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I like that all the other cats are like "dude wtf???"

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EVERYONE PLEASE LISTEN. DO NOT IGNORE THIS.

Article 13 is going into it’s final stages of voting. 

If this gets through, it will allow many, many companies to abuse and misuse this article to take down as many memes, fan works, and even other independent creators on sites like YouTube, Facebook, and other websites INCLUDING Tumblr. 

THE FAIR USE LAW AND SAFEHARBOR LAW WILL NO LONGER APPLY IN THE U.S OR IN OTHER COUNTRIES. 

IT HAS ALREADY PASSED IN SEVERAL OTHER COUNTRIES. 

WE CANNOT ALLOW THEM TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WE BUILT FOR THE INTERNET SO FAR. 

So here is what you need to do to drag this article down. 

1. Spread the word 

I can’t stress this enough. The more attention this gets the more people we can get to take this down. 

2. Make your own content 

Make your own content on the matter and make sure it is clear to others that Article 13 is bad for every internet user involved. 

3. If you live anywhere in Europe, contact your MEPs 

Ask them if they approve of the article and why. If they do approve of it, try to convince them in a clear, reasonable, and most sensible way possible that this law is BAD. 

The article itself is way to vague about what it’s conveying to its people. 

Saying that as long as the use of said internet memes or content is good as long as it’s in “good faith.” 

We cannot let some shoddy government tell us what we can and cannot post. 

FREE SPEECH IS A HUMAN RIGHT. NOT A PRIVILEGE. 

Here’s a video on Article 13 that Film Theory made on the matter. It will explain things better than I can. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXHrj8k7dg

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Hello Travelers!

My, you’re all looking a little run down, a little world weary, and definitely look like you could use a good meal or perhaps a strong cup of coffee? Well, if you look just down the road there, see that building? Ah, yes that one! It’s the Halfling’s Tavern. Go there, grab a bite to eat, and warm your bones by the fire. 

Halfling’s Tavern is the newest fragrance in the Classic Atmosphere line!

Rich, full roasted coffee mixed with delicate, sweet pastries and pies, with a hint of fireplace embers, this fragrance is sure to make you feel cosy! Grab a book, maybe your knitting, and enjoy the aroma!

Halfling’s Tavern is available as a candle, a soap (small and large varieties!) and a wax melt! 

Good news, Bad news

Let’s get the bad news out of the way – my job has officially let me go! They cut my position and now this etsy shop is my only source of income! 

Good news!

All candles are back in stock!

All soap are back in stock!

All melts are back in stock!

All bath bombs are back in stock! 

And because I am broke and don’t have a job, how about a sale? 15% off the entire store, for the entire month!

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Putting these up for anyone who needs them today.

Toxic Parents: Overcoming Their Hurtful Legacy and Reclaiming Your Life by Susan Forward

Why Does he DO That: Inside The Minds of Angry and Controlling Men by Lundy Bancroft

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HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, SPORTACUS PRETTY GOOD IT DOESNT SEEM

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some VFD code quote lockscreens from the series of unfortunate events, for halloween!

like or reblog if you use these!

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sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

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A sharp boi

ITS MINGUS

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This is a tower for rolling dice

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“The low-maintenance woman, the ideal woman, has no appetite. This is not to say that she refuses food, sex, romance, emotional effort; to refuse is petulant, which is ironically more demanding. The woman without appetite politely finishes what’s on her plate, and declines seconds. She is satisfied and satisfiable.

A man’s appetite can be hearty, but a woman with an appetite is always voracious: her hunger always overreaches, because it is not supposed to exist. If she wants food, she is a glutton. If she wants sex, she is a slut. If she wants emotional care-taking, she is a high-maintenance bitch or, worse, an “attention whore”: an amalgam of sex-hunger and care-hunger, greedy not only to be fucked and paid but, most unforgivably of all, to be noticed.”

— Hunger Makes Me, Jess Zimmerman

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the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

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ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

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Honestly I want to think of something witty and clever for them sweet sweet notes but I'm hungover and I can't get my bottle of water open. I'm also heading to a seminar, so open call for witty comments and I'll share the notes 70/30

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someone please draw me. as a sexy anime dude

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Django back to suggest: be wrapped up in human blankets for maximum warmth this fall. Also steal hoodie for excellent coze

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some general stardew valley lockscreens!

like or reblog if you use these!

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halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo