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you know how in school theyād always make you (still make you) like choose random topics to give class presentations on while everyone politely clapped even though they didnāt really care about your powerpoint on fungi or whatever bc theyāre too worried about getting their own over with. tumblr is like if every single person in the room was paying full attention and was absolutely stoked about it and gave you wild applause and wolf whistles at the end. you can just get on stage and talk about coelacanths and you become a celebrity for a few minutes. like on tumblr itās on your own terms so itās like oh snap education is actually supposed to be fun
#this is to say i got a big presentation out of the way today that i was stressing about#or rather i should say i thought about it as āgetting it out of the wayā#but then once i completed it and was ready to present i was like wait this is actually so cool iām so excited to present#like i was waiting patiently for my turn#and i had a GREAT time yapping for eight minutes about parthenogenesis in sharks#and iām like aw iām kinda sad the project is overā¦ :(#maybe i will yap about it on here some time#i love genetics itās sooooo cool to me i love you punnet squares i love you genes and reproduction#peach rambles#ALSO i got complimented on the presentation by the girl i wanna befriend sooo bad#like holy snap we have similar energy and we both get way too into this class ā¦#and then we yapped for like 15 minutes more on stuff bc we had to do a āgroup discussionā for something unrelated in that class#and we were literally the only two people in our section doing that thing#we were only like half on topic lol#canāt beat the ADHDemons#then i had Another presentation in the class right after that and it was kind of terrible bc i can only prepare for one thing at a time smh#but it was much lower stakes so#but like WHEWWWWW i canāt believe i got a chain of massive assignments out of the wayā¦. itās been a wacky past 48 hours
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and i arbitrarily decided the scoundrel is cool
oh that is the one thing you should NOT do. do NOT tell them that. you have NO idea how awful their ego can get
#they're the type of guy who insists against giving u something and then immediately becomes putty in ur hands if you compliment them enough#ask#they huff about something and angrily turn the corner and then all you need to do is shout after them abt how pretty they are#and they're immediately spin on the spot and skip right back over and flutter their eyelashes like i GUESS i can hear you out...#hypothetically... do go on......#two hours later they've given you half of their valuables and they're still purring and preening abt it#they are thoroughly convinced they are the most magnificent creature (not person. creature.) alive#do not reinforce this. for your own safety. they will be so so so so so so annoying forever if you encourage them#fallen london#scoundrelventures
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My first conversation of the morning -
Mum - I've got bad news.
Me - Is the world over?
Mum - Yeah, pretty much.
Me - We're all going to die.
I wasn't kidding. You guys could have made history with the first female president (who has a long political career and knows how things work - like her of hate her you can't deny she'd be competent) - instead you go for a guy who loves Putin and once blackmailed Zelensky in order to try and gain an advantage over a political opponent - REALLY!? What the fuck America!? (Obviously that doesn't count for everyone who voted Harris)
I'm going to start considering becoming a prepper and anyone who voted Trump can go fuck themselves š”
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Could have sworn I posted this around 10am but it's fine to out now - I'm no longer yelling but my sentiments are exactly the same - I've felt a little dizzy all day - this is honestly terrifying
For the record - I don't care if you don't like Harris - neither do I - it's not about whether you like her - it's about how she's not very likely to cause WW3 compared to the guy who thinks bombs are cool (like a fucking 6 year old)
#us elections#the uk sucks right now but thanks for the reminder that it could be worse#at least our half arsed PM has never complimented lunatics who want to take over the world#at least our half arsed PM doesn't want to take over the world#at least our half arsed PM has never been caught talking about women as though they're objects#you think you're the greatest country in the world?#then why do people go bankrupt paying for cancer treatment?#why did your police throw tear gas at peaceful protestors?#as an additional point - your police terrify me so much i'd never want to visit america#another additional point - whether or not you agree with abortion people will still seek them out - only now they might die trying#you think you prefer the 1950s? congrats you're heading back there#think i shouldn't have an opinion because it's not my country? it's still my world arsehole#we all live here so i can judge america all i fucking want#if i donāt laugh iāll cry
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This might not be anything, but while writing about your fics, the way you have the characters' mannerisms down PERFECTLY got me thinking about mirroring...
There's a lot of it in 7 (Horii is a directorial genius etc etc), most of it more intentional than these probably are, but there's something so interesting about mirroring that takes the tone of a (relatively) fond memory, a familiar gesture, and inverts it in the way shown here.
OH I'M GLAD YOU'VE NOTICED THESE TOO I think I mentioned it months back (or I drafted a post 'bout it but didn't think it was anything noteworthy) but I always really did like how the Arakawa Family mimicked each other's mannerisms (also circling back to how Jo and Masato calling Ichiban 'Ichi' presumably after picking it up from Arakawa)!
