"sir, please. as i've been trying to explain to your men. i'm not general arnold." from benedict to ben
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No, this man assuredly was not Arnold... Equally spineless, perhaps, but the wide, harrowed eyes gazing back at him didn't belong to the steely traitor he'd once regarded with reverence and awe.
Disappointment sank low in his stomach, tart and acidic, and slamming his fist repeatedly into his own thigh, he sucked a breath through his teeth and rolled his eyes skyward. "You were found skulking beyond our campgrounds," Benjamin coolly said. "Arnold you are not, but suspicious you very much are. Care to explain yourself?"
Here, he started to circle the stranger within the cabin set up for the strictest of i.nterrogation, his hands itching to grab and shake a confession out of the gentleman. He was clearly well-dressed and equally well-mannered, which were traits often only found in o.fficers; it was no wonder his men assumed this interloper was Arnold.
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mm kirishima tries stuffing his balls inside puppygirl!reader as a makeshift knot :(
He is … so stupid!!!!!!
So caught up in your mewling for him that he totally forgets puppygirls need a lil extra just to get them to the end. You’re begging and pleading from underneath with your cute, dark eyes, asking for it— pleasepleaseplease, Eiji, please!!!
And it’s not like he’s a virgin but he’s only been with human girls and boys before and has always been so damn fumbly w/ them….… being with you is the first time he’s really felt like a man and he doesn’t want to disappoint you so he just… tries… since he knows you can take it and…
…then you feel his chubby finger wiggling around in your puss trying to get his balls to sit right and it’s just… lmfaoooooooooooo…
(It gets you off but it’s not as good for you as it is for him, and you end up grumpy and he’s SO sorry because you deserve everything he has to offer and more, and next time he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do and, and, and—)
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according to leah she lives her life so unapologetically herself but is uncomfortable being openly gay, loves being accessible but ignores fans, hates wasting time and doing nothing yet claims to be the biggest napper, wants to be the best centre back in the world but can’t even be bothered to practice her cornering position. why are we giving this hypocrite a pedestal? she has shown multiple times that she pretends to be the person people want her to be and contradicts herself in literally any interview she does
are u being serious? like???
1. there’s a difference between being unapologetic and completely public. you can be confident in yourself and who you are without screaming it on rooftops. she’s confident in who she is (with sexuality, clothing, appetite, music tastes etc) and shares that with her family and friends and the people she knows. because she’s a private individual and values her privacy.
also, considering the homophobia and disgusting insults open gay people (especially those in sport) face daily, is it any wonder why some people don’t scream their sexuality? leah already faces thousands of sexualising, demeaning and vile comments daily (across all social medias) without homophobic people knowing her sexuality and attacking her for it.
i’m guessing you’re a new ‘fan’ if you don’t already know this. i mean, back when leah and jordan would post together, they (particularly leah) would get so many disgusting comments.
also, she’s never actually said anything about her own sexuality, everything people say is just an assumption. she’s hinted at it, but who actually knows (if she’s gay, straight, bi or whatever). it’s no-ones business except her own, she doesn’t have to share that with fans to prove she’s comfortable with herself. i’m sure all her friends and family and teammates all know, which is all she needs.
2. when has she ignored fans? those games when she went inside without interacting because she wasn’t feeling great? (do you know that she literally has endometriosis, anxiety and gets sick like the average person does. she’s not always going to be 100% great and up for interaction. like i’m sure you aren’t.)
the other week she literally responded to a leeds player on twitter who was excited to play against her and wanted her shirt, instead asking if they could swap an that she couldn’t wait to meet her. that’s a fan interaction. she visited a bunch of kids and told them about being mascots for the arsenal game v chelsea. that’s a fan interaction.
she constantly makes herself visible so that young girls (and boys) can look up to her and don’t have to search to find a role model like her in sport, like she had to do herself as a kid.
3. this is the dumbest comment ever. like. yes she has a fear of time and it causes her anxiety, why would that mean she can’t have a nap??
she’s a human being AND a sporting professional who tires herself out physically (and mentally) almost every day. naps are literally what people take to rejuvenate themselves. having anxiety about time isn’t going to tell her body to not get tired and need sleep.
i’m sure on the days where she has more anxiety regarding time (like new year’s eve) she probably won’t nap or whatever.
4. i actually don’t even know if you’re being serious here. like. what?? (if you are,) being great on corners isn’t the only thing it takes to bring a great CB. but she literally is good at them anyway.
for the defensive corners: she’s great at blocking, at managing the traffic of players afterwards and at pushing the play back out and to the other side of the pitch. and for attacking corners: she’s literally scored numerous headers/goals from them and can make a great defensive run or secondary attack.
5. everyone has a version of themselves they want to be, and the best people work at themselves every day to achieve that. that is something leah clearly does, and for herself not anyone else. she doesn’t have to prove anything to you, or people like you who make ignorant and dumb comments without informing themselves first.
she has said before she doesn’t put herself on a pedestal and that she doesn’t view herself as she does her own heroes. if you’re putting her on that, it’s down to you and you personally. she’s a normal person who is trying deal with and be successful in the position she’s in (both her job and role as a public figure). she’s not acting or pretending to be anyone, she’s simply being herself.
(my ask box is called ‘think first’. you should read that before submitting something).
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