAT WAS MY INTENTION W IT BEING IN DIVORCE THKWHDKW

khronus and veer zaara r cousins ackshully TUM SE HI SUPREMACY >>>>> !!!! HONESTLY IT FITS THAT FIC LIKE A GLOVE AND THE VOICE 😭😭😭

no omf bc that movie’s beginning made me cry a lil fhwmdbsn I ALSO RLY LIKED THAT ONE he’s always played some comedian or macho guy but this one i was pitying his character the entire time 😭😭 O GET IT I GET IT W RITESH but his wife???

LMFAOOOO TROUBLE W HATING U HAD THE BEST DIALOGUE IN MY OPINON??? like that one part “u don’t talk much,” “do u want me to moan?” that fic is so funny to me gbmebdkd THE ENTIRE DINNER SET LMFAOOOO THIS IS BASED ON SOMETHING VERY IRL FHWJDHKS HE’S STUDYING FOR THE WRONG EXAM 😭😭😭

NO SRS VISUALIZE IT,, A WHOLE DINNER SET, IN A LIBRARY, ALL THE PLATES SET AND ALL AND HE HAS A CLOTH ON HIS COLLAR FOOD IS STEAMING HOT AND HES TALKING ABT DOLPHINS 😭😭

[misswoozi]

Hello there. It’s me once again. Back to defend my thesis.

And I wanna start by saying that I see why people don’t get Yoona as a dom, because she is not what you expect to a dom to look like. But not everyone acts like their role in bed. I think that’s the biggest misconception when it comes to BDSM and power play. That being said, Yoona is 100% a mommy. She’s soft, caring and sweet in a tone that is borderline sarcastic. She is a fucking tease. With Johnny I imagine her pretending to let him lead to just make fun of him when she denies him of his orgasm. “Oh poor little boy thought mommy would let him cum so soon? I’m sorry, but we need to have more fun tonight. You understand mommy, right?” things like that. And I can clear as day ser Johnny almost crying and nodding because he wants to cum so bad but he also I wants to fuck her and he knows the only way to be allowed to do that is behaving. (But can you imagine Johnny crying from orgasm denial? Suck a beautiful sight ngl) Also, she’s a Gemini, the duality in her runs strong.

On the Hani subject: sungchan is a fucking furry like… he would obviously submit to her naturally. I think she’d also be a great pair with Jungwoo. This boy… on his knees the moment he sees her and the way she looks at him from above? Cum untouched. But also a lot of the neo boys give me sub vibe IDKW??? But with Hani my fave ones for her to dominate would be Sungchan, Jungwoo, Donghyuck, winwin and Taeil. Maybe mark if he’s feeling it.

My thing with Irene is that she is a brat tamer. I’m talking donghyuck level of brattiness. She is a sadist, she likes the pain of punishment, she likes when they are a little too hard to tame. But all because she loves the challenge. Johnny is a diff type of brat, I can’t quite pin point but in my head he reminds me of the daddy from the YouTube channel “watts the safeword” idk if you’ve seen them, but they are amazingly funny and the daddy is a bratty bottom (as said by them in some of their videos).

Since English is not my first language sometimes I wonder if I’m making myself clear lol but I swear in my head makes sense

Can’t wait to read your thoughts 🎠

YOUR FIRST LANGUAGE ISN'T ENGLISH? OP, you are amazingly fluent because I have never had any doubt about what you've meant in any of your asks!

We may headcanon Yoona differently but you HAVE opened my eyes to the concept of her and Johnny. YOUR HARD WORK IS NOT IN VAIN -- YOU HAVE GOTTEN INTO MY HEAD, OP. I feel like I've written Hyuna the same way for so many years that it's actually really nice to have a fresh perspective and a new ship. (Plus I love Johnny AND Yoona so much that it's nice.)

WE DO AGREE THAT SUNGCHAN IS A BIG, OL' SUB. There ARE a lot of subby boys in NCT, though we seem to clash about who they are lmao but you should know that I LOVE when my friendly anons have different opinions and headcanons because it makes for really good discourse.

AS FOR MISS IRENE, PERHAPS IT'S TIME TO FIND A GOOD SUBBY PARTNER FOR HER, OPEN UP SOME NEW DISCUSSIONS.