Aoki actually does the same sitting gesture too! I went back to double check and skim through the rest of the game's cutscenes, and as far as I could tell unless I skipped a scene, it really is only these three that do this specific pose:
It's such a small detail but I love it immensely and it really does highlight their connections with each other and it drives me insane
#snap chats#the fact aoki holds his left fist with his right like jo..... im gonna be sick... (crying)#potential hints that aoki really does favor jo and/or spends more time with him... or i might be delirious. could be both even..#focusing on how jo mimics arakawa though i dont think i have to say i love how it is inverted intention wise#like of course in arakawa's situations he's in a position where he's helping ichi and speaking calmly with him#while with jo Evidently each interaction is more tense and antagonistic#really is a cool way to emphasize that whole 'step parent' angle if that makes sense#OH BUT THANK YOU ON MY WRITING that's a huge compliment: i'm glad you think i have their mannerisms down !#accuracy is a big thing to me... in case we haven't picked that up yet.... i should relax a little tbh--#BUT i'd like to think my brain's good at visualizing things and i think i've 'studied' enough to get an acceptable result in what i show#it's like... if i can't see it in my head clearly or it doesn't look right then i wanna keep trying until it DOES look right yk#dont want a Hello Kitty Wouldnt Do Xanax moment... only on occasion.... a lil xanax wouldnt hurt as long as its not too far gone ā ļø#alright im. DELIRIOUS.#to end this off i watched the first episode of Sailor Suit and Machine Gun !#my japanese is. HORRENDOUS BUT the art of inference and context clues and stray knowledge got me through it#i'm excited to watch the next episode even if i'm only really getting half the impact from the dialogue#BUT THE FEELING'S THERE... the emotion's there#embarrassingly i almost cried when izumi was crying in the theater over her dad while she was eating cause like Girl Me Too ā ļøā ļø#ill go one day without mentioning my dad i promise... todays not that day tho ā ļø#IN ANY CASE. thank you for droppin the episodes on me !! i can't stress never tiring of having new things to watch#ill watch the next episode tonight probably. i was gonna go out to get lunch buuuut my moms home#so there goes that plan.. at least my bro got me food while /he/ went out today lmao
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okay so i am once again in a bit of a pickle due to the fact that i never learn from my mistakes :)
#there's this guy at work that i kind of fancy right?#not the guy from a couple of years ago this is another one and tbh i like him way more like we really vibe#and a couple of months ago we kind of started flirting as a joke? like at first it wasn't even flirting we just paid each other compliments#but it. kind of got out of hand? like now we're DEFINITELY flirting and we hug every time we see each other and so on#and like today he kind of asked me out?? like he asked when we're gonna go out and i generically said whenever he wants so uhhh#i bought some time but also i basically said yes OOPS#like ive been thinking i need to chill and slow this down until i figure it out but then i apparently can't stop running my fucking mouthhhh#the thing is. before the summer i did this whole thing to kind of reconnect w my ex#and things seemed to kind of work even though we didn't get together and also she's gonna be out of town for at least another year#but it's not like i have any certainty that when she comes back we're gonna get back together or anything#it's just. she's the love of my life and half the time i think there's no point in dating other people#and then the other half i think i really need to get over it#but the thing is i really care about this guy. i don't want to end up hurting him at all which is probably gonna happen if i keep doing this#I ALWAYS DO THISSSSSS#I ALWAYS JOKINGLY FLIRT W PEOPLE AND THEN IT GETS REAL AND IM OH SHIT NVM DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT
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this song aināt got no right to be scratchinā my brain as much as it does
#and i mean that as a compliment#Seven.txt#music stuff#Warren Zeiders#Spotify#gonna start making more use of Tumblrās features and putting the actual songs iām obsessed with in the body of posts#instead of just talking abt them in tags. i like music and yāall r gonna Hear about it no matter how bad my taste may be#anyways iām at an internal war over this song#half of me is like āitās just one of a million Mainstream Country Songs where some white guy sings abt heartbreak. whatās so great abt it?ā#but the other half of me is like āyeah but. ur weak to that shit. thatās ur kryptonite bitch. itās in ur blood. we Know this.ā#āalso. nice voice + country accent + heās blaming Himself and not just the girl + 2:40-3:00 makes u go apeshit every time.ā#āAlso the cover image is hot as hell and it makes u think of that shot of Boothill standing at that pool table.ā#āoh yeah And the whole damn thing is giving off Seth YuuriVoice vibes. so like. yeahā#and i nod my head in reluctant agreement like yeah ok i guess ur right. damn#anyways if anyone needs me iāll be in the corner listening to this on loop until i make myself sick of it#hsr boothill#Seth YV#yea fuck it iāll tag them too why not#if anyone disagrees with me pls keep it to yourself itās just my opinion pls let me have it in peace
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Unicorn Overlord is hilarious actually, bc I'm so used to FE "this obviously not evil, typically conventionally attractive character will join you if you have the right character talk to them"
meanwhile UO is like "you beat this person up, they have a unique character model and a name, you have the choice to recruit them or kill them, but they will 100% no-questions-asked join you if you recruit them. Despite the fact that you just kicked their ass" like most of the recruits aren't even being mind-controlled, they're just like "yeah whatever, I guess I'll work for you"
this also means that I have allowed known murderer-thieves from the local thief gang to go free, with very lawful-good characters sitting there like, "Alain, milord, what the fresh FUCK are you thinking" while I'm here like, "I dunno that guy looks like a drowned fish and he might not be lying about his bedridden sister" and "oh this other guy doesn't look like he was drawn to be a cartoonishly evil villain, and his story corroborates the story about the bedridden sister, so I'm letting him go too bc now I'm invested in these weird criminals and their maybe-not-a-lie sister". I sincerely hope I can recruit them later on.
