#it's funny in a way

[itspileofgoodthings]

why is Macfayden saying Darcy's iconic line about not renewing the sentiments that were so "disgusting to her" in a soft tone SET TO BACKGROUND PIANO MUSIC WHILE A PENSIVE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN HER PJS WON'T MEET HIS GAZE PLSSSSS

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[reginrokkr]

Not me wanting to read too much into this, but if the Unknown God happens to be defeated by the allegations of a potential Shade of the Primordial One, then there might be some genuine connection between the pure-blood Khaenri'ahns' eyes and Phanes and I'm vibrating on my seat at that concept—

[apieceofpeaceofmind]

Funny how an album was released on September 23rd and still almost all songs managed to get a spot on my Spotify wrapped. Says a lot about me.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[marlynnofmany]

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[jellyjamheadobb]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[rejoiceinsilverlight]

i think mabel somehow finds a picture of stan and ford's prom outfits and goes ham recreating the suits for her and dipper's prom

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[gossippool]

one of the funniest parts of the honda odyssey scene is right after logan pulls the car over because he's so obviously burning with rage over wade lying to him, but then wade says he made an "educated wish" and that bewilders logan so much he goes from being mad to just blinking and staring at him like this

and then wade goes on that long spiel about how he needs to save his family and at the end of all that logan just says "did you say you made an educated fucking wish?" his baffled ass was NOT listening 😭

[everwalldigan]

(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)

Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.

JL: he killed 80 people in two days.

Dick: …he’s adopted?

Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[just-a-cup-of-anxietea]

“They’re eating the dogs in Springfield!!”

“There are no credible reports of that”

“I’ve seen people on television saying it”

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.

one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.