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normystical · 2 days ago
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hey hey hey no worries! it's not dms, its a different format, so it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and even if it was dms, i wouldnt mind. you take your time, really, its fine ^^
OH ALSO. cutting this off again. cuz someone reblogged our conversation so now im getting a bit anxious and i feel that i HAVE to clarify now in case it happens again lmao </3
OO wait wait i know a platonic cross ship!! in this server im in there was someone named moonie or whatever who was obsessssed with radioparfait. thats alastor and parfait cookie crk being friends. ITS SOO CUUTE,, EDGELORD AND CUTESY GAL,, I GOT ATTACHED TO THEM AS WELL EHEHE
yeahh its. well idk. people seem to include arospec stuff a lot but like. ONLY when theyre excusing shipping characters. which is kind of weird but ok. but yeah nobody outright confirmed huh?
also now that you mention representation of allos in the context of the split attraction model... allos can use that too, which im guesisng you already know? but shockingly a lot dont, and im mildly annoyed by that ig? i think itd make for good representation and stuff. could be fun to work with. i have a bi lesbian oc, specifically homoromantic and bisexual in particular. idk i just think more headcanons like that would be cool. but the closest i literally EVER get is seeing someone use, for instance, the pan flag and the poly flag, and i say oh cool so theyre varioriented? and theyre like oh whoops haha no i just meant polyamorous damn wrong flag. gahhh. i made a "your fave is varioriented" sorta blog to try and normalize it but most of the submissions are apsec stuff. which is fine, of course, but it frustrates me bc of what the whole initial purpose of the thing was yk,,
and BOY are people weird about the morality of that stuff. yk. inherently morally neutral stuff. but whats the weirdest is sex bc its both required but also bad??? and sex without romance is just out of the question,, some stories arent exactly arophobic but FEEL that way bc of the message. like helluva boss. idc what anyone says, m&m were the assholes at ozzie's. imagine being a romance-repulsed horndog at the place and having to listen to a cheesy love song out of nowhere,, also not to mention the stuff with blitz and all. but whatever i guess. im just glad theres like ONE webcomic where it was RESPECTED that the character "wasnt a relationship person" as she put it. i hardcore believe shes aroallo even if its not outright confirmed. hattie from live with yourself! btw. i love her
WOOF ok thats a lot of text aushsh sorry. i warned you though;; MOVING ON
yeahh i guess i sometimes try to rush a bit. though i suppose its no big deal. still, its kind of hard to decide how characters feel about each other, i suppose? based on their personalities and stuff? or maybe i just use a different method to decide,, idk
WOAH theres a makeship plush of a character?? was not aware,, but yeahh i played it when i was young too ^_^ theres sooo many more islands now, the layout of the menu where you choose which island to go to is different now,, but yeahh auglur is so gorgeous,, im also fond of strombonin but auglur is probably the most objectively pretty. i also drew them once ehe,, as part of a ship thing i fear. but that ship was part of a hashtag relatable aromantic moment so it could probably be worth it if i share it. if you wanted to see?
edit: "i wanted you though" instead of warned?? catastrophic typo i fear
i ddont go here and by "i dont go here" i mean "i do pretty much go here but somehow i dont feel a close connection to this fandom whatever dont question it man" but i saw you discuss the skins and i saw someone sent this in a server im in. which is rad af
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...aaaand am just now realizing that its possible its not canon tho. but like. if it is. well damn /pos
woauh hi new mutual!!! i was gonnnaaaa say it isnt canon HOWEVER ! I looked more into it and apparently it is?? i thought it was an edit at first but when she's hit she makes that face :] (since you only half go here im gonna assume you doooo know how the game works? in case not ummm. horror survival thing. you can get hit, characters make different faces when hit.) anywho thank you for the ask i would not have known this if you didnt say anything :0!
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jedi-valjean · 6 months ago
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Common AO3 Tags in the Death Note Universe RPF Community
Kira/L— not only the top tag for Kira Case RPF but for RPF period
Task Force Member!Kira/L— little if any resemblance to Lawlight; Kira is a cop because it doesn't occur to anyone that a student would be on the task force (except in the occasional Wattpad reader-insert fic)
Kira/Second Kira— "hiiii this was amazing also i love your username I'm a Misa-Misa fan too!!!!!!!!!"
L is Kira— this is a popular conspiracy theory outside of AO3 so of course there's fics about it
Original Kira Task Force Member/Kira!L— second most popular L ship tag)
Koreyoshi Kitamura/L— the list of task force members isn't exactly public knowledge so this is pretty much your only option if you don't want to create an OC ship
Misa Amane/Kira— "lmao why does this read like self-insert fic"
Kira Possession— Kira passes from person to person, usually as some kind of ghost and frequently via sex
Kira Infection— Similar to Kira Possession, but instead of a new person becoming the one and only Kira, the number of Kiras multiplies with contact
Kira Isn't Real— also a popular conspiracy theory IRL, frequently paired with L Isn't Real
L Isn't Real— also a popular conspiracy theory IRL, not as frequently paired with Kira Isn't Real
Fake L/Kira— L isn't real but Kira doesn't know that
L/Mistaken Identity Kira— frequently paired with Interrogation— some poor random citizen (usually the reader) has been misidentified as Kira
L/Copycat Kira— see above, but the person framed themselves on purpose to get L's attention
misa is the second kira— "lmao there need to be more fics with this premise so it can become a canonical tag"
Kira Redemption— this one makes Kira supporters angry
No Kira Redemption— half the taggers are Kira supporters using it as a dead dove tag, half the taggers are people who like Kira redemption but are writing angstfic where it doesn't happen
Kira Notebook— Kira kills by writing names in a book; becomes an unexpectedly popular trope after a Misa Amane RPF writer uses it in multiple fics; trope goes by many names but Kira Notebook is the canonical tag
Alternate Kira Killing Method— just a fanfic trope but if it ever becomes public knowledge that Kira can kill by means other than a heart attack people are going to lose their minds
Kira Is A Shinigami— oldest Kira killing method trope; popular with monsterfuckers
Kira/Kira's Shinigami— becomes a thing after the Second Kira's message mentions "our shinigami"
Kira's Shinigami/Second Kira's Shinigami— what do you expect to happen after the two Kiras "show each other their shinigami?"
POV Kira's Shinigami— post in this tag to receive a comment from unregistered user appleaddict4444 consisting entirely of laugh emoji
Misa Amane/Hideki Ryuga— post in this tag if you want to get canceled because "SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!" ("don't you literally ship misa x kira????????")
Misa Amane/Misa Amane's Boyfriend— "ummm actually his eyes are honey brown not chestnut and he's actually two years younger than her" ("we literally don't know anything about him not everybody has to adhere to your headcanons")
Misa Amane/Original Female Character— if you thought the Gaylor discourse was bad... (also that one popular Misa x Kira writer has them all publicly bookmarked with the description "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww")
L is a Misa Amane Fan— some dude roleplaying as L agrees with this headcanon apparently
Misa Amane's Boyfriend Is Kira— secret identity angst trope where Misa's boyfriend is secretly Kira but JUST CAN'T TELL HER IT'S NOT SAFE WHAT IF SHE HATES ME ETC ETC
Kira Harem— self-explanatory (this one will also get you hate comments from that one Misa x Kira shipper)
Kira Diary— subcategory of POV Kira in epistolary format
Kira/Second Kira!L— I honestly don't know what to say about this one
Multiple Ls— I mean there's two Kiras so why not
Leftist Kira— why does Kira kill people who are already in prison and not like. Billionaires
Redpilled Kira— Kira should kill SJWs and [insert slur here]
Nazi Kira— Kira is terrible but what if he was worse
Kira Is A Politician— Kira is the prime minister, the president of the United States, the head of the CIA
Kira's Identity Discovered— umbrella tag for several fic premises
Kira's Identity Discovered By L— task force wins, extremely basic premise
Kira's Identity Discovered By Civilian— the character usually dies at the end
Kira's Identity Discovered By Internet— most popular subtrope by far
Alternate Universe— Kira— what if Kira was in my favorite TV show/novel series/historical time period
Alternate Universe— No Kira— can things just go back to normal. Please
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feng-shui71 · 6 months ago
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soo since i love your content i wanna ask more ask's muhahaha>:D in all seriousness, how is Jordan's relationship with Chris (or the other S.T.A.R.S members in that case) like i figured that Chris wont be glad after finding out his traitor of an captain is married to his friend/comrade
Ohhh!!! I love asks like these yes yes
Formatted in headcanons because I didn’t feel like writing paragraphs, just thinking of it is giving me a headache. Includes every single S.T.A.R.S. member from Alpha and Bravo team, the rest is under the cut. The lesser known members don’t have a lot of information though and some of them are a bit short because I didn’t know what else to write.
ALPHA TEAM
Albert Wesker:
Not going to put much on these two and their dynamic since I can’t shut the fuck up about them but I’ll drop a few S.T.A.R.S. era tidbits.
Married, however nobody on the force knows except for Irons, Barry and Jordan’s twin, Jaiden. Irons is their employer so he’s obligated to know, and he’s not stupid he could see it. However with Barry, Jordan accidentally let it slip one time and had to make that man swear to secrecy. He regularly teases the two about it.
Guy does NOT play favourites at all which pisses Jordan off. He’s actually way harder on her than the rest of S.T.A.R.S. and expects the best from her, god forbid she hands in a report past the deadline because he’s going to be very pissed. Very firm believer in keeping work and personal life seperate.
When he’s stressed he likes to call her into his office, blinds shut and sunglasses taken off as he holds her. Face buried in the crook of her neck to try to ease the aching migraine that seeningly never goes away. Probably because you got 2 jobs bro.
Speaking of his office they fuck in there all the time sorry
Wesker initially never intended to harm Jordan during the mansion incident and originally was going to try to keep her away from his plans until they were carried out, taking her with him. This obviously failed and Jordan caught onto his true nature because of that one Umbrella researchers photo, confronting him in his lab. Chris was supposed to see those, to confront him, not her. It was foolish of him to bring her. To improvise, he shot her instead and was planning to bring her body with him, infecting her with Progenitor to ensure her safety + turn her into a superhuman like him. Unfortunately the surviving S.T.A.R.S. crew brought her with them so he couldn’t even do that. (Sorry if this bit is wonky, I’m still working on their Re1 lore)
Friendship scale is womp womp an 8/10. Wesker lies far too much to her and manipulates Jordan regularly, scale is nowhere near a 10/10 because of it. Don't get me wrong they have good chemistry and love eachother but y'neow, it's Wesker. No relationship with him is exempt from being toxic.
Chris Redfield:
They’re pretty close I think, she appreciates Chris’ rebellious spirit and honestly just sees a lot of her younger self in him. Chris thinks she’s cool, like an older sister or “girl next door” type and has no clue why a prude like Wesker is so close with her. Little does he know ..
He definitely pisses her off a ton though LMAO he’s so stupid.
I think sometimes it gets a little awkward because she’s like .. 11 years older than him. So some of the dumb shit he says goes over her head and some of the dumb shit she says makes him cringe a little. They get along nonetheless.
“You like Billie Holiday?”
“.. Oh, yeah, yeah sure I love him!”
“
 Dude..”
Wesker ABSOLUTELY despises their relationship and does not like how close Chris is to her. He barely voices it, however a common thing he does is bring up negative things about Chris in hopes to deter her from interacting with him. Yeah, he’s controlling. Jordan does get weirded out if, say for example, he brings up a misogynistic remark that Chris said, but she gets over it after a day.
A lot of common interests, they both love Queen! I like to think that if either of them need a smoke they go to eachother since they’re both avid smokers. Smoked weed on the job one time and Wesker had to hose them both down because the office reeked of Alaskan Thunder Fuck.
I think after the Arklay Incident Chris was suspicious of Jordan because of her affiliation with Wesker however this skepticism dies down after he realizes she was also a victim of Wesker’s plans. (cough.. cough. shot.) Alongside this, Jordan vehemently denied knowing anything regarding Wesker’s double life and shared Chris’ intense feelings of resentment and hatred towards the man after Arklay. Chris is sympathetic of Jordan, she felt used and disgusted with herself considering how long she’d been with him, how much of it all was a lie? she fell in love with a facade, a fake constructed persona, hell, did he even love her? spends a lot of his time comforting her and keeping her company because of it.
This sympathy doesn’t last for long though, after Re4 and especially post-Re5 this guy is so sick of her ass for going back to Wesker time after time, he understands Jordan loves him to the point of it being unconditional, which is why she always runs back to him but come onnnn. Girl if you don’t get your ass back here I will smack the shit out of you. Their relationship is definitely strained at this point, tons of resentment between the two. I cover Chris’ feelings about this in this ask.
You guys got a friend where they have a toxic relationship and always go to you for advice but never listen? you tell them the exact same thing every time but don’t go through with it anyway? Yeah that’s Jordan to Chris. She’s the problem here.
"I miss him"
"Shut the fuck up"
They love eachother though.
Jordan thinks Re8 Chris is cute but you will never get this out of her ever especially since she feels guilty about Wesker’s death still. He is rolling over in that volcano everytime that thought crosses her mind. She will never act on this though, widowed Jordan is real.
Friendship scale sat at a 9/10 during Re1. Anything beyond Re4 is extremely strained and sits at a 6/10. Too much resentment.
Jill Valentine:
Uhmmm definitely not as close as Barry and Chris however they are friends, yeah. Her, Jordan and Rebecca stick together at RPD since they’re all women, they try to look out for eachother and talk to one another often. Jordan is definitely close to Jill than she is Rebecca though.