like I just keep getting handed characters, but the combat system works so well for having a ridiculous number of characters that it makes sense, but it's so funny that I literally just kicked down the doors to this dude's city, beat him up, complimented his city's upkeep, and he joined me.
meanwhile Alain is sitting here fretting and worrying bc I'm taking too long to go rescue Scarlett, and I'm like don't worry buddy, I don't think there's penalties if we go complete these 5 side quests to get 5 new recruits before we head east, she'll be fine. Probably.
#I think Auch has been the funniest recruit so far bc he had NO reason to join except he got one (1) compliment from Alain#dude's a bit fucked up but half the characters are either ''we fight for justice bc it is right!'' or a little fucked up like Auch#and I love that honestly what a wild range of characters and I'm not even that far into the game yet#also I did meet the lesbian angel and her cleric gf and damn they do be lesbians in love#loving the game a lot so far wish I had more time play bc I'll spend half an hour just rearranging units trying things out#so it'll be probably slow-going on the story progression bc I like to explore and bc I like to experiment w/ battle mechanics#oracle of lore
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Slowly but surely, as I'm dying listening to ZL voice-overs in a playlist. Tag drop #1: OOC.
#inquiries ic. [ hmph. she always had a way with words. ]#tag drop#[ in character. ] cause and effect. wisdom as its own reward. and the inherent right of all free-willed people to exist.#[ inquiries: out of character. ] they do not know what to make of me. i have kept to myself; for fear of giving them purchase to cling to.#[ public service announcement. ] so you're suggesting i'm graceful? / no. i am declaring it. it was not a subject for debate.#[ saved. ] although dancing with an elven apostate would win you few favors with the court. perhaps once our business here is done?#[ prompts / memes. ] you have chosen a path whose steps you do not dislike because it leads to a destination you enjoy. as have i.#[ salt. ] should i be quieter next time? / no. noā¦ it's fine. children don't learn unless you shout at them.#[ et cetera. ] no frills. nothing to give you away. half our targets never even see you coming. / i shall take that as a compliment.#[ self-promotion. ] i don't know what to make of him. so much knowledge; so little personal history. i find that peculiar. don't you?#[ promotion. ] never forget your purpose. it is a noble one; even if this world does not understand.#[ out of character. ] don't bend or water it down. don't try to make it logical. rather: follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ crack. ] we must mark the occasion of the dalish remembering something correctly. perhaps we should plant a tree.
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first found your works on ao3 and oh my godd.. fell in love, proposed!! but apparently you've got a thing with jeff mason, so i'll have to leave you alone.
so happy i found your tumblr! i'd love to chat about our interpretations of jeff some time! no one listens to my rambles and shit lmao
hi ! im glad you liked my works iļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ve crossposted on ao3 ! !
oh uhm im sorry . . dunno if that is a bad thing abt jeff mason but thatās how iām taking it oh well.
#! doll takes notes !#yeah sure i dont mind i guess ! feel free to drop your interpretation or thoughts abt jeff whenever you want#also sorry but your first comment just gave me emotional whiplash. canāt think of the right term for it because iām tired but yeah.#half assed compliment i think is the right term ? dunno and dont care enough to look for the right word#anyways yeah im tired and annoyed in general.. i just dont see the reason behind adding that last comment abt not interacting w me#strictly over one thing LMAO but anyways !
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i once complimented a ladyās jack skellington tattoo at a fair when we were both standing in line for funnel cake and she got all excited and had her boyfriend turn around and show me his matching sally stitches one. it was adorable.
its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free
#well not quite a fair (i cant spell per say so imagine i spelled it right)#but its kinda impossible to explain what this place was#so. fairground.#only permanent (itās there year-round and never leaves)#and you can pick pumpkins/strawberries/blueberries or whatever theyve got growing#MY POINT IS compliment strangers you will both feel better for the experience#also feel it necessary to note i did not get funnel cake. i got deep-fried twinkies. my brother still hasnt paid me back for his half.#before you ask they were gross
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ā I WANNA FUCK WITH THE LIGHTS ON ā ā clark kent.
