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I don't remember what I was going for, but here's a sketch horror boi <3
~Sorry I haven't posted for a hot sec, been working on these commissions and some stuff on the side! Hoping to get some of the finished ones posted today and not get sidetracked again. Doing the same on my other socials too, cause I'm a goober with a brain of a goldfish teehee.~
#my art#sans#sans au#caycantdoodle#cay talks#undertale au#horror sans#horrortale#horrotale by sour apple studios#axe#horror sans aka axe#i always liked axe#it's just hot teehee#sorry for my inactivity as of late#im pretty sure i have to do a follower thank you too#goodness heavens
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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.
I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.
#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol#but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me#like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind#you’re going to have the last laugh#you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted#and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT#<- do you get what I’m saying#that’s fucking hilarious#also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is#VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill#billford#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#fiddlebill#fiddlebillford#<- is that a tag#it should be#orals worst most fucked up polycule#or love triangle#or both#shitpost
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Danny keeps telling heros his tragic backstory buts just ripped from an old game no one really remembers that he liked. That or an old cartoon he watched as a kid.
Example: One day I just woke up and had this strange pink mark on my leg. I was freaking out but then started noticing all this stuff I could do. All of a sudden I liked fish? And these men would keep popping up and telling me I had to fight monsters. Telling me i was picked for it. I got this neat pendent though.
The league have no idea hes bsing them. But eventually he keeps getting closer and closer to the characters story that someone will figure it out. And I like to think it’s Redhood or Flash and no I wont explain why because if you know you know.
Bonus points if Danny switches it up like once he finishes telling the characters full backstory. Maybe it can become a game with him and the others. Who can guess his reference the fastest. Batman is not amused
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dpxdc#dp x dc#batman#liz is doing crossovers again#im just sitting in the bathtub tbh like I just finished draining the water but im not ready to exit the bathroom yet#so im just chillin cold and naked in the tub#maybe ill kick the shower on and be warm again#im probably gonna get sick from this#I do everytime I let myself dripdry after a bath#my head even feels too hot#teehee#im so silly and sickly
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What if you wanted to knit but your body said "arthritis induced depressive episode ONLY" t-t
In my state of Not Knitting I've mostly been playing bideo wames but also decided to indulge in my favourite past time of reading multi million word Korean webnovels. One of said webnovels features a metric fuck ton of Hot Pink Yarn. And a man I'm very normal about knitting things for a man he's very normal about. Including a cardigan.
Do I in any way need a hot pink cardigan knit specifically to mimic the one from the novel? Absolutely not. But I Want It. (Also I've been wanting to knit a cardigan for like a year now and keep changing my mind)
In the novel, the yarn used is from a monster sheep that's later dyed hot pink. I'm not willing to use real wool for this, so instead I'm going with acrylic and got some of Hobbii's Fluffy Day in Deep Pink. Which is just an eye watering colour (canonically the hot pink yarn is painful to behold) and comes personally recommended from a friend of mine. I also got a roll of a glitter thread also sold through Hobbii in pink. Both to make the overall cardigan more obnoxious but also to give it more of a "this is wool from a monster sheep" and not just acrylic yarn.
As for the actual cardigan, it's described as a "Handmade Hot Pink Long Cardigan" "roomy and had big pockets" "(while a wip) an elaborate knitting pattern". There's enough wiggle room I can do basically anything I want with this. But my brain has latched on to the word "elaborate" and won't let go. So as soon as I get my hands on The Yarn, I'm going to swatch for this cardigan pattern published by Vogue Knitting.
It's quite possible this yarn does Not work for that pattern but I want to try it anyway just to suffer. And if it does work, I'll have to grade up the pattern, and potentially make changes to the length of the cardigan (I bought quite a bit more yarn than I thought I'd need just in case). But this pattern just Feels Right, the guy who knits is constantly wearing designer clothes so knitting an actual designer pattern is perfectly in theme. I've also been informed that the Fluffy Day yarn is incredibly warm so having a bit of open work would help with heat regulation.
