#it's going to be formatted into headcanons instead lmao

[venturethighs]

*sorry it's a bit long I'm a rambler <3

I think as long as you write small bits at a time, whenever you get a spark of motivation, it's always better than turning away from a piece of work, art or writing or anything of the sort. Even if it's just a few words or a single sentence in your notes app, it's still something that brings you closer to the finish.

I struggle with the same thing, even when writing for myself, that I feel like I can't get the true feeling of how I want a story to go in the right words. But being able to get something written even if it's not the greatest sentence to ever be written or even one that is detrimental to the plot; it'll help to fill in the slower scenes and you can always go back and change it if you end up not liking it.

Also! Don't feel like you have to do anyone justice! While I did give the idea and original ask about it, don't feel obligated to fulfill the entire idea! Take the parts you like the most and write those; I, for one, will enjoy anything you post about it, I've liked everything you've posted so far so! Writing is the best when you're writing what you enjoy, even if there's some who don't enjoy it too, so don't feel pressured to write for others' enjoyment! The ones who do enjoy what you make will support you!

If it takes weeks, I'll wait; if it takes months, I'll wait; if you end up discarding the idea, I'll still support you! ~ 🐺

AAAAWAAAAASAHHSHAASS LET ME HUG YOU THROUGH THE SCREEN COME HERE RIGHT NOW

It will get done. I do tend to write whenever inspiration strikes, but it just takes a while for it to.

If worst comes to worst I can just reformat it into headcanons since it's less overwhelming and publish it that way. It's a much easier way to write as someone with debilitating ADHD lmao

So ADHD in fact that I forgot I could just do that in the first place until I was answering this ask

It's still stuck at half way done, so I wouldn't have to rewrite too much if I went that route... we will have to see...

[m-musings]

Headcanons: Din Djarin and the 5 Love Languages

A/N: the format of this one is gonna be different than the other love language posts since it's just one character instead of multiple but it should still work.

Word Count:762 Warnings/Other Notes: no warnings but this shit is cheesy as fuck lmao

To any outside parties, Din may seem like an ice cold killer without remorse, but to those who are truly close him, he is a man with a loving soul. To those select few, especially his chosen partner, He shows that love in many different ways.

Words Of Affirmation:

While Din isn't the most talkative person in the galaxy, he knows what the value of words is to some people.

If he sees you doing well at something you've been working at for a while, he is sure to encourage you with a smile hinted at in his voice.

When you're feeling down and need some reassurance, Din's right beside you, telling you how proud he is of your accomplishments and how honored he feels to get to be in a relationship with you in an attempt to make you feel a bit better.

And when Din is away from you for one reason or another, he's always sure to send you a message on your commlink so the two of you can check in on each other when needed.

Even if Din has a harder time than most others articulating how he feels, just know that he is always thinking of the right things to say to you to let you know he cares.

Acts of Service:

Due to his past as the renowned bounty hunter, Din shows his love and respect the best when doing tasks for others.

You need something from the market in Nevarro City? He's offering to get it for you! Tired after being up all night with a sick Grogu? Go take a well deserved nap, he's got things from here.

If you were the one sick in any way, he would drop everything to nurse you back to health and if someone were to hurt you on purpose? May the universe have mercy on them because Din's hunting them down with a furious expression hidden beneath his helmet.

He'll even do little things for you, like helping you put on a piece of armor or carry a supply pack for you.

Anything you need, he'll get it or do it for you as soon as he's able just to see you happy.

Physical Touch:

Even though it may not seem like it when you first meet him, Din is a sucker for any of romantic touch.

At the beginning of your relationship, he of course won't take his helmet off in front of you but once he does, you can expect a kiss from him the first moment he sees you in the morning.

When out and about, he's got a hand on your back or shoulder, using guiding you around as an excuse to hold you for a moment.

Din isn't a huge fan of PDA but won't mind if you or Grogu hug him for a short while, even if it makes him a little less intimidating to others.

And when you two get home that night, be prepared to get cuddled the shit out of until morning light, because his ass is NOT letting you go.

Gift Giving:

While gift giving is a little more rare with Din, he still loves to see the way your face lights up when he gives you a present.

The majority of gifts he gets for you are small but meaningful, like your favorite food or a pretty item you liked in passing.

On the occasion that he gets you something grand, you can tell that he put a lot of effort and time into getting it for you.

Din adores seeing the excited expression you get when receiving something that you had been wanting for some time.

And if you get him something in return, he cherishes it almost as much as he cherishes you yourself.

Quality Time:

Time spent with loved ones is extremely important to Din. After a life full of chaos, he enjoys being able to spend a few quiet moments with his family.

Once he gets the house on Nevarro, some of his favorite days are spent watching you and Grogu play around the small frog pond.

If you and Din ever want a day to go do something by yourselves, Peli is happy to come and babysit while you enjoy some alone time.

After a stressful day, all Din wants to do is be with you, eating a warm meal as you recall something funny that Grogu did while you were running errands.

And when push comes to shove, you don't have to be right next to each other, Din just likes being in the company of someone as wonderful as you.

[axerocknroll]

My thoughts on the triple header:

I don’t even know where to begin, I think we all got overdosed by lestappen content in the last three weeks. Starting with Charles’ Pole in Austin and with him and Max talking before doing their interviews and clicking the picture for the top three in qualifying. 

Mexico was a total banger with lestappen being posted and mentioned on RBR socials, F1 socials, Max’s inchident tiktok (that man knows it by heart, obsessed he is). And we also got lestappen podium. The smiles they had on their faces during that podium. 

Brazil qualification, fantastic (although extremely chaotic!)

Lestappen P1-2 and not to forget, Charles’ Austin 2022 sunset lap finally got a parallel, with Max’s Brazil 2023 storm lap (he was sunshine, I was midnight rain- these two are so Taylor coded). And the post qualification debrief? All that chit-chatting, Max ignoring the interviewer cause he was busy talking with Charles. Charles after finishing his interview, immediately walking towards Max, who was literally staring at him and not to forget that when Max was getting interviewed, Charles was just three feet away from him. Charles reaching out for Max’s waist during the top three qualification picture?? I can’t believe Charles initiated it this time. Poor Lance though, he now understands what third-wheeling is. Let’s all welcome to the third-wheel group with Checo, Lewis, Carlos, Lando and whoever else has faced it. 

RBR having Charles’ data on their pitwall? What is going on? Lestappen being mentioned on F1 official page again? Ferrari posting the inchident meme on their socials. MAX CALLING CHARLES, “CHARLIE?” I always knew that Max is the typa guy to call Charles, “Charlie!” It’s one of my headcanons. “Charlie, I have some space for you,” this is gonna be ingrained in my brain forever.

Also, when Charles came in the top three for sprint in Austin (I think), Max had his arm wrapped around Charles’ waist and today when Lando and Checo were in the top three, Max held his trophy instead of resting his arms around them. SUS IF YOU ASK ME. 

Now, as a Charles fan first and foremost, this triple header was not at all good. The disqualification cause of the plank issues, FUCK YOU FERRARI. The only good thing out of the disqualification was the rise of 1644 nation. I absolutely love the development in their relationship. With the collaborative post and with Charles’ weird ass blue filter on it too. Lmao. And then the picture of Lewis took of Charles in Mexico, WHICH HE POSTED ON HIS MEXICO DUMP. Insane! And Charles even said that him and lewis have to definitely play chess together someday. I’m gonna cry, I like need a pic or video biblically of that.  

And now the booing that Charles faced in Mexico, absolutely disgusted by that behaviour. It was not Charles’ fault. He didn’t deserve the booing. He couldn’t even celebrate it properly on the podium. 

And Brazil today, did I mention, FUCK YOU FERRARI?? I’m literally one more vein popping away before I fly to Maranello, Italy and stab the people responsible for today’s disaster. What has Charles ever done to you? For him to receive this sort of treatment? Honestly, half of their team should be fired, ASAP. 

Out on formation lap is just embarrassing from Ferrari’s side, why the fuck didn’t they check the car?? “We’re checking” is not a good answer. 

I’m literally writing an email to Piero Ferrari after this rant. Strict action has to be taken at Scuderia Ferrari, starting with firing Xavi and everyone who created sf-23. I don’t give fucks at this moment. Happy to know that Charles has stopped wearing those ugly ass fuck red quail pants though. I’m loving him in the non-ferrari merch. 

I am happy that we only have two more races with this tacky, ugly, motherfucking, shit ass of a car. BURN SF-23 after Abu Dhabi. 

[skreebs]

Happy “Tetchou got 2-3 seconds of screen time” day!!

Anyway Jouno has ADHD and heres a longass rant on why I think that

(Obviously this is a headcanon but hear me out!!!!!)

Almost every time we see Jouno he is always doing something with his hands wether this be gesturing, holding something, or fidgeting with an object (example: when he was peeling a pear in Kunikida’s cell thing) and in the same scene we also see Jouno apparently unable to sit still in his seat in the manga due to him repeatedly crossing and uncrossing his legs in his chair

Another reason I think this is because of possible time blindness. When we first see Jouno show up to the Hunting Dogs group thing where they smash into the ground, Fukuchi comments on Jouno arriving before him. This is because he had to go arrest Dazai so obviously he’s “here” in Yokohama early, but also this kind of makes me think he was just standing there waiting for a while. I’m likely reading too deep into it, but Fukuchi probably wouldn’t say that Jouno had gotten here before him when he knew that’d clearly be the case. In my mind it reads as Jouno arrived at the meeting spot early. How Fukuchi would know this? No clue! But also he’s Fukuchi so he probably knows everything.

(I hate tumblr formatting)

Another reason I have would be RSD (Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria)

This one is definitely reaching a little bit but bare with me.

I think Jouno experiences RSD, not in the way of “oh I hate myself I messed up on something” but instead in the way of “shut the fuck up you dont know what youre talking about dont criticize me.” Which is honestly how I experience it sometimes as well LMAO but he does seem very focused on the fact of personally being the best Hunting Dog and appears to take quite a bit of offense whenever Tetchou reprimands him for his behaviour.

Last reason I can squeeze out before my brain turns into goo is overstimulation. Jouno is known very heavily for his heightened senses and people with ADHD are very prone to overstimulation. It would make a lot of sense for something like this to happen to Jouno. Obviously he wouldn’t be able to openly show this at work or have a breakdown at work (if he did he would likely go to a secluded area to calm down) but its very likely that he’s experienced many overstimulated breakdowns or shut downs during his life once his senses became so insane.

I could go on about this for hours but now I have to tag all of this and pass the hell out. Unsurprisingly my own time blindness has gotten the better of me (I started this at 2 am and it is currently 5 am)

DO I EVEN NEED THIS MANY TAGS IDK HOW THIS WORKS

[faetaiity]

Hiya!

I feel like in the Dark!AU Raph doesn’t get enough love so I wanted to see if you could spare us some headcanons of Dark! Raph x gn reader

Hi!!! Sorry it's taking so long to get thru to these requests, bestie, Autistic Burnout and Procrastination r sum sons of bitches

Dark AU! Raphael x Gender Neutral! Reader

Post Format: Headcanons

TW/CW: Mentions of Murder, Mild Angst and Raph being an overprotective attack dog lmao ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Raphael is the calmest out of the four, which isn't even saying much, as He'd still be considered a genuine monster personality/action wise.

He's also the last to attack someone unprovoked or unnecessarily, making him the easiest to befriend if you're not associated with The Foot Clan, Splinter, Big Mama, or Draxum.

However, you shouldn't trust him blindly

He's still very much Intimidating and will use that to his advantage.

When you first meet him, he isn't opposed to threatening you to keep your mouth shut, he will, at worst, grab you and pin your arm to the wall

"You saw nothing, if you tell someone, we will know." is all he would say before he lets you go, he walks off and his brothers follow, teasing him and telling him that was a soft move

nothing would come of it if you only met him once or twice

But after a few times of him running into you during missions, he might defend you from his brothers

Which would happen the fourth time you saw him and his brothers, they're Intimidating someone who disobeyed Big Mama and aren't cooperating with the turtles

You only wanted to watch the skyline from the roof of your apartments, instead you watch them drop a human from a 15-story building

You squeak in fear, definitely disturbed by what you saw, Leo ends up picking up on that noise and snaps his head over towards you, he growls

"Wow, y'know, New York is pretty fuckin' big for you to be constantly stumbling onto us" he pulls out a blood stained ōdachi, clearly annoyed

You don't have much time, but you manage to squeak out a "Th....This is my apartment building, I just wanted to see the skyline at night..." Leo only sneers at that

"Then you picked a damn bad time to see the lights, I'm not tolerating you... 'stumbling' onto us" making air quotations at the word stumbling

Raph intervenes after your brief excuse for why you're up here, he grabs Leo by the shell, causing him to snarl

"They haven't told the police, Leo, it could be a lot worse than this current situation, just leave them be." he snapped out, his three brothers scoff and tell him to find his own way home if he wants to flirt with some Human

He huffs at that and turns to you; he reaches out his hand, causing you to flinch, he doesn't move for a few seconds before you mutter out a 'Thank you'

He lets out a small wolfish grin, his chipped snaggletooth pricking his bottom lip, he nods before walking away

It'll be a few weeks before he shows up at your apartment, you don't know he's in your apartment until you come home from school/work and he's sitting on your couch, looking mildly uncomfortable as his spikes dig into said couch

You squeak in fear, unsure of what to do

He stutters out a "Don't be scared! I'm not gonna hurt ya!"

You stiffen and then try to relax, looking at him warily

He doesn't speak for a bit, until you mention if he would like something to drink, he happily accepts and follows you to the kitchen

You two spend about two hours together before he has to leave, you tell him that he can come by again if he wants, he grins and nods

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dating him would come months afterwards.

He would desperately try to keep you away from his brothers and anyone else he is forced to associate with

They don't like humans; you'd get hurt the minute you wander around with him.

However, his brothers luckily DO tolerate you more, going as far as to leave you alone if you run into them

Which Raph is extremely grateful for!

He's super defensive and can be highly paranoid about you leaving him

He knows he's not human and that you'd probably prefer someone... more like you (Thanks, Donnie, for giving him insecurities, asshole.)

He gives you gifts! a lot... a LOT... of gifts...

Again, his way of hoping you stay with him

It'll end up being a huge talk about how if you didn't want to date him, you wouldn't have said yes, and that you love him dearly

He'll ease up on his paranoia after that, but he still gets worried when he sees you with other humans

One time, someone came up to you and started flirting with you RIGHT in front of him

He starts panicking until you say that you have a boyfriend and gesture to him

The other human scoffs and starts insulting you and Raph

Ends up with you and him having to bolt after he had one of his anger episodes, leaving the other person with a fractured hip, femur and rib

Unlike Normal Rise! Raph, He more behaves like 2012! Raphael regarding his anger.

Which can be scary to be around the first few times

but he won't hurt you, he couldn't physically do it

He knows that if he did, you would probably end up severely injured or dead because of his strength, size and due to him being a mutant

He adores you; he would do anything, ANYTHING for you.

Just treat him good, okay? He deserves it.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Didn't know how to end, sorry, I love the big beefy man tho..... <3 /pos

[fraudulent-cheese]

heatherra, dashawn, scottney

Ok dang, three interesting ones! Im gonna do these in the ship ask game format because fuck it we ball

Heatherra - don't ship it

Why don’t you ship it? IM SO SORRY I TRIEDDD MAN I TRIED SO HARDD i know about the fuckin "boyfriends come and go but girlfriends are forever" line and the idea of Sierra going from not liking her at all to being Heather's ultimate supporter is a neat idea but it just. Never clicked. That and the content about them doesn't tend to grab me. (doesn't help that i haven't watched WT yet and i don't have the time or motivation to commit to a full watch)

What would have made you like it? Idfk!!! Alot of Heather ships just don't click with me in general (like i either prefer them as friends or just. don't fucking get it), and canon Sierra is. a problem. give her therapy and then i'll consider it

also uhh im attached to the aroace Heather + aro Sierra headcanons too much oops

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? I actually see where you guys are coming from at least! The fanart's great and they definitly work for me in some cases.

