#it's in his best man speech

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo being put into a situation where there is absolutely no fighting, just verbal manipulation and perception games, would be amazing to witness. We see a lot in the series how good he is at subterfuge and how he uses his perception to manipulate to great effect, so it’d be so cool to really see it put to the test even more.

Manipulation is one of the most effective tactical strategies of all time, so just imagine Leo putting this skillset of his to the full test. Imagine the boys slowly get up to busting bigger and more powerful criminals, including those with networks of crime under their belt, and a simple fight isn’t enough to take them down. For criminals like this, Leo’s skills in subterfuge would be deadly.

[suntails]

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[bidisasterevankinard]

HEAR ME OUT PEOPLE I HAVE INCREDIBLE IDEA

During Tommy and Eddie's basketball/MMA's/work in garage times Buck starts going out to football field to play, because he miss football, and he meets ... Sal !!! They click so quickly and start to meet a lot and Sal even asks him to go to the Superbowl because he has a tickets (just bros hand out) and Buck forgets to mention it till Tommy comes to the station to take him to surprise date only for Buck to say "sorry, babe, raincheck?" and goes with Sal because IT'S SUPERBOWL. And Tommy is jealous

Or it happens during 7x4 au where Buck never body checked Eddie, got sad puppy because he doesn't have time with Tommy, and then met on the football field and started hang out with Sal. Then eventually Tommy comes to 118 ready to put big boys pants and ask Evan to hang out: "hey what about the beer we still need to get?" Buck says "sorry, I have something that ... comes right now" *enters Sal on the vintage car Tommy dreams about and hugs Buck's waist in hello* "raincheck?" (Funnier if it's Buck who has tickets and Sal is happy to see his bestie and is like "so it's going to be three of us?" and Buck " I wish") And so Buck goes with Sal. and it's Tommy now who's boiling with jealousy, because he was trying hard to find the reason to hang out with Evan and now Sal of all people, his bestie, takes it away from him because he and Evan play football and go to museums and aquarium and zoo together? So Tommy starts to try and make his bestie Sal ask him to join him and Evan, but there's a problem that Sal knows Tommy doesn't like everything he does with Buck, so he doesn't ask Tommy, but he's definitely not obvious like Eddie. so he enjoys the way Tommy tries hard to be nonchalant about trying to learn to play football. Eventually Sal's like "god, these stupid gays can't do anything without me" and traps Bucktommy on the date because he never comes to the meeting in really romantic Italian restaurant

[septemberlikeastorm]

osha asking qimir/the stranger to weld her a cortosis arm bracer & he immediately rummages in his pocket & produces the teeniest tiniest bracer you ever saw. a layman might even call it a ring

qimir: this bracer is to wear on your ring finger. since that's what you most often use to block lightsaber strikes

osha:

qimir: don't make it weird, i have one too, it's strictly utilitarian, & NO it's not that they each have half of an interlocking heart, that shape is a person whose skull has been caved in it's clearly an intimidation tactic WHY are you insisting on interpreting this as romantic??

osha:

qimir: jesus fine you've worn me down i GUESS i'll marry you since you're clearly so hung up on it. don't worry i already sent out the invitations

[dragonflavoredcake]

[Grian's wedding]

Pearl: When I was around eight, Grian and Taurtis went out to play paintball one day, and I love playing paintball, so when Taurtis came over and wanted to play, I asked if I could join. And they shot me down, like any older brother would do to any little sister.

Pearl: But like any other little sister, I ran upstairs, got my stuff anyway, and I was gonna follow whether they liked it or not!

Pearl: But when I got downstairs, they were gone. So I picked up a couple of Grian's paintballs and threw them against the neighbor's house.

Grian: WHAT? Are you serious?!

Pearl: So Grian assured the neighbors and our parents that it couldn't have been him or Taurtis because neither of their paintballs were that color.

Grian: I GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE FOR THAT!

Mrs. Grian: *dying of laughter*

Pearl: Neither the neighbors nor our parents believed him and made him clean it up, and I knew I'd have to tell eventually, but wow did I really want to watch TV that day.

Pearl: So I bring this up 19 years later as a wedding gift to him, for closure. I'm the one who threw those paintballs. So thank you for letting me watch TV that day.

[wearenemies]

‘there is dust on the times i love’ / ‘the sailing that gradually made you tiny in my sight’ (postcard from pete wentz to patrick stump // estate sale sign by the mountain goats // untitled poetry by tumblr user archbudzar // the letters of frida kahlo // the predatory wasp of the palisades by sufjan stevens // civilization by carl phillips // giovanni’s room by james baldwin // sendero luminoso verdadero by the mountain goats // postcard from patrick stump to pete wentz)

[lensinski]

Gary Neville in BECKHAM

Gary was Mister Sensible. Did he talk a lot then? Gaz? Gaz always talked. And we very rarely listend to him.

[leonardalphachurch]

post restoration fic where grif asks simmons to be the best man at his wedding and simmons has to not completely lose his mind and try to murder grif’s fiancé while still trying to deny that he has feelings for him

[beanghostprincess]

If Franky isn't the one making Sanuso's wedding rings then what's the point

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Do you think Johnny would make fun or tease kenshi about his obvious little crush on Sonya

Definitely, like Kenshi's so painfully obvious it hurts. And he isn't even aware of it half the time and the other half is him trying to hide it.