MINORS DNI 18+ į¶» š š° .į NOTES: this movie isnāt out yet but i canāt wait that long to take advantage of my superman kick and fuck this man. unfortunately i donāt know much about his characterization other than the trailer content. WARNINGS: fem reader ć established relationship ć explicit sexual content ć size difference ć dick riding ć objectification ć p in v ć praise ć clark has huge dick syndrome.
āJustā¦ take it slow.ā CLARK KENT encourages, but itās said more so for himself than you. A large, flattened palm emphasizes his instruction, gesturing for you to relax without grabbing you to take over your actions. You stop, his eyes flickering to meet yours questioningly, until he takes a shot in the dark. āPlease.ā Itās delightfully endearing, and it loosens you up a little.
āItās not that, Clark, Iām justāyouāre just soā¦ you know,ā Big. You try to hint at it without blurting it out. Hovering over his lap too long, a tremor builds in your thighs, and you bite down onto your lip as you let it pass through you in a shudder.
His expression adjusts as the realization dawns on him, āAh,ā he exclaims thoughtfully, and he tests the waters, bringing his hands to your body to rest in comfortable places. Your waist seems appropriate, and your fingers fiddle with the muscle in his shoulders as you keep chewing your lip. āDo you want me to take over?ā the question is punctuated with a shift of his hips, arranging himself in a better position to begin, but even the marginal movement has you whining with need. It alerts him, tensing up instantly as he freezes while your pretty face twists in pleasured agony. Youāre still wrapped around his reddened tip, and itās a burning kind of stretch that makes you wish you could just shove him in all the wayāat the cost of ripping you in half.
Through your heavy lids and thick eyelashes, you manage to meet his gaze with darkened pupils that donāt want to cooperate. You hum a pitiful āuh-huhā while you nod your head, signaling to him that heās right. His thumbs on your torso stroke at your skin comfortingly, big hands clamped around you as he raises you. The lip of his head catches on the rim of your pussy, and you suck in a breath as an emptiness replaces what used to be filled.
āWeāre gonna take it nice and easy,ā Clark talks you through it, but even his exhale hitches when cold air hits his slit. Carefully, he lowers you back on, feeding his dick back into your silken walls before taking it away againāall to introduce your hole to his size little by little. The method chips away at your tightness, and you try to follow his movements with yours even if youāre weak in the knees. āWanna look at me, duchess? Let me see your eyes?ā He tilts his head, his curls falling over his forehead as he chases your gaze. You do your best to peel your eyes open one-by-one, granting him his wish as you pant through your open mouth taking his cock one agonizing inch at a time. The sight of you barely holding on when heās not even halfway in, stretches a smile onto his face, and if you were more coherent, youād say itās one of pride as well as endearment.
One hand cautiously releases your side, while the other takes your weight entirely, bobbing you up and down as if you were no heavier than a fleshlight. His other slides between you two to seek out your pretty bud, resting his thick fingers on your thigh while his thumb comes to stroke at that clit. The new sensation slicks you up as quickly as it occurred, and you gasp at how elevated it all feels from a simple action like that. āThatās what you were missing. Right, baby? Itās hard to loosen up without it. Youāre so tightā¦ā You know he didnāt say it like itās a compliment, but it makes your insides jump anyway. Your muscle contracts and suddenly he can fit a lot more in. āDoes that feel good?ā he asks, his thumb leisurely circling your bud as your pussy drools around him.
Desperately, you nod your head with a couple of āmm-hmmās!ā that lead him to speed upāintroducing you to more of his length as he picks up the pace on petting your clit. Your hands abandon gripping his shoulders for stability and instead overlay his. Yours are dwarfed by him, but he takes your guidance, absorbing how youāre putting pressure on his knuckles and replicating it against your poor pearl, getting puffy from the stimulation and the lack of getting railed. It all lights a fire under your ass, and your body moves for you, bouncing in place to try and force more of his cock into you. You canāt overpower the Superman, but he does let you take it all down to the hiltāhis strength making a sex toy out of you.