Dashawn - ship it

What made you ship it? I'll be real, @noahtally-famous's fics about these boys did. I love how they write them!!! They both have issues and are pretty opposite and their relationship 100% needs major amounts of compromise to work but damn they'd be cute i think

What are your favorite things about the ship? As i said, the opposites attract aspect here is pretty strong; Shawn is a survivalist who can hop from tree to tree, Dave looks like he spends 2 hours at most in the sun. Shawn could probably dive into a dumpster and be completely fine afterwards, Dave has a panic attack about grease on his hands. They do have some things in common: namely that they're both really weird. Only one is aware of it. Pretty funny to me.

Dave could probably calm Shawn down if he's panicking about zombies and Shawn can wash the dishes for Dave in return :D

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? There are like 5 shippers i don't even know people's general opinion on this ship??? so instead just have this image because i think it's cute

Scottney - Don't ship it

Why don’t you ship it? I'll be real, it's just because i only like them as like. Fun stupid drama. That fucking clip of Scott eating dirt and asking if Courtney would cheat on him is peak comedy to me. comic relief straights. (it's a lesbian and a gay man)

What would have made you like it? Uhhhh nothing? lmao i already like them i just don't ship them haha

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? They're really funny to me. Honestly this template's biggest issue is that it assumes you don't like the ship at all if you don't ship it lmao

[sunny-reis]

im supposed to be doing an art project right now, but I'm requesting instead.

Poly Vbs with a reader that has really really fluffy hair?

they just play with it

hcs - poly!vbs with fluffy haired reader

tags: gender-neutral!reader x poly!vivid bad squad, reader has wavy or curly hair, headcanons bc i'm lazy :3

an: this took four days longer than it should've teehee 😁 if it's any consolation i've been procrastinating on multiple projects that are due tomorrow so . gl 🫡

i hate how tumblr formats lists but we ball ☹️

for the record i'm interpreting "fluffy" hair as dry-ish wavy-curly hair (banger bc i have dry ahh curly hair 💪 easy peasy to write abt lmao)

an makes you do your hair with her in the morning - it's self-care slash affection time all rolled into one !!

i feel like it'd take her a while to do her hair since she puts so many clips and bobbles in it, AND she has really long hair

props to her i would've chopped it all off by then 😭

but yeah i feel like she'd be all peppy and cheery in the morning while the two of you do your hair

being the sweetheart she is, she'd probably help you style it if you're sleepy :p

akito probably wouldn't think much of your hair, but not in a dismissive way !!

i feel like he wouldn't pay much attention to your hair until he realizes he's fiddling with a lock of it mindlessly in the middle of a conversation

assuming you're both a part of vivid bad squad and a normal person, you'd put your hair up for dance practices and stuff like that

dancing without putting your hair up is a bad idea would not recommend

while taking a break after dancing for a while, you'd be recuperating and all that without noticing a stray lock of hair fell out of your pony tail

damn

and then boom there's akito twirling it around his finger while talking to kohane about pointers and tips

he'd SO get shy if you were to point it out - please do !!

i feel like kohane's love language would be acts of service, so it's only fitting that she'd frequently offer to do your hair

braids, pony tails, she knows it all for some reason

you could be sitting upside down on the couch and she'd start braiding it

would it look incredibly dumb bc gravity works like that?

yes

would either of you do anything about it?

no

i feel like she'd come up with and look for new hairstyles to do and make you sit down and let her do them on you out of the blue

let her cook ‼️ she's your go-to for music video hair-styling trust 🤞

toya toya toya ...

i feel like he'd be the type to help you out on wash days

he'd also be down to chat meanwhile because it takes so long

assuming your hair is fluffy because it's textured, it'd probably be a hassle to wash it because . that's just how textured hair works

it sucks !! especially when you have to wash your hair so frequently in between dance practices and performances since it gets all sweaty and icky and OUGH

you probably wouldn't go the full mile and do it all in the shower oh HELL nah

who has the energy for that ?? not you

so basically imagine this

you're trying and failing to detangle a knot in the back of your head because it's conveniently at an angle where you're struggling to reach

toya to the rescue !

you explain how to detangle hair and boom it's gone

toya to the rescue :3

overall i feel like having fluffy hair wouldn't really matter or actively affect the way they love you or show affection

but would they play with it and point out how cute it looks?

possibly. probably .

[koffing-time]

I will gladly interact with you! Send an ask! @ me! I would love to RP with you. I will do an (IC) promo if you ask (assuming i'm popular enough for that lmao)!

Hello Hello ~

My name is Tix (they/them, occasionally it/its), and welcome to my rotomblr blog! I'm 23, I'm from Unova and i have a small café on Route 3 right outside Striaton City. If you don't find it, just look for the Daycare on the hill, walk up that hill and look for the building at the foot of the hill! And now come in and get a cupcake, you earned it!

Don't be alarmed by the poison types around here! Most of them are registered to me and are completely harmless unless you touch them. They are also friendly, so if you wanna pet them, ask me! I'll gladly provide handling advice.

I also have an employee, Olivia. I might occasionally mention him. Maybe she'll also make a few post here and there.

There is also Brandy, my Rotom. Let's hope they can behave!

As for my Pokémon, there are a few! [Complete list of Pokémon including retcons at the end in the ooc section]

My Koffing, Coffee! The shop's named after him! Look at his FABULOUS moustache!

Bienenstich the Scolipede, she's very good with kids. If you need someone to look after your toddler, she's the gal! (i am so not kidding)

Cream the Haunter. No, your drink isn't haunted, she just helps me out a bit.

Muffin the Roselia, he's the primary gardener. I would do more around there but he doesn't let me.

Poppy the Toxicroak, he's a cool guy. He also makes music with me.

Basil the Toxtricity. Best bassist i've ever met (sorry Roxie).

Carrot Cake the Clodsire. He doesn't do much, but that's okay.

Rhubarb the Ekans. Little rascal. Don't trip over him.

Eggplant the Skorupi. He's new, still getting to know him myself!

Soup the Grimer is also quite new. I hatched him from a strange egg.

Also here's three pics of me. (//i forgor what the picrew were. if anyone knows, let me know)

//Pelipper Mail is on

//I will draw your OCs badly

OOC below the cut:

// Hi, hello. I run this blog as a side blog, so I'll like and follow from my main @fire-water-grass-core. If you need to address me (the player/mun), I'm okay with any pronouns, and if you need a name you can call me Kama, Nox or Cheese. I also run:

@zekrom-sword where i explore some darker themes (ig?) regarding pokémon hunting. This blog is less focused on blogging though and goes more into headcanon/fanfic territory. I'm happy to RP with Felix (muse over there) though!

@fire-water-grass-core is the main, as mentioned. Originally it was planned for that one to be a personal blog for Olivia, Tix' employee, but i didn't really get into it. I mostly use it for OOC stuff regarding rotomblr ig?

@kamataros is my general, non-pkmn-irl blog. idk what you would want there? but feel free to check it out. I post a lot of shit and a lot of it is untagged.

NOW for the rules ig?

ZERO: don't be a dick. easy, right? right. This is the important part :)

First: blanket #unreality warning. I will tag posts usually as pokemon irl, #pkmn irl or #pokeblogging. The actual unreality tag is reserved that genuinely blends reality and fiction (such as talking about animals in the context of the pokemon world.)

Second: i went on a BIG hiatus for like 6 months. I've retconned a few things, but i didn't want to actually go through the blog and delete stuff. Instead, i tagged all old posts as #Koffing-Time-1.0. Everything with this tag is not neccesarily canon anymore. case-to-case basis i guess.

Third: If anything comes up, I'll try to put a warning tag. I'll keep it to one format: #cw [trigger]. I will probably still use them sparingly, since i'm personally okay with most things. Please tell me if i should tag something.

Fourth: I won't participate in high stakes a lot and probably never in ultra stakes. Everything will be appropriately tagged #high stakes pokereality on the off chance that i do join. I don't think i will be getting into details like "low stakes" and "medium stakes" for tagging.