Like they'll be talking in the Special Forces break room and Sonya walks by and says hi and Kenshi says hi back a little too quick and a little too excited. As soon as she leaves Johnny's poking fun at his reaction whatever they were originally talking about being completely forgotten.

[jimmyspades]

"The concept of a last stand sounds so heroically romantic, doesn’t it, Donald? But there’s a good reason why we didn’t see what happened to Butch and Sundance. Being riddled by bullets and left to rot under a scorching Bolivian sky does not a sequel make. And if you’ve surmised nothing about me by now, know this—I’m gonna be around for the sequel." THE BLACKLIST 1.09 "Anslo Garrick (No. 16)"

[pickinglilahs]

Bartender!James

Sirius has been telling Regulus all about his new BFF, Jamie the bartender. Going on about how the poor soul's going through a rough patch cause their ex took everything. Then Sirius gets the idea to set him and Regulus up. Regulus, who hasn't realized Jamie is a guy (cause Sirius calls everyone gurl), doesn't have the heart to tell Sirius that he's gay. Not because he doesn't think his brother will accept him (Sirius is gay too) but because he just seems so excited!

Cut to—

Regulus finally being dragged into this bar and sees Jamie and just... James is tanned and toned in a shirt that is definitely two sizes too small. Then he lifts the front of his shirt (revealing the yummiest set of abbs ever!) to wipe off his glasses. And Regulus just stands there drooling.

[roosterbox]

Random Steddie thought that needed writing down again, lol.

Imagine Eddie teasing Steve while they plan their wedding.

“Don’t worry, babe - I’ll have the tissues on standby for you,” he says, grinning.

Steve, who already knows he’s probably gonna cry, just rolls his eyes like “yeah yeah, laugh it up. Hardy har har.” But he’s smiling too. How can he not? He’s marrying the love of his life.

The ceremony happens. And for what it’s worth, Steve is actually pretty okay. Sure, he might have let a few tears escape, but nothing major. Not enough to even redden his eyes or cheeks. He’s fine.

Eddie, meanwhile, started bawling his eyes out as soon as he saw Steve in his tux, and did not let up even after they were pronounced husbands. How could he not? He married the love of his life.

(catch Wayne in the front row, alternating between rolling his eyes and wiping the tears away from them. He loves his boys, but damn are they silly sometimes.)

[damian-lil-babybat]

HC: Top 5 cases the Batboys take from Batman's Case Files

Being a member of the Bat Family, problems finds you, often times with catastrophic consequences. And more often than not, it is delegated by Batman. But still, any member is free to take on any cases from the Batcomputer's case files, sometimes for fun, often times coz it's their calling.

So here are the top five cases, the Batboys usually takes out from Batman's case files.

DAMIAN AL GHUL WAYNE • Anything al Ghul related cases • Cases involving underground assassin and mercenary groups • Cases involving the demonic, the occult and mystic arts • Animal abuse cases • Cases involving minor children, clones, and multiverse version of villains, anti-heroes, and superheroes (mainly of Batman and Superman)

TIMOTHY DRAKE • White collar crimes (as Wayne CEO) • Cold cases of Batman • Anything time-warping and dimensional or multiversal related cases • Anything Batman related cases  (notably those when Batman goes off-grid, etc.) • Cases involving teen children, clones, and multiverse version of villains, anti-heroes, and superheroes (mainly of Batman and Superman)

JASON TODD • Gotham related cases (notably those involving women and children) • Cases involving syndicated crimes (committed by crimelords, mafia bosses, etc.) • Cases involving unauthorized vigilantes and superhero activities in Gotham • Cases involving rehabilitation of ex-criminals and goons of Gotham • Anything Batman related cases (notably those when Batman is the problem, and when other Wayne kids are involved)

RICHARD GRAYSON • Bludhaven related cases • Cases involving systemic crimes (committed by the powerful and the influential of Gotham) • Anything inter-States, international, intergalactical related cases (notably those involving aliens, i.e. alien invasions, diplomatic relations, etc.) • Anything Batfam-member related cases (notably when any member is the problem...mostly Batman) • Cases involving adult children, clones, and multiverse version of villains, anti-heroes, and superheroes (mainly of Batman and Superman)

DUKE THOMAS • Gotham related day-time crimes • Meta-humans related cases • Cases involving 'Wayne Family Members' (notably saving them from would-be kidnappers and terrorists) • Cases involving safety and evacuation of civillians (notably when JLA-related threat comes to Gotham) • Cases when Gotham faces another apocalyptic threat (notably those when the 'Wayne Family Members' are involved)

[beevean]

the hallmark of Peak Fiction is shoehorning a very serious conversation about a very serious past conflict in an unrelated scene, in the form of snarky banter played for laughs, so that the writer can pretend they listen to audience feedback, while not needing to fully think of addressing the issue and fully sweeping it under the rug because it would be inconvenient to paint the involved characters as dumbasses/vile. Bonus points if it literally goes nowhere and it can be removed from the scene without affecting the flow of the dialogue.

And if it makes me want to eat my own bones because I feel the urge to beat the involved characters to death with a nailed bat, that's just a plus :)

[lovewanxian]

Wei Wuxian, whispering: I have a crush on Lan Zhan

Jiang Cheng, whispering back: Wait really? Him? Damn, none of my siblings got any taste, I see. Want me to set you up with him?

Wwx: Yes please.

Jc, turning towards lwj and bellowing at the top of his lungs: YO LAN WANGJI, WEI WUXIAN GOT A CRUSH ON YOU!