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thesetwoidiots · 5 months ago
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I like to imagine that sometimes Stephen (literally any version) can go for hours on end without breathing or blinking if he relaxes his body enough and it freaks the hell out of everyone he talks to
Stephen: *Does the Thing*
Everyone within a 20 mile radius: BLINK, BREATHE, MOTHERFUCKER!
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funeralprocessor · 1 year ago
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Having a fair number of followers but not a lot of interaction or original posts is sort of odd. Feels like I'm just standing on stage silently holding up various things to the crowd, and every so often a few people clap or repeat it approvingly.
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i-will-cry-you-a-river · 2 years ago
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Greaser Morty x Morticia Grease AU, where Greaser Morty goes to the high school in the Citadel of Ricks, had a fling with the cute little princess during one of his adventures with his Rick, just for her to turn up in his school, turning his life upside down.
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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onebadnoodle · 11 days ago
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🃏 hero villain 🦇
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daughterofchaosstuff · 4 months ago
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done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.
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yeepof · 5 months ago
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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!
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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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kendyroy · 2 months ago
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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.
like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
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camilleflyingrotten · 6 months ago
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ABANDONED CREATURE(s)
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TODAY
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dapper-lil-arts · 5 months ago
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I have bad news. Rainbow Dash has become gay due to woke. Reblog to pray
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lestatthevamp · 5 months ago
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such-a-daydreamer · 5 months ago
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And then they explode
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mellosghosts · 4 months ago
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that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago
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Dog Meshi.
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prodigal-sunlight · 6 months ago
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I know the popular theory is that Caine’s line about struggling to keep track of who’s real and who’s an NPC is foreshadowing that one of the cast is secretly an NPC
But consider the alternative
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