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The whole "Is Sauron redeemable?" discussion is also quite often missing the most important factor, which is the question "Is Sauron making any effort to redeem himself?"
The answer to this is clearly no.
(Making sad puppy dog eyes at Galadriel under in the guise of Halbrand, or talking with Eonwe just to run away at the slightest sense of adversity don't count, btw)
Saying he wants to heal ME doesn't count when he is simultaneously actively destroying parts of ME. His idea of fixing his past wrongs is to try to install himself as the Godking of all ME, which is quite literally the opposite of redemption for him.
So, while discussing if Sauron is redeemable on a purely hypothetical level is fine (the answer is obvs yes this Tolkien after all). In the actual canon of either the legendarium or Rop Sauron is absolutely an irredeemable villain. Not because he is fundamentally evil but because he willfully and consciously chooses to continue doing evil shit.
Also, whoever is bringing up the last Ringbearer in this argument is absolutely hilarious. Since when are we using fanfic to analyse the morality of a character in the canon story.
Starting to see something more and more in other fandoms but it’s also brewing within Sauron fandom which is I don’t get villianfuckers who are deluded or in denial about the fact their fav is a villain.
Then woobify them to the gods until they resemble very closely of the “good” ML they hate lowkey which is funny.
Your fav did some pretty heinous fucking shit and should be either dead or punished severely for it and that’s what I advocate for in my villain favs cause I ain’t a PUSSY
Sauron is a villain. The reason we like him is because he’s a villain. He chooses villainy when he’s given many chances not to. I genuinely don’t get the urge of wanting to redeem him. Yes he’s complex with a lot of feelings and nuance but he doesn’t want to be redeemed. He’s not an ambiguous anti villain by the time we are in Second Age/Third Age. He’s not Adar
The serious woobification (not the semi-joking kind) needs to stop and frankly it’s lowkey insulting.
#Sauron is a villain sorry guys#villains can be evil as shit AND be complex nuanced likeable sympathetic relatable etc#if you're a TRUE villainfucker you would embrace it#sauron#the rings of power#rings of power#the lord of the rings
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today I learned that "Jean Vicquemare" is pronounced Je-ohn Vic-qu-maar. Like the french way. Not jeans, as in the cool everyday style pants👖 .
At first I was in shock. Then I wanted to keep pronouncing his name as 'Jean' to disrespect him. Besides, didn't the Narrator and Judit call him "Jean" and not "John" anyways?
Then I thought about it more, and went, "Wait, his name is fucking JOHN? As in, super lameass bitchass generic binoclard John? And not the cool hip unique memorable name i never heard of until Disco Elysium? What a LOSER >:D"
So now, armed with this new knowledge, I pronounce Jean's name correctly in a mocking tone.
#it's hilarious to me and it doesn't make sense#it's sibling logic that's the closest explanation#jean vicquemare#i love bullying him#i love his existence#i will break him patch him up heal him then break him all over again#my salty beloved beloathed pathetic man
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Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?
anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#kutsurogi my room#i have never drawn a good malleus in my life and i'm not about to start now#i do want him to have his tail out though#for no reason except to make me happy :)#man. i gave up on pulling for lilia to save for you mal#you better make this worth it#just kidding the idea of malleus in sleepwear is so inherently hilarious it could by anything and it would be worth it#what if it's just malleus in his regular school uniform#he doesn't sleep. he has no sense of time. he shows up to the library at 2am and is like 'am i late for the housewarden meeting'#yuu gets up in the middle of the night for a snack and malleus is just there. sitting in the rafters.#'the cracks in your ceiling plaster are particularly nice tonight human child'#'yeah okay cool tsunotarou. you want a hot chocolate or something'#'...yes please'
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Ride 804: Komari's question
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3: Kobayashi!!
5: Ugh.....
Waaaaaaaa
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2: A pressure that was.... like gigantic hand....!!
3: I was …. defeated... even before I started running....
Why is my body shaking like this!? Huh!?
