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Too cute to be working on a Sunday tbh!
#my cute face#this book is trying my patience#also this narrator keeps pluralizing things#she is incapable of saying the singular “finger” or “arm”#it's driving me bananas#wholesome elderly butch representation#femme bait#help#butch posting
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I made the decision to be extra-judicious on deciding what constituted a spoiler for the new season of Strange New Worlds and I'm sticking with that.
But I have thoughts and I’ve spent way too much time thinking about them for a season and a half and I can’t hold them in anymore. So here you go.
Definite spoilers for episode 5 and everything before it under the cut. TL;DR at the very bottom of this way too long post.
Episode 5 was an absolute banger of an episode in terms of Hollywood entertainment value. But, and this is a big BUT, what the actual hell are the writers doing?
The Christine/Spock/T’Pring love triangle is tarnishing the gift that was given to Trek fans when Strange New Worlds was announced and it's becoming way too obvious not to comment on.
It’s maddening that they’ve decided to take a thirty second scene of a one-sided crush from the original series (Chapel confessing her love for Spock in The Naked Time) and turned it into a two-sided love affair that's part of a love triangle. It is, quite literally, derailing what is otherwise an incredible show.
I hear you asking… Seriously? Aren’t you being extreme? How could a consensual affair do that? Or.... You're a Spirk blog. Aren't you biased? Oh boy, I wish it were that simple. This is coming from a literal lifelong Trek fan who had Trouble with Tribbles memorized before I had an inkling what romance even was, and who - fortunately - was taught by my Trekkie father what made good writing.
The love triangle is not good Trek or good writing.
For reasons that likely have to do with Spock being arguably the most well known character in Star Trek canon (pop culture wise), the writers have chosen to focus on him. And what kind of storyline can they give us since Spock goes through a massive, decades long character arc in the original series and movies? (Spoiler alert, I answer that at the end and it's not a love triangle.)
For reasons that likely have to do with Peck’s appearance and natural charisma, they’ve decided to give Spock love interests - not just one but two.
Let’s ignore that Spock doesn’t show interest in either Christine or T’Pring in the original series. Really, that’s the least of the problems and easily explained away.
Where the problems arise are two fold - Spock’s emotional journey and the minimization of two strong female characters to love interests.
Spock’s emotional journey - As great as parts of this episode were (looking at you, Amanda), what it achieved was Spock coming to terms with his human side in a way that the Spock we know from the original series hasn’t accepted. It takes original series Spock until The Motion Picture (perhaps not until after The Voyage Home), to be comfortable in being both human and Vulcan. So the ground Spock gained in this episode? Strange New Worlds, if it continues as part of the prime timeline, can only result in character regression for Spock. As a fan of Spock in all iterations, that regression will be a heartbreaking and horrible way to end a hopeful show.
Christine and T’Pring as love interests - Dear god, can these women exist without being defined by a man please? It’s 2023. This shouldn’t be something female characters have to ask for. Sure, there was more about Christine in this episode, but her arc still revolved around Spock. And not only that, but we got the Korby name drop in this episode (her future fiancé). I'd love to think that this isn't headed in a direction where Christine will hook up with Spock then he’ll pull away and she jumps ship to Korby only to be defined again by a man. But for fuck's sake, this last season and a half hasn't given me much hope. Jess Bush is amazing as Christine. Is it too much to let Christine be her own woman? And T’Pring? I adore T'Pring way more in Strange New Worlds than I expected to. So, please, help a Vulcan woman out. T’Pring is already relegated to nothing in the narrative after Amok Time. If there’s going to be an insistence on bringing her into the story can she please not be defined by Spock then Stonn? I'm BEGGING the Strange New Worlds writers - let these characters and actors shine as fully realized women.
But the larger problem is that this single decision for a love triangle has not only fated these three characters to regression and minimization - IT'S DIMMING THE POSSIBILITIES FOR EVERYONE.
When Strange New Worlds was announced, there were so many possibilities. A whole new part of canon to be explored and expanded. NEW CHARACTERS, NEW PLACES, NEW MORAL QUANDARIES, NEW EXPLORATIONS.
But we only get 10 episodes a season, right? Not the 26ish we got with the original series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and Enterprise. (Discovery, I'm looking at you and weeping too.)
So, why are the writers insisting on episodes focusing on an unnecessary love triangle when they could be doing this:
Uhura - Hello? SHE'S RIGHT THERE AND CELIA IS INCREDIBLE. The original series is notorious for brushing Uhura under the rug and other people can speak way more intelligently on Uhura meta than I can. But, I mean, she didn't even have a canon first name until 2009. So. Yeah. Good news, Strange New Worlds can change all of that. Build her history, show us her successes, her fears, her failings, glimpses into her past. Give her a chance to have a dalliance with the "alien of the week." Uhura is a beloved character for so so so many wonderful reasons. Give us the stories about her that deepen that love.
Erica - Oh, Erica. My beloved Erica. Paramount PR keeps saying that last week's episode was "Erica's Big Moment" and if it truly was her biggest moment of the season, then I weep for her and Melissa Navia. All we learned in that episode was that she's Erica Ortegas and she flies the ship (and, well, that Navia has a depth in her they haven't let her show with Erica so far). Erica does pilot and flies really goddamn well, but we already knew that. What about her time in the Klingon War? What about her family? Her friends off the ship? What was it that either made her determined to become the best pilot or that happened in her past that inspired her to become that pilot? How does she feel about being on the Enterprise? How does she feel about soup or carpet or art? There's nothing, literally NOTHING, in future canon about her and right now her Memory Alpha entries for her life before Strange New Worlds is seven sentences. SEVEN SENTENCES. All of this for a fan favorite character. *sigh*
Sam - The potential for this character is limitless and all we've really gotten is him touching something he shouldn't have, being xenophobic to Spock, and that he doesn't pick up his dirty dishes. Seriously? We know more about Jim Kirk in Strange New Worlds and he's not even on the Enterprise or in the same timeline! When we rewatch Operation Annihilate, give us a reason to mourn with Jim. Make that episode a billion times worse because Sam is a character that we know and care about outside of being Jim's brother.
Pike - Okay, so admittedly, Pike is probably the most fleshed out character besides Spock in canon and they're not shying away from the future he knows is coming. That's been handled really well. And they've also done a great job of showing how much Pike cares. But, what makes Pike one of the "great captains" and how has his past turned him into who he is today (the canon pieces with his father have so much possibility) and what is he doing behind the scenes to fight for his crew and his ship? I feel like we got more of the "great captain" in Discovery than we've gotten in Strange New Worlds. And, dear god again with the "romance," can his love interest get a canon first name please? Hard to buy he loves her when he calls her Captain Batel even in his personal log.
Una - She was pretty much a canonical blank slate going into Strange New Worlds and they've done some incredible episodes with her, but I'd love to see her actually be the XO? Making that a question because she absolutely is, but we have yet to really see that in practice. The relationship between Pike and Una deserves so so much more screen time. Let them be captain and first officer. Explore Pike mentoring her, and give way more of her mentoring crew. Let her be more than Illyrian. What are the unique challenges she faces as the highest ranked woman and non-Human on the ship? Is she a fighter or a negotiator or some secret third thing? Does she have an intricate knowledge of some space anomaly or ship function that no one else on board does? What are her future goals and plans? I'm rambling now, but the point is that she's a character who disappears from canon after Strange New Worlds and she's the goddamn FIRST OFFICER OF THE ENTERPRISE. Let her be that until she isn't anymore.
La’An and M'Benga - Honestly, I'm not going to put much here for La'An because out of all the "new" characters in Strange New Worlds, La'An has been fleshed out the most. And, out of all the "barely exists in canon" characters, M'Benga is the same. But I'm listing them because they make my point. La'An and M'Benga are good examples of what happens when the writers focus on characters who either don't exist in canon or barely exist there. We know pieces of their backstory and their motivations. We know what keeps them up at night. Both actors have given performances that tie the audience to their characters emotionally. And yet, there's seasons worth of more material for both of them.
So. To come back to my original point - why are the writers focusing on a love triangle that tramples on canon and minimizes female characters when they are wealthy af with primo characters?
I mean, there are so many other ways they could have gone with Christine (making her bisexuality more than a one-off line, having her struggle with what happened on the Farragut, exploring her role during the Klingon War, family, friends, facing moral quandaries in her research...), and Spock (his relationship with Sarek, Vulcan rituals and practices we've never seen ((double parentheses here to emphasize that to us, as viewers, Vulcan *is* a strange new world and there's still a hell of a lot of Vulcan stuff that's veiled in mystery)), and MICHAEL ((remember Michael, his sister, who got a one line mention in the first episode then nothing?? Yeah, that Michael)), Spock's grief over losing Hemmer and Michael so closely together, etc...). Poor T'Pring is pretty much relegated to love interest and plot device at this point unfortunately. Instead of the love triangle route, they could've cut the sex scenes and made her a cool, calculating advisor to Spock and the Angel/Sybok plotline could've still happened. But alas, was not meant to be.
