#it's humans really

[unimportant-void]

My ribs are so transphobic, can't even wear a binder whenever wherever (as in: forever) smh

"they'll be able to tell based on your bones" my bones don't know shit, they don't have any opinions on books or Othello™ let alone the basics and advansics of human bio- and socio- -logy, humans don't either, why are we trusting bones when they Hide most the time? What do they have to hide? Themselves? Embarrassing.

For something that can't talk my bones sure yap a lot and it sounds like *creeeeak* *crack* *crack* then I stretch my back *CRAck!* And I sigh like *ahh* happy, I win and live another day

Back to bones (mine specifically, I don't know yours). I don't get along with them, I don't want them in my body, thanks.

[hansoeii]

It was affection.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[flufflecat]

thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

[noodles-and-tea]

Arcane: become human

[heedra]

mr moustache is literally so human-contact motivated it wilds me out sometimes. like ive had affectionate rats before but ive never had one whose sole interest during free roam is to be as close to my hands or face as possible literally every given second

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

[destielmemenews]

"School districts currently work with processing companies to offer cashless payment systems for families. But the companies can charge “processing fees” for each transaction. By law, students who are eligible for reduced price meals cannot be charged more than 30 cents for breakfast and 40 cents for lunch. With processing fees, however, families can end up paying 10 times that amount. Processing companies charge as much as $3.25 or 4% to 5% per transaction, according to a recent report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau."

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[shrugsinchinese]

Happy Superman trailer day!!!!! July can’t arrive fast enough

[ink-the-artist]

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Pit bonnie considers himself a great dad!

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[digitalmyyth]

Oh I’m sure