5: This is....
Kishigami.... Komari....
6: This is.....
Kyoto Fushimi!
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Pag 4
1: Now, please try to answer me, Sugimoto-san
If the one who had gotten a flat tire then hadn't been me....
3: but Sohoku's Onoda
4: “Sugimoto-kun, I got a flat tire, please help me”....
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1: If he had asked you to cooperate...
3: I got a flat tire, I have to get back to the team
Sugimoto-kun!!
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Pag 6
1: “You can't approach Sohoku during the race”
“That's your condition”
3: I know how hard Onoda is working
I know how hard he worked for the Inter High
(Wait-)
4: If it had been Onoda who had fallen behind...
5: But I...
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2: The rules!!
4: I'd follow...
You'd follow the rules? Is that so?
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Pag 8
1: Yeah... that's it
3: Wh... you asked such a heavy question, but now so casually....!?
4: Following the rules? Man? That's right
Midosuji-san did say you were a serious bug
5: The rules....
But
6: I had a “pause” when I answered
I ended up thinking I would help Onoda....!!
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Pag 9
2: Komari-kun
Yes
3: Sohoku's seventh man is in this race...
4: He's not a worthy opponent, just a small fry
I see
He's just a serious insect...but he is a fine thread inside Sohoku
5: And by collecting all the tiny threads, they've been victorious until now....
6: If he's one of them...
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1: He must be cut off, that's what I'm thinking...
2: If you have the chance to get close to that insect
I want you to throw a “question” at him
Yeah
3: Yeah, doing that will be enough
4: “Would you help Onoda?”
5: Is the answer important?
6: A “question” only becomes a “question” when it's presented before your eyes
A sharp question penetrates deeper and deeper
And then, soon, it becomes a “chain”. You're always thinking about it, asking the question to yourself
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1: What would he do if Onoda were in a pinch?
When Sohoku is in a pinch... can't I help them?
2: He'll involuntarily come up with the answer
Puku
3: “I can't help him”
“Don't help him”
4: That's enough to cut that little thread
5: If the seventh thread is cut, it becomes a powerless dead leaf
Just a small fry in the river, like an insect...!!
6: Understood
I just want to make sure of one thing....
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1: If, when he answers, there's even a small “pause”
Then it's proof that it worked
2: I cut it
My flat tire ended up being useful
Now...
It will be a little difficult, but now I have to go alone
3: Should I joing a small scattered group along the way
4: while I aim to get to the lead?
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2: After all the top quality meat it “ahead”!!
3: Anyway, he was really an insect, it was so easy leaving them behind
Well
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1: It's the selected team after all
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3: I'll pass from the right side
4: I'll pass from the right side
Hyeee
5: I'll pass from the right side!
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2: They... passed me!?
That ragtag team!?
3: What's this... all of a sudden!?
So he came around!? How!?
4: On a downhill, the fastest group is the one who can control the air resistance
The one who put together this scattered team is....
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Pag 18
1: The insect!!
The seventh thread that was cut
2: We ran into an obstacle, but our goal hasn't changed!! Hurry up!! Be careful while riding downhill!!
3: Yessir!!
Hyeee!!
Yessir!
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Pag 19
1: Don't tell me that these guys.... are aiming to get to the lead from here!?
2: Sugimoto-san
Sugimoto-san
Sugimoto-san
When he asked you that question... you had a pause, but
3: You said you'd “follow the rules”!!
4: Sugimoto-san really is our leader!!
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1: This is interesting, I'll follow!!
I want to see if that small-fry meat can really catch up!!
2: If he really does catch up then I want to touch it with my own hands!!
4: Be glad, everyone, these are good news
But the hard part starts now
5: Now, our 8 minutes distance with the lead.... we'll shorten it until a 4 minutes distance!!
Yeah!!