Jordan sees Jill as a bad ass little sister that needs to get her ass whooped sometimes, however Jill doesn’t make Jordan mad to the point of crashing out unlike someone. (Chris) It’s kind of just a mild annoyance like she’ll sigh really heavy if Jill does something stupid.
They definitely gossip a ton though, Jill pulls Jordan aside and rants about whatever is on her mind at the moment, whether it be a guy or something Chris did earlier that day. Literally world’s biggest haters god forbid you wear a terrible outfit around them they are pointing and laughing at you to the point of snorting and wheezing. Brad is a common victim.
She is definitely super sus of Jordan and Wesker and thinks they’re friends with benefits, interrogates Jordan on it regularly and asks her why she’s so close with the Captain. This is a mild accusation though I think Jordan gets flack regularly at the office because of her affiliation with Wesker, a common one is that she “slept to the top hence her position at S.T.A.R.S”
Uhhhmm besides that though I think their friendship is mainly confined to RPD, I don’t think they go out a ton besides the S.T.A.R.S. troupes occasional bar runs. I think either her or Annette would be Jordan’s girl best friends but i’m not sure !
Their friendship is pretty good! I'd say it's around a 7/10
Barry Burton:
These two have the cops from Superbad dynamic. Barry is the Seth Rogan cop and Jordan is the Bill Hader cop. You can't tell me Barry doesn't have the Seth Rogan laugh because he does I mean just look at him. (Jackie and Jordan have this exact same dynamic too)
Cue these two doing donuts in an empty parking lot in their cruiser.
God forbid you catch either of them hungry I think both of them could clear a buffet in like 30 mins tops and they would still be starving. Barry brought her a whole rack of ribs one time while he was barbecuing and it moved her to tears. These two are fat as hell sorry.
Speaking of food I think Barry invites her and their family over when he’s throwing anything, Wesker would rather not but Jordan convinces him every single time. Guy just wants to go home but is forced to be social for hours, I think Barry and the rest of the neighborhood dads kidnap him though and keep Wesker with them, he has no idea what to talk about until cars are brought up and he uses the opportunity to brag about the Porsche he splurged on.
Hands down Jordan’s best friend from S.T.A.R.S. (if we aren’t including Jaiden, Wesker or Silna’s OC, Jackie)
Due to their closeless I think their children are close too. Mainly Junior and Moira, both rebellious little shits who resent their fathers, perfect combo.
Friendship scale sits at a 9/10. Practically family.
Joseph Frost:
Not as close as Jaiden is to him but yeah they’re cool I think.
Honestly I think the Forest, Chris and Joseph trio are all cool with Jordan and Jaiden since all of them are mischievous shitheads who like to cause trouble and have fun while on the job. Jordan doesn’t really join them as often as Jaiden does though. Irons HATES all of them with a passion
“Are you wearing a durag?”
“???? No???”
I think if they got into an argument it’d be the worst thing ever to deal with, both Joseph and Jordan are crashouts due to their temper so they’d 100% be at eachothers throats trying to kill each other. Joseph throws a paper airplane at Jordan’s head, Jordan retaliates by picking up one of the tables in the breakroom and hurling it at the poor guy’s head. Fortunately, Jordan has Wesker to ground her so this doesn’t happen a lot.
Also another reason as to why they never really fought is because they both have that very chipper, humorous and optimistic attitude.
I remember seeing somewhere that his nickname was “Frosty”, I like to think it’s because both Jordan and Joseph’s nicknames were “Joe” within the team so to avoid confusion, Joseph was coined the nickname “Frosty” and Jordan was “Jords”.
6/10 friendship, they're cool with eachother but she flocks more towards the other S.T.A.R.S. members.
Brad Vickers:
Mannnn he is the Family Guy Meg of the friendgroup god bless his soul Jordan thinks it’s funny to make fun of him LMAO
I think she’s like.. okay with him but I don’t think they’re friends, more of acquaintances if anything. Some of the shit he says pisses her off and honestly I don't think he's too fond of her either, she's mean.
I think she’s wayyy more nicer to him than Jaiden is though this guy is a fucking bully. Brad catches strays in every single argument.
Jaiden: “Bro I’m literally prime Michael Jordan like 91 MJ.”
Jordan: “Nah you’re more like Celtics Shaq”
Jaiden: “Shut up, not even, but you know who is? Brad.”
Brad: “Oh
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Poor guy gets peer pressured to do shit. Like hey Brad!! go lick that pile of white dog shit. Or like hey Brad !! eat this handful of 300 mg edibles that’ll leave you seeing demons. This guy is always like what.. why me ??? until money is mentioned and he jumps on the opportunity. Easy 60 dollars.
The making fun of Brad jokes have to be funny though otherwise Jordan is just going to stare at you
Like there’s a point.
She respects the fact that he works such a profession with an attitude like his, the fact that he can overcome his cowardice in order to pull a job off. Not a lot of people can do that.
Friendship sits at like a 5/10, poor guy just wants to live in peace.
BRAVO TEAM
Enrico Marini:
Another guy who’s super sus of Wesker and Jordan’s relationship. Like his feelings towards Chris and Barry, I think he was scared that she’d take his position as second in command as well. One of the few guys that conspired that Jordan “slept her way into S.T.A.R.S.”
Besides that though I think they’re on good terms. They’re acquaintances at most I feel, really the only thing that keeps them together is the fact that they’re both close friends with Barry and are part of the same team.
Okay so I think this guy is half Hispanic (Maybe Ecuador) and half Italian, hence the Marini last name. Just wanted to throw that out there sorry he is not white he has a little bit of spice.
I think they spar often when Wesker isn’t in the office, gee I wonder where he went.
Again, this is another individual where Jaiden would be closer to them rather than Jordan, they mainly just coexist. I like to think Jaiden is Enrico's right hand man and helps keep Enrico's attitude optimistic in such a profession, nobody has a clue as to how Enrico is so patient with this guy.
Friendship scale sits at a 3, their friendship is strictly professional however they're on good terms, he just gets uhh, envious.
Rebecca Chambers:
Oh my sweet baby Rebecca I love you
Definitely calls her “Bex” or “Becca” as nicknames.
They're both basketball lovers so they definitely play every so often, I like to think when they take their 15, these two, Jaiden, and a few other S.T.A.R.S. members join them for a few games of ball. Rebecca is capable of some nasty crossovers, absolute demon on the court.
Jaiden accidentally posterized her so bad to where she fell face first once and the entire team was fuming at him LMAO sorry he will not pass up on the opportunity to flex. Other than that he's like an uncle to her.
Similar to Jaiden, Jordan assumes a motherly role towards Rebecca and feels inclined to look after her, especially since she's so young and naive, she knows people like to take advantage of girls like that, the world is corrupt and she'd rather not have Rebeca be affected by it. Jordan knows how it feels to be creeped on and it's disgusting, if Rebecca was ever a victim to that Jordan wouldn't be able to forgive herself.
Before Alpha Team was dispatched to investigate the Spencer Mansion, I think Jordan was terrified that something would happen to her specifically (Besides worrying about Jaiden), Jaiden and the rest of Bravo are more than capable of protecting themselves, however Rebecca is a medic with not a lot of combat experience, hence her concern.
Friendship scale is at a 6/10! I'd say they're friends yes but not that close.
Richard Aiken:
Again, another guy she's acquintances with at most.
She thinks he's really sweet though, pretty nice guy. Very appreciative of how protective he is over Rebecca as well, we all love Becca here.
Felt really bad for his girlfriend, Bridgette, after his death. Jordan thought their relationship was really sweet and super cute, seeing another woman so heartbroken over their lovers death made her feel worse.
Friendship scale sits at a 3/10, she doesn't really know him but they do have mutual respect.
Edward Dewey:
Okay there's not a lot known about this guy in general so this'll be short.
Jordan calls him "Speddie Eddie" she thinks it's funny LMAO
Since dance is a hobby they both share I think they like to indulge in it their spare-time, I can see this big guy b-boying, yeah. It's not a thing that's done often though.
She thinks he's very sweet! nicest member on S.T.A.R.S. by far, I think he was the first person on Bravo team she befriended because of it.
Friendship is 5/10. Sweet guy, but he's just an acquaintance.
Forest Speyer:
This fucking guy
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Out of all her homeboys he pisses her off the most by far but I think besides Chris and Barry, Forest's one of her favourites. I like to think he's the worst out of the Chris, Joseph and Forest trio I mean just look at him.
This guy is sooo fucking cocky oh my god, they hangout at the shooting range pretty often because that's literally the only thing Forest is willing to do because he's so good at it. Rubs it in Jordan's face everytime, pretty sizeable ratio going 34-20.
She has to call Chris over to humble him every single time
Him and Jaiden's combined ego is horrible they are both extremely insufferable.
I have a feeling this guy is extremely funny though, like snorting and wheezing levels, humour is a characteristic that Jordan loves so I think that's what draws these two together. Common interests in general like tattoos, I think they both like Ed Hardy.
Friendship scale is around uhmm probably like a 7-8/10. They're pretty friendly with one another and she thinks his cocky attitude is a bit charming, albeit annoying.
Kenneth J. Sullivan:
Ehhh
Not that close but this guy is cool
He seems really nonchalant I think she'd go to him for advice and wisdom considering he's the oldest S.T.A.R.S. member
Ball-ups with him are insane he will drop the deepest statement/speech ever and then act like everything is normal.
Okay considering Jordan's a Filipino and one of our martial arts is knife fighting (One of his strengths) I think they'd spar together often so she could hone her skill since she's kinda meh at it. Helps her with posture and getting accustomed to the ice-pick grip.
Kind of hard on her, he's a perfectionist.
Friendship scale is like uhmm, a 4/10. They're cool but they wouldn't go out of their way to seek eachother out
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skreebs · 2 years ago
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Happy “Tetchou got 2-3 seconds of screen time” day!!
Anyway Jouno has ADHD and heres a longass rant on why I think that
(Obviously this is a headcanon but hear me out!!!!!)
Almost every time we see Jouno he is always doing something with his hands wether this be gesturing, holding something, or fidgeting with an object (example: when he was peeling a pear in Kunikida’s cell thing) and in the same scene we also see Jouno apparently unable to sit still in his seat in the manga due to him repeatedly crossing and uncrossing his legs in his chair
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Another reason I think this is because of possible time blindness. When we first see Jouno show up to the Hunting Dogs group thing where they smash into the ground, Fukuchi comments on Jouno arriving before him. This is because he had to go arrest Dazai so obviously he’s “here” in Yokohama early, but also this kind of makes me think he was just standing there waiting for a while. I’m likely reading too deep into it, but Fukuchi probably wouldn’t say that Jouno had gotten here before him when he knew that’d clearly be the case. In my mind it reads as Jouno arrived at the meeting spot early. How Fukuchi would know this? No clue! But also he’s Fukuchi so he probably knows everything.
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Another reason I have would be RSD (Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria)
This one is definitely reaching a little bit but bare with me.
I think Jouno experiences RSD, not in the way of “oh I hate myself I messed up on something” but instead in the way of “shut the fuck up you dont know what youre talking about dont criticize me.” Which is honestly how I experience it sometimes as well LMAO but he does seem very focused on the fact of personally being the best Hunting Dog and appears to take quite a bit of offense whenever Tetchou reprimands him for his behaviour.
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Last reason I can squeeze out before my brain turns into goo is overstimulation. Jouno is known very heavily for his heightened senses and people with ADHD are very prone to overstimulation. It would make a lot of sense for something like this to happen to Jouno. Obviously he wouldn’t be able to openly show this at work or have a breakdown at work (if he did he would likely go to a secluded area to calm down) but its very likely that he’s experienced many overstimulated breakdowns or shut downs during his life once his senses became so insane.
I could go on about this for hours but now I have to tag all of this and pass the hell out. Unsurprisingly my own time blindness has gotten the better of me (I started this at 2 am and it is currently 5 am)
DO I EVEN NEED THIS MANY TAGS IDK HOW THIS WORKS
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glamsmine · 1 month ago
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VERY short excerpt from a fic idea I've been working on:
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You are the big secret that Rex has been keeping from his girlfriend of two years.
I'm still working out the kinks.
Thoughts?
"What was that Rex?" She said in that soft voice of hers with a small smile, the kind that looked endearing paired with her knitted brows that were coiled up in anticipation.
"My dad's dead." He said plainly. Her hand dropped the spoon in her hand, spilling what little cereal it had as it met the table in a hard clink.
"Oh Rex, I'm sorry-" She started with condolences ready on her tongue.
"Its fine. You don't have to feel sorry, that wasn't what I meant so say. I have a sister actually. Probably should’ve led with that instead of with the dead father line." He nervously chuckled, saying everything in one breath as if it didn't affect him. Rae was still trying to process the sudden reveal of his father's supposed passing.
And that's it lmao.
I have more written but I wonder if anyone would even be interested in reading something like this? I've been brewing a LOT of sister!reader fics for the invicible fandom this past month but they're still works in progress and this is the only one im rly interested in getting some feedback on as a concept.😅
Ik my writing isn't all that good, it's decent but not at the level I want it to be at yet.
Planning on maybe just making headcanon posts to warm up to writing more frequently. But who knows.
Also I have no idea how to format fics on here. Everyone just seems to do their own thing but there's this general look fics on here have that I wanna try out making so that it's obvious it's writing drabbles and stuff instead of just going all in with blocks of text like I previously have. Yikes past me😬😔😭
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m-musings · 1 year ago
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Headcanons: Din Djarin and the 5 Love Languages
A/N: the format of this one is gonna be different than the other love language posts since it's just one character instead of multiple but it should still work.