If I complete this cardigan within the next ten years and have extra yarn left over I'll be sure to knit the matching hat (including a pom-pom), scarf long enough for several people to use, and fingerless gloves. All in hot pink so bright it's probably going to give me several headaches. Read S-Classes I Raised it's so good it'ssogood
#yes i AM hyperfocusing on random shit to ignore current events. i do not want to think about it#is there anything more accurate about being a knitter than getting yarn from someone. and going “i knit you thing with this???”#like the Giving of the Hot Pink Yarn was clearly to fuck with the other guy. but then that guy started making the first guy stuff#but the first guy just unironically uses all of it?? he's like “this is so ugly” and then he puts it on and goes :3 teehee comfy#he even used the hat to carry the other guy in when he was unconscious bc he wanted something comfy (it makes sense in context he was smol)#i'm SO normal about these two dudes and their weird courtship.#i want that morally questionable old man and the looks like a cinnamon roll will kill you twink to be happy
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i haven’t seen any gifsets of this scene yet, so i bring you more shitty screencaps but this moment felt like it was important me ?
loki walking past sylvie with mobius AGAIN with zero hesitation. (two eps in a row) hmm what does it mean.
(this time loki leaves first and mobius stays behind to look at ravonna, before following after loki - a parallel to last episode with loki & sylvie. and the second time they mirrored those dynamics in this episode! interesting.)
#much to think about#not once but TWICE ??#TWO episodes in a row ??#i don’t hate sylvie it’s just clear loki has given up on getting through to her bc she wants to be left alone (and he has mobius:)#third times the charm#?#next time he leaves with mobius after they all prevent another apocalypse and sylvie has her life back & then loki kisses mobius 🥰#teehee#can a boy dream ?#unrelated but the filter i chose ?? sylvie looks fucking hot in all black can we see that at some point please ?#lokius#loki spoilers#loki season 2#loki#mobius#loki x mobius#if they try to make ravonna and mobius a thing just so it parallels with sylki i think i’ll just lie down and die lmao
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Are you normal or did you use being attracted to almost the entire main cast as a reason when trying to convince someone to watch community
#fandom#community#community nbc#annie edison#britta perry#jeff winger#abed nadir#troy barnes#shirley bennett#literally sometimes it just blew me away watching it early on#that I get to look at Annie Abed Britta AND Troy all for free & the show is good too???#also Jeff’s not bad looking either he’s just totally not my type#mostly Annie & Abed are teehee 🤭#but then again BRITTA & TROY ��#basically everyone besides Pierce is kinda hot lmao#blorbo high council
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What a man fr..
1st one inspired by a base and 2nd one is a redraw of the illust of the song About me (papiyon)
#will never be normal about that guy#he ruined my life!!! whatever#do you know what else im bot normal and ruined me..... About me........; crying thinking about this song everyday#i can't with these lyrics aargg#im seeing Ambrose each time i listen to it.. im seeing him.....pfft#you don't get it he just feel so sad inside#“if you are still alive I wanted to say it's not your fault but it's too late for us” how about i explode#erm what was i even talking about!!! im just posting silly art srryyyy im stopping here with how insane that song makes me#i think he looks very hot on the other two drawings ^w^teehee#my art#oc art#digital art#Ambrose
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GUYS HELP I MADE HIM TOO ATTRACTIVE
#tgs hyde#the glass scientists#im a simp#what can i say#tgs edward hyde#that self insert really doesnt look like me ;-;#art#drawing#digital art#tgs#tgs fanart#i cant tell if hes hot#if im just really into this artstyle#i love this guy#if you know me irl no you dont#the things i would let him do to me#um anyways#teehee
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random blood angel astartes dude for fun, i named him santiago but hes otherwise just for practice, cause i have a compulsion to design the characters. an illness.