I'm genuinely glad you've joined the team, OP. You bring really, really good stuff lmao

[ddamm]

You know it is something I love when Krys posts and mentions me hehehehehehhe

Seriously, I love this au so much aaaaah being taught by Daryl about motorcycles could surely lessen my fear of them lol idkw but I guess I'm afraid because they seem less safe than a car.

Anws, hvjscfsdjygdcwkuhbvegas THE LAST PART WITH THE CHILD OMG ToT I JUST KNEW ONE WOULD ASK THAT, AFTER THE "Do you love ___" ALWAYS COMES THAT ONE AAAAAAAAA

And I agree with Y/N, I'd be persecuted if I decided to answer that question lmao, but of course Daryl would find it funny aaa

Love this AU, love this relationship, love this author. Go meet her, read her stuff and shower her in likes and comment tsunamis like I do, she'll appreciate it lots tehee <3

Shopping Spree, Hangout Dreams AU Headcannons Part 5 | Daryl Dixon x Fem!Reader

Word count: 592.

A/n: Focusing back on them before the apocalypse for now. And the last part personally had me giggling. Kids, huh? Anyways, I hope you like this!

Specially dedicated to my biggest supporter on this au, @ddamm.

★ Daryl bought his own motorcycle shortly after the two of you moved into your final apartment.

★ He had spent years saving up for it, even hesitantly accepting any money you wanted to add to the savings for his motorcycle.

★ He was hesitant to take your money because he felt bad. He didn't want you to “waste” money on him, money that you could use to buy yourself something nice.

★ However, you were adamant, and your contribution to the savings helped him immensely.

★ The day he bought his own motorcycle, he was ecstatic. It wasn't anything fancy, but he loved it, and therefore, you loved it as well.

★ You'd been with him for over a decade at that point. You knew practically all the lore surrounding the motorcycling community. Daryl took great pleasure in teaching you everything he knew.

★ It made Daryl happy to know that you took interest in something he liked. He could go on for hours about motorcycles and you wouldn't mind. You'd actively ask questions and ask him to explain something you didn't understand.

★ Daryl was even teaching you how to ride one. It wasn't quite like teaching you how to ride a bicycle, like you had joked when he had suggested teaching you how to ride a motorcycle, but you got better with time.

★ Soon, you were able to ride one on your own, though you still preferred to have the professional—Daryl—ride it instead with you on the back, holding on to him.

★ Going away from motorcycles for a bit, Daryl was also the one that taught you how to drive a car.

★ Merle had essentially given his truck to Daryl way back when, and the old thing surprisingly still worked years later, all the way to the start of the apocalypse.

★ That was the first thing—apart from a bicycle—you ever learned to drive.

★ When Daryl bought his motorcycle, he basically gave you the truck to go to and from work, the supermarket, basically anywhere you wanted to go.

★ During the earlier stages before he bought the motorcycle, he'd go and pick you up from work with his truck.

★ He once picked you up a bit later than usual due to the field trip you had taken your class on, and when you had gotten off the bus to greet him with a cheek kiss, the kids all collectively commented on it, eliciting chuckles from you and your husband.

★ “Ew.”

★ That's also how your class had gotten introduced to your husband. After that, they never stopped asking about him.

★ “Mrs Dixon, how'd you meet Mr Dixon?”

“Mrs Dixon, have you and Mr Dixon ever kissed with your mouths like my mommy and daddy?”

“Mrs Dixon, do you love Mr Dixon?”

★ You had also once gotten a question from one of the kids that had you choking and blushing.

★ “Mrs Dixon, do you and Mr Dixon play with your clothes off?”

★ You changed that topic of discussion very quickly. Nope, you weren't gonna teach a bunch of five year olds about sex.

★ It did make for some good comedy when you got back home. Well, for Daryl at least. When you told him about that, he couldn't stop laughing. He found the question hilarious.

★ “Well, what'd ya tell him?”

“I didn't say anything. I changed the topic.”

“Ya could've said yes. We do “play with our clothes off” a bunch'a times.”

“Daryl, I'm not gonna say that! Do you know how many parents would be plotting my murder?”

“I know. M'jus' messin' with ya, Darlin'.”