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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.
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i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck
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(April 12th 2024)
No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.
First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.
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bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes
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Re: Good Omens "Season" 3:
Listen. Listen folks.
I know. We're upset. We have every right to be upset. He-who-won't-be-mentioned fucked this up for all of us: the fans, the cast, the crew.
BUT there are still two people involved in this project whom I trust to make this right for us:
Rob Wilkins, who says of himself that his job is to be Sir Terry's representative on earth, and Michael Sheen, the OG Good Omens Fan.
Look me in the eye and tell me you don't believe Michael Sheen would fight Amazon execs in an ASDA parking lot if they told him he wasn't allowed to kiss David Tennant on the mouth in front of a rolling camera. Or that you don't believe David would follow his lead.
I trust in the cast and crew to somehow steer this ship and to give us 90 minutes that feel like a satisfactory ending for this show that means so much to so many of us.
Did I wish for more than 90 minutes for them to pull it off? Absolutely.
But I won't lie, folks: I am SO. INCREDIBLY. RELIEVED.
I honestly thought they were just going to cancel it. They could have done. And the fact that they didn't is 100% down to us being a huge fandom with (let's be real here) a lot of purchasing power and the ability to kick off a ginormous shitstorm all over social media. I bet there were whole entire meetings dedicated to figuring out if cancelling the show and washing their hands off this entire mess was worth the cost - and then they decided it wasn't.
That's down to us.
So we'll take these 90 minutes and we will squeeze every last molecule of dopamine out of them because Michael and David and the rest of the crew and Rob will make sure that there will be plenty for us to enjoy.
And then we'll continue doing what we've always done: write fanfic and make art and love these characters. We don't need him-who-won't-be-mentioned or Amazon for any of that.
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my best medical tip is that if you call a medical office to get a piece of information, if you don't like the answer you get, call again another time. sometimes you just run into one receptionist who is having a bad day or doesn't know what they're talking about.
today i called an infusion company to find out if they take my insurance. the agent said they could only tell me that after my doctor sends the referral. i said my doctor isn't going to waste their time sending a referral if we don't even know you take my insurance. she said too bad so sad. i said i am pretty sure you have a list of what insurance you take. she said wahh wahh boo hoo so i hung up.
called back immediately. spoke to a different agent. immediately told me they take my insurance.
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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff
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please learn how to code
like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,
learn a little bit of coding please
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Pukicho whats your opinion on the passage of time
Hoping it'll eventually stop doing that
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Daily post.
#poor wil#just constantly updating this because it always gets worse#american politics#this is a hellscape#its not as funny when all of our rights are on the line
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Nothing says "relatable normal guy" like working in a McDonald's kitchen in a full suit
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