#adeptus astartes#casual astartes#i should be doing armor practice but no teehee#the first pic is so funny i just wanted to show off his teefers#i subscribe to the vampires having vampire bat teeth cause its cool and kinda hot#who said that#my art#i dont know. enough about the blood angels to make my own oc but if i did hed look like this#sorry i make the astartes freaks i lovee that theyre freaks. with their woke surgeries
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For you!!
❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing.
Oough, thank you very much for participating!! I thought a lot about what I should offer and eventually settled on this snippet from my very self indulgent Apollo/Evadne work teehee:
“So you returned.”
The stranger laughs, “As have you.”
Lo, he sits on the edge of the riverbank, his smooth, even-coloured ankles submerged in the cool water, the fabric of his skirt folded up above his knees. Somehow, the stranger’s gotten even more beautiful since she last saw him; gone are his loose, lovely curls which lay amaranth kisses onto his shoulders and neck, now they are bound atop his head and adorned with many petalled flowers. Likewise, his already flawless face now shines with the faint gloss of cosmetics. A deep blue colour stains his lips and the corners of his eyes. It matches the splendour of his blue skirt, makes her triply assured that this stranger is no mere man, but some visiting prince or king passing through. It is the only reason one such as him would ever willingly spend time with a creature like her.
Evadne clutches her veil tight as she stands beside him, makes certain that there is no way for a sudden wind to worry her cloth and reveal her shame. The stranger’s skin is so gorgeous, rich like a polished gem and just as smooth as its surface. Evadne’s never known a man so hairless! But then, the stranger has surely never known a woman like her either.
“Are you just going to laze about the edge today?” she says. They’re idle words, spoken just so she stops moping about when she’s got perfectly good company at hand. Gods alone know when she’ll ever have such a thing again. “It’s sweltering today, you’ll feel greater relief if you stick more than your toes into the water, sir.”
He laughs again, soft and calm. A quiet wind bustles over the water’s surface, he raises a fine-fingered hand to brace against the breeze. The silver bangles looped about his wrist make a melodious clatter as they settle one atop the other around the broad flesh of his arm. “I’ve no intention of disturbing you again. Just as I promised, your river is yours once more.”
His voice is just so… magical. Like music, or birdsong. Like some pleasant thing Evadne wishes she could hear forever. “I already told you, I am no nymph, good sir.” The very idea is just as ridiculous as the first time he said such a thing. As if a nymph’s spring would ever be so pitiful. As if Evadne would ever be allowed in the same waters as a lovely nymph! “I’m merely a maiden who wishes to bathe in peace. That is all I ever was.”
“Is that so?” Those calm eyes appraise her then, dark gaze roaming over each part of her fabric covered body ‘til Evadne is warm in the cheeks and hot all over. “When we were together last, you surely were— “
“W-What about you?” Evadne can hardly think past the heat in her face, the pounding of her stupid heart in her chest.
Miraculously, the stranger stops. “What about me?”
She squeezes her eyes shut, too shamed to even look at him when she speaks, “You praise my beauty when you have never even seen my face, but certainly with a face like yours, you must be a son of Desire or Beauty?”
The sweet wind blows. The river softly babbles on. Evadne slowly pries her eyes open and meets the grinning face of the stranger, beryl-bright eyes positively aglow with humour.
“You find me that good-looking, hm?”
She takes a step back, hands covering her eyes over her veil so she doesn’t have to look at the mess she created, “Maybe not quite that handsome— “
“‘A son of the Beauty’, was it? Such high praise. I’ll treasure it always.”
“Please forget such foolish words at once, sir!"