I've written a lot of words and taken up way too much of my day with this, but I seriously couldn't hold it in any longer. Look, I love Strange New Worlds, but I also seriously grieve for the show that it could've been and I seriously hope it will become that show in future seasons.
Strange New Worlds is gorgeous, the sets and special effects are A+, the actors are all pretty too and know how to command a scene. There's a lot to work with. But let's not forget that the original series was put together with styrofoam, glitter, and a prayer and it birthed this 60 year franchise. What kept people coming back to Trek were the relationships and a found family working together to explore, not a forced love triangle.
TL;DR
The insistence on the Christine/Spock/T'Pring love triangle is dooming all of their characters to massive character regression and minimization *and* cheating us out of learning about and loving the characters who are practically unknown in canon.
#star trek#strange new worlds#snw spoilers#strange new worlds spoilers#star trek meta#strange new worlds meta#this is about as contentious as i'll get on this blog#because it's supposed to be a happy place for me#but damn#i couldn't NOT say something#it's driving me bananas#adding tags because i have more thoughts#this isn't even getting into that the writers fundamentally DON'T KNOW who spock is#like they really really don't#and vulcan emotions are more powerful than human's but he couldn't control the human emotions?#i don't get it#but they don't either so#adding one more#the bacon was a big wtf moment too#spock is a vegetarian because of respect for life not biology#but again#fundamentally misunderstanding spock seems to be the flavor of the day#fuck#adding more tags#how did i forget to mention that we’re wasting episodes on an unnecessary love triangle that’s DOOMED FROM THE START ON ALL SIDES#so it’s extra extra unnecessary#i just#i’m so tired#this episode was just BAD all around
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I have conjunction junction, what's your function? stuck in my stupid brain.
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a taehyung a week until he's released ♥
week 20/52 (cr. namuspromised)
#bts#btsedit#btsgif#dailybts#btsdaily#taehyung#kim taehyung#dailybangtan#userbangtan#usersan#heyryen#userpat#tuserandi#userdimple#raplineuser#rjshope#annietrack#userkelli#usersky#kthedit#***#*taw#this fit drives me BANANAS he is so FINE
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#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD Season 2#OFMD S2 Trailer#ofmd gifs#ofmdedit#ofmddaily#ofmdblog#ofmdsource#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Taika Waititi#Rhys Darby#Edit#GODDDDD LMAO#INEVITABLE SET WAS INEVITABLE#BECAUSE LOOK AT THEM#seeing them both have so many action scenes is driving me bonkers bananas#and i just KNOW that black sands battle is going to catapult me into the ocean <3
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Anonymous, The Incest Diary
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#i have a banana you have the split#tight butts drive me nuts#lucious bottom#take me as you please#beautiful woman
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I wanted you to use me, you malign, double-crossing, corpse-obsessed bag of bones, you broken, used-up shithead! I wanted you to live and not die, you imaginary-girlfriend-having asshole! Fuck one flesh, one end, Harrow. I already gave my flesh to you, and I already gave you my end. I gave you my sword. I gave you myself. I did it while knowing I’d do it all again, without hesitation, because all I ever wanted you to do was eat me.
#my art#gideon the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt fanart#gtn#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth spoilers#gideon nav#gideon the ninth spoilers#gtn spoilers#gtn fanart#htn spoilers#griddlehark#gideon the ninth fanart#this quote drive me straight up bananas when i first read i Needed to make fanart of it like absolutely it still drives me to insanity
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mstief.....u know I didn't notice it. when I read trc as a teen. I didn't notice how the vision tree differed from the actual event.
The Raven Boys, chapter 46 page 400
Blue Lily, Lily Blue, chapter 26 page 200-201
the way, in the vision tree, it's gansey gansey gansey, gansey is the one asking for the kiss, in a time when blue is still denying it, denying she could ever feel something for him, so it's gansey.
and then the actual moment, it's blue. gansey warning her, blue wanting to pretend. and they know. they both know now. it's not pretend. it won't ever be.
the impossibility of the vision vs the yearning possibilities of the truth.