#2k#[š]#indy: drabbles#ch: clark#clark kent drabble#clark kent smut#clark kent x reader#clark kent x fem reader#clark kent x you#clark kent x y/n#clark kent imagine#clark kent fanfiction#superman smut#superman x reader#superman 2025 smut#david corenswet smut#superman 2025#david corenswet#reader insert#smut
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#saw T again last night#doomsday is the 20th but we talk abt it every time now ofc#i told him my parting advice is to learn to use the word āprettyā to ever make a woman happy#and so ofc he then called me pretty several times but mostly in a joking sweet way#but then today he texted me like 4 hours after our previous exchange#and said ājust dropping by to say how pretty i think you areā#and then āgoing to [band] practice! catch you laterā#and i would love to say i felt normally about it#but i sat right down on the floor to cry#and i hurt my butt bone when i got down there so then i laid face down on the hardwood#and cried and reabsorbed it like spongebob#and had a half eaten peanut butter cup in my hand#my friend took a picture it was funny i was laughing between sobs#like thatās the text i have wanted all of his other texts to be for 1.75 years#and not only that#but he held me sooooo good last night#idk how this man had a 3 year relationship without ever cuddling on his side but i made him hold me with like my face in his chest#and then he actually liked it#and so we did that for like an hour#and normally the sex is the main event of the night but i could tell that it was the holding for both of us#and the lack physical intimacy and compliments are two of my biggest reasons to end this#so iām just feeling happy but really confused and frustrated that heās doing this with 9 days left
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Ghost who, under āordersā from his army therapist (and with Priceās encouragement), starts looking around for hobbies when heās on leave.
Not sure what to do at first. Tries gaming but gets bored of it and the PS4 stays gathering dust in his flat. Plants donāt appeal to him because he wonāt be around enough to take care of them. Thinks about knitting, but is a bit too embarrassed to walk into the local craft shop to start making doilies.
Finally goes to the library after seeing a flyer advertising a painting class and thinks, āHell, why not.ā
Shows up in his hoodie, black face mask, and black baseball cap. Gives most of the old ladies attending the painting session a good scare
Until he rolls up his sleeves to avoid getting paint on his good hoodie. Then those old ladies are ogling his forearms and the tattoos painting his skin.
Is very attentive to the hired artist leading the session. Hasnāt got an artistic bone in his body, but dammit, heās going to report back to his therapist that he tried if itās the last thing he does.
Two little old ladies, Mrs. Levine and Ruby, pluck up the courage to sit beside him and start chatting him up. Compliments his painting, talk about their grandkids, how one of Rubyās grandsons is into heavy metal (assuming Ghost is as well). Ghost listens half-heartedly, just trying to get the brown right for the deer heās putting on paper. They manage to weasel out his name:
āSimon,ā he announces gruffly.
āOh, what a good name,ā Mrs. Levine says.
He goes to the next activity as well: polymer clay creations. His hands are big and meaty and he has to take more clay than is probably reasonable to make the little pig heās got going.
Mrs. Levine and Ruby are there too and sit right next to him to chat with him again. They love his idea of a pig and make a cow and sheep to go with it. When the hired artist comes around to see how everyoneās doing, Mrs. Levine announces that the three of them āhave a little farm goingā and that āSimonās the farmhand.ā
He's glad he's got his face mask on. He can feel his ears going red at the look the artist gives him.
Again, heās very attentive to the hired artist, watching her hands carve into the soft clay with her nails to get texture on her dinosaur. He tries to do the same, giving whispy little hairs to his pig. Itās not pretty, but he feels a smidge better about going when itās all done.
Mrs. Levine and Ruby get more information out of him as time goes on and he attends more activities. Soon their friends join in on the conversation, and Ghost ā Simon ā is well-known at the library for being the military guy who attends every Saturday when heās not deployed. The little old ladies love him, even if he ādoesnāt say much.ā Heās helped them carry their bags of books and crafts to their cars, listens to them prattle on about activities and their aches and pains, and even scared off some hooligans who were trying to disrupt their library activity.
(Theyāve all got little old lady crushes on this big man who takes time out of his day to better himself, and they love his dry/dad jokey humor)
(And he won't admit it, but these are his little old ladies now. Clarice brought him brownies that he absolutely devoured when he got back to his flat they were so good, and he can't help but laugh at how often they try to set him up with their granddaughters. And how they "trip" often just to hang on to his big arms. Birds are birds, no matter their age.)
#let me have Healing Ghost#and his group of Little Old Birds#cod#call of duty#ghost#cod mw2#cod modern warfare#cod mwii#call of duty modern warfare#nova writes#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost headcanons#ghost cod#ghost call of duty
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The mattress company I worked for the first time no longer exists. It was long ago eaten and assimilated by a bigger company. But when I started it was an incredibly intense five weeks of training. I was told I was extremely lucky to be selected, and I was. From a pool of a hundred applicants only fifteen of us made the cut to entering the training program.
The course covered how to talk to customers, how to ask open ended questions, how to close a sale, and product knowledge. I learned a lot, and truthfully my greatest takeaway was a lot of social scripts that I could use in other areas of my life.
We also had a midterm exam and a final. Both included a roleplay element with a trainer and a written portion. They told us when we started that the course was challenging but it was still a shock to come in after the midterm and realize half the class had failed.