#ginger writes#thank you so so so much for playing mwah mwah#I LOVE EVADNE UGH#I'm so glad I got a chance to share something for her!! for them!!#My Evadne has vitiligo (which is very very common for children of Poseidon to have seeing as he himself has it)#she has some self image issues because of it esp because of how isolated she generally is w/h her upbringing#Anyway my idea of their dynamic is girl who cannot believe her boyfriend is THAT hot x guy who would literally fight god to protect her#(he is very chill)#Evadne is like an S+ tier simp - but she's also really well read and is pretty witty#anyway I love them love them love them and I have no idea when this'll be done just that my god given purpose#is to spread both Evadne and Cyparissus propaganda#teehee#apollo#evadne#apollo x evadne#greek myth writing#writing#yippee wahoos
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WHO WANTS TO SEE MY VAMPIRE OC?!?! HE'S AN ABSOLUTE BASTARD, AND I LOVE HIM SI MUCH
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My ECU husband list because I'm bored (this is partially a joke) (please don't send hate I'm beggin) (might update if this gets a bunch of notes)
Dr. John Carpenter (Change of Habit, 1969) <3
Husband qualities:
-good with kids
-smart
-doctor (he can heal you)
-hot!!!!
-not perfect but he tries his best
-sings very well plays the guitar!! (good for bedroom time ;) )
-clean, he keeps his hair combed, face shaved, and skin and nails washed. i bet he smells nice. if he don't use cologne then you would smell hand soap probably. idk i feel like he's a compulsive hand washer (ocd??????? idfk)
-cozy and nice fashion sense
-genuinely wants to help people in need
-did i mention hot (look at the way he's staring you down in the above pic. lawdy!!)
Jess Wade (Charro!, 1969) (current brainrot as of writing this) <3
Husband qualities:
-pretty smart
-hot as hell!!!!!!!!!!
-cowboy (save a horse ride a cowboy)
-beard (sorry this gets a category on its own)
-can be mean when needed to and can protect himself
-good lord he has a veryyy high pain tolerance (good for bedroom time ;) )
-scars (some people like that right?? i do. someone please hear me out)
-i feel like he has a high body temperature so if you ever get cold he is there to warm you
-also fashion sense (he's a cowboy)
-is a sheriff so he can protect you (can protect you in general honestly)
-good lord he is hot!!!!!!!!!! sorry
-daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy-
-rough and would probably slap you if you wanted him to (also good for bedroom time ;) )
Ross Carpenter (GIrls! Girls! Girls!, 1962) <3
Husband qualities:
-smart
-h h h hh hot
-fisherman, he can bring food to the table
-he can cook full-blown meals!!! like dinner and breakfast and stuff!!! just imagine him cooking dinner for you.. i wouldn't know what to do! now who's gonna write the fic?? /hj
-young (ehh i mean whatever i love dilfs but ross is hot af)
-knows how to operate a boat
-can fight and protect
-sings!! very well actually!!! he can sing upbeat and happy, to slow and sultry, to, well, anything really!!
-knows how to treat a woman right
-can dance, normal upbeat dancing, or tango-like slow dancing
-btw did you see that "walls have ears" scene?? look down. good lord it isn't big it's huge (good for bedroom time ;) )
-pretty good with kids. he can tolerate them at least. if they listen well
-a bit protective actually
-love love love the shirts and pants he wears. and that hat. oh god i love him so much
OVERALL QUALITIES
-pretty smart
-hot n sexy af!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good lord!!!!!!
-have jobs
-great fashion sense
-pretty good with kids
-outstanding in the bedroom
-can sing and/or play guitar
-unique in their own way
-all have their own imperfections but still try their best (lookin at you jess /lh)
-overall pretty loveable and husband material
-blue eyes and long eyelashes (yes this gets its own point. i like eyes. esp blue or brown eyes. and they twinkle at the right spot, oh yes im on my knees. love your eyes sm honey)
#elvis presley#elvis#dexter.txt#dexter posts#high effort shitpost#ecu#elvis movies#elvis fandom#elvis x reader#<3#teehee#girls! girls! girls!#charro!#1969#1962#change of habit#husband list#husband material#this is gonna flop i just know it#cuz no one really cares when i rant about elvis and put bullet points marking his hotness#60s elvis#fangirling#fanboying#??#im a dude#say gex#intentional typo#say gex is such a funny phrase idk why#imma have say gex with elvis here in a minute#hahahahaha just kidding!! or am i.