Hyee!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal translations#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 804#i am SO PROUD of sugimoto honestly#so this chap made me so so happy but at the same time it made me laugh bc#what do you mean midosuji doesn't consider sugimoto a problem or a worthy opponent but still bothers with#including him in his strategy. thinking about how to defeat the#him*#midosuji why are you wasting your time and energy on a small fry#see this is why you lose. your strategies make no sense lmao#also the pages where they pass komari is hilarious#they pass him just like that! right when he was thinking how much they suck lmao#anyway the sugimoto and komari dynamics is completely unexpected but im all here for it!!!#komari is gonne be interested in him in the end just like he was with yuuto last year
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big believer in keiko and kuwabara being besties like. you're my best friend's best friend and instead of it being awkward they realize "hey i really like hanging out with you!" this is ofc extremely detrimental to yusuke who now has two people on his ass
they share textbooks keiko quizzes kuwabara til he drops and she asks for fitness advice. why do i think this? I simply think it'd be funny asf if Keiko randomly got abs of steel. yusuke walks in on them doing sit ups while testing each other on vocab and almost breaks into tears.
"Keiko stop turning kuwabara into a fucking nerd he's wasting all his time studying instead of goofing off" "yusuke shut up and feel my abs" "holy shit these guys are like rock hard" "right??"
Kuwabara gets glasses and yusuke genuinely thinks it's a bit at first but kuwa is like "man seriously I realized part of the reason school was hard was cos I couldn't make out the words in my books half the time I need these things fr" classic yyh collapse in shock moment
Keiko and Kuwa are there for each other when yusuke goes off doing god knows what in Makai. They know he'll be back but it can be shitty not knowing what he's doing when he'll be back. Kuwabara reassures her that Yusuke does give a shit even when he leaves and Keiko reminds Kuwabara of why he doesn't need to drop everything and join him. He'll be back he'll be back he'll be back.
Kuwabara can only make simple meals Shizuru forced him to learn and Keiko doesn't really cook even tho her parents own a restaurant so when yusuke is in the human world there's cheers and applause "finally I get to eat 🙏🏼" "aren't you guys graduating college soon how are you surviving when I'm not here" "get back in the kitchen boy" "yeah I need another bowl 😌" "im poisoning ur food"
because girls and guys apparently can't just hang out school mates are sure Keiko is dating kuwabara but some think she's with yusuke and others think the two are fighting over her and she just looks at them like they're stupid if anyone ever asks directly
as for Kuwabara nobody knows whether he has a gf or a bf cos sometimes a polite brunette with a sweet smile visits him on campus and they talk at a picnic table (she's seen hitting him sometimes tho) but other times a guy with slicked back hair and devil may care attitude like. swaggers up to kuwa when he's with some classmates and drops a homemade lunch in his lap "you forgot this dumbass" "ahh thanks yusuke you're a life saver 🥺" "just eat your food" inside is the cutest box lunch and yusuke's glare keeps the people kuwa was with from cracking jokes. kuwabara acts like this is very normal
anyway i just think it'd be cool if they hung out and yusuke was equal parts delighted and grumpy about it
#this could be poly tbh i was really just going for a friendship angle but literally either makes sense#I just think Keiko would randomly wanna get fit to put some energy into something besides school and kuwa could help#yusuke is like oh no my smart friend and my strong friend are merging their traits and hanging out w/o me :( by talos...#he doesn't get left out ofc but they do gang up on him sometimes because they think it's hilarious#it's not lost on me the idea of yusuke being into intellectuals considering how smart those 2 are#I was just thinking about this cos I'm writing a kuwameshi fic rn#And it's Keiko pov so it focuses on her relationship with Kuwabara and how she fits into his and yusuke's dynamic#yu yu hakusho#keiko yukimura#yusuke urameshi#kazuma kuwabara#i guess i should tag this#kuwameshi#cos i do look at through that lens#idk if they have a poly ship name tho#important to note that when kuwa thanks yusuke for bringing lunch he's being insufferable and#using the the most over the top sweet voice poking fun at yusuke for basically malewifing himself