I was named valedictorian of training- a dubious honor as it meant Iād done the best in the class, but popular lore had it that valedictorians struggled the most on the sales floor. Lo, I struggled.
Not because I wasnāt good. I was. But because my manager set out to systematically destroy my self esteem. Every sale, every interaction I had was scrutinized and criticized.
If I sold a bed with protectors, moveable base, and pillows heād ask why I hadnāt managed to sell pillow protectors too. His first trainee had thrived on being challenged and heād never bothered to learn a different way to coach.
It was wretched. My performance started strong but nosedived after a few weeks with him. My trainer, a man I loathed for stonewalling me in my interview, came in to inform me I was on new hire probation. If I couldnāt get my sales numbers up Iād be let go.
His actual phrasing was, āWhen you have a bandaid do you like to rip it off or pull it slowly?ā
Since it was eminently obvious why he was visiting and because I thought it was condescending I sweetly informed him that I liked to soak my bandaids in hot water so they come off on their own.
He was briefly startled at this derailing but then got on with the bad news. I signed some forms stating that I understood my job was in peril.
I went home furious. I thought long and hard about why I wasnāt succeeding and how frustrated I was with my manager. I came in the next day and my anger had crystallized into a cold sharp edge.
My manager opened his mouth to address the probation and I snapped, āJust leave me alone. Go in the back if I have a sale. If you must address a serious issue then you will give me praise on two things I did right and present it as a compliment sandwich. Otherwise just say good job and shut up. Your constant nitpicking just makes me anxious and I do worse. Back off.ā Belated and begrudging I added, āPlease.ā
He raised his eyebrows in dim surprise but Iād gauged him well. He backed off. Dutifully heād meander into the back when I had a sale and praised me when I closed it. I resented knowing it was only because Iād demanded complimented but they still boosted me up. My numbers skyrocketed, I landed my first split king sale, and I exited probation with flying colors.
The trainer came back in to congratulate my manager for turning things around. To my gratification he gave me credit for setting him straight and said Iād taught him a different way to lead. My manager would often genuinely praise that moment when Iād stood up to him, impressed with my stubborn refusal to fail and my insight into what would help.
My biggest takeaway from the whole thing was just that people need positive reinforcement to succeed. Praise people for doing a good job. If youāre ever in a position where you need to criticize someone put it in a compliment sandwich instead of just saying the negative.
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HELL BENT ā RYOMEN SUKUNA
ā§ļ½„ļ¾ The Incubus King finally claims his intended. Ā
( TW ) f!reader, incubus king!Sukuna, major size difference (Sukunaās 8ft tall!), harem, group sex, fingering, cunnilingus, biting, rough sex, bleeding, forked tongues, cervix fucking, mating bonds, reader goes in some type of āheatā, explicit content.Ā
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author's note: PLS donāt take this seriously Idek what this is!! unedited + I'm trying a new writing style
Canāt stop thinking about Incubus king!Sukuna who finally finds his intended after centuries of looking. Who finds her in a place he never thought to check, the human realm. Who he kidnaps and brings down to his realm, tellingĀ you how you are to be his queen and rule his subjects alongside him. You have a mental breakdown your first week. The change of scenery, coming to terms that this is real, the differences between you and Sukunaās species he calls Incubus. Youāve heard of them before, but you didn't think they were realāwho did?Ā Theyāre eight feet tall, winged creatures who liked to fuck 24/7. Half ofĀ them roam around naked and you canāt turn a hallway without catching two or more in sexual activities. So, hearing that you're some type of āmateā to the king of the creatures? You think youāre dreaming. Sukuna brings you food every day and talks about how the mating bond has been activated now. How the several next week's youāre going to be restless until he ruts and claims you.Ā
You scream and cry how this is his fault. He leans over the buffet of food andĀ smacks your thighĀ with a grumble. You refuse to speak to him for the rest of the night even when he undresses and washes you. Making crude comments like how he canāt wait to breed your human body full of his offsprings.Ā Sukana who doesnāt have the time for your refusal to talk to him for he has a kingdom to run, so he drops you off to a group of naked, pierced women who he calls his harem. He gently pushes you into one of the tall women before telling her to take care of you or else. Ā
You canāt find it in your to be jealous of the women for being his āharem.ā You donāt even like Sukuna right now and the women, theyāre so kind and mature that you would much rather spend your days lazing around with them than sitting on Sukunaās lap while he laughs at his people who come to him with misfortunes.Ā His harem teaches you all about their lands, how sex isnāt taboo instead something they need just like oxygen is to humans. How when they fuck, they release some type of energy thatās built up in their body that causes their kind to go insane and terrorize the human realm. Ā