Word Count:762 Warnings/Other Notes: no warnings but this shit is cheesy as fuck lmao
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To any outside parties, Din may seem like an ice cold killer without remorse, but to those who are truly close him, he is a man with a loving soul. To those select few, especially his chosen partner, He shows that love in many different ways.
Words Of Affirmation:
While Din isn't the most talkative person in the galaxy, he knows what the value of words is to some people.
If he sees you doing well at something you've been working at for a while, he is sure to encourage you with a smile hinted at in his voice.
When you're feeling down and need some reassurance, Din's right beside you, telling you how proud he is of your accomplishments and how honored he feels to get to be in a relationship with you in an attempt to make you feel a bit better.
And when Din is away from you for one reason or another, he's always sure to send you a message on your commlink so the two of you can check in on each other when needed.
Even if Din has a harder time than most others articulating how he feels, just know that he is always thinking of the right things to say to you to let you know he cares.
Acts of Service:
Due to his past as the renowned bounty hunter, Din shows his love and respect the best when doing tasks for others.
You need something from the market in Nevarro City? He's offering to get it for you! Tired after being up all night with a sick Grogu? Go take a well deserved nap, he's got things from here.
If you were the one sick in any way, he would drop everything to nurse you back to health and if someone were to hurt you on purpose? May the universe have mercy on them because Din's hunting them down with a furious expression hidden beneath his helmet.
He'll even do little things for you, like helping you put on a piece of armor or carry a supply pack for you.
Anything you need, he'll get it or do it for you as soon as he's able just to see you happy.
Physical Touch:
Even though it may not seem like it when you first meet him, Din is a sucker for any of romantic touch.
At the beginning of your relationship, he of course won't take his helmet off in front of you but once he does, you can expect a kiss from him the first moment he sees you in the morning.
When out and about, he's got a hand on your back or shoulder, using guiding you around as an excuse to hold you for a moment.
Din isn't a huge fan of PDA but won't mind if you or Grogu hug him for a short while, even if it makes him a little less intimidating to others.
And when you two get home that night, be prepared to get cuddled the shit out of until morning light, because his ass is NOT letting you go.
Gift Giving:
While gift giving is a little more rare with Din, he still loves to see the way your face lights up when he gives you a present.
The majority of gifts he gets for you are small but meaningful, like your favorite food or a pretty item you liked in passing.
On the occasion that he gets you something grand, you can tell that he put a lot of effort and time into getting it for you.
Din adores seeing the excited expression you get when receiving something that you had been wanting for some time.
And if you get him something in return, he cherishes it almost as much as he cherishes you yourself.
Quality Time:
Time spent with loved ones is extremely important to Din. After a life full of chaos, he enjoys being able to spend a few quiet moments with his family.
Once he gets the house on Nevarro, some of his favorite days are spent watching you and Grogu play around the small frog pond.
If you and Din ever want a day to go do something by yourselves, Peli is happy to come and babysit while you enjoy some alone time.
After a stressful day, all Din wants to do is be with you, eating a warm meal as you recall something funny that Grogu did while you were running errands.
And when push comes to shove, you don't have to be right next to each other, Din just likes being in the company of someone as wonderful as you.
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axerocknroll · 2 years ago
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My thoughts on the triple header:
I don’t even know where to begin, I think we all got overdosed by lestappen content in the last three weeks. Starting with Charles’ Pole in Austin and with him and Max talking before doing their interviews and clicking the picture for the top three in qualifying. 
Mexico was a total banger with lestappen being posted and mentioned on RBR socials, F1 socials, Max’s inchident tiktok (that man knows it by heart, obsessed he is). And we also got lestappen podium. The smiles they had on their faces during that podium. 
Brazil qualification, fantastic (although extremely chaotic!)
Lestappen P1-2 and not to forget, Charles’ Austin 2022 sunset lap finally got a parallel, with Max’s Brazil 2023 storm lap (he was sunshine, I was midnight rain- these two are so Taylor coded). And the post qualification debrief? All that chit-chatting, Max ignoring the interviewer cause he was busy talking with Charles. Charles after finishing his interview, immediately walking towards Max, who was literally staring at him and not to forget that when Max was getting interviewed, Charles was just three feet away from him. Charles reaching out for Max’s waist during the top three qualification picture?? I can’t believe Charles initiated it this time. Poor Lance though, he now understands what third-wheeling is. Let’s all welcome to the third-wheel group with Checo, Lewis, Carlos, Lando and whoever else has faced it. 
RBR having Charles’ data on their pitwall? What is going on? Lestappen being mentioned on F1 official page again? Ferrari posting the inchident meme on their socials. MAX CALLING CHARLES, “CHARLIE?” I always knew that Max is the typa guy to call Charles, “Charlie!” It’s one of my headcanons. “Charlie, I have some space for you,” this is gonna be ingrained in my brain forever.
Also, when Charles came in the top three for sprint in Austin (I think), Max had his arm wrapped around Charles’ waist and today when Lando and Checo were in the top three, Max held his trophy instead of resting his arms around them. SUS IF YOU ASK ME. 
Now, as a Charles fan first and foremost, this triple header was not at all good. The disqualification cause of the plank issues, FUCK YOU FERRARI. The only good thing out of the disqualification was the rise of 1644 nation. I absolutely love the development in their relationship. With the collaborative post and with Charles’ weird ass blue filter on it too. Lmao. And then the picture of Lewis took of Charles in Mexico, WHICH HE POSTED ON HIS MEXICO DUMP. Insane! And Charles even said that him and lewis have to definitely play chess together someday. I’m gonna cry, I like need a pic or video biblically of that.  
And now the booing that Charles faced in Mexico, absolutely disgusted by that behaviour. It was not Charles’ fault. He didn’t deserve the booing. He couldn’t even celebrate it properly on the podium. 
And Brazil today, did I mention, FUCK YOU FERRARI?? I’m literally one more vein popping away before I fly to Maranello, Italy and stab the people responsible for today’s disaster. What has Charles ever done to you? For him to receive this sort of treatment? Honestly, half of their team should be fired, ASAP. 
Out on formation lap is just embarrassing from Ferrari’s side, why the fuck didn’t they check the car?? “We’re checking” is not a good answer. 
I’m literally writing an email to Piero Ferrari after this rant. Strict action has to be taken at Scuderia Ferrari, starting with firing Xavi and everyone who created sf-23. I don’t give fucks at this moment. Happy to know that Charles has stopped wearing those ugly ass fuck red quail pants though. I’m loving him in the non-ferrari merch. 
I am happy that we only have two more races with this tacky, ugly, motherfucking, shit ass of a car. BURN SF-23 after Abu Dhabi. 
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fraudulent-cheese · 1 year ago
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heatherra, dashawn, scottney
Ok dang, three interesting ones! Im gonna do these in the ship ask game format because fuck it we ball
Heatherra - don't ship it
Why don’t you ship it? IM SO SORRY I TRIEDDD MAN I TRIED SO HARDD i know about the fuckin "boyfriends come and go but girlfriends are forever" line and the idea of Sierra going from not liking her at all to being Heather's ultimate supporter is a neat idea but it just. Never clicked. That and the content about them doesn't tend to grab me. (doesn't help that i haven't watched WT yet and i don't have the time or motivation to commit to a full watch)
What would have made you like it? Idfk!!! Alot of Heather ships just don't click with me in general (like i either prefer them as friends or just. don't fucking get it), and canon Sierra is. a problem. give her therapy and then i'll consider it
also uhh im attached to the aroace Heather + aro Sierra headcanons too much oops
Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? I actually see where you guys are coming from at least! The fanart's great and they definitly work for me in some cases.
Dashawn - ship it
What made you ship it? I'll be real, @noahtally-famous's fics about these boys did. I love how they write them!!! They both have issues and are pretty opposite and their relationship 100% needs major amounts of compromise to work but damn they'd be cute i think
What are your favorite things about the ship? As i said, the opposites attract aspect here is pretty strong; Shawn is a survivalist who can hop from tree to tree, Dave looks like he spends 2 hours at most in the sun. Shawn could probably dive into a dumpster and be completely fine afterwards, Dave has a panic attack about grease on his hands. They do have some things in common: namely that they're both really weird. Only one is aware of it. Pretty funny to me.
Dave could probably calm Shawn down if he's panicking about zombies and Shawn can wash the dishes for Dave in return :D
Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? There are like 5 shippers i don't even know people's general opinion on this ship??? so instead just have this image because i think it's cute
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Scottney - Don't ship it
Why don’t you ship it? I'll be real, it's just because i only like them as like. Fun stupid drama. That fucking clip of Scott eating dirt and asking if Courtney would cheat on him is peak comedy to me. comic relief straights. (it's a lesbian and a gay man)
What would have made you like it? Uhhhh nothing? lmao i already like them i just don't ship them haha
Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? They're really funny to me. Honestly this template's biggest issue is that it assumes you don't like the ship at all if you don't ship it lmao
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just-a-floofy-catt · 4 months ago
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Hello!!!!!
Im so so sorry about such a late response, ive just been a bit busy and wanted to make sure i gave your writing the time and attention it deserves TwT
(And my response took a while to write and format lmao)
I think because i made art for the event, and am primarily an artist, for some reason i was subconsciously convinced that i would recieve art and not writing???
Which might be a little silly but i guess it just didn't cross my mind that it was equally as likely for me to recieve either.
So i cannot even EXPRESS how excited i was when i saw that you wrote something XD
5000 whole words????
5000??????????
For ME????????
AND THERES ACCOMPANYING ART TOO???????????
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Im gonna be so real with you, i lowkey almost cried XD
Especially because it was based on one of my favourite fluffy headcanons.
I was so excited and happy
Thoughts i wrote whilst reading -
"They all had been happy after a little while when he had taken Sun to see them during one of their rehearsals, but that didn't mean that they were necessarily looking to spend more time with him. At least, that had been what he'd thought."
A SEQUEL???? OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAZTOXYOFOHF
" Sun was sweet, he was so good with the children, and he was adorable in the way that he saw the good in people. Moon had been so worried that after everything that had happened that Sun would hate him, but in the end it wasn't something that he'd had to worry about at all.  "
Aww baby 😭😭
Ough i always adore the portrayal of when Moon kind of sees himself atleast a little bit as the monster everyone says he is and thinks he doesnt deserve forgiveness or love, but is positively enamoured with Sun and believes hes way too good for him.
It tears my heart to shreds, but its always worth it to see Sunny show him that he IS loveable and IS worth his time and affection.
Im just gonna stop myself right here because i WILL go on for ages XD
" So instead he waited until Sun was busy and he was able to slip away to start making paper roses in the days leading up to what he had arranged.It was a little tricky hiding them from Sun, but it helped that sun couldn't climb the walls. He could hide them in the ceiling tiles, where Sun never checked. Moon definitely didn't have a secret stash of little trinkets and stolen things up there that he didn't want his counterpart to know about... His paper roses weren't very good in the beginning, and he definitely wished that he had Sun's patience as he crumpled attempt after attempt while following tutorials from the internet that he played over and over again in his head until he finally had some presentable ones. And then after some more tries, some good ones. "
MOON
YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭😭
Just him putting in the effort to try and show Sun how much he cares about him and pushing past frustration and lack of patience to do it. I CANNTT MAN OMG 😭😭😭
Also hiding things in the ceiling like the little gremlin he is XD
" My Drop of Sun-shine, the roses aren't your only gift. You remember your outfit to meet the Glams? Put that on and meet me in the theater when you're ready, I have a surprise for you.
- Moon "
BRO IM GONNA PASS AWAY
IM SO EXCITED OMG
THIS IS GONNA BE SO CUTE
MOON YOURE SO SWEET 😭😭😭
" He wasn't dressed any differently than normal save for a bowtie that an assistant had brought him jokingly that had a magnet hot-glued to the back of it to stick to him. He wasn't sure that it wasn't too silly, but he was confident that Sun would get a kick out of it whether he genuinely liked it or it just made him laugh. "
BOWTIE
OH HIS LITTLE BOWTIE
Suns gonna absolutely adore the whimsy omg
" Sure enough Sun burst through the door with more enthusiasm than was strictly necessary, his grin wild and eyes bright. It turned the smile on Moon's face soft and fond to see him like that, there was just no way to avoid being absolutely enamored with his celestial mirror. "Hi," he greeted. "
DUDE THE FLUFF HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY NAILED OMG IM GONNA SOB
I love when theyre so in love 😭
" "Moonie! Did you make those flowers yourself? And the card?" Sun pulled back enough to look at him, and if they were human Moon would wonder if the grin stretched so wide on his face would hurt his cheeks. Luckily they weren't human, but Moon reached up to pinch a cheek on him anyway. Sun shook him off with a little laugh, then pulled back from him more. "Oh stars, are you wearing a tie?" His laugh grew, though he covered his mouth with one hand like that would muffle the sound. Like Moon would ever even want it to. "Where- where did you even get that?" "
Ough.... they just appreciate eachother so much.... đŸ„ș
" He even managed to make himself fake shoulder pads like some of them had, and Moon suspected that there were more magnets being utilized to keep them in place since he didn't actually see a tie around his neck for them. "Strike a pose." Sun did, pretending to be caught mid guitar riff. "Perfect. Like a real Glamrock."
While Sun didn't say anything to that Moon could easily feel the breeze that accompanied the quick few spins of his rays, one of his cutest happy little tells. His small pleased smile that he tried to hide also helped to read how the compliment affected him. "
THE SHOULDER PADS 😭😭
Oh hes so so cute....