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i never told you this but i actually watched the warriors (movie) and while the concept album is incredible, the movie literally sucks lmao
#like... no offence lin honey but why would you even want to adapt such a shitty movie#what was the reason behind this#there is not a single character in the movie that i like all of them literally suck#no one is even interesting#well maybe except cyrus but we all know what happened to cyrus#and luther this little crazy motherfucker but that's only because he makes me laugh#mercy wasn't actually that bad but compared to the musical mercy she's literally nothing#ajax is my favourite warrior but movie ajax is a fucking asshole and a rapist??? wtf?#fox didn't even have personality and they just killed him off so early lmao no one even asked about him which is hilarious#also what was the reason for them to take mercy with them like it doesn't make any sense to me#in the musical she wanted to be a warrior too so she just decided to follow them but in the movie...?#she didn't have to go with them like? what??#what the fuck was that?#this movie is so bad it's actually hilarious#and i only had fun because i found out they took a lot of quotes from the movie and used them in the songs and that's fucking awesome#but that's it#like#that was the worst thing i've ever watched in my entire life and i fucking love the musical#i love that lin and eisa gave them all personalities and made them interesting and likeable#and the whole gender swipe thing works very well here so yeah#yes i am a hater mind your own business#warriors#lmm#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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Wait u don’t think they r getting back together?😨 would love to know why!
I think they'll get back together eventually, but it would completely undermine Louis' s1 and s2 arc to have them back together right away. He's just left an almost-century long marriage, and him saying that he's companion enough for himself now in the finale needs to be true for that arc to contain the weight he as a character deserves. Plus Lestat's pretty clearly not in a great place from 2.08 and the s3 teaser, and in a lot of ways, it makes sense for the show to have Lestat do the work on himself that Louis' done on himself before they get back together.
Plus - book spoilers - but honestly, the timeline with TVL and Queen of the Damned works so well! Having them get back together right at the end of TVL, only for Lestat to be abducted by Akasha offers so much emotional carnage both for them as characters, and for us as viewers, haha.
#just to flag too that just because i don't think they'll be back together doesn't mean i don't think they'll hook up lol#i mean even the lyrics of long face imply they've been hooking up and then louis' been ghosting him#which is a) hilarious#and b) makes sense to me#iwtv s3 speculation#iwtv asks
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I JUST REWATCHED PIWON MOVIE AND I HAVE THINGS TO SAY
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#okay first of all THEY DEBUTED WITH A MOVIE !!!! that's so crazy every time i think about it im like woooow#jongseob and intak acting debut when ???? they were sooo good omg unlike kyo i didn't remember how bad he was 😭😭 but his#character is hilarious so it's fine <3 ALSO i completely forgot yoo jaesuk and jung haein are in it like guysss what are u doing here hihi#anyways absolutely oscar worthy real cinema if u ask me#now after taking notes and watching the new trailer a few times i think that p1epi is actually chaeyoons weird talking plushie#but since it's away from her it can't talk so that's why jongseob create that thingy to translate from#dog language to human language and i think it's there because maybe the members got like lost in time and#it wants to remind them that they have to save the entire world from the apocalypse#also p1epi came down from the sky just like the alcot meteor like ummm yes we love symbolism 🙂↕️#i saw someone saying the dog it's actually intak because the dog came through the window and intak wakes up next to one but it doesn't make#any sense to me so we're throwing that idea in the trash can#talking about intak hes now has blue eyes so that means he got infected but honestly when did that happen while he was fighting#some zombie? idk i think i have to watch all their mvs again for clues but what that means he's one of the bad guy now??#also i may be insane but what if the shop represents the world and seeing it in flames means the members couldn't save it and their lore#ends with the saddest ending ever like yeah sorry the apocalypse won#OR WHAT IF !!!!! they aren't the ones who can save the world they actually are the reason why it's ending like the masked ghost#actually created them to spread the virus and that would also explain them at the end of the trailer looking#at the burning shop without doing anything like they ARE alcot the meteor thats gonna destroy the world#but that would be too dark i know they're the heroes so it will have a happy ending#i have many theories but im starting to scare myself so ill shut up#pt
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sorry but the guy playing the ratfish on game changer was truly So fucking annoying
#the kind of obnoxious that actively pisses me off#its the kind of humor where the person thinks everything they say is hilarious so they never stfu#its the kind of humor a like. 3rd grader has#where the peak of comedy is just making a silly noise or saying something that doesn't make sense#except 3rd graders get a pass#he also just like didn't seem to really care?#in the way of like he thinks he's so naturally funny that he doesn't have to try#overall every time he was onscreen I did not enjoy it lmao 😭#truly the final eps coulda been 5 stars but he made them a like 3.5#ghost posts#text
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Imagining a scenario where at some point Dante and Lady get married purely for practical purposes (like if she gets hospitalized so Dante can visit/make some decisions) but Lady ends up dating Trish so Dante's like
#dmc#this is crack but. i find it hilarious#if we're doing a timeline that sort of parallels our own i'm also imagining dante being like#'don't worry you're free to divorce me once you and trish are allowed to be married! no hard feelings'#'hell we can make it a double divorce-marriage! we can get divorced at the courthouse and then you and trish get married right after!'#i really like lady/trish as a ship#i generally think of dante/lady as something that they might have tried out when they were younger but eventually realized they weren't-#into. and there were no hard feelins there. just a 'yeah sorry but i don't think this is going to work' and the other going 'fine by me'#a very gentle friends to maybe lovers or just dating back to friends#and in this marriage scenario it would basically fit right into canon. they wouldn't live together or anything#it would purely be a paper thing just so dante gets some special privileges in case something happens to lady#also the extended version of this is dante visiting kyrie at some point and she asks him how his wife is doing which makes him go#'wait. who is this supposed wife of mine?' bc he's pretty sure nero doesn't know about the marriage so how would kyrie know that??#and she reveals that she thought it was Trish which makes him laugh and say nah they're just friends. also Trish is dating Lady#which makes Kyrie go 'oh! i'm sorry. you two seemed close and nero mentioned seeing her at your place so i'd assumed...'#and dante's like 'eh no worries it's no big deal. i was wondering how you knew about lady and i but that makes more sense.'#then kyrie: 'wait. you and lady are married?' dante: 'yeah!' kyrie: 'but i thought you said she was dating Trish??' dante: 'she is!'#kyrie: '??? uh. well if you're happy i'm happy for you too.' dante: 'thanks! i'll let them know.'#erurandomness#erubabbles#eru hcs#hcs
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Hey, I come crawling to your inbox with another question. Do you know if there's anything said about the position of Prime Minister after Aegir Sr is deposed? Does anyone take over, is it explicitly not filled, or is it just never discussed? Thanks!
Hi!
Hm, in-game properly... no, as far as I remember, nothing is told about the position.
However, in CF endings, Ferdie takes the title again or, in an interesting outcome, if he marries Manuela, she becomes the Prime Minister !
Adrestia could have been an interesting concept to explore, with an Emperor and a Prime Minister and his various ministers (what Edel calls the "Nobles"?) and said Ministers and the Emperor have, apparently, always benn vying for power over the other - but sadly the game doesn't explore this too much.
Sure, it's not a politics 101 game and as it is depicted we could buy the situation being similar to Begnion (and Emperor and a Senate) but when Adrestia's history has an insurrection started because the Emperor wanted to centralise power on himself, and the nobles reacted against him, I wonder if we could have had more...