Sukunaās harem who are utterly obsessed with how small you are compared to them. They used to spend their days lying around on rich cushions and blankets waiting for Sukuna but even they got bored of himāif it were up to them, theyād lock him in their room and never let him out. His harem who was supposed to be teaching you more about their king but instead chose to spend their days lazily eating you out with their long-forked tongues and fucking you dumb with their big fingers. They make you suckle their breasts and grind on their faces. Theyāre so gentle after, hissing at each other when one speaks too loudly after you had fallen asleep, washing your body clean, wrapping you in the softest blankets to carry you back over to your room with Sukuna. Some days they happen to catch Sukuna in his room, and they smirk and giggle when they see his jealous face. They take it as the highest compliment their queen has decided to lieĀ with them before the king. Ā
Incubus king!Sukuna who feels the mating bond grow stronger with every second you're in his castle. He feels himself shifting. He unable to stay away for long periods of time. He forces you to bathe with him before making you sit on his throne with him while he talks to irrelevant people, his hard cock jumping every time you move. You want to get away, moaning and grumbling how his you want to go play with his harem, itās uncomfortable sitting on muscular thighs for hours while listening to him talk in several languages you donāt understand to people you donāt know. Sukuna who hisses and grumbles at you before going back to his subjects who kneel at the bottom of his obsidian throne. Ā
Ā Throughout the week you canāt help but get hornier and hornier until your unable to walk without liquids dripping down your thighs and wetting your skirts. Despite Sukuna's harem playing with you canāt help but plead and cry for him. You barely know the man but your body aches for him, for his cock, his bond. Sukuna who finally comes to see you one day. Who picks you up to set you up top of the cushions so you can watch him fuck his harem. He does everything he could think to the women, he wants to see what makes you twitch and ache and cry. By the time heās doneāhours laterāyouāre in a puddle of slick panting and crying how you want him. He doesnāt take you though, he can smell that you arenāt ready for him just yet, and he canāt risk injuring his mate who heās searched for centuries. He wonāt allow himself to bring you any harm, so he just holds you in his lap and makes his harem play with you until you pass out.Ā
Sukuna whose balls deep in one of his women when he sniffs that air and smells the scent change in you. The women heās fucking laughs when he yanks himself out of her and goes to you. He picks you up from the drenched cushion you're sitting on. You wrap your arms around his neck and sob and the feeling of his body. You try to wrap your legs around his huge frame but youāre too tired, so they just hang as he walks you back to your room, your thighs rubbing against his cock.Ā Sukuna lays you down on the huge bed before ripping your silky dress and ding his head in between your legs. He brings you to several orgasm, but his mouth and forked tongue isn't what you want. You want his cock. You want him to fuck you pregnant while he bites you and claims you as his. You scream and kick and pull and at the pair of horns on top his head, but he just shushes you before going back to eating you out. Ā
Sukuna finally deems you ready to take his cock but before he kisses and drags his teeth all over your body. He suckles at your breast, commenting on how youāll be feeding him with said breasts soon. You cry out when he finally turns you ass up. You donāt even think about how much bigger he is than you, how his cock might not fit inside. Sukuna pushes your head into the blankets, grabbing the base of his cock and rubbing it over your pussy. You scream at him, but he ignores you enjoying the sight of your pussy against his too big cock. When he finally pushes into you scream into the pillow. You scream for more, for him to slow down, for him to breed you, for him to fuck you harder, for him to stop and let you catch a break. Heās too out of it to listen. He never knew what it would feel like to claim a mate but this? If he had any doubt the little human underneath his wasnāt his, he didnāt now. He finally felt whole. He felt your essence flowing into him, making him stronger, more aware, if he concentrated hard enough, he could feel your emotions and hear your thoughts. He fucked your impossibly harder.Ā
Sukuna leans down and whispers for you to open, and let him in. You donāt understand what he's talking about until his cock shoots some warm liquids and you feel your cervix open. It hurts so good when he pushes deeper into you. You orgasm again before he releases his seed into you. The tension leaves your body at the feeling of his seed rushing to your womb. Youāre about to succumb to the sleepiness before Sukuna jolts you awake saying this is just the beginning. Ā
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ā THINGS THEY DO THAT GIVE YOU BUTTERFLIES ! ā ā°āā¤ MHA EDITION (PART 2!)
