#i laugh every time

[orienteddreamerrr]

okay I had to record it...

[thatbookwhore]

“If Baggins looses then we eats it whole.” Followed by the long pause, followed by “fair enough” has got to be some of the best line deliveries ever made

[starport-rodeo]

my favorite dm posts are the ones with these two pictures specifically

followed by absolutely UNHINGED gremlin-armand behavior

like “daniel my beloved i require your assistance. ive accidentally released 14 weasels in the kitchen. don’t be so dramatic it was an experiment daniel!”

[holyblanchett]

Agatha arguing with her darkhold adopted son while evading the scarlet witch will never not be funny.

"If you're my mommy does that mean the scarlet witch is my daddy?" 😭😭 is such an insane thing for him to say to her.

[teenytinysandwiches]

JJ's Gatsby Finale Countdown | Day 14 ↳ This line.

[raayllum]

Don't forget, I'm a powerful mage. What if you're not powerful enough?

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

“Quality Man” Osamu Dazai hiding with the trash to snoop on chuuya and atsushi

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

people putting a picture of otto above anti-rhaenicent or anti-lesbian alicent posts is the funniest fucking thing im sorry

[power-chords]

It has been too long since I last posted my favorite road sign in all of Westchester County.

[rileylastname]

tired of telling people to go fuck themselves? here are some fun new threats to add to your vocabulary:

I oughta cover you in syrup!

I oughta put you in a canoe!

I oughta let a bird walk all over you!

please use with caution because these can be devastating and potentially deadly

[artemisfowls]

One Piece (2023-) – 1x08 “Worst in the East”

[wolfish-nightmares]

The Four Faces of Death

Pairings: Hannigram x reader x Collectkin 

Warnings: violence, gore, bad language, sex, cannibalism, 18+

Category: Angst, fluff? Smut.

Summary: Your life is shattered and changed between the hands of four of the most dangerous killers. 

Silentium Est Aureum - Silence is golden in the black eyes of death

Mortem Obire - Death is always the hardest to face.

Deus Pascit Corvos - Even God feeds the ravens.

Dies Irae -

[sunflowerscottie]

The way Teen says “I get one?” in the broom scene like YES BITCH THIS WAS YOUR IDEA

[kushblazer666]

whatever you have to say about orthodox jews building illegal tunnels in brooklyn, that video of the chabad guy emerging from beneath the sidewalk is an all time classic

[shiiro-arts]

Sometimes when I read (mostly nalu) fanfics and people describe natsu as a 6ft tall dude I can't stop laughing.

Like, my boy is 5'8ft (1,73m) y'all.

He is a short king and we love him.

Also, the day I realized I'm taller than him I just lost it.

[sturnioloho]

them mocking eachother will never not be funny lmao