The little ray spins too!!!!!! AGH!!!
I love it when his rays do happy spins....
" But Sun and Moon both had ones in there, on top of the main crew that Sun so idolized. Moon wouldn’t be surprised if Sun had managed to keep one card of each of the main four for himself. "
HE SO WOULD!!!! đŸ„șđŸ„ș
He collects any and all merch of them he can get his hands on.
Which isnt much, since really theyre not allowed to have much of anything at all for themselves. Honestly that would just make him cherish it all the more though.
" The soft neon glow of the atrium was a welcome reprieve to Moon’s eyes after the harsh light of the daycare halls and the elevator, and in his opinion Sun positively glowed in the blues and purples. He might have been biased in thinking that blue looked good on him, though. "
OUGH
Moon just admiring him...
I cant
😭😭
And yes it may be a tad biased... but thats okay XD
" Expressions ranging from happy smiles to teasing grins greeted them back. Chica came up to the edge of the stage, mirroring Sun's enthusiasm. No one else seemed surprised that it was those two who were the ones practically jumping in place. "Hiya, Lemondrop!" Using the strap of her guitar to keep it steady she moved the instrument behind her so that she could comfortably crouch down to get closer to Sun's height. "We made an exception tonight. There was a special request." She looked over Sun's shoulder at Moon and gave him a very obvious wink. "
CHICA XDDD
Omg i love her and Sun as a duo so much
Theyre so underrated together
They bounce off eachothers positivity and energy so well XD
I absolutely adore her being so enthusiastic to see her new bestie again....
" It was hard not to laugh harder at that and he squeezed Sun's hands again but harder this time. "You say that, but they're waiting for you and you're dressed for the part." He grunted as Sun threw himself against him and wrapped his arms around his shoulders with an ecstatic cry. He stumbled back a step in surprise but recovered quickly enough and pressed his cheek against Sun's before nuzzling into him, enjoying the tickle of the mostly-retracted rays that accommodated his closeness. Sun was nearly vibrating against him with his excitement and that was just even more proof that Moon had made the right call in planning this for him for their Valentine's night. He looked up after a minute and after catching the looks that they were getting from the group he played an audio file of a throat clearing and tried to backoff a little, though Sun wasn't letting him go just yet. "
SOBBING
SOBBING
ON THE FLOOR SOBBING
OMG
😭😭😭
MOON YOU JUST MADE HIS ENTIRE YEAR
Again, theyre just so toothrottingly sweet 😭😭💙💛
" With very obvious reluctance Sun did eventually let go when Moon gave him a few pats on the back, but not before he left a kiss on Moon's cheek. "Just you wait until later, mister," he whispered just between the two of them. Then he was completely detached from Moon and bouncing up towards the stage. "
WAIT
SUNNY WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED???? 👀👀👀👀
I'm so curious what hes got for Moon now XD
I imagine that no matter what it is he'll adore it though.
" He wondered if the Glams realized just how ecstatic he really was. Obviously he knew what every single twitch meant in his partner, but he would hope so given how much time they spent together and just how carefully Moon studied Sun when he was sure that Sun wasn't paying any attention. Even when he was sometimes, though Sun tended to fluster easily in those moments. "
They know eachother so well....
Its because really theyve been through the worst of the worst together and spent so much time so incredibly close.
But now it massively benefits their relationship and its just so so lovely.
And the fact Moon practically studies him????
Again, hes just so enamoured XD
Id bet Sun does the same thing sometimes, though.
I just love it when they care so much, man 😭😭
" To say that Moon was enraptured by the performance wouldn’t do it justice. Sun was visibly a little nervous but happy up there on stage with the eyes of his heroes and his partner on him but the longer the first song went on the more he came out of his shell. After the first song Monty came up to clap him on his shoulder pad and shouted encouragement while Chica played the opening riff to their next song. Sun looked like he would have been absolutely breathless if they had needed to breathe, Moon was sure that his fans had to be working in overdrive to keep him cool and not just from the heat of the lights. "
EVERYTHING
JUST
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
The glams being so encouraging, Moon being so smitten and invested, Sunny having the time of his life
AAAAAAA
" By the time they had worked most of the way through the list that Moon had made, Sun was hamming it up on stage like he had an audience, like he’d been made for this. Perhaps it was a bit of their old theater programming and personality pieces that hadn’t been completely deleted or suppressed. Dressed as he was and floating between the multicolored stage lights as he was, he looked completely in his element and confident in a way that he sometimes lacked. It didn’t appear that he was brave enough to get too close to the Glamrocks but there were times when he approached them, stood back-to-back with Chica without coming into contact, half-faced Freddy who mirrored the pose while they sang together. Nothing at all could have made Moon happier than seeing Sun have so much fun up there with his idols. "
I can literally SEE this in my head and ITS DRIVING ME INSANE
IM HYPED
IM SO HAPPY THEYRE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME
Sun actually feeling confident when its often something he struggles with from always being put down and pushed to the side is ENDING me omg
Its so so real
" "Really, though. You were great up there, you should sing more in the daycare even if it’s just after hours.”
”I could say the same to you! You have a great voice, you should let more people hear you sing!” Sun put his hands on his hips and leaned forward into Moon’s personal bubble. "
DUET DUET DUET DUET!!!!!
They should totally do a sweet little romantic duet in the future....
Sun, youre so right though, Moon needs to get his ass on that stage, his voice is beautiful. AND HE DESERVES TO BE PRAISED FOR IT!!! >:3
" "Aw, I didn't know you sang for the kids! That's adorable, I bet it puts them out like a light, you seem like you'd have a good crooner voice."
Moon was never more tempted to pull his hat down to hide his face in his life.
"He does!" Sun piped up in the absence of Moon saying anything. "He tries to say that he's not really built for singing and that it's his music box-" Chica's beak moved to incredulously mouth 'music box' with a glint in her eyes after Sun without interrupting him- "but he can sing to it, so he's definitely just being modest." "
YESSS BURY HIM IN COMPLIMENTS!!!!! XD
Moon not being able to handle compliments or praise and getting flustered over it is something i always like to see. Idk it just feels right to me.
Poor guy has TERRIBLE self esteem even if he doesnt always show it
" The trip back was quiet but it was a very comfortable and content brand of quiet. It was something that neither of them felt the need to break until they were all the way back into their room, just basking in each other's company while the ambient music of the 'plex gave them a soundtrack to the walk back. Their hands stayed joined the entire time just as they had been on the way there, a tender mirroring to wrap their evening up. "
This is so so simple but fills me with so much joy
Just them enjoying eachothers prescence
" He laughed, checking to see if Sun was ready for him to turn around before he did so and pulled him into a hug. "It's not a competition, Sunny. I wanted to make you happy, and I love what you did for me. That's what matters, right?"
The look that Sun gave him was one of someone who was melting under the sweetness of the moment but still wasn't entirely mollified. "... Fine. But you better be ready. Next year I'm going to knock your socks off."
"Good luck, I don't wear any." Moon snickered at the blustering annoyance that he was hit with for that and managed to pin Sun's arms to his sides when he started to struggle in his hold. "C'mon, bedtime. You were getting close to falling asleep in front of your heroes again."
So sweet and oh so silly TwT 💛💙
Moon better start wearing some socks...
"Sun shuddered and breathed out a quick "jerk" before he relaxed back against Moon. "Will you sing for me for a little while? Just until I fall asleep?" "
PLEASEEEE OMG 😭😭
" The question was just too sweet, Moon never stood a chance in being able to refuse it. He chuckled and shuffled around so that he was half sitting up and could hold Sun against his chest. "Of course, just for you." When he leaned to press a kiss to the top of Sun's head he was intercepted, instead meeting Sun's lips. He melted instantly, holding the gentle kiss for as long as Sun let him before Sun slowly put a small amount of distance between them. It was a disgustingly domestic moment of intimacy, staring at Sun after that simple, treasured kiss. There was nothing on this world that Moon would have traded it for. "
DISGUSTINGLY DOMESTIC IS RIGHT
XD
But its absolutely perfect
" He didn't bother to pay any attention to how long they stayed like that until Sun settled against his chest and this time allowed Moon to press an affectionate kiss to the top of his faceplate without interruption. "Will you sing my favorite one?" he asked sleepily.
"As if you had to ask, morning star." "
OH THATS JUST THE PERFECT ENDING 😭😭đŸ„șđŸ„ș💛💙💛💙
My favourite sillies in love....
Oh i enjoyed this so SO much
Its everything i couldve wanted and more TwT
Its domestic, fluffy and sweet, and all the little details in their behaviours are so lovely.
And the art is so so wonderful too!!
He looks so adorable in his lil glamrock fit :3
Im IMMENSELY greatful to have recieved this and will in fact be coming back to read it every so often
Thank you so much !!!!!
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(And i do have an ao3 but i prefer to keep it separate to everything else. But feel free to post it there still ^^ if you really want to, you can just mention my tumblr, but i dont mind at all)
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@just-a-floofy-catt I was your secret valentine! so sorry for the wait, I loved the idea of your glamrock adoring sun so I hope that I did the au justice! (do you have an ao3 handle? I can add it there too)
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Moon expected that there would be a lot moregoing into this arrangement for Sun.
In the end, it was actually pretty simple: his discussion with the Glamrocks in private while he was out on a patrol one night was very fruitful, everyone seemed to like the idea.
That hadn't been something that Moon had expected, really. They all had been happy after a little while when he had taken Sun to see them during one of their rehearsals, but that didn't mean that they were necessarily looking to spend more time with him. At least, that had been what he'd thought.
He was perfectly aware of the reputation that both he and Sun had around the 'plex. He was scary, creepy, and painted into such a cartoonish monster who was cranky and libel to snap that he was just unapproachable in general, and Sun was said to be an anxious, loud, and overbearing mess. Neither of those were the case at all, but that didn't mean that people saw that.
Sun was sweet, he was so good with the children, and he was adorable in the way that he saw the good in people. Moon had been so worried that after everything that had happened that Sun would hate him, but in the end it wasn't something that he'd had to worry about at all. 
Sure, there was a lot for them to talk about, and there were conversations that they still sometimes had to have to address what had happened the night the little kid had been running around the pizzaplex with many of the animatronics, himself included, out for blood. It was hard, getting over these things, but Sun- with his almost infinite patience and understanding- was always there when Moon's progress in coming back from all that reached a snag that almost set him back a few steps.
He'd had to shake off that thinking after having his talk, though. That wasn't what he needed to concentrate on, what he wanted to. He was going to do something for his Sunny, something that was going to have him on cloud nine for ages to come, he hoped. He deserved it.
And it was the season to express one's love, after all.
There wasn't anything that either of them could do with chocolates, seeing as they didn't have the function to eat like Chica did, and Moon briefly considered flowers before he came to the realization that he didn't really have a way to get ahold of any; it wasn't like he could ask one of the daycare assistants or night guards to pay for and bring him something to get for Sun on top of what he had planned, to sweeten the deal.
So instead he waited until Sun was busy and he was able to slip away to start making paper roses in the days leading up to what he had arranged.It was a little tricky hiding them from Sun, but it helped that sun couldn't climb the walls. He could hide them in the ceiling tiles, where Sun never checked. Moon definitely didn't have a secret stash of little trinkets and stolen things up there that he didn't want his counterpart to know about... His paper roses weren't very good in the beginning, and he definitely wished that he had Sun's patience as he crumpled attempt after attempt while following tutorials from the internet that he played over and over again in his head until he finally had some presentable ones. And then after some more tries, some good ones.
So he was confident that Sun would like the ones that he left waiting in a giant bundle alongside a handmade card on the table in their room, along with a little paper of words that he didn't want to include on the card that he already knew Sun would save. He was sentimental that way.
My Drop of Sun-shine, the roses aren't your only gift. You remember your outfit to meet the Glams? Put that on and meet me in the theater when you're ready, I have a surprise for you. - Moon
Moon ducked out of their room and crawled along the ceiling- purely because he could and he liked to for the fun of it- and let himself out of their hidden door to skitter his way to the floor outside of it. He wasn't dressed any differently than normal save for a bowtie that an assistant had brought him jokingly that had a magnet hot-glued to the back of it to stick to him. He wasn't sure that it wasn't too silly, but he was confident that Sun would get a kick out of it whether he genuinely liked it or it just made him laugh.
He waited patiently slouched against the wall for his Other, aware that Sun would already have been up in their room by now with the cleaning done. That and even if he wasn't aware of how much time he had to wait just from Sun's routine, the heavily muffled sound when Sun found the yellow and blue paper roses definitely gave away that he'd found the little spread on the table. Moon snickered quietly to himself and hummed a low and slow tune while he gave Sun time to read the card, possibly fawn over it a little, and then read the small note to the side and hurry off to get himself changed.
When he heard excited footsteps approaching down the long L-shaped hall he stood up in an actual straight posture instead of his normal slouch outside of the radius of the door so that when it was thrown open he was in no danger of being hit.
Sure enough Sun burst through the door with more enthusiasm than was strictly necessary, his grin wild and eyes bright. It turned the smile on Moon's face soft and fond to see him like that, there was just no way to avoid being absolutely enamored with his celestial mirror. "Hi," he greeted.
Arms were around his neck and a chest crashed into his before he had a chance to dodge the oncoming hug, even if only just to pull back enough to soften the momentum. He didn't actually mind. Sun held him tight and Moon could feel the way that he was practically giddy with excitement. As always with Sun, it was nearly palpable. Moon hugged him back with arms wrapped low on his torso.