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it's so weird when there's a kink you're not into, and you'd be uncomfortable at best performing it, and it's not even a denial thing since you genuinely want no part in it. but then you're exposed to it in a highly specific context as a part of something else and your thoughts on it remain the same but at the same time you don't know which part of it made you
#no questions please this is a sensitive subject#ok so i was scrolling tiktok. and there was this big hairy guy he was so fucking hot. and.#he was talking to the camera as if it were a dog but in a clearly pupplay way.#and that's NOT my thing at all#like im obviously not kinkshaming i hope everyone doing it is having a great time but i do not personally want to do it#i think it was just the hot person talking to me in a kind way while clearly talking down on me#anyways teehee
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Snippet from 3am Eternal CH3
“Hello?” Said the softly accented woman’s voice on the other end of the phone.
“Hey, Lina, it’s me,” Bucky purred down the line as he propped his feet up on the table in front of him.
“I am not having phone sex with you right now, my sister is here,” Paulina replied, prompting a flash of excitement as Bucky pictured another gorgeous, European bombshell on the other end of the line.
“She can join in, you know I don’t mind. There’s plenty of me to go around,” he purred, biting at his bottom lip even though he knew she couldn’t see him.
“Stop it,” Paulina warned. “You are a terrible, awful man.”
“Oh yeah?” Bucky laughed, “And what are you wearing?”
“A bright orange clown costume,” she replied, after which Bucky heard her lower the phone, the line going quiet for a moment as he heard a flurry of what he assumed was Polish followed by a peal of laughter before she returned to the line.
“Kinky,” he said with a smile, “I can dig it. You and your boyfriend still on a break?”
“I dumped him for being a reckless asshole, yes.”
“He been drag racing again?”
“Mmm hmm.”
“Naughty boy, and you’re not gonna take him back today?”
“No, I think I am going to make him squirm for at least another week,” she replied. Bucky could hear her smile down the phone. Damn, she was quite a girl. Beautiful women were often like that, he had found. So cold, so cruel, and oh how he loved them for it.
“Perfect, so I can take you out tonight? Your sister is welcome too.”
“Karolina is engaged.”
“Too bad, so you’ll meet me at eight? Usual place? I’ll even throw in a couple of vodkas,” he said, teasing. She was going to say yes, if she wasn’t then she would have hung up ages ago. They had done this same dance many times before and somehow it never lost its charm. “Heck, bring Pavel if you’ve changed your mind and taken him back. I was gonna call him next anyway.”
“He would kill you,” she laughed. Her laugh was a sharp, tinkling thing that contained just enough ridicule to have his cock stirring in his boxers.
Mean blondes. It’s always the mean blondes.
“Even better.”
“Alright, crazy man. I’ll see you there,” Paulina said before promptly hanging up, leaving Bucky smiling to himself as he watched the traffic out the kitchen window.
#I'm sure Gale will feel great about this and it will not blow up in Bucky's face at all#paulina was hot though so respecc tbf#he is a naughty naughty man#teehee#3am eternal#clegan#mota#mota fanfic#hillywrites#don't worry#he will get his just deserts
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they asses r at the MALL. stealing THINGS.
#they swap between hot topic and the sanrio store. they go into bath and body works. they smell everything and then leave.#licorice cookie#cookie run#crk#my art#my oc tag#angel food cake#teehee i love making art thatll get like 3 likes bc my oc is in it sorry😏💯 i spent way too long on this#i need to post fics or hcs of them if any1 cares. or not idk i can just do it for me ig#sorry i havent been posting im a senior in highscjool and im almost graduating ;;
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Forever funny to me that the antonblast esrb info lists "alcohol reference." Like I know that's just how the wording for that stuff works but still. That's quite literally the game's whole thing. Idk if you can call it just a reference at that point adfhlkfsg
#it's like. ''yeah but he's not actually Shown drinking so it's just a reference :) teehee''#it's funny to meeee#hot off the burner
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