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bbbbbbbbatman · 1 year ago

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JL sets up a betting pool to see who can get Superman to say "fuck" first. Everybody gets so intense about this, but no matter what they do, they cannot get him to say anything worse than hell. Bruce is so tired of this, so at a meeting one day he just takes off his cowl and reveals his identity with zero build up or warning and Superman just lets out the loudest "What the fuck?"

#bruce isn't sure the commotion caused by his identity reveal is less than what the bet caused #but it's fine #it's been on his to-do list anyway #superman #batman #bruce wayne #superbat #clark kent #dc #dc comics #justice league #mine

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year ago

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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claraoswalds · 5 months ago

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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

#dwedit #doctor who #mrs flood #fifteenth doctor #the master #jacobi!master #tenth doctor #jack harkness #martha jones #twelfth doctor #ninth doctor #*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor #instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too #so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her #it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on #ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years #bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe #later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before #so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby #to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....

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qiu-yan · 4 months ago

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#mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #jin ling #presumably jiang cheng would have removed yanli from the YMJ website when she married out. and wei wuxian after the fake defection #but who knows. maybe he never got around to it. he told himself he'd do it asap but he never quite got around to it.#and now there's nothing else left.#anyways jin guangyao is tearing out his hair because jin ling's custody deal hasnt even been finalized yet #but jiang cheng is already acting like it's settled. why is jin rulan on your website sect leader jiang. he's our heir not yours #jiang cheng: read 5:55pm #also you know that jiang fengmian never once changed his aol email account even after everyone started using gmail #12-yo wei wuxian set it up for him. it's listed in YMJ's official contact info even though it's his personal email #and he never replies to emails.#yanyan polls

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nowwheresmynut · 2 years ago

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draw maya graciously preventing me from showing miles a pic of his dad's dead body for no reason

He'll be haunted forever by this knowledge.

#its not like he was getting any sleep before anyway #wrightworth #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #real mvp maya fey #comics by me #aa by me #aa comics #request list #oodlyenough #some might say showing him his dead dad's pic wouldve been a less crueler fate #than having to wonder about photos os a naked defense attorneu while lying sleepless in a jail cell with nothing to do #after the case js closed is anyone gonna mention this ever happened #artwork

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sallytwo · 7 days ago

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be nice to me!

#myart #wesley crusher #nick locarno #i dont even care about them. ignore this👇#the beautiful dynamic ive built in my head. wesley (most easily manipulated being on this earth) idealizing nick for letting him on the tea #as a sophomore. and trying to live up to that and reallyyy looking up to nick. coach surrogate father and best friend all in one. yeah.#yeah you WOULD look up to him mr . dead father. anyway #and nick having more influence over wes because hes a sophomore and he specially picked him. and using that to his advantage #nick wants to shape wesley in his image wes just wants friends and is terrified of letting nick down. theyre not friends its so much worsee #and then wes realizing that. AGAIN. nicks just been using him. and the last thing nick does is take the fall for the team.#so he wants to hate him and cant and then nick explodes 8 years later . and . yeah !#i think he acts like he hates him more than he does and turns him into this villian in his head. because he cant admit it was his fault too #he wants to just pin the blame on nick and convince himself hes been evil all along. because he doesnt want to admit he misses him #nick was a good team leader and was in over his head and took it out on wes and he was 22 and didnt know what he was doing but he wasnt evi #ANYWAYYYYYYY now i start listing the like 20 EE songs that remind me of them:

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starflungwaddledee · 10 months ago

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starflung's 2023 advent 8/8 🔔 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 🔔

#OHHH MY GOD i just... forgot to post these. i was supposed to post them on nye #things have been a bit crazy here sorry sorry sorry. doing my best to keep up with stuff!!!#anyway final two of 'santa'; checking his list (twice) and out for delivery. i hope you enjoyed this series even though these are late! <3 #my art #kirby

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tetzoro · 3 months ago

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good morning friendz + happy friday from me and the kitties ! they wanted me to tell you they’re very proud of you for making it through another week! i hope that today treats you kindly, remember to stay hydrated + unclench your jaws ! (๑´>᎑<)~* ෆ

#luffy + his father LMFAO #he always insists on being right in front of my screens #while obi just chills on his lil throne beside me #mercury retrograde decided it hates me and thought it would be cute to mess up my sleep schedule this week #but we move #will sleep more tmro 🙂‍↕️#i completed about half of my to do list yesterday so i will be attempting to finish it later #and might do a little ask game laterzzz :3 #might even post a little blurb that i found in the drafts !#i don’t know why i’ve been so scared of posting lately LMAO ? so i’m gonna start unleashing drafts + running away #anyway !! time to go to work #have a wonderful day ᡣ𐭩 #sending out lots of love !#₊˚⊹ ᰔ xoxo aims #ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ — ✩ daily yap.