Fifth: Regarding sentient/sapient pokémon: they are allowed. I might ignore them if i ever do any story-arcs or so, but go ahead! (this was different for 1.0)

Sixth: Ask games will be tagged with #ask game. Once i reblog them, they are open indefinitely, including old ones from #Koffing-Time-1.0. The tag will be for the initial meme only, not the answers to make it possible to find them. Generally, please put the question for the meme into your ask, especially if it's an older ask game. (Feel free to ask Brandy or Olivia as well, but if not specified it will be Tix answering)

Seventh: DMs are an OOC zone :)

OTHER TAGS:

I'm trying to use a funny tagging system for blogs i "frequently" interact with (as in.. i am not chronically on tumblr so "frequently" is a bit much to say)

Out of Character posts will be tagged with #ooc . This goes only for posts where a significant portion is ooc.

Out of Character answers to asks will be tagged #cheesy answers

Out of Character notes will be marked as // or //ooc (including tags)

I might reblog art or even posts that tix isn't involved in. these will be tagged #//reblog

Posts involving details about certain headcanons will be tagged #headcanon

Image descriptions or Video description will be in [brackets] .

Also here is a (not complete) list of a few headcanons that i use.

I'll update and edit this post as well as reblog it if something changes.

Lastly

I, Cheese, Mun will use pink coloured text in addition to the //

Tix will be writing/talking in colourless text

Olivia will be writing/talking in blue text

Brandy will be writing/talking in red text

otherwise, i won't use much colours in posts. this intro blog stuff will be the exception to make it easier to read (i hope)

That being said: feel free to interact, feel free to send a DM, feel free to send asks, I'm happy to do offscreen posts and RP and whatnot, I won't bite and i won't poison you. Probably.

PS: little thing about reblog chains (i guess?)

Now, that was a long one. If you read it all, congratulations, have a cookie. Or a coffee. And most importantly: have fun!

PPS: Here's a list of Tix'Pokémon:

Coffee the Koffing

Muffin the Roselia

Bienenstich the Scolipede

Cream the Haunter

Poppy the Toxicroak

Basil the Toxtricity

Cracker the Murkrow (retconned) [it hurt me to do this but there are so many already] (never fucking mind i love them too much i can't delete them)

Cheese the (shiny) Crobat (retconned) [it hurt me to do this but there are so many already] (never fucking mind i love them too much i can't delete them)

Rhubarb the Ekans

Chocco the Salandit (retconned)

Carrot Cake the Clodsire

Pumpkin the Bellsprout (retconned)

Loaf the Trubbish (retconned)

Yoghurt the Yveltal (retconned)

Bun the (ultra domesticated) Trubbish (retconned)

Roll the (ultra domesticated) Tubbish (retconned)

Appleslice the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (reconned)

Bacon the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (retconned)

Lettuce the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (retconned)

Tomato the (ultra domesticated) Mareanie (retconned)

Caramel the Beedrill (retconned)

Tofu the Sliggoo (retconned)

Annie Stonefruit the (albino) Cranidos (retconned)

Jack the Pumpkaboo (retconned)

Brandy the Rotom

Eggplant the Skorupi

Leonard the bed-sized Clodsire Plush

Soup the Baby-Grimer

If all of Tix team appear in a post (i doubt) it'll be tagged with #tix band

Also a list of Olivias Pokémon

Hans the Lotad

Grill the Darmanitan

Marbles the Alolan Exeggutor (tagged with just #marbles the exeggutor )

The Kalosian the Escavalier (tagged with just #kalosian the escavalier)

Beach Ball the Gible

Gregor the Gimmighoul

If all of Olivias Team appear in a post, it'll be tagged #olivias gang

[wonderlandinsalem]

TWST: Fates AU

※For clarification the Fates I'm referring to is Fire Emblem Fates and not Fate/Grand Order!

An AU in which Malleus was kidnapped as a baby in retaliation to a human prince baby going missing.

This AU is currently imperfect because I got this while getting ready to buy breakfast so I will be addressing plot holes and such after I write down the main plot points. Also I know Malleus's grandma's name has been revealed and I do know it. However for the sake of the EN server player (I am one too sjjsjs), I will not be using it!

Headcanons:

-When Malleus was kidnapped, the queen was overcome by grieve from losing her last blood relative

-No war has ever come out of it however since it wasn't ever proven if a human or a fae kidnapped her grandchild

-She adopted Silver as her grandson given that they are similar in age

-Malleus was raised by (diurnal/light) faes (idk how Twisted Wonderland's world works, if it works like the ones in Sleeping Beauty, essentially he is Aurora lmao)

-When Malleus is of age to go to high school, this can go one of two ways. He's either enrolled to Night Raven College where Lilia would recognize the missing prince or he's enrolled to Royal Sword Academy where Lilia spotted him during interscholastic spelldrive competition

-If he was enrolled to NRC, Lilia would drag Malleus back to Briar Valley which he wouldn't need much convincing to budge since his caretakers had told him that he's living with them because his real parents went missing

-If he was enrolled to RSA, Lilia would need to kidnap the poor student back to Briar Valley

-If Malleus was enrolled to RSA, Lilia would be Housewarden whereas Sebek the Vice Housewarden. Originally I wanted to make Silver Housewarden but he's usually a no-show because he fell asleep or Lilia is usually there with him during the Housewarden meeting because he's asleep. I think either works so pick your fave lmao

-Sebek probably view humans differently now that his master is a human??? Although I'm not too sure how much he respects him though considering that Silver could sleep anywhere and everywhere

-Although Silver and Malleus are referred to as Silver and Malleus in this HC, I'm pretty sure in the AU they go by different names seeing that Malleus have been taken in by new guardians and Silver has been adopted by the queen

Plot holes:

-How did Malleus get kidnapped without being spotted???

-Initially his guardians were a human couple which I think would work but it would be very complicated to raise a dragon fae as a human so I went with the Malleus is Aurora route instead

-Since I initially wanted to make Malleus grow up as royalty in the human kingdom, I thought that Malleus would probably be bullied for having horns, pointed ears and slit pupils

-So if MC/Yuu was to be transported during this hectic period in Twisted Wonderland and Malleus is for some reason, still attending NRC, he would be very touched by how sincere and kind MC/Yuu is to him

-Malleus's and Silver's birthdates stays the same so basically Malleus is a few months older than Silver but they're still the same age

-I'm pretty sure there's plenty but I can't remember jsjsjsjs

Sorry for the bad formatting, I'll be on mobile for a while since my PC monitor broke a month ago (???) and I'm still waiting for a replacement! If someone decides to add more to this AU or make a fanfic out of it, please tag me! I would love to see it 🥺🥺🥺

[drifloonz]

yo, hello, considering your ask post, just wanted to ask how you are and hope you're doing well! I've noticed you enjoy writing request as fics mostly, why is that? Uhm, in case you're having trouble writing a glitchy red request where he meets the reader in a dream, I am the anon asking for that haha. Please don't push yourself to write for something that doesn't suit you or simply doesn't work out, that's okay! The last thing anyone wants is for something fun to become something exhausting.

YEA... thats the one. don't feel bad abt it lmao its just hard to format it again when i just wrote a fic bc i have to go through the motions again so i kept on writing towards the dream thing instead of just going in and writing the dream stuff first bc i feel like that'd be too disconnected ig. i should prooobably cut off the fat of the "intro" where you buy his cartridge again bc its just the same old same old but yk... it was an interesting concept, n i wanted to play with his whole dream thing since people forget about that aspect a good chunk.

i should probably write shorter fics and hcs for the sake of myself and others, but the 'tism makes it very hard for me to condense things </3

but honestly the one time i did it for glitchy its just bc i was hit with inspiration and a few scenes played out into my mind and i know i couldnt show that as properly with just a bulleted hc post lol. i mean i could? i know some ppl do headcanons and write a little bit of drabble between some of their headcanons but i wanted to give that one a proper story...

also the ending was in my mind and i knew that'd be good as hell lol

the only thing is that i have a short attention span ( adhd... among other things ) so sometimes i feel like my fics are p disjointed. like. literally. its why i just sort of timeskip to different scenes bc i am not dedicating myself to writing every inbetween )(*&^ so theyre a little rushed(?) but yk.

anyways ty for the ask thumbz up

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Calling them by their name

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Pairings: Suna, Oikawa, Bokuto, Atsumu, Osamu, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Kuroo X Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Format: Headcanons

Warnings: Some cussing done by me, Suggestive in Iwaizumi's part

Word Count: 1.2K

A/n: It's been a while since I last wrote for Haikyuu so-

This TikTok compilation on YouTube

↳Yamaguchi

"Yamaguchi Tadashi!"

The man looks at you frightened, like he just saw a ghost or smthn lmao, making you Almost feel bad about this prank.

"What? What happened?" "Did you eat all the Ice cream I saved for myself?"

Lmao now he's scared af.

"I-I No I didn't! I put it in the freezer like you told me too!" "Then why isn't it there? You're telling me that the freezer ate it itself?" "IDK!" "Yamaguchi Tadashi!" "BABE STOP CALLING ME BY MY FULL NAME YOU'RE SCARING ME"

Runs to the store to buy you more Ice cream, little did he know you were the one who ate it, but you were too tired to go out so you used this method to make him go out and buy some instead lol

↳Tsukishima

"Tsukishima Kei!"

You really think He's gonna fall for that? huh

HUH!

He can clearly see how you're carefully watching him to see his reaction. He knows you're up to smthn immediately.

MF ignores you until you call him by his pet name😭

"Tsukishima Kei!" "..." "Tsukishima!" "..." "...Kei?" "..." "Kei Baby?" "What is it?"

"You're no fun" "And you're so dumb" "Hey!" "What? It rhymes! Who's not fun now?"

Just don't play pranks on this guy he will make you regret🤧

↳Suna

Much to your surprise, he has TikTok. Playing pranks on this guy is never successful cuz he's 10 steps ahead of you. Always.

Like when he finds you saying & doing smthn that sounds familiar to him he's like "Oh it's that prank I saw yesterday! She thinks she can fool me? That's cute. Let me mess with her a little bit"

"Suna Rintarou!" "F/n L/n!" "Suna Rintarou this is a serious matter!" "I'm listening F/n L/n!" "Suna why are you doing this?" "I don't know what you're talking about, L/n" "RIN-"

He will be the one who wins in the end. Always.

You sometimes find it tough to hold yourself back from punching him, but you're in love with his punky ass so you have to deal with it.

↳Atsumu

Cute whiney baby T^T

IDK why I find him so adorable lmao

You don't even have to call him by his full name to upset him. Saying his first name instead of pet names is enough to damage his heart lmao

"Atsumu?"

The guy looks like he's been shot in the heart LMFAO

"Why are ya callin me Atsumu?🥺" "Um... I mean, that's your name, right?" "No! 'm not Atsumu! 'm baby! or Sweety! or Hubby! Who do ya think yer callin Atsumu?"

He won't talk to you unless you make it up to him by extra kisses & smooches cause I'm not kidding, THE GUY IS HURT.

↳Osamu

Now he's a bit different from his twin. He will get irritated at first, but as the mf he is, he is gonna make you regret.

"Miya?"

He literally stops whatever he's doing, raises his head to stare at you with a blank expression. Maybe you can sense a sharp dagger stabbing your heart lmao.

"Did ya just call me Miya?" "... I..."

Ngl he looks scary af. Though his expression is blank I AM TELLING YOU.

Goes back to his business with the blank expression meanwhile ignoring the fuck out of you for the whole night.

Will not back down unless you're on you're knees begging him to pay attention to you lol

"'Samu!" "What's that sound I'm hearing? Never mind" "SAMU PLEASE I'M REALLY SORRY-"

↳Bokuto

His reaction is the same as 'Tsumu's but a bit tenser lmao.

"Bokuto?"

His head that was on your chest suddenly raises for you to meet his puppy eyes.

"Suger Cube? Why are you calling me by my name? Did I do something?🥺🥺🥺🥺"

INSTANT REGRET LMAO

He's innocence is enough for you to feel bad and suffocate him in your arms T^T

"No Mwah* Baby Mwah* I'm sorry it was Mwah mwah* just a prank!"

Just cuddle your baby owl a bit more he deserves it T^T

↳Oikawa

This mf deserves it.

Fuck him up.

Make him cry.

Choke him. Kill him. Slap him-

Ahem. Where were we?

So yeah basically he's a jerk and he deserves all the pranks in the world lmfao

"Oi Shittykawa! Didn't I tell you to clean your room? Why is it still a mess?"

MF IS STUNNED AF LMAO

"BABE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CALL ME THAT- sighs* Even my own S/o bullies me, what a cruel world indeed"

BITCH WHAT'S WITH THE FORMAL LANGUAGE

"Just shut up and do it already" "Babe you're so mean😪" "You deserve it YOU HANDSOME BASTARD-"

↳Iwaizumi

This guy is so good. So husband material. So hot. So much in shape. ANYWAYS-

He's surprised. Very surprised.

"Iwaizumi Hajime!"

Looks up from his phone immediately to meet your frustrated expression.

Frustrated by how hard you're trying to hold back your laugh.

"What is it honey?" "Did you forget to wash the dishes?" "No they're all done" "Then did you forget to take out the trash?" "Took it five hours ago" "Then what about... what about..."

Lmao now he gets what's going on.

A smirk appears on his face as he throws is phone on the couch and the next thing you know you're pinned to the cushions with him on top of you.

"What was that about? Are you trying to tease me or something?"

BRUH he looks so hot like this that you're literally unable to talk.

"I- W-Well... what if I am?"

Let's just say that you never dared to play pranks on him again🚶🏻‍♀️

↳Kenma

NOOOOOOOOO

Why you doing this to my cat boy lmao T^T

"Kozume?"

Pauses his game and turnes to look at you with a HUGE sulk on his face.

HE IS ANNOYED.

"Why did you-" "Kozume? Really?"

Lmao his pouty face makes you chuckle a bit

"That's your name isn't it?" "What happened to baby, sweetheart, love of my life..." "KENMA BABY I'M SORRY-"

God knows why he looks so cute when he's all sulky lmao

↳Kuroo

Lmao I can never bring myself to mess with him.

WHY IS GOJO'S VOICE PLAYING IN MY HEAD HELP-

Anyway he will get you back, and a thousand times harder.

It's like you called him by his full name once, and ever since then he keeps calling you by your last name lmao.

You come home after a long day? "Well look who it is! The one and only L/n!" "I FUCKING HATE YOU TETSURO-"

This doesn't stop when you're in public. Or in front of your parents.

When your mom's on the other line? "L/n it's your mom she wants to talk to you!"

When you're out with friends? "L/n would you be kind and pass the salt please?"

People keep asking if you got into a fight or smthn LMFAO

So yeah this will go on for a while until he gets tired of it or he hurts your feelings then he will apologize for BEING SUCH A DICK crossing the line a bit too much.

Interactions are appreciated! :)

[milkistay]

STRAY KIDS and their love languages

pairing. skz x gn!reader

format. headcanons

a/n. their love languages are pretty similar in my opinion lmao i guess that could be why they’re all so close. but it may seem repetitive so sorry about that! just wanted to pick the love languages that felt right for each of them.

chan

physical touch and words of affirmation

he just adores being close to you. it brings him a certain comfort that’s hard to find anywhere else. hugging you close and rubbing a hand up and down your back is his way of saying “hey i’m right here with you.” he thrives on physical touch. it makes him feel safe and it makes him feel like he’s keeping you safe. cuddling in bed for hours just listening to each others’ heartbeats is his dream. hand holding, playing with each others’ hair, sitting in his laps, he loves it all. you’re so precious to him and he wants to hold you. also one to tell you how much you mean to him. constant “i love you”s and letting you know everything that he loves about you. 

minho

acts of service

no doubt that this man shows his love with acts of service. verbal expression has never come very naturally for him and sometimes he struggles to tell you explicitly how much he loves and cares for you. so he shows it instead. cooking you your favorite meals, running errands for you when you’re too tired, surprising you with your café order after a long day, running a bath for you—anything he can do that will brighten your day. he is so good at picking up on your little habits and the things you like and makes sure to cater to them. that’s how you know he loves you.

changbin

quality time

changbin just wants to be with you all the time. he thinks everything is better when you’re with him. there’s nothing that makes him happier than your presence. he shows his love by asking you to go here and there and do this and that with him because he enjoys you being with him no matter what. truly, he’d be more than satisfied just to sit in silence with you. choosing—wanting—to have you around is his ultimate expression of his love. he could never get tired of your company.

hyunjin

quality time

hyunjin likes surrounding himself with people he loves. to show his love for you, he makes time for just the two of you. that kind of quality time is when he feels the most connected to you. he loves you so much that he just wants to spend time with you and give you all his attention. he’s also a hopeless romantic so he plans a lot of extra romantic dates. i’m talking sunset walks, stargazing picnics, fancy dinners, etc. he wants to share special moments with you. (side note thing: i feel like hyunjin really likes receiving acts of service. it makes him feel cared for. but that’s a different topic!)

jisung

acts of service

he just has a hard time telling you point-blank that he loves you. instead, he does little things for you that make your life a bit easier or nicer. he’ll save you the last piece of candy or tidy your workspace or something like that. one of his big services he gives you is humor. he’ll specifically try harder to make you laugh or cheer you up when you’re having a bad day and the fact that he goes out of his way to make you happy just shows how much he cares for you. and, of course, every now and then he makes sure to say the words “i love you,” and kiss your cheek. 

felix

quality time and physical touch

definitely one to see something cool to do or somewhere that looks cool and immediately thinks he should bring you. he just wants to experience the world with you by his side. to him, there’s no greater act of love then simply being with each other. he’s always inviting you out or planning dates so he can spend as much time as possible with the person he loves. he’s also big on physical touch! we all know how he clings to the members and you’re no different. he adores being able to hug you and just be near you, physically. it makes him very very happy. combine a date night with cuddles and he’s over the moon. 

seungmin

quality time

i don’t know if any of you remember but seungmin once said that when he missed his members, he would call them just to eat in silence because he missed their company. to me, that screams quality time. he would definitely do the same with you. even better, he’d order food for the both of you and you two would just eat together in person. no words needed, just company. he likes being comfortable and he’s so comfortable with you so he loves having you around. 

jeongin

acts of service

jeongin was really hard for me to read for some reason but i just get the feeling that acts of service is the route he takes. i think he likes taking care of you. he likes being able to help you, even if you don’t need help. yes, you can clean the dishes by yourself. yes, you can order your own food. but you don’t even get the chance to because jeongin’s doing it for you. he always does it quietly without you noticing and if you point it out, he’ll get flustered. but he loves doing it.

[hyunsuks-beanie]

Soobin Nursing Kink Headcanons

Pairing: Soobin x afab! reader

Genre: Smut rated 21+; nursing kink; mentions of mommy kink; cockwarming

Mellow speaks: Here's the Soobin nursing kink headcanons you've all been simping for lmao. I was rather busy today (had a presentation that went pretty well btw, lucky me), and so, I decided to go with headcanons instead of a scenario. I also thought I'd be able to incorporate more ideas if I use this format, so here we are! Hope you guys enjoy, especially Watermelon anon xoxo.

Tagging: @freckledwinterfalls

In my mind, I imagine Soobin as being pretty much oblivious to the fact that he even has a nursing kink until he started dating you. But the first time his eyes landed on your breasts, he knew they were going to be his favorite body part of yours. He could just see himself sucking on them, and had to nearly slap himself to break out of his fantasy.

What would start as simple breast-sucking reserved for only when the two of you were having sex would soon evolve into something much more intimate, as he'd come home only to find you lying down on the bed, reading or scrolling through your phone. He wouldn't say a word, and would simply plop down on top of you, gently lifting your T-shirt up to expose your bra, before squishing his face in the valley of your boobs and letting out a soft sigh. He would love it if you card your fingers through his hair while he stays there, and if he's feeling extra needy, he might even pull the cups of your bra down, wanting to feel your skin against his cheeks, because he feels a sense of comfort in that.

But over time, he just won't be able to turn a blind eye to how pretty your nipples look, all perked up because of the sudden contact with air. And before he knows it, he will be sucking on them, his big hands massaging your boobs as he feels all his worries slipping away, the only thought he has being how good you make him feel and how much he loves you. Soobin generally is shy when it comes to such stuff, but over time, he finds himself letting go of all his inhibitions and show you his vulnerable side.

He'd could go on sucking on your breasts for hours, and would pretty much be content with doing just that. The thought of milking wouldn't even cross his mind, and so, you're probably gonna have to be the one to suggest it. He'd go all red when he first hears it, but at the same time, he won't really be opposed to it. On the contrary, he'll be all for it, catching himself daydreaming about how beautiful you'd look with milk trickling down your nipples. He'd study with you about all the ways in which he can get your breasts to make milk, and despite himself, would feel his mouth water at the mere thought.

I read this somewhere, and I can't help but agree to it, but Soobin really seeks like the kind of person who would designate specific feeding times each day, and would become really grumpy if he somehow ends up not being fed at those times. He would clear his (and even yours, if need be) schedule just so he can be free when his feeding time comes around, and would just drag you to the closest room, shut the door, lift your top up, and latch his lips onto your nipples, a giddy smile on his face. You could just be doing some work or even randomly scrolling through your phone, and he won't mind. All he wants is your breasts.

When he's feeling extra anxious, I think he would find it really relaxing if you stroke his cock while he feeding him. Some days, he won't really express his tiredness through words, but it would be obvious from his actions. And on such days, you would have to pull his pants down, much to his whines, and please him. But there will also be days when he will have taken his pants off before even coming to you, and you'd just know what he wants in a heartbeat.

Many a time, nursing doesn't really lead to anything spicier, with Soobin falling asleep an hour or two into the session. But there's also times when he ends up getting hard when you stroke him, or when you end up letting a moan escape your lips when he sucks on you particularly hard. And that's when things get much more heated up, your back being pushed onto the mattress while he climbs on top of you.

He would totally be into buying new lingerie for you, especially when it comes to different bras. He just loves seeing you all dolled up, and wouldn't hesitate to buy a new set of lingerie for you every few days. I'm talking about those bras that are designed to be erotic, with all kinds of slits and cuts, which allow him to latch his lips onto your nipples without a problem. You'd think his obsession with your boobs will make him ask you to ditch wearing bras altogether, especially at home, but it's quite the opposite. He revels in way your breasts look when you're wearing a bra he got for you.

His suckling would, most probably, cause your breasts to grow in size, especially if you're also milking. And this would make Soobin almost lose his mind, always wanting to have his hands on them or his face buried between them. The two of you could just be talking or watching TV, and all of a sudden, he'll pull you onto his lap, the hem of your top being lifted and the cups of your bra being pulled down, just so he can play with your boobs, his large hands completely cupping them before he gives you a squeeze.

Another headcanon I have in mind literally screams Soobin. The two of you would be under the duvet, naked from head to toe, his length buried deep inside you and his mouth securely wrapped around your bud as he sucks on you. I can legit see this as the way the two of you fall asleep on most days, your pussy warming his cock while you feed him. He's content like that, and he just hopes you are too.

I think Soobin would be into someone who harbors a mommy kink or is at least a dom. He just feels more comfortable being the little sub in your relationship, because that puts him at ease after he comes home from being a leader all day.

[beyondspaceandstars]

Kate Bishop + Teaching You Archery

A/N: I wanted to do some headcanons but had no requests lmao so I’m just putting them out there - I hope this format works okay! If not, let me know and maybe I’ll adjust it or something :) also im experimenting with gifs lmao I hope that’s ok as well if not let me know

Ever since you two have gotten into a relationship Kate has been begging you to let her teach you a little archery

Part of you expected this - you were not unfamiliar with your girlfriend's passions before you entered a relationship

But still

You were very reluctant for the longest time

You just didn’t…get it? It was cool, you guessed, but also you could live without it. It wasn’t your thing — it was Kate’s thing and that was fine by you

But you could never actually be honest with Kate about this. Instead, you just kept putting it off.

She had these starry-eyed dreams of you two being some badass archery couple. Someone she could hit the range with or talk about trick arrows to.

And that was nice. Really, it was. You were honored your girlfriend wanted to share her interests with you but…at the same time…you weren’t exactly the sporty type. Didn’t really understand the hype of it all. Of letting an arrow fly.

But, of course, you gave in to Kate. Honestly — who could resist her?

Your anniversary was coming up and you were struggling to find Kate a gift. What were you supposed to get a girl who had, well, pretty much everything?

You thought about the cliche route of getting Kate jewelry or perfume but you’d rarely seen her interested in such in the past. You also briefly considered a new bow and arrow but she was also incredibly picky about that.

But while you didn’t buy the bow and arrow, it did give you an idea…

Kate’s jaw just about hit the floor when you told her. "I’m sorry, repeat that — my present is what?" Your girlfriend was practically gaping, swooning, over the idea.

You groaned, not wanting to repeat it but — "For one afternoon, you are allowed to teach me as much archery are you want."

You would’ve thought you had proposed based on Kate’s squealing.

She wasted no time. The following weekend you were out on an archery field.

And, much as expected, she was SO into it. So obsessed. In love with the image of you on her turf.

"Okay, so, shift your feet like this — no, no, like — here." As expected, Kate was taking her teaching role very, very seriously. She was moving your feet, your arms, your fingers, all forcing you into the proper stance.

"Kate, honey, I think I’m doing it right—,"

"Shh, no talking," she insisted. "You gotta focus, take in your surroundings, be the arrow." Kate closed her eyes and took a dramatically deep breath for effect, making you giggle. She even smirked.

"Be the arrow?"

"Babe, what did I say? No talking."

You mumbled a sorry and chuckled under your breath. You returned to the stance Kate had forcefully placed you in. You stared ahead at the target and eyed the tip of the arrow.

The bow felt strong and heavy in your hands and quite frankly — you didn’t think you had the strength for this.

Kate, however, had no worries. "Alright, let it fly, take the shot."

You so did not want to take the shot.

You thought it was gonna be like shooting a gun and somehow backfire on you.

But this was your girlfriend’s anniversary present. So you were going to shoot the damn arrow.

You pulled back — with Kate’s assistance —

(It was a strong bow!)

— and released when Kate very enthusiastically told you to.

And…

It went over the target.

You burst out laughing. So did Kate, even though she tried her best to suppress it.

"I—I’m so sorry babe—," Kate said in between her giggles. "That was… It just really went vroom right over."

You shook your head, still laughing a bit yourself. "I think I should leave the archery to you Avengers."

"That…is one of the nicest things I’ve ever heard."

You scoffed and picked up another arrow. "Don’t let it go to your head."

"Too late," Kate responded then helped you get back into the proper shooting stance. "Now, please listen to your Avenger girlfriend so you can actually hit the target this time."

You gasped. "I—Excuse me, I did listen to you last time—,"

"Don’t fight with an Avenger, babe."

[beekindacool]

dewey dating sidney‘s older sister (requested)

request: ”could you…possibly do headcanons on dewey riley dating sidney’s older sister, please?”

warnings: mentions of murder, language

a/n: thank you to @unordinary-simp for requesting <3 i hope u enjoy this and also sorry it got kinda long LMAO i should’ve just wrote a whole fic for this but i ❤️ the flexibility of hc formats so 😭

so you and dewey had met through sid and tatum (obviously)

it was during sid’s fourteenth birthday you had finally met the infamous older brother

you had heard a lot about him from tatum

she always talked about him being dorky

and when you were there to listen, you’d turn to sid and be all like “is this how you talk about me when i’m not around ☹️“

and sid would get SO SAD

she’d go “i would never do that 🥺🥺”

but anyways

sid’s party was small, even as a kid she wasn’t the biggest fan of crowds

so it was easy to see when tatum, mrs. riley, and a guy that looked around your age walked in

when you looked at him you kinda got why tatum said he was a dork

but he was cute

he had this whole puppy vibe to him and it was even more evident when he stuck next to his mom when tatum ran off to find sid

your step-mom, maureen, would come up next to you and nudge your side with a smug look on her face

“what would your sister think of you checking out her best friend’s brother? scandalous.”

you’d be all defensive 😭

”i am NOT. that’s so weird”

she’s not believing you though and to be fair, you don’t believe yourself either

so she takes you by the arm and drags you over to mrs. riley and dewey

the moms introduce you and dewey to each other as if you were 7 and being forced to play together

and immediately after, the women would leave you and dewey to talk while they immersed themselves in mom-talk

you’d ask him if sid ever talked about you, still a little worried she thought you were lame

and he’d almost laugh at your concern

but no

she does not talk bad about you

the two of you would talk a little more, sharing embarrassing stories about your siblings before dewey tried using his incredible boyish charm on you

“you’re much prettier than tatum says you are”

it would make you blush SO MF HARD

mrs. riley would turn to dewey and sorta glare at him

but maureen would whisper something to mrs. riley, causing them both to start laughing while dewey is ABSOLUTELY MORTIFED

after that night dewey would literally hear the end of it from his mom

but maureen would keep it between you two

she was never really discreet about it though because whenever dewey was brought up she would give you a wink or something LMAO

but you were sorta entertained by it

and you tried to see dewey more. you literally tried to find any excuse you could

you’d drop sid off at the riley house, say that tatum forgot something at your guys’ place, or just anything that you would think of

and dewey would do the same thing but made it more obvious that you did

but whenever you would see each other at the front door of one of your guys’ houses, you would sit there for a hour or so just talking

or flirting

it was usually flirting

literally this man has the biggest crush on you and it was very obvious

and you had the biggest crush on him too, which was also very much obvious 😭

but eventually the crushing reality of adult life hit you both as you started college again and he began doing training to be an officer

you came home only for the weekends and still tried to come see dewey

but always, whenever you would go to the riley‘s, dewey wasn’t there

instead you saw mrs. riley standing at there door and oh boy

the look of downright disappointment on your face was pretty obvious because mrs. riley would come down the stairs and hug you

”he misses you a lot. i know he does” she’d tell you which made the aching in your heart even worse

the next time you saw dewey was when he became deputy and by that time you had thought you were over your crush on him

but oh god

oh god

you were WRONG

you practically choked on your coffee when you saw dewey with his uniform on

you had only noticed him because sid called out to him with a big smile on her face

he came up to her, about to ask what she was doing alone until he saw you come up to them

this mf took off his hat and had the biggest smile on his face

it was giving “*tips fedora* m’lady” vibes but that’s ok cuz it’s dewey we love him

it had only been maybe 4 or 5 months and yet you were kinda like “damn”

the muscle tone in those arms 😏

you two caught up while sidney awkwardly stood there and listened

later that day she went to your room and sat on the edge of your bed with a concerned look on her face

“are you and dewey… together?”

and you’d be kinda embarrassed but be like “i kind of like him” and then you would explain to her why you and dewey would never end up together (ur reasons were total bs btw and she knew)

OK SO NOW WE GET INTO THE KINDA DATING PART

your talk with sid inspires her to tell tatum about your crush on dewey

and so they conspire a plan to set you guys up

literally it’s so easy because you and dewey are gullible

they got you guys locked in a closet after making up some reason for the both you just HAVING to go in together

and being the cool ass older siblings you were, you and dewey did it

literally outside the door you could hear tatum giggling like a maniac while sidney was telling you don’t tell dad 😭

and as much of a cliche it was, sitting in a closet with dewey for what felt like ten hours ended up with you and him confessing to each other

and almost as soon as you guys confessed, tatum opened the door before running away to her room

you were a little mad but i mean 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 the whole closet ordeal was kinda ingenious

but anyways

you and dewey try to spend as much time as you could after this

even though it wasn’t as much as you would’ve liked, you and dewey made it work for a few years

you guys took it slow

and it lowkey drove dewey insane cuz he just wanted to smother you with his love

but he understood so he didn’t complain too much

this is how things were until maureen was murdered

god it hit you really fucking hard

maureen was like a mother to you after your own decided to just dip

you ended up dropping out of school to stay in woodsboro full time, trying to help out your dad and sid with everything going on

dewey tried comforting you and sid as much as he could along w/ tatum

it was difficult to cope but dewey stuck with you the whole time

once things started to get back to somewhat normal and you got a steady job and an apartment in woodsboro, you could finally spend more time with dewey

dewey would come over your apartment most nights to sleep with you, always a little worried for your safety after what happened to maureen

and on his days off, he’d follow you around because all he wants to do is spend time together <3

both of you would never heard the end of it from sidney and tatum, they always talk about you guys getting married bcuz you guys practically are already

and dewey gets SO shy whenever marriage is brought up

he gets a little cheesy and scratches the back of his neck

and always, always, always afterwards when you guys are alone he’ll talk about how nice it would be for you to be mrs. dwight riley

and he talks about how he wants maybe two kids and a fluffy little dog

it never ceases to make your heart warm bcuz he just gets so happy at the thought of starting a family together

and you’d always mention how it would be even cooler to be able to have his side of the family as your actual in-laws

also dewey would make sure to be extra cuddly with you after these talks 😭

like he’s already rlly cuddly but yk⁉️

i feel like he would love being the little spoon but he’d never admit it

he just loves being held and feeling like he’s the one being protected <3

or he loves laying his head on your chest or on your lap

he will literally turn into putty if you run your hands through his hair when he’s laying on you

or if you tell him about how much you love him or how grateful you are of him, his heart will probably explode

he just loves being loved

[miekasa]

random boyfriend eren hcs (modern/college au)

↯ pairing: eren jaeger x (fem) reader

↯ genres and warnings: modern/college au, himbo eren supremacy as per usual, but can you imagine eren, armin, and jean living together in one house bye

↯ notes: this is me once again trying out this headcanon format, also because i have lots of thoughts about eren (being normal) and going to college lmao

↯ more notes: sorry i have to repost this again tumblr is being dumb ://

Not a frat boy, but definitely lives by the mantra “work hard, party harder.”

Likes going out to frat parties and keggers first year, but calms down as time goes on. Sophomore year is more house parties and occasionally going downtown to clubs. By the time junior year rolls around tho, he and Jean are thee party hosts. Homecoming, Halloween, Pre-Thanksgiving break, you name it, those two have a reason to throw a party for it

But party doesn’t always mean absolute rager. Sometimes it’s just drinking with your friends, playing pong, and absolutely crushing Jean at uno. 

At parties with lots of other people, Eren really doesn’t let people fuck around with you, or any of his friends really. Once almost got into a fight because he watched a guy out his hands on yours and Mikasa’s waists to “move around you.” As if. 

Wears his key necklace around all the time, obviously. So he gives you a necklace with a lock on it, with both of your initials engraved on the back. 

Nobody really notices it at first, since the chains are long and the necklaces are you usually tucked inside your shirts. But one day, ever the observant one, Armin catches a glimpse of yours resting on top of your shirt. Cue squinted eyes looking back and forth between you and Eren before—eureka! “You and Eren have matching necklaces!!!”

Plays sports, not for a scholarship but just for fun. Gets very pouty when you can’t make it to his games; and gets extra pouty if you show up, but you’re not wearing his jersey.

On the flip side, gets very giddy when he sees you in the stands with his jersey on and very ostentatiously scoops you up into a hug after the game is over.

Literally does not know where the library is until you show it to him. Any of them. Help him.

The worst person to study with if he doesn’t have any actual work to do. Will bother you and prefer to gossip than to let you do your work in peace. If you need an actual study buddy, you should try Mikasa.

Drunkenly hits on you a lot. Scratch that, he hits on you regardless, drunk or sober, despite the fact that you’re literally dating him already.

Literally reserves at least two nights of the week to have dinner with Armin bye and you couldn’t even interrupt them if you tried.

Waits for you outside of your classroom if you’ve had an important presentation or something. Not always with anything cheesy or loud, but just to be able to cheer you on and congratulate you after.

Hates the act of going grocery shopping, but loves going with you. Also because you force him to buy things other than Anytizers and Kraft Mac and Cheese.

Steals your hair ties and scrunchies to put his hair up. Does not fucking give them back, and denies having them, even if they’re piling up on his wrist.

Will drive you anywhere and everywhere. He is your personal Uber. Even if you don’t want him to be, he would rather die than let you get into an actual Uber—and if it’s late at night? Forget it, Eren doesn’t care if you’re 45 mins away, he’ll come get you.

After you stabbed him with your pen for drawing in your notebook (with your very pristine notes), he started leaving sticky notes inside of them instead.

They’re all super random, usually incoherent, and sometimes just drawings, and you’d never tell him, but you keep every single one.

Cuts class a lot, but not to the point where he’s failing. Just when he feels like it’s deserved, you know? Like, if he attended lecture for a class all week, he deserved to skip Friday’s lecture. As a treat.

He’s embarrassing. Endearing, but so embarrassing. Like, singing in the middle of the street embarrassing. Asking you to do a TikTok in public embarrassing. Why do you even love him.

Moves off-campus during junior year and rooms with Jean and Armin in three-bedroom house. So, he’s never actually lonely, but he’s a little crybaby and will whine to get to you to come over.

LOVES sleeping over at your place, though. Because you live with Annie and Mikasa, so your place is always clean and always smells good. Plus Mikasa and Annie are usually busy, which means you get more privacy at your place.

Mikasa honestly just starts making breakfast for Eren in the mornings when he does sleep over, and Annie is so unfazed by his presence.

Jumps at the opportunity to join in on your girls wine-night or skincare-routine night. So what if it’s him and three other girls drinking red wine with face masks on and talking about Anne Hathaway movies while playing Monopoly Deal? It leaves him pleasantly buzzed and his skin is absolutely glowing, suck his dick, Connie.

Likely doesn’t understand a thing about your major/program but listens enthusiastically when you talk about it anyways.

His lock screen is the only selfie he’s ever convinced you to take with him. (That’s okay because he has many screenshots of your snaps for safekeeping and blackmailing).

Tries to get you to exercise with him. If you’re into that, then great. If you’re not, it’s okay, he always has time to stop and take a mid-workout thirst trap to send your way. Because he’s annoying like that.

Once accidentally replied to the whole class instead of just the professor on an email asking him to be a g and bump his 89.9 to a 90. Embarrassing. (The prof did raise in the end tho, so maybe he really does have some charm to him).

Has to wear reading glasses when studying for a long time/or at his computer for a long time, and even though he doesn’t like them, you think he looks super cute in them; so he wears them more often than usual. 

Calls you asking for the most obscure school supplies/stationary. “Babe, hey, you wouldn’t happen to have a spare 4x8 poster board laying around now would you?” 

Mind you this is at, like, 3am, 12 hours before the poster board in question is due. 

Speaking of stationary, is an absolute little shit and steals your good pens. He’s partial to the sparkly ones, if he’s being honest. They make his notes look better, fuck you, Jean. 

“Eren, give me back my purple 0.4mm pen.” “I don’t know what that is, sorry.” “Eren, I can see it in your hand!” 

Brings you snacks while you’re studying. If you’re really trying to crack down and be serious, he won’t even bother you. Just bring the snacks, bring you water and boba, kiss your little forehead and be on his way.

Has a polaroid camera he got as a birthday gift, and uses it to sneak pictures of you whenever you’re not looking. He keeps the good ones hung up on a sponge board in his room.

He has a few.... riskier ones too, but those are for his eyes only.

Loves to pick out your nail color when you get your nails done. Honestly gets a little pouty when you don’t ask him lmaoo

Purposely leaves his clothes around so you can wear them. Isn’t subtle about it in the slightest. Sometimes leaves them with a note: “Please wear this, you’d look cute as fuck. Thank you. —Management.”

(slightly nsfw below)

Is not too proud to ask you for risqué snaps. Not necessarily full nudes, thought he doesn’t object to those.

Will literally give you hickeys out of boredom. Will pull you onto his lap and start kissing your neck because he has nothing better to do. Also because it leads to sex 7/10 times. The other 3 times, it’s because he falls asleep with his head in your neck lmaoo

Might have once fucked you with one of his lectures playing in the background, but you’ll never tell.

He really likes phone sex. He’s shit at being quiet, so he can only really do it when Jean and Armin are out of the house, but there’s something about only being able to hear your moans to get off that really does it for him.

He’s kind of goofy and absentminded sometimes, so sometimes you’ll be mid-sex and he’ll look at you like “Hey, did you finish your assignment, it’s due tomorrow right?”

And honestly, you kinda wanna be upset, but then you start thinking—“Did I finish my assignment?” And then you realize you did and nod and he’s like “Ok, cool,” kisses your forehead and resumes where you left off.