#kyogre-blue#replies#i'm sorry if this doesn't make any sense lol#flu is rekting me rn#Manuela as the PM is both hilarious and a disaster#sure she knows her shit but the only thing she seems to truly care about is her job as a healer/teacher and the opera company#meanwhile Ferdie has been studying for that role since youth#he has a book on agronomy but for some reason Manu takes the role of PM? seriously?#FE16
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#catch me once again complaining about shit that don't matter#but my horrible cousin wrote and published a book#which i can only imagine it being horrible itself as well judging my the fact that even the blurb at the back is badly written#like literally! the first sentence doesn't make any actual sense and the title lf the book is not capitalized...#i didn't keep reading lol#but as much as it's hilarious that this useless and horrible person can't even write a book and i can make fun of that...#it's so fucking depressing to know this idiot was able to PUBLISH a book with a PUBLISHER (a shit one i guess but still a publisher)#with no talent or knowledge of writing#and i've been busting my fucking ass since i finished uni trying to find work in the publishing world (in the art side of things)#and i keep being shut down#and like ok maybe i suck at drawing maybe i have no talent or skill... but that doesn't seem to stop other people from getting work...#i fucking HATE this horrible feeling#i feel like an asshole for thinking i'm more worthy and also like a failure because clearly i'm not worthy...#i just want to stop everything and just waste the time i spent in art school and also in life just drawing every day#and just go work at mcdonalds or something...#i fucking hate it here :/#ok rant over lol#angel talks#personal
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I have too many tabs open on my phone, and I took my meds about 40 minutes ago and was reading fanfiction when I realized I needed to use the bathroom. So I went and came back and opened google again and started reading a fanfiction that I opened before going, and I read a few lines and I I found a sentence super similar to one I wrote and I convinced myself that I actually plagiarized someone and only after like two good minutes I realized that it was my fic and that I opened the wrong tab so maybe it's time to call it a day
#I'm dictating the text so if it doesn't make any sense I'm sorry but my brain isn't making much sense either#this was hilarious but also stressed me out even though I think that someone could steal my pillow from under my head and I wouldn't notice
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dreamt of mckirk at around 3-something am. truly.
#i had no idea i wrote this at 3 am lmao#listen i was delirious and i was trying to keep my eyes open the whole time#hence the typos and tense errors#can't say how many times i've muttered “what the hell is this show” while watching tos tbh#but why where the people throwing sardines at each other???? even i'm confused#this dream doesn't make any sense#shoutout to my mom who's also a trekkie#me#star trek#star trek tos#mckirk#dream journal#hilarious
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I've been on a binge watching yuri anime and 99% is bait/you have to read the manga to actually get the yuri
#also I freaking hate the I don't love you that way but will try but it does not work trope#Also the hilarious animation getting worse by the minute until the hands position doesn't even match anything or make sense#makes me feel super grateful once more to the team behind witch of mercury for making sure we get a canon marriage despite Bandai's sabotag#still makes me mad that they decided to chop off one season so the team was forced to give a good ending after 2#Still nailed it but it stopped it from becoming a true masterpiece#fucking hate to live in this world full of bigots with power sometimes
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emma and killian's love story deserved better writers, i mean you're gonna tell me that hook died like a HUNDRED TIMES in season five and then season six comes along and you never mention it? that's something that literally needs to get addressed again are you serious rn.
#that show could've been so good but they kept making incredibly stupid opinions#and then emma gets that vision of her dying and doesn't tell him which is honestly understandable#considering that he was dead like five days ago#but they never mention that it's just oh no she doesn't trust him enough#come oooon#what the fuck#and then when killian hides those stupid scissors and emma is all like i understand i would've done the same thing#WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WOULD'VE#you already did the same thing#no consistency in writing whatsoever#and then that stupid drama about killian wanting to leave her instead of finally communicating about his past#and then emma just believes that he actually left and is not worried that something might have happened#maybe it wasn't the smartest decision to make killian be the one who killed her grandfather in the past#but it could've worked better and made sense if instead making it to a cheap drama because the views are low or whatever#you adressed the guilt he has about his past as villain that he cannot let go off especially after RISING FROM THE DEAD like oh my god#also you're gonna tell me that that skiny silly dude is supposed to be ZEUS#hilarious#anyways#fuck this season#their love story deserved better#ouat#captain swan
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