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bitternace · 8 months ago

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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.

Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?

no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.

[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.

they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.

xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]

close-up under keep reading.

#capisnotonfire #PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate #warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy #OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort #as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways #nano does reqs #my doods #xigbar kh #xemnas kh #IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed #THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a #thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3 #i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described #74

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o-wyrmlight · 9 months ago

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Y'all ever think about how Harry would describe his own skills? Since in canon, they're never referred to directly by their names. Here's some random thoughts:

Intellect

Logic: Common Sense; Puzzlehead; The One Who Draws My Conclusions

Encyclopedia: The Book Brain; The Worldy University; The Footnotes In My Mind

Rhetoric: Nuance; Goldenmouth; The One Who Speaks In Gold

Drama: The Thespian; The Muse; The Method Actor

Conceptualization: The Wordsmith; The Textured Brush; The Hand Which Writes My Poetry

Visual Calculus: The Numbers; The Calculator; The Mathematician

Psyche

Volition: The Crown; The King; The Lord Of My Impulse

Inland Empire: The Dreamer; Inland Empire; The Root Of My Psyche

Empathy: The Bleeding Heart; The Lover; The One Who Resonates With Others

Authority: The Captain; Toxic Masculinity; Make Papa Proud

Esprit de Corps: The Bröderbond; The Blue Radio Static; The Spirit Of Mine Loyalty

Suggestion: The Tempter; The Planted Seed; The One Who Plays Along

Physique

Endurance: The Heart; The Lungs; Determination Made Flesh

Pain Threshold: My Punctured Flesh; My Mental Anguish; Know Thy Limits

Physical Instrument: The Coach; The Throne; The Instrument Of My Body

Electrochemistry: The Urge; The Impulse; My Starving Dopamine Receptors

Shivers: The Beloved City; The Streets; La Revacholiere In Her Entirety

Half Light: The Fight; The Flight; The Impulse To Survive

Motorics

Hand/Eye Coordination: The Aim; The Trigger; That Which Holds My Hand Steady

Perception: My Eyes; My Nose; That Which Lets Me See The World At Its Most Fundamental

Reaction Speed: Reaction Without Thought; The Hastened Instinct; The Pen That Drops From My Desk—I Catch It Before It Falls

Savoir Faire: My Style; My Disco; That Which Guides My Feet. Savvy.

Interfacing: My Hands; My Mechanical Desires; That Which Makes Me Tinker

Composure: My Spine; My Level Head; Face It Like A Champion

The Sum Of My Parts

Ancient Reptilian Brain: The Ancient Dread

Limbic System: The Primal Instinct

#disco elysium #harry du bois #disco elysium skills #anyway this is just something i've been thinking about #do you ever wonder how harry might have explained his skills before the game #because i do #i imagine he'd make a list and it'd look something like this #the list of names and trying to determine what the actual root of the skill is #like 'my starving dopemine receptors. that which drives me to follow my impulses. what do i call you'#'aha--you are my body's sense of electrochemistry'#shivers is more like 'every time the city speaks to me it fills my body with shivers #'so i will associate that feeling with that aspect of myself'#anyway. i still don't really think he refers to these parts of himself as the actual skill names for the most part #but it's good to have a label to refer to. makes things feel neat and organized where they really aren't #btw as i come across more in-canon references/names to the skills i will change/adjust this lmao #me adding in 'bleeding heart' to empathy

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fisheito · 8 months ago

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Bottom yakumo fics i rotate thru bc the tag is playing games with me

EIDEN:

(Sequel) "Another Spicy Study Session on Self-Pleasure" by MistressVanya https://archiveofourown.org/works/49270402

(locked) "plants should stay in your soup and out of your sex life" by acynthe https://archiveofourown.org/works/37453975

(locked) "surprises" by Anonymous https://archiveofourown.org/works/48090496

KUYA (some dubcon+yaku whump):

ASTER:

QUINCY:

"As I Am, Entirely" by zerenovation https://archiveofourown.org/works/54831790

EDMOND: "Of Love Confessions and a Horny Snake" by goldgalaxytea https://archiveofourown.org/works/52916077

NOT EXPLICITLY BOTTOM, BUT FITS THE SUBBY ~FEELING~

"Magic 101: Lessons in Gem-based Erogenous Zones" by auriadne https://archiveofourown.org/works/37413112

(locked) "Day 6: Dom & Sub" by Nya (Yuutfa) https://archiveofourown.org/works/49106176

"Trick-or-Treat" - Chapter 3 by SnowRelic https://archiveofourown.org/works/50601046/chapters/128881948#workskin

"in good taste" by winterdesu https://archiveofