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#wtf

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hm.

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when dogs are scary smart

over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltie’s barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until she’s quiet. this has been extremely successful; she’s gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.

this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.

if that isn’t a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i…don’t know what is lmao

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool

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the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

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You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.   Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

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Dear Denmark,

We are so sorry for our idiot president's quest to take over Greenland. It makes absolutely no sense and we're all baffled.

Sincerely,

The people of the US (the ones who didn't vote for this f*cker)

P.S. Any chance you'd be willing to invade us instead? We'd really love some education, healthcare, and a generally decent quality of life.

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god some of you are just so weird about having content on this site

"justify"?! babes it's a bullshit internet scrapbook not a fucking phd thesis

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keep up the good work you guys inshallah the stress gets to be too much :)

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Kids love blue dogs idk

In every generation there is a chosen one…

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There should be no billionaires.