I just want to pretend
I want to pretend that I could
#ignore how shakey my underlines are i was doing it in the dark#trc#bluesy#🥰🥰#they drive me bananas#someone sedate me
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So I'm posting this separate from my post that goes into the translations in Banana Rumble but the context is
-There is a translatable language in Super Monkey Ball Banana Rumble
-Everything translates out to understandable messages 1 to 1 with the exception of the runes in Oceanus, which translate to gibberish.
Now I was playing in Battle Mode, and I found this in the Floating City level in Ba Boom
This is the only message outside of Oceanus that doesn't make sense in a 1 to 1 translation. I THINK it might be a key, but I'm not sure. If I can use this to translate Oceanus stuff (the symbol underneath DOES look like the ocean), then this could be huge.
#banana rumble#translation stuff#the problem with using it as a key is that it uses A-Z AND 1-9#and I don't quite know how that will settle#this has been driving me insane btw
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some sketchbook pages
#I posted these on Twitter so they get to go on tumblr too#2024 is the year I decided to stop avoiding drawing environments bc they take too long#2024 is the year I get comfortable with environments so that I can rely less on heavy references and instead#invent more easily from imagination because it feels familiar to my hands etc etc etc#also there’s a couple of short comics I have in mind where the environment is a character and that means I can’t fuck it up#by slacking off otherwise it’ll drive me bananas#sketchbook tag
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I will always argue that Vox and Valentino are both verses that choose to play top/bottom parts when they feel like it, because strict binary division in that matter always gives me heebie jeebies.
I see what your doing here, trying to introduce heteronormative dynamics into my queer ship
#especially when the thought process goes like#val wears a dress so he's a bottom#but honestly every top/bottom discourse drives me bananas#just go back to seme/uke yaoi world where you belong#hazbin hotel#vox#valentino#voxval#vox hazbin#valentino hazbin hotel#staticmoth
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when Cooper is captured after the Super Duper Mart and walking for the first time without Lucy after all the BAD SHIT he did to her and then the GOOD SHIT she did for him, we cue a song that says "lonely hours away from u" then get the flashback of him noticing Barb's Pip-Boy. this flashback also ends with the "I love you cuz you do the right thing" line from him.
is he thinkin' about Pip-Boys cuz of Lucy. is he thinking about The Right Thing cuz of what she did for him.
most importantly: am I losing my sanity
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Stucky and kisses
#They’re real to me#Bucky kissing Steve’s fucked up knuckles after a mission ☹️#AND STEVE KISSING BUCKYS SCARS#They drive me bananas#marvel writers biting the curb 4K#they know what they did.#anti endgame#bucky barnes#steve rogers#stucky#mcu
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The target audience for this is nonexistent but anyway Fencing Post (TM)
Reyna would be a foil fencer. She loves figuring out the best way to outwit her opponents. Her opponents can be glad if they walk away with even a point or two at the end of the match. She’s untouchable.
Jason fences épée, but in the most feral unhinged way you can imagine. He scores just as much as he takes hits. Very strong on the offense but struggles with defense. Wins most of his matches but it’s always, always close.
Outside of matches, Jason is the most polite chill guy you will ever meet and it confuses the hell out of people.
#this is brought to you by me doing fencing at uni LOL#the rules and right of way stuff of foil would drive Jason bananas#jason grace#reyna arellano#hoo#heroes of olympus#jason and reyna#pjo hoo toa
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why would david be suddenly ramping up his activity on social media...
why would so much of it be related to the show...
why would he not be stopping the clown train from leaving the station...
why would it be happening so close to october...
why would the cast and crew also seemingly be in on it...
why would it be intensifying and getting more and more suspicious with every passing post...
...if there was NOTHING behind it.
#OFMD#The Art of Clownery#David Jenkins#LIKE!!!#IT'S DRIVING ME //BANANAS//#I think there's a part of me that's still braced for disappointment#Still braced for the downward slide we've gone on many times before#But like???#At the same time???????#This instance feels so DIFFERENT??????????#It almost feels like how things felt in December 2023#Aka back when we actually WERE heading towards renewal#And they actually WERE readying themselves#AND YET SOMEHOW IT FEELS EVEN MORE ON THE NOSE THAN IT DID AROUND THAT TIME???#BECAAAAAUSE LIKE HOW ARE YOU ABOUT TO @ NETFLIX AND THEN TALK ABOUT THE ENDING AND POSE WITH A PRODUCER/WRITER SIR LMAO#LIKE GODDDDD //WHAT//
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