ĖāĀ· ĶĶĶĶā³ā„ a/n: yāall wanted a part two i shall give a part two
ĖāĀ· ĶĶĶĶā³ā„ includes: katsuki bakugou, hitoshi shinsou, shoto todoroki, denki kaminari, iida tenya, kirishima eijirou
ĖāĀ· ĶĶĶĶā³ā„ warnings: black!reader obv, cursing, mentions of drug usage/marijuana, suggestive if u squint, fem reader implied, mentioning of babies/children
BAKUGOU KATSUKI
ā® wipes your tears sort of aggressively but only because heās so urgent to comfort you and take care of you
ā® always hugs you by your lower waist
ā® when you go to the gym together, heās the type to always say ācāmon, you can do one more.ā or ādo three moreā
ā® ruffles your hair/flicks your forehead in a teasing way
ā® āact right.ā/āwatch out.ā
ā® doesnāt remind you to drink waterā he simply justs brings water bottles up to your mouth and tells you to āopen upā
ā® if you have any, he cares for your pets like theyāre his own
ā® just something about the sight of him holding a baby
ā® bites you just because he can
ā® pulls you into his lap whenever heās tired of your attitude
ā® gets super close to your face like heās gonna kiss you but pulls away just to mess with you
ā® āthatās my girlā in the most proud voice ever every single time
TODOROKI SHOTO
ā® any time he does get high heās all over you and staring at you with half lidded eyes
ā® itās just something about the way he curses man.
ā® loves falling asleep on the phone with you and takes facetime photos of you sleeping because he thinks you look like an angel
ā® runs his thumb over your hand whenever you hold hands
ā® loves giving earlobe kisses
ā® will casually be like āwhen we have kids,ā
ā® sends voice memos ranging from something funny that happened in class to how much he misses you and needs to see you
ā® kisses your lip gloss off every chance he gets right after complimenting how nice your lip combo looks
ā® sends you pictures of yourself and says āyou look so pretty in thisā
ā® him whispering in your ear.
ā® has your contact as the only one pinned in his messages
KIRISHIMA EIJIROU
ā® pats away your tears with his finger instead of wiping them (those who watch love island usa and are kordell + serena fans know what iām talking about)
ā® places his hand on the small of your waist to guide your somewhere or move you out the way
ā® constant forehead kisses
ā® lifts you up and spins you around when heās excited to hug you
ā® guides you into the right form when you workout together
ā® runs his hands down your waist and hips when heās checking you out while youāre right in front of him
ā® him around kids. thatās all.
ā® gives you flowers pretty much every weekā and one time he gave you a money bouquet for your birthday
ā® flexes for you when he feels you staring at him and pretends heās not doing it on purpose
ā® throws his arm around you and presses you flush against his chest when you go to sit on the couch next to him
ā® refers to you as his āwifeā to his friends
KAMINARI DENKI
ā® you could have been rotting in bed all day and when he facetimes you he always greets you with something along the lines of āhello my beautiful princessā with a lovesick tone of voice
ā® calls you āmamaā and āmaā
ā® obsessed with skinship because he aches to be able to ācrawl inside your skinā and just needs to be close to you
ā® blows kisses at you from across the room
ā® for comfort, he runs his fingers through your hair and rocks you back and forth while hugging you
ā® his morning voice :)))
ā® lets you bite him and encourages it
ā® gets very touchy when youāre on his lap
ā® the king of āi know youāre probably asleep, butā texts
ā® goes on rants about how gentle and how well he would care for you when youāre one day pregnant with his children
ā® always calling you his āpretty babyā/āpretty girlā
ā® always posts pretty candid pictures of you and makes heartfelt story posts for every birthday, anniversary, and valentineās day
HITOSHI SHINSOU
ā® has read for you + sung you to sleep on multiple occasions
ā® grabs you by your chin to force eye contact
ā® āsay pleaseā
ā® checks you every time you have an attitude with a smirk on his face
ā® has a habit of biting his lip
ā® says āthere you go, babeā way too much.
ā® glares at anyone who flirts with you while tightly wrapping an arm around your waist
ā® has made multiple shared playlists for the both of you
ā® says heās āgatekeepingā you because youāre just too pretty and he has to keep you to himself
ā® plays with your fingers when heās bored or nervous
ā® buries his face into your neck to bask in your scent when he hugs you
ā® randomly stares at your for a full five minutes when youāre talking, barely listening to a word youāre saying, then lovingly sighs āi love you so muchā¦ā
IIDA TENYA
ā® always opens every door for you
ā® holds your hands while walking across the street or through the hallways
ā® very protective over you and will respectfully cuss anybody out who disrespects you
ā® pretty much has replaced your name is his vocabulary with āhoneyā and āsweetheartā
ā® never calls you hotā he always calls you beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, or stunning
ā® grabs you by your sleeve or your belt loop to take you somewhere if you donāt hear him call your name the third time
ā® the thought of ever calling you his ābitchā disgusts him, he calls you his lady or his love instead
ā® will immediately grab the nearest box of tissues to wipe your tears or your nose whenever youāre crying
ā® kisses your cheek to greet you and say goodbye
ā® has deep conversations about your future together when you get to that point in the relationship, and is open about how much his heart swells at imagining you as a mother
ā® kisses your forehead when he notices you asleep on his chest
Ā© rumisgf
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