"Moonie! Did you make those flowers yourself? And the card?" Sun pulled back enough to look at him, and if they were human Moon would wonder if the grin stretched so wide on his face would hurt his cheeks. Luckily they weren't human, but Moon reached up to pinch a cheek on him anyway. Sun shook him off with a little laugh, then pulled back from him more. "Oh stars, are you wearing a tie?" His laugh grew, though he covered his mouth with one hand like that would muffle the sound. Like Moon would ever even want it to. "Where- where did you even get that?"
"Does it matter?" He reached up to straighten it after the assault on his person and tried to put up a playful air of dignity that a smirk he couldn't fight definitely ruined. "I happen to think I look handsome."
"You do! I didn't say that you didn't!" Sun's giggles calmed as he reached up to gently brush Moon's fingers aside so that he could actually get the bow straight and Moon tried hard to pretend that even the little touch affected him. He was never over those small moments of contact, let alone the large ones like that hug. "How do I look?"
Moon made a circular motion with one finger and Sun did a slow twirl for him as silently directed. He was dressed in pants other than their usual poofy attire with shoes to match the more 'rock star' look, with various other things he'd seen that the Glams had, like studded bands and piercings that were magnetic for him, since his rays were not actually pierced and neither of them wanted to do that. 
He even managed to make himself fake shoulder pads like some of them had, and Moon suspected that there were more magnets being utilized to keep them in place since he didn't actually see a tie around his neck for them. "Strike a pose." Sun did, pretending to be caught mid guitar riff. "Perfect. Like a real Glamrock."
While Sun didn't say anything to that Moon could easily feel the breeze that accompanied the quick few spins of his rays, one of his cutest happy little tells. His small pleased smile that he tried to hide also helped to read how the compliment affected him.
"Come on, are you ready for your surprise?" Moon held his hand out and squeezed gently at the fingers that eagerly laced with his.
"Of course!" Sun fell in step beside him as Moon started to lead the two of them out of the theater and towards the main atrium elevator outside of the daycare area. "But you really didn't have to do anything else for me besides the roses, Moonpie. Those and the card were more than enough."
Never one to resist a chance to tease him, he smiled cheekily. "Oh, so we can turn around and go cuddle up while we charge until my rounds?"
Sun's hold on his hand tightened. "No, no, no! I mean, there's no need to waste the surprise that you went to the trouble to set up!"
He chuckled, a deep rumble that he knew Sun liked when they were up close to each other. "Then I guess I really did have to, didn't I?" It was going to be worth it, he was so sure of it.
Idle chit-chat about the day with the kids filled the time that it took to get to the atrium from there. While he had been there for a lot of it, though usually with a different bunch of the kids than Sun, he still listened to him go on about the games that they played and the Valentine’s cards and candies that had been exchanged between their charges that day. Of course Sun also had little cards for them that he completed on the sly after the last child was checked in so he had a complete mental roster for names; just the cheap and brand-appropriate kind like the kid’s Parents bought from big stores by the box load. But Sun and Moon both had ones in there, on top of the main crew that Sun so idolized. Moon wouldn’t be surprised if Sun had managed to keep one card of each of the main four for himself.
The soft neon glow of the atrium was a welcome reprieve to Moon’s eyes after the harsh light of the daycare halls and the elevator, and in his opinion Sun positively glowed in the blues and purples. He might have been biased in thinking that blue looked good on him, though. Sun’s attention flitted around them at the colors and sounds of the space and all the different decor. It seemed that the novelty of it was yet to wear off, but that was fair given that he had been stuck inside the daycare without system permissions to leave for so long. Everything about the rest of the giant ‘plex was bound to stay new and exciting for a while and Moon couldn’t blame him one bit. He would have gone stir crazy being trapped in their space, it was a wonder to him that Sun never had. He always actually seemed nervous and a few hairs short of overwhelmed as he was getting used to it, really.
At the end of the giant open hall they started their approach to the stage and Moon could feel the moment that Sun realized that the Glamrocks were standing up there, instruments in hand for those who played, by the way that he started to pull on their joined hands as his pace increased and there was a swinging little skip to his step. Moon stifled his laughter and allowed himself to be hurried along. It was adorable to see that his counterpart was so quietly excited, or at least he was quiet about it up until they were within earshot of the stars of the 'plex.
"Hi!" He greeted loudly as he tugged Moon to jog the last few steps to get close to the base of the stage, who grumbled good-naturedly at the treatment. "What are you all doing? I thought that there weren't any practices happening today!"
Expressions ranging from happy smiles to teasing grins greeted them back. Chica came up to the edge of the stage, mirroring Sun's enthusiasm. No one else seemed surprised that it was those two who were the ones practically jumping in place. "Hiya, Lemondrop!" Using the strap of her guitar to keep it steady she moved the instrument behind her so that she could comfortably crouch down to get closer to Sun's height. "We made an exception tonight. There was a special request." She looked over Sun's shoulder at Moon and gave him a very obvious wink.
He rolled his eyes in return with a very theatrical open-mouthed scowl. "Subtle," he muttered, though Chica would hear him this close up— their audio processors were built well enough that despite the loud music that blasted them daily, they could hear far better than a human could. She just giggled at him without an ounce of remorse.
In that time that Moon had been watching her Sun had turned around and was looking at him with a slightly confused look, his head tilted a little to the side. He could almost see an added shine to them, like Sun was some sort of puppy trying his hardest to root out what the obvious thing meant. Moon's fake annoyance melted and he pulled Sun closer to him by their joined hands. "Surprise."
Sun glanced back over his shoulder at the Glamrocks, of which only Freddy was pretending to do something other than watch them interact. Chica had her chin in both of her hands while she listened to them and watched them closely, Roxy was next to Monty while the both of them didn't look particularly entertained, yet their attention didn't waver despite their act. None of them gave him any indication about what Moon was talking about though, so he was left turning back to Moon just as his other hand was taken so that Moon was gently holding onto the both of them.
"You asked them to perform on their night off?" he guessed.
That made Moon chuckle. "No. Well, yes." He knew that his expression was softer than he was generally comfortable with other people seeing on him as he looked at the sunny animatronic. He had a reputation to uphold, after all, but he was happy to let that go in moments like this for his Sun. "They're not the only ones that are going to put on a show."
That only made Sun look even more puzzled and Moon laughed. "Happy Valentine's day. Get up there."
"Wha-?" He looked back over at the Glamrocks and then incredulously at Moon. "No, you didn't."
It was hard not to laugh harder at that and he squeezed Sun's hands again but harder this time. "You say that, but they're waiting for you and you're dressed for the part." He grunted as Sun threw himself against him and wrapped his arms around his shoulders with an ecstatic cry. He stumbled back a step in surprise but recovered quickly enough and pressed his cheek against Sun's before nuzzling into him, enjoying the tickle of the mostly-retracted rays that accommodated his closeness. Sun was nearly vibrating against him with his excitement and that was just even more proof that Moon had made the right call in planning this for him for their Valentine's night. He looked up after a minute and after catching the looks that they were getting from the group he played an audio file of a throat clearing and tried to backoff a little, though Sun wasn't letting him go just yet.
"I think he likes the idea." He tried to play off.
Monty snorted in amusement and Roxy barked a laugh, meanwhile Chica was still watching them without having moved, though her expression was far more fond now. With very obvious reluctance Sun did eventually let go when Moon gave him a few pats on the back, but not before he left a kiss on Moon's cheek. "Just you wait until later, mister," he whispered just between the two of them. Then he was completely detached from Moon and bouncing up towards the stage.
Chica offered him a hand straight away and as she stood up she brought Sun up onto the stage with her without much effort on her part. Sun dusted himself off nervously once he was up with them and did his best to hide the excitement that Moon could see pouring off of him in waves. He wondered if the Glams realized just how ecstatic he really was. Obviously he knew what every single twitch meant in his partner, but he would hope so given how much time they spent together and just how carefully Moon studied Sun when he was sure that Sun wasn't paying any attention. Even when he was sometimes, though Sun tended to fluster easily in those moments.
He backed off to the actual viewing area of the stage while Sun teetered forwards and back from his heels to the balls of his feet and back again and talked with his idols. When he had first floated this request for help to make Sun's night extra special they had all already discussed what songs Sun would know to be able to perform with them. He didn't play any instruments, so he wouldn't be any help there, but Moon was happy to know that he'd get to hear him sing. They did so often enough in the daycare, Moon during naptime and at night when it was just the two of them, and Sun sometimes while they got the daycare back in order and cleaned down with different approved sanitizing agents, besides his silly preprogrammed clean up songs he taught the kids to build good habits both there and at home.
Moon wasn’t quite as fond of those as he was the others.
The lights around the stage dimmed even further at some invisible signal from one of the band mates- perhaps Freddy or one of the others could ping the system to activate certain preset routines- and the lights above and below it started as the music for one of the songs he had listed for them started playing. They must have decided on an order for a few of them while they were talking, which Moon was happy for. It made things less awkward and flow smoother with a partial plan already in place, he was sure. It also allowed them to get the music needed into the systems of the instrument players and a drum track that played in the background- why was there no drummer in a band?- all set up. Freddy passed Sun a mic as the two of them stood front and center on stage, though Freddy did stand a couple steps back to really let Sun have the literal spotlight.
To say that Moon was enraptured by the performance wouldn’t do it justice. Sun was visibly a little nervous but happy up there on stage with the eyes of his heroes and his partner on him but the longer the first song went on the more he came out of his shell. After the first song Monty came up to clap him on his shoulder pad and shouted encouragement while Chica played the opening riff to their next song. Sun looked like he would have been absolutely breathless if they had needed to breathe, Moon was sure that his fans had to be working in overdrive to keep him cool and not just from the heat of the lights.
By the time they had worked most of the way through the list that Moon had made, Sun was hamming it up on stage like he had an audience, like he’d been made for this. Perhaps it was a bit of their old theater programming and personality pieces that hadn’t been completely deleted or suppressed. Dressed as he was and floating between the multicolored stage lights as he was, he looked completely in his element and confident in a way that he sometimes lacked. It didn’t appear that he was brave enough to get too close to the Glamrocks but there were times when he approached them, stood back-to-back with Chica without coming into contact, half-faced Freddy who mirrored the pose while they sang together. Nothing at all could have made Moon happier than seeing Sun have so much fun up there with his idols.
Like all good things, though, it eventually came to an end. Sun jumped nimbly down from the stage after passing his mic back off to Freddy and ran up to Moon, who was already walking to meet him.
”Well? What did you think?” Sun asked excitedly, though Moon could tell that he’d tired himself out by the way that he wasn’t really bouncing or otherwise moving in place. His battery might be getting a little low after that performance, especially since he could hear the way that his fans were whirling inside his casing.
”You looked like a natural up there,” he assured. “Like you were always meant to be part of the band.” He couldn’t help but lay it on a little thick while it was just the two of them, the way that it flustered Sun was just too endearing. He smirked at him and chuckled when Sun pushed him for teasing him. “Really, though. You were great up there, you should sing more in the daycare even if it’s just after hours.”
”I could say the same to you! You have a great voice, you should let more people hear you sing!” Sun put his hands on his hips and leaned forward into Moon’s personal bubble.
”Who needs to sing? Should I get my guitar back out?” Without Moon having noticed Chica had come up behind Sun, who straightened with a squeak and whirled around.
”Oh, uh
 Moon has a very nice voice when he sings to the kids at nap time. I was just saying that he should try singing more often too!” Sun wrapped an arm around one of Moon’s and brought him closer as Moon spluttered out his own rising embarrassment at now being under Chica’s attention.
For all that people tended to consider Chica a bit of an air head, from what Moon heard when people forgot that he was creeping around on his patrols, she adeptly picked up that he wasn't really comfortable with the idea. At least not for the moment. "Aw, I didn't know you sang for the kids! That's adorable, I bet it puts them out like a light, you seem like you'd have a good crooner voice."
Moon was never more tempted to pull his hat down to hide his face in his life.
"He does!" Sun piped up in the absence of Moon saying anything. "He tries to say that he's not really built for singing and that it's his music box-" Chica's beak moved to incredulously mouth 'music box' with a glint in her eyes after Sun without interrupting him- "but he can sing to it, so he's definitely just being modest."
Luckily the chicken seemed to be in the mood to take mercy on Moon. "Next time, okay Gumdrop? Just one song, pleeeease?"
Moon couldn't look at her when his fans audibly clicked into a higher gear to contend with the heat of his embarrassment. If he could blush there was little doubt in his mind that his entire face would be changing color. "I'll think about it."
His non-committal didn't at all phase her as she pumped an arm excitedly. It was easy to tell who was going to be the easiest of the four of them for Sun to befriend when she acted like this. "That's not a no!" And then she laughed in the face of his grumbling like Sun usually did when it was all just playful. A few more minutes were spent winding down from the performance while she and Sun talked about what a great surprise it had been and how well he'd done up on stage.
After a while Moon noticed Sun leaning more into him and letting Chica carry the conversation a little more. From his peripheral he watched him while allowing Chica to finish going down her current topic of discussion to check on him. Sun got like this when he was really starting to fade. He did have a softer happy look than what he'd been sporting this entire time, his energy level was definitely coming down.
"Alright," he interrupted before a new topic could take hold and keep them any longer. "I think I need to take him back to our room and get him charged up after a full day and then all that."
Sun made a whining sound and stood back up straight but otherwise didn't fight him on that assertion at all. "Can we come to another rehearsal night soon?"
The attention of the other bandmates was called for as they settled on a good night for the next one so that he and Sun could plan to attend, and then there were a chorus of goodbyes and encouraging words to Sun with echoes of goodnights to Moon. He was sure that he would see one or two of them when he went out later on his rounds, but he didn't bother to say as much and wished the Glams a good evening themselves before he started to herd Sun back towards the daycare.
The trip back was quiet but it was a very comfortable and content brand of quiet. It was something that neither of them felt the need to break until they were all the way back into their room, just basking in each other's company while the ambient music of the 'plex gave them a soundtrack to the walk back. Their hands stayed joined the entire time just as they had been on the way there, a tender mirroring to wrap their evening up.
"I feel bad. I didn't get anything like this for you at all," Sun said when both doors leading to their room were closed before he started to shuck off the bits of his Glamrock outfit.
"You made me a card and got your hands on some soft lights for our room." It was silly to keep his back turned to give Sun some privacy to get back into his normal attire but Moon did it all the same, smacking the magnetic bowtie to the door of the fuse box taking up space on their wall. When Sun complained about it, he just laughed and assured him that it wasn't dangerous and they might as well take advantage of the space.
"Yeah," Sun argued once they were back on topic again though he still sounded disgruntled, "but you got me time to be on stage with the Glamrocks. The Glamrocks, Moon."
He laughed, checking to see if Sun was ready for him to turn around before he did so and pulled him into a hug. "It's not a competition, Sunny. I wanted to make you happy, and I love what you did for me. That's what matters, right?"
The look that Sun gave him was one of someone who was melting under the sweetness of the moment but still wasn't entirely mollified. "... Fine. But you better be ready. Next year I'm going to knock your socks off."
"Good luck, I don't wear any." Moon snickered at the blustering annoyance that he was hit with for that and managed to pin Sun's arms to his sides when he started to struggle in his hold. "C'mon, bedtime. You were getting close to falling asleep in front of your heroes again."
"I was not!" Regardless of his huff of annoyance, and embarrassment, he still let Moon walk him over to their makeshift bed and allowed himself to be fussed over as Moon made sure that he laid himself down comfortably to rest. "Can I make one more request for the night?"
Moon was in the midst of getting himself situated beside Sun among the pillows and the plushies and a couple pilfered blankets that weren't 'quite up to his standards anymore' to be allowed down for the kids during naptime, and had definitely not been an excuse to bring them up to the tower. "Of course you can. Whether or not you get it..." He smirked at Sun's unamused look and used the distraction to get the jump on Sun by suddenly plugging their charging cord into its port on Sun's back.
Sun shuddered and breathed out a quick "jerk" before he relaxed back against Moon. "Will you sing for me for a little while? Just until I fall asleep?"
The question was just too sweet, Moon never stood a chance in being able to refuse it. He chuckled and shuffled around so that he was half sitting up and could hold Sun against his chest. "Of course, just for you." When he leaned to press a kiss to the top of Sun's head he was intercepted, instead meeting Sun's lips. He melted instantly, holding the gentle kiss for as long as Sun let him before Sun slowly put a small amount of distance between them. It was a disgustingly domestic moment of intimacy, staring at Sun after that simple, treasured kiss. There was nothing on this world that Moon would have traded it for.
He didn't bother to pay any attention to how long they stayed like that until Sun settled against his chest and this time allowed Moon to press an affectionate kiss to the top of his faceplate without interruption. "Will you sing my favorite one?" he asked sleepily.
"As if you had to ask, morning star."
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ashthemadwriter-archived · 3 years ago
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Calling them by their name
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Pairings: Suna, Oikawa, Bokuto, Atsumu, Osamu, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Kuroo X Fem!Reader
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Format: Headcanons
Warnings: Some cussing done by me, Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part
Word Count: 1.2K
A/n: It's been a while since I last wrote for Haikyuu so-
This TikTok compilation on YouTube
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↳Yamaguchi
"Yamaguchi Tadashi!"
The man looks at you frightened, like he just saw a ghost or smthn lmao, making you Almost feel bad about this prank.
"What? What happened?" "Did you eat all the Ice cream I saved for myself?"
Lmao now he's scared af.
"I-I No I didn't! I put it in the freezer like you told me too!" "Then why isn't it there? You're telling me that the freezer ate it itself?" "IDK!" "Yamaguchi Tadashi!" "BABE STOP CALLING ME BY MY FULL NAME YOU'RE SCARING ME"
Runs to the store to buy you more Ice cream, little did he know you were the one who ate it, but you were too tired to go out so you used this method to make him go out and buy some instead lol
↳Tsukishima
"Tsukishima Kei!"
You really think He's gonna fall for that? huh
HUH!
He can clearly see how you're carefully watching him to see his reaction. He knows you're up to smthn immediately.
MF ignores you until you call him by his pet name😭
"Tsukishima Kei!" "..." "Tsukishima!" "..." "...Kei?" "..." "Kei Baby?" "What is it?"
"You're no fun" "And you're so dumb" "Hey!" "What? It rhymes! Who's not fun now?"
Just don't play pranks on this guy he will make you regretđŸ€§
↳Suna
Much to your surprise, he has TikTok. Playing pranks on this guy is never successful cuz he's 10 steps ahead of you. Always.
Like when he finds you saying & doing smthn that sounds familiar to him he's like "Oh it's that prank I saw yesterday! She thinks she can fool me? That's cute. Let me mess with her a little bit"
"Suna Rintarou!" "F/n L/n!" "Suna Rintarou this is a serious matter!" "I'm listening F/n L/n!" "Suna why are you doing this?" "I don't know what you're talking about, L/n" "RIN-"
He will be the one who wins in the end. Always.
You sometimes find it tough to hold yourself back from punching him, but you're in love with his punky ass so you have to deal with it.
↳Atsumu
Cute whiney baby T^T
IDK why I find him so adorable lmao
You don't even have to call him by his full name to upset him. Saying his first name instead of pet names is enough to damage his heart lmao
"Atsumu?"
The guy looks like he's been shot in the heart LMFAO
"Why are ya callin me Atsumu?đŸ„ș" "Um... I mean, that's your name, right?" "No! 'm not Atsumu! 'm baby! or Sweety! or Hubby! Who do ya think yer callin Atsumu?"
He won't talk to you unless you make it up to him by extra kisses & smooches cause I'm not kidding, THE GUY IS HURT.
↳Osamu
Now he's a bit different from his twin. He will get irritated at first, but as the mf he is, he is gonna make you regret.
"Miya?"
He literally stops whatever he's doing, raises his head to stare at you with a blank expression. Maybe you can sense a sharp dagger stabbing your heart lmao.
"Did ya just call me Miya?" "... I..."
Ngl he looks scary af. Though his expression is blank I AM TELLING YOU.
Goes back to his business with the blank expression meanwhile ignoring the fuck out of you for the whole night.
Will not back down unless you're on you're knees begging him to pay attention to you lol
"'Samu!" "What's that sound I'm hearing? Never mind" "SAMU PLEASE I'M REALLY SORRY-"
↳Bokuto
His reaction is the same as 'Tsumu's but a bit tenser lmao.
"Bokuto?"
His head that was on your chest suddenly raises for you to meet his puppy eyes.
"Suger Cube? Why are you calling me by my name? Did I do something?đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș"
INSTANT REGRET LMAO
He's innocence is enough for you to feel bad and suffocate him in your arms T^T
"No Mwah* Baby Mwah* I'm sorry it was Mwah mwah* just a prank!"
Just cuddle your baby owl a bit more he deserves it T^T
↳Oikawa
This mf deserves it.
Fuck him up.
Make him cry.
Choke him. Kill him. Slap him-
Ahem. Where were we?
So yeah basically he's a jerk and he deserves all the pranks in the world lmfao
"Oi Shittykawa! Didn't I tell you to clean your room? Why is it still a mess?"
MF IS STUNNED AF LMAO
"BABE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME THAT- sighs* Even my own S/o bullies me, what a cruel world indeed"
BITCH WHAT'S WITH THE FORMAL LANGUAGE
"Just shut up and do it already" "Babe you're so meanđŸ˜Ș" "You deserve it YOU HANDSOME BASTARD-"
↳Iwaizumi
This guy is so good. So husband material. So hot. So much in shape. ANYWAYS-
He's surprised. Very surprised.
"Iwaizumi Hajime!"
Looks up from his phone immediately to meet your frustrated expression.
Frustrated by how hard you're trying to hold back your laugh.
"What is it honey?" "Did you forget to wash the dishes?" "No they're all done" "Then did you forget to take out the trash?" "Took it five hours ago" "Then what about... what about..."
Lmao now he gets what's going on.
A smirk appears on his face as he throws is phone on the couch and the next thing you know you're pinned to the cushions with him on top of you.
"What was that about? Are you trying to tease me or something?"
BRUH he looks so hot like this that you're literally unable to talk.
"I- W-Well... what if I am?"
Let's just say that you never dared to play pranks on him againđŸš¶đŸ»â€â™€ïž
↳Kenma
NOOOOOOOOO
Why you doing this to my cat boy lmao T^T
"Kozume?"
Pauses his game and turnes to look at you with a HUGE sulk on his face.
HE IS ANNOYED.
"Why did you-" "Kozume? Really?"
Lmao his pouty face makes you chuckle a bit
"That's your name isn't it?" "What happened to baby, sweetheart, love of my life..." "KENMA BABY I'M SORRY-"
God knows why he looks so cute when he's all sulky lmao
↳Kuroo
Lmao I can never bring myself to mess with him.
WHY IS GOJO'S VOICE PLAYING IN MY HEAD HELP-
Anyway he will get you back, and a thousand times harder.
It's like you called him by his full name once, and ever since then he keeps calling you by your last name lmao.
You come home after a long day? "Well look who it is! The one and only L/n!" "I FUCKING HATE YOU TETSURO-"
This doesn't stop when you're in public. Or in front of your parents.
When your mom's on the other line? "L/n it's your mom she wants to talk to you!"
When you're out with friends? "L/n would you be kind and pass the salt please?"
People keep asking if you got into a fight or smthn LMFAO
So yeah this will go on for a while until he gets tired of it or he hurts your feelings then he will apologize for BEING SUCH A DICK crossing the line a bit too much.
Interactions are appreciated! :)
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faetaiity · 2 years ago
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Hiya!
I feel like in the Dark!AU Raph doesn’t get enough love so I wanted to see if you could spare us some headcanons of Dark! Raph x gn reader
Hi!!! Sorry it's taking so long to get thru to these requests, bestie, Autistic Burnout and Procrastination r sum sons of bitches
Dark AU! Raphael x Gender Neutral! Reader
Post Format: Headcanons
TW/CW: Mentions of Murder, Mild Angst and Raph being an overprotective attack dog lmao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Raphael is the calmest out of the four, which isn't even saying much, as He'd still be considered a genuine monster personality/action wise.
He's also the last to attack someone unprovoked or unnecessarily, making him the easiest to befriend if you're not associated with The Foot Clan, Splinter, Big Mama, or Draxum.
However, you shouldn't trust him blindly
He's still very much Intimidating and will use that to his advantage.
When you first meet him, he isn't opposed to threatening you to keep your mouth shut, he will, at worst, grab you and pin your arm to the wall
"You saw nothing, if you tell someone, we will know." is all he would say before he lets you go, he walks off and his brothers follow, teasing him and telling him that was a soft move
nothing would come of it if you only met him once or twice
But after a few times of him running into you during missions, he might defend you from his brothers
Which would happen the fourth time you saw him and his brothers, they're Intimidating someone who disobeyed Big Mama and aren't cooperating with the turtles
You only wanted to watch the skyline from the roof of your apartments, instead you watch them drop a human from a 15-story building
You squeak in fear, definitely disturbed by what you saw, Leo ends up picking up on that noise and snaps his head over towards you, he growls
"Wow, y'know, New York is pretty fuckin' big for you to be constantly stumbling onto us" he pulls out a blood stained ƍdachi, clearly annoyed
You don't have much time, but you manage to squeak out a "Th....This is my apartment building, I just wanted to see the skyline at night..." Leo only sneers at that
"Then you picked a damn bad time to see the lights, I'm not tolerating you... 'stumbling' onto us" making air quotations at the word stumbling
Raph intervenes after your brief excuse for why you're up here, he grabs Leo by the shell, causing him to snarl
"They haven't told the police, Leo, it could be a lot worse than this current situation, just leave them be." he snapped out, his three brothers scoff and tell him to find his own way home if he wants to flirt with some Human
He huffs at that and turns to you; he reaches out his hand, causing you to flinch, he doesn't move for a few seconds before you mutter out a 'Thank you'
He lets out a small wolfish grin, his chipped snaggletooth pricking his bottom lip, he nods before walking away
It'll be a few weeks before he shows up at your apartment, you don't know he's in your apartment until you come home from school/work and he's sitting on your couch, looking mildly uncomfortable as his spikes dig into said couch
You squeak in fear, unsure of what to do
He stutters out a "Don't be scared! I'm not gonna hurt ya!"
You stiffen and then try to relax, looking at him warily
He doesn't speak for a bit, until you mention if he would like something to drink, he happily accepts and follows you to the kitchen
You two spend about two hours together before he has to leave, you tell him that he can come by again if he wants, he grins and nods
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Dating him would come months afterwards.
He would desperately try to keep you away from his brothers and anyone else he is forced to associate with
They don't like humans; you'd get hurt the minute you wander around with him.
However, his brothers luckily DO tolerate you more, going as far as to leave you alone if you run into them
Which Raph is extremely grateful for!
He's super defensive and can be highly paranoid about you leaving him
He knows he's not human and that you'd probably prefer someone... more like you (Thanks, Donnie, for giving him insecurities, asshole.)
He gives you gifts! a lot... a LOT... of gifts...
Again, his way of hoping you stay with him
It'll end up being a huge talk about how if you didn't want to date him, you wouldn't have said yes, and that you love him dearly
He'll ease up on his paranoia after that, but he still gets worried when he sees you with other humans
One time, someone came up to you and started flirting with you RIGHT in front of him
He starts panicking until you say that you have a boyfriend and gesture to him
The other human scoffs and starts insulting you and Raph
Ends up with you and him having to bolt after he had one of his anger episodes, leaving the other person with a fractured hip, femur and rib
Unlike Normal Rise! Raph, He more behaves like 2012! Raphael regarding his anger.
Which can be scary to be around the first few times
but he won't hurt you, he couldn't physically do it
He knows that if he did, you would probably end up severely injured or dead because of his strength, size and due to him being a mutant
He adores you; he would do anything, ANYTHING for you.
Just treat him good, okay? He deserves it.
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Didn't know how to end, sorry, I love the big beefy man tho..... <3 /pos
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milkistay · 3 years ago
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STRAY KIDS and their love languages
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pairing. skz x gn!reader
format. headcanons
a/n. their love languages are pretty similar in my opinion lmao i guess that could be why they’re all so close. but it may seem repetitive so sorry about that! just wanted to pick the love languages that felt right for each of them.
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chan
physical touch and words of affirmation
he just adores being close to you. it brings him a certain comfort that’s hard to find anywhere else. hugging you close and rubbing a hand up and down your back is his way of saying “hey i’m right here with you.” he thrives on physical touch. it makes him feel safe and it makes him feel like he’s keeping you safe. cuddling in bed for hours just listening to each others’ heartbeats is his dream. hand holding, playing with each others’ hair, sitting in his laps, he loves it all. you’re so precious to him and he wants to hold you. also one to tell you how much you mean to him. constant “i love you”s and letting you know everything that he loves about you. 
minho
acts of service
no doubt that this man shows his love with acts of service. verbal expression has never come very naturally for him and sometimes he struggles to tell you explicitly how much he loves and cares for you. so he shows it instead. cooking you your favorite meals, running errands for you when you’re too tired, surprising you with your cafĂ© order after a long day, running a bath for you—anything he can do that will brighten your day. he is so good at picking up on your little habits and the things you like and makes sure to cater to them. that’s how you know he loves you.
changbin
quality time
changbin just wants to be with you all the time. he thinks everything is better when you’re with him. there’s nothing that makes him happier than your presence. he shows his love by asking you to go here and there and do this and that with him because he enjoys you being with him no matter what. truly, he’d be more than satisfied just to sit in silence with you. choosing—wanting—to have you around is his ultimate expression of his love. he could never get tired of your company.
hyunjin
quality time
hyunjin likes surrounding himself with people he loves. to show his love for you, he makes time for just the two of you. that kind of quality time is when he feels the most connected to you. he loves you so much that he just wants to spend time with you and give you all his attention. he’s also a hopeless romantic so he plans a lot of extra romantic dates. i’m talking sunset walks, stargazing picnics, fancy dinners, etc. he wants to share special moments with you. (side note thing: i feel like hyunjin really likes receiving acts of service. it makes him feel cared for. but that’s a different topic!)
jisung
acts of service
he just has a hard time telling you point-blank that he loves you. instead, he does little things for you that make your life a bit easier or nicer. he’ll save you the last piece of candy or tidy your workspace or something like that. one of his big services he gives you is humor. he’ll specifically try harder to make you laugh or cheer you up when you’re having a bad day and the fact that he goes out of his way to make you happy just shows how much he cares for you. and, of course, every now and then he makes sure to say the words “i love you,” and kiss your cheek. 
felix
quality time and physical touch
definitely one to see something cool to do or somewhere that looks cool and immediately thinks he should bring you. he just wants to experience the world with you by his side. to him, there’s no greater act of love then simply being with each other. he’s always inviting you out or planning dates so he can spend as much time as possible with the person he loves. he’s also big on physical touch! we all know how he clings to the members and you’re no different. he adores being able to hug you and just be near you, physically. it makes him very very happy. combine a date night with cuddles and he’s over the moon. 
seungmin
quality time
i don’t know if any of you remember but seungmin once said that when he missed his members, he would call them just to eat in silence because he missed their company. to me, that screams quality time. he would definitely do the same with you. even better, he’d order food for the both of you and you two would just eat together in person. no words needed, just company. he likes being comfortable and he’s so comfortable with you so he loves having you around. 
jeongin
acts of service
jeongin was really hard for me to read for some reason but i just get the feeling that acts of service is the route he takes. i think he likes taking care of you. he likes being able to help you, even if you don’t need help. yes, you can clean the dishes by yourself. yes, you can order your own food. but you don’t even get the chance to because jeongin’s doing it for you. he always does it quietly without you noticing and if you point it out, he’ll get flustered. but he loves doing it.
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koffing-time · 2 years ago
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I will gladly interact with you! Send an ask! @ me! I would love to RP with you. I will do an (IC) promo if you ask (assuming i'm popular enough for that lmao)!
Hello Hello ~
My name is Tix (they/them, occasionally it/its), and welcome to my rotomblr blog! I'm 23, I'm from Unova and i have a small café on Route 3 right outside Striaton City. If you don't find it, just look for the Daycare on the hill, walk up that hill and look for the building at the foot of the hill! And now come in and get a cupcake, you earned it!
Don't be alarmed by the poison types around here! Most of them are registered to me and are completely harmless unless you touch them. They are also friendly, so if you wanna pet them, ask me! I'll gladly provide handling advice.
I also have an employee, Olivia. I might occasionally mention him. Maybe she'll also make a few post here and there.
There is also Brandy, my Rotom. Let's hope they can behave!
As for my Pokémon, there are a few! [Complete list of Pokémon including retcons at the end in the ooc section]
My Koffing, Coffee! The shop's named after him! Look at his FABULOUS moustache!
Bienenstich the Scolipede, she's very good with kids. If you need someone to look after your toddler, she's the gal! (i am so not kidding)
Cream the Haunter. No, your drink isn't haunted, she just helps me out a bit.
Muffin the Roselia, he's the primary gardener. I would do more around there but he doesn't let me.
Poppy the Toxicroak, he's a cool guy. He also makes music with me.
Basil the Toxtricity. Best bassist i've ever met (sorry Roxie).
Carrot Cake the Clodsire. He doesn't do much, but that's okay.
Rhubarb the Ekans. Little rascal. Don't trip over him.
Eggplant the Skorupi. He's new, still getting to know him myself!
Soup the Grimer is also quite new. I hatched him from a strange egg.
Also here's three pics of me. (//i forgor what the picrew were. if anyone knows, let me know)
//Pelipper Mail is on
//I will draw your OCs badly
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OOC below the cut:
// Hi, hello. I run this blog as a side blog, so I'll like and follow from my main @fire-water-grass-core. If you need to address me (the player/mun), I'm okay with any pronouns, and if you need a name you can call me Kama, Nox or Cheese. I also run:
@zekrom-sword where i explore some darker themes (ig?) regarding pokémon hunting. This blog is less focused on blogging though and goes more into headcanon/fanfic territory. I'm happy to RP with Felix (muse over there) though!
@fire-water-grass-core is the main, as mentioned. Originally it was planned for that one to be a personal blog for Olivia, Tix' employee, but i didn't really get into it. I mostly use it for OOC stuff regarding rotomblr ig?
@kamataros is my general, non-pkmn-irl blog. idk what you would want there? but feel free to check it out. I post a lot of shit and a lot of it is untagged.
NOW for the rules ig?
ZERO: don't be a dick. easy, right? right. This is the important part :)
First: blanket #unreality warning. I will tag posts usually as pokemon irl, #pkmn irl or #pokeblogging. The actual unreality tag is reserved that genuinely blends reality and fiction (such as talking about animals in the context of the pokemon world.)
Second: i went on a BIG hiatus for like 6 months. I've retconned a few things, but i didn't want to actually go through the blog and delete stuff. Instead, i tagged all old posts as #Koffing-Time-1.0. Everything with this tag is not neccesarily canon anymore. case-to-case basis i guess.
Third: If anything comes up, I'll try to put a warning tag. I'll keep it to one format: #cw [trigger]. I will probably still use them sparingly, since i'm personally okay with most things. Please tell me if i should tag something.
Fourth: I won't participate in high stakes a lot and probably never in ultra stakes. Everything will be appropriately tagged #high stakes pokereality on the off chance that i do join. I don't think i will be getting into details like "low stakes" and "medium stakes" for tagging.
Fifth: Regarding sentient/sapient pokémon: they are allowed. I might ignore them if i ever do any story-arcs or so, but go ahead! (this was different for 1.0)
Sixth: Ask games will be tagged with #ask game. Once i reblog them, they are open indefinitely, including old ones from #Koffing-Time-1.0. The tag will be for the initial meme only, not the answers to make it possible to find them. Generally, please put the question for the meme into your ask, especially if it's an older ask game. (Feel free to ask Brandy or Olivia as well, but if not specified it will be Tix answering)
Seventh: DMs are an OOC zone :)
OTHER TAGS:
I'm trying to use a funny tagging system for blogs i "frequently" interact with (as in.. i am not chronically on tumblr so "frequently" is a bit much to say)
Out of Character posts will be tagged with #ooc . This goes only for posts where a significant portion is ooc.
Out of Character answers to asks will be tagged #cheesy answers
Out of Character notes will be marked as // or //ooc (including tags)
I might reblog art or even posts that tix isn't involved in. these will be tagged #//reblog
Posts involving details about certain headcanons will be tagged #headcanon
Image descriptions or Video description will be in [brackets] .
Also here is a (not complete) list of a few headcanons that i use.
I'll update and edit this post as well as reblog it if something changes.
Lastly
I, Cheese, Mun will use pink coloured text in addition to the //
Tix will be writing/talking in colourless text
Olivia will be writing/talking in blue text
Brandy will be writing/talking in red text
otherwise, i won't use much colours in posts. this intro blog stuff will be the exception to make it easier to read (i hope)
That being said: feel free to interact, feel free to send a DM, feel free to send asks, I'm happy to do offscreen posts and RP and whatnot, I won't bite and i won't poison you. Probably.
PS: little thing about reblog chains (i guess?)
Now, that was a long one. If you read it all, congratulations, have a cookie. Or a coffee. And most importantly: have fun!
PPS: Here's a list of Tix'Pokémon:
Coffee the Koffing
Muffin the Roselia
Bienenstich the Scolipede
Cream the Haunter
Poppy the Toxicroak
Basil the Toxtricity
Cracker the Murkrow (retconned) [it hurt me to do this but there are so many already] (never fucking mind i love them too much i can't delete them)
Cheese the (shiny) Crobat (retconned) [it hurt me to do this but there are so many already] (never fucking mind i love them too much i can't delete them)
Rhubarb the Ekans
Chocco the Salandit (retconned)
Carrot Cake the Clodsire
Pumpkin the Bellsprout (retconned)
Loaf the Trubbish (retconned)
Yoghurt the Yveltal (retconned)
Bun the (ultra domesticated) Trubbish (retconned)
Roll the (ultra domesticated) Tubbish (retconned)
Appleslice the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (reconned)
Bacon the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (retconned)
Lettuce the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (retconned)
Tomato the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (retconned)
Caramel the Beedrill (retconned)
Tofu the Sliggoo (retconned)
Annie Stonefruit the (albino) Cranidos (retconned)
Jack the Pumpkaboo (retconned)
Brandy the Rotom
Eggplant the Skorupi
Leonard the bed-sized Clodsire Plush
Soup the Baby-Grimer
If all of Tix team appear in a post (i doubt) it'll be tagged with #tix band
Also a list of Olivias Pokémon
Hans the Lotad
Grill the Darmanitan
Marbles the Alolan Exeggutor (tagged with just #marbles the exeggutor )
The Kalosian the Escavalier (tagged with just #kalosian the escavalier)
Beach Ball the Gible
Gregor the Gimmighoul
If all of Olivias Team appear in a post, it'll be tagged #olivias gang
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hyunsuks-beanie · 3 years ago
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Soobin Nursing Kink Headcanons
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Pairing: Soobin x afab! reader
Genre: Smut rated 21+; nursing kink; mentions of mommy kink; cockwarming
Mellow speaks: Here's the Soobin nursing kink headcanons you've all been simping for lmao. I was rather busy today (had a presentation that went pretty well btw, lucky me), and so, I decided to go with headcanons instead of a scenario. I also thought I'd be able to incorporate more ideas if I use this format, so here we are! Hope you guys enjoy, especially Watermelon anon xoxo.
Tagging: @freckledwinterfalls
In my mind, I imagine Soobin as being pretty much oblivious to the fact that he even has a nursing kink until he started dating you. But the first time his eyes landed on your breasts, he knew they were going to be his favorite body part of yours. He could just see himself sucking on them, and had to nearly slap himself to break out of his fantasy.
What would start as simple breast-sucking reserved for only when the two of you were having sex would soon evolve into something much more intimate, as he'd come home only to find you lying down on the bed, reading or scrolling through your phone. He wouldn't say a word, and would simply plop down on top of you, gently lifting your T-shirt up to expose your bra, before squishing his face in the valley of your boobs and letting out a soft sigh. He would love it if you card your fingers through his hair while he stays there, and if he's feeling extra needy, he might even pull the cups of your bra down, wanting to feel your skin against his cheeks, because he feels a sense of comfort in that.
But over time, he just won't be able to turn a blind eye to how pretty your nipples look, all perked up because of the sudden contact with air. And before he knows it, he will be sucking on them, his big hands massaging your boobs as he feels all his worries slipping away, the only thought he has being how good you make him feel and how much he loves you. Soobin generally is shy when it comes to such stuff, but over time, he finds himself letting go of all his inhibitions and show you his vulnerable side.
He'd could go on sucking on your breasts for hours, and would pretty much be content with doing just that. The thought of milking wouldn't even cross his mind, and so, you're probably gonna have to be the one to suggest it. He'd go all red when he first hears it, but at the same time, he won't really be opposed to it. On the contrary, he'll be all for it, catching himself daydreaming about how beautiful you'd look with milk trickling down your nipples. He'd study with you about all the ways in which he can get your breasts to make milk, and despite himself, would feel his mouth water at the mere thought.
I read this somewhere, and I can't help but agree to it, but Soobin really seeks like the kind of person who would designate specific feeding times each day, and would become really grumpy if he somehow ends up not being fed at those times. He would clear his (and even yours, if need be) schedule just so he can be free when his feeding time comes around, and would just drag you to the closest room, shut the door, lift your top up, and latch his lips onto your nipples, a giddy smile on his face. You could just be doing some work or even randomly scrolling through your phone, and he won't mind. All he wants is your breasts.
When he's feeling extra anxious, I think he would find it really relaxing if you stroke his cock while he feeding him. Some days, he won't really express his tiredness through words, but it would be obvious from his actions. And on such days, you would have to pull his pants down, much to his whines, and please him. But there will also be days when he will have taken his pants off before even coming to you, and you'd just know what he wants in a heartbeat.
Many a time, nursing doesn't really lead to anything spicier, with Soobin falling asleep an hour or two into the session. But there's also times when he ends up getting hard when you stroke him, or when you end up letting a moan escape your lips when he sucks on you particularly hard. And that's when things get much more heated up, your back being pushed onto the mattress while he climbs on top of you.
He would totally be into buying new lingerie for you, especially when it comes to different bras. He just loves seeing you all dolled up, and wouldn't hesitate to buy a new set of lingerie for you every few days. I'm talking about those bras that are designed to be erotic, with all kinds of slits and cuts, which allow him to latch his lips onto your nipples without a problem. You'd think his obsession with your boobs will make him ask you to ditch wearing bras altogether, especially at home, but it's quite the opposite. He revels in way your breasts look when you're wearing a bra he got for you.
His suckling would, most probably, cause your breasts to grow in size, especially if you're also milking. And this would make Soobin almost lose his mind, always wanting to have his hands on them or his face buried between them. The two of you could just be talking or watching TV, and all of a sudden, he'll pull you onto his lap, the hem of your top being lifted and the cups of your bra being pulled down, just so he can play with your boobs, his large hands completely cupping them before he gives you a squeeze.
Another headcanon I have in mind literally screams Soobin. The two of you would be under the duvet, naked from head to toe, his length buried deep inside you and his mouth securely wrapped around your bud as he sucks on you. I can legit see this as the way the two of you fall asleep on most days, your pussy warming his cock while you feed him. He's content like that, and he just hopes you are too.
I think Soobin would be into someone who harbors a mommy kink or is at least a dom. He just feels more comfortable being the little sub in your relationship, because that puts him at ease after he comes home from being a leader all day.
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beyondspaceandstars · 3 years ago
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Kate Bishop + Teaching You Archery
A/N: I wanted to do some headcanons but had no requests lmao so I’m just putting them out there - I hope this format works okay! If not, let me know and maybe I’ll adjust it or something :) also im experimenting with gifs lmao I hope that’s ok as well if not let me know
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Ever since you two have gotten into a relationship Kate has been begging you to let her teach you a little archery
Part of you expected this - you were not unfamiliar with your girlfriend's passions before you entered a relationship
But still
You were very reluctant for the longest time
You just didn’t
get it? It was cool, you guessed, but also you could live without it. It wasn’t your thing — it was Kate’s thing and that was fine by you
But you could never actually be honest with Kate about this. Instead, you just kept putting it off.
She had these starry-eyed dreams of you two being some badass archery couple. Someone she could hit the range with or talk about trick arrows to.
And that was nice. Really, it was. You were honored your girlfriend wanted to share her interests with you but
at the same time
you weren’t exactly the sporty type. Didn’t really understand the hype of it all. Of letting an arrow fly.
But, of course, you gave in to Kate. Honestly — who could resist her?
Your anniversary was coming up and you were struggling to find Kate a gift. What were you supposed to get a girl who had, well, pretty much everything?
You thought about the cliche route of getting Kate jewelry or perfume but you’d rarely seen her interested in such in the past. You also briefly considered a new bow and arrow but she was also incredibly picky about that.
But while you didn’t buy the bow and arrow, it did give you an idea

Kate’s jaw just about hit the floor when you told her. "I’m sorry, repeat that — my present is what?" Your girlfriend was practically gaping, swooning, over the idea.
You groaned, not wanting to repeat it but — "For one afternoon, you are allowed to teach me as much archery are you want."
You would’ve thought you had proposed based on Kate’s squealing.
She wasted no time. The following weekend you were out on an archery field.
And, much as expected, she was SO into it. So obsessed. In love with the image of you on her turf.
"Okay, so, shift your feet like this — no, no, like — here." As expected, Kate was taking her teaching role very, very seriously. She was moving your feet, your arms, your fingers, all forcing you into the proper stance.
"Kate, honey, I think I’m doing it right—,"
"Shh, no talking," she insisted. "You gotta focus, take in your surroundings, be the arrow." Kate closed her eyes and took a dramatically deep breath for effect, making you giggle. She even smirked.
"Be the arrow?"
"Babe, what did I say? No talking."
You mumbled a sorry and chuckled under your breath. You returned to the stance Kate had forcefully placed you in. You stared ahead at the target and eyed the tip of the arrow.
The bow felt strong and heavy in your hands and quite frankly — you didn’t think you had the strength for this.
Kate, however, had no worries. "Alright, let it fly, take the shot."
You so did not want to take the shot.
You thought it was gonna be like shooting a gun and somehow backfire on you.
But this was your girlfriend’s anniversary present. So you were going to shoot the damn arrow.
You pulled back — with Kate’s assistance —
(It was a strong bow!)
— and released when Kate very enthusiastically told you to.
And

It went over the target.
You burst out laughing. So did Kate, even though she tried her best to suppress it.
"I—I’m so sorry babe—," Kate said in between her giggles. "That was
 It just really went vroom right over."
You shook your head, still laughing a bit yourself. "I think I should leave the archery to you Avengers."
"That
is one of the nicest things I’ve ever heard."
You scoffed and picked up another arrow. "Don’t let it go to your head."
"Too late," Kate responded then helped you get back into the proper shooting stance. "Now, please listen to your Avenger girlfriend so you can actually hit the target this time."
You gasped. "I—Excuse me, I did listen to you last time—,"
"Don’t fight with an Avenger, babe."
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beekindacool · 3 years ago
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dewey dating sidney‘s older sister (requested)
request: ”could you
possibly do headcanons on dewey riley dating sidney’s older sister, please?”
warnings: mentions of murder, language
a/n: thank you to @unordinary-simp for requesting <3 i hope u enjoy this and also sorry it got kinda long LMAO i should’ve just wrote a whole fic for this but i ❀ the flexibility of hc formats so 😭
so you and dewey had met through sid and tatum (obviously)
it was during sid’s fourteenth birthday you had finally met the infamous older brother
you had heard a lot about him from tatum
she always talked about him being dorky
and when you were there to listen, you’d turn to sid and be all like “is this how you talk about me when i’m not around â˜č“
and sid would get SO SAD
she’d go “i would never do that đŸ„șđŸ„ș”
but anyways
sid’s party was small, even as a kid she wasn’t the biggest fan of crowds
so it was easy to see when tatum, mrs. riley, and a guy that looked around your age walked in
when you looked at him you kinda got why tatum said he was a dork
but he was cute
he had this whole puppy vibe to him and it was even more evident when he stuck next to his mom when tatum ran off to find sid
your step-mom, maureen, would come up next to you and nudge your side with a smug look on her face
“what would your sister think of you checking out her best friend’s brother? scandalous.”
you’d be all defensive 😭
”i am NOT. that’s so weird”
she’s not believing you though and to be fair, you don’t believe yourself either
so she takes you by the arm and drags you over to mrs. riley and dewey
the moms introduce you and dewey to each other as if you were 7 and being forced to play together
and immediately after, the women would leave you and dewey to talk while they immersed themselves in mom-talk
you’d ask him if sid ever talked about you, still a little worried she thought you were lame
and he’d almost laugh at your concern
but no
she does not talk bad about you
the two of you would talk a little more, sharing embarrassing stories about your siblings before dewey tried using his incredible boyish charm on you
“you’re much prettier than tatum says you are”
it would make you blush SO MF HARD
mrs. riley would turn to dewey and sorta glare at him
but maureen would whisper something to mrs. riley, causing them both to start laughing while dewey is ABSOLUTELY MORTIFED
after that night dewey would literally hear the end of it from his mom
but maureen would keep it between you two
she was never really discreet about it though because whenever dewey was brought up she would give you a wink or something LMAO
but you were sorta entertained by it
and you tried to see dewey more. you literally tried to find any excuse you could
you’d drop sid off at the riley house, say that tatum forgot something at your guys’ place, or just anything that you would think of
and dewey would do the same thing but made it more obvious that you did
but whenever you would see each other at the front door of one of your guys’ houses, you would sit there for a hour or so just talking
or flirting
it was usually flirting
literally this man has the biggest crush on you and it was very obvious
and you had the biggest crush on him too, which was also very much obvious 😭
but eventually the crushing reality of adult life hit you both as you started college again and he began doing training to be an officer
you came home only for the weekends and still tried to come see dewey
but always, whenever you would go to the riley‘s, dewey wasn’t there
instead you saw mrs. riley standing at there door and oh boy
the look of downright disappointment on your face was pretty obvious because mrs. riley would come down the stairs and hug you
”he misses you a lot. i know he does” she’d tell you which made the aching in your heart even worse
the next time you saw dewey was when he became deputy and by that time you had thought you were over your crush on him
but oh god
oh god
you were WRONG
you practically choked on your coffee when you saw dewey with his uniform on
you had only noticed him because sid called out to him with a big smile on her face
he came up to her, about to ask what she was doing alone until he saw you come up to them
this mf took off his hat and had the biggest smile on his face
it was giving “*tips fedora* m’lady” vibes but that’s ok cuz it’s dewey we love him
it had only been maybe 4 or 5 months and yet you were kinda like “damn”
the muscle tone in those arms 😏
you two caught up while sidney awkwardly stood there and listened
later that day she went to your room and sat on the edge of your bed with a concerned look on her face
“are you and dewey
 together?”
and you’d be kinda embarrassed but be like “i kind of like him” and then you would explain to her why you and dewey would never end up together (ur reasons were total bs btw and she knew)
OK SO NOW WE GET INTO THE KINDA DATING PART
your talk with sid inspires her to tell tatum about your crush on dewey
and so they conspire a plan to set you guys up
literally it’s so easy because you and dewey are gullible
they got you guys locked in a closet after making up some reason for the both you just HAVING to go in together
and being the cool ass older siblings you were, you and dewey did it
literally outside the door you could hear tatum giggling like a maniac while sidney was telling you don’t tell dad 😭
and as much of a cliche it was, sitting in a closet with dewey for what felt like ten hours ended up with you and him confessing to each other
and almost as soon as you guys confessed, tatum opened the door before running away to her room
you were a little mad but i mean đŸ€·đŸ€·đŸ€·đŸ€·đŸ€· the whole closet ordeal was kinda ingenious
but anyways
you and dewey try to spend as much time as you could after this
even though it wasn’t as much as you would’ve liked, you and dewey made it work for a few years
you guys took it slow
and it lowkey drove dewey insane cuz he just wanted to smother you with his love
but he understood so he didn’t complain too much
this is how things were until maureen was murdered
god it hit you really fucking hard
maureen was like a mother to you after your own decided to just dip
you ended up dropping out of school to stay in woodsboro full time, trying to help out your dad and sid with everything going on
dewey tried comforting you and sid as much as he could along w/ tatum
it was difficult to cope but dewey stuck with you the whole time
once things started to get back to somewhat normal and you got a steady job and an apartment in woodsboro, you could finally spend more time with dewey
dewey would come over your apartment most nights to sleep with you, always a little worried for your safety after what happened to maureen
and on his days off, he’d follow you around because all he wants to do is spend time together <3
both of you would never heard the end of it from sidney and tatum, they always talk about you guys getting married bcuz you guys practically are already
and dewey gets SO shy whenever marriage is brought up
he gets a little cheesy and scratches the back of his neck
and always, always, always afterwards when you guys are alone he’ll talk about how nice it would be for you to be mrs. dwight riley
and he talks about how he wants maybe two kids and a fluffy little dog
it never ceases to make your heart warm bcuz he just gets so happy at the thought of starting a family together
and you’d always mention how it would be even cooler to be able to have his side of the family as your actual in-laws
also dewey would make sure to be extra cuddly with you after these talks 😭
like he’s already rlly cuddly but yk⁉
i feel like he would love being the little spoon but he’d never admit it
he just loves being held and feeling like he’s the one being protected <3
or he loves laying his head on your chest or on your lap
he will literally turn into putty if you run your hands through his hair when he’s laying on you
or if you tell him about how much you love him or how grateful you are of him, his heart will probably explode
he just loves being loved
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