#it's hilarious and sad at the same time

[batemoh]

As a Hungarian I find the Hungarian poster for season 2 hilarious. Like, they just translated "your ship to be wrecked" literally, not realising the double meaning there.

They took these two gay pining pirates laying below one another gazing off to the sky and thought "oh yeah it's just about a ship being beached" like it's just that. I cannot with this xD

[hasello]

So what's the story behind Mikey trying to run away with Orange? Did he get told he couldn't put marshmallows and peppermint on a pizza or something, or was it more serious like a brother squabble?

He learned it’s better to not get on Donnie’s bad side. I like your idea better tho, it’s very Mikey coded honestly.

Also I’m sorry I’m less active but uni is kicking my butt right now 💀

[laurapetrie]

I had always had a big bust and long, skinny legs — at one time I had wanted to chop a bit off them — and in my netball shorts at school I looked gangly. I always felt top-heavy. But one day at school we were lying around reading and a girl called Paula said, "Your eyes are the color of cornflowers." I thought, How lovely. What a nice thing to say. I didn't have overweening self-confidence, and I don't think any model did. I was flattered when people said or wrote nice things about me, but I saw beautiful girls every day and, compared with people like Jean Shrimpton, I felt I was way down the pecking order. That is the negative side of modeling. You have to look really good to get the jobs, so you put yourself into a situation that feeds your insecurities. If you don't get a job, you think it's because you're not pretty enough. It allows you — in fact, it forces you — to concentrate on your flaws, and that's destructive.

- PATTIE BOYD

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Critical thinking failure: did not consider all the options.

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[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Headcanon that Shadow has a hard time sleeping alone because on the ARK he always slept snuggled with Maria, and if he couldn't, that meant something was really bad with her and she was being treated or something.

Now that he's on Earth, he avoids sleep by claiming "the Ultimate Lifeform doesn't need sleep", but in reality he just can't sleep well in an empty bed. He eventually gets a body pillow and some stuffed animals to cuddle with at night, and also will occasionally sleep with Rouge (not in a weird/romantic way, just needing the feeling of someone next to him).

He's extremely embarrassed about this, especially because there's been a couple times when he and others were out on a mission and ended up falling asleep, and he woke up having accidentally started hugging someone in his sleep. He NEVER got over it.

[cyclorose]

loss

daily oliver day 74

[akashiserizawa]

congrats to bravern for making the scene where a naked and bound isami violently sobs into the shirt of his fallen comrade one of the funniest scenes of the episode

[niebruvsky]

au where madam yu dies during childbirth so yinzhu and jinzhu become jiang cheng's primary caretakers

[elsyrel]

Run Boy Run

[elennemigo]

this is pretty much it... 🙄

[coldcanadianwinters]

I just like the fact that Simon apparently has about a million of the exact same polaroid of Betty smiling at the camera. This man must have told her to hold still and keep that smile on her face for like 2 hours as he just snapped shot after shot so he could guarantee that he'd always have her by his side (and also always be able to make rituals ifg HFGDHS)

[starryyskies]

https://www.tumblr.com/superboy789

This person is also involved. They've sent some really gross stuff on my askbox...

@/wingedengineerfury also just sent me stuff

imagine being so pathetic

[murasaki-cha]

“…Don’t worry.” Alberu spoke quietly in a very gentle voice. “…At least, I don’t intend to build you a religion.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes thank you bestie much appreciate 

[lullabycures]

i keep thinking about how in cured lol talks about people just. wanting to fight robert so often. like every now and then he's just like 'oh yeah, and then robert got his ass kicked in an elevator'

[pensbitchbiome]

the number of articles like this lol im convinced athletic writers are getting off to this 😭

[vanilasky]

I can't believe Madeline White posted a tiktok with a photo of her and Carlos and people in the comments were writing "Omg you met Charles Leclerc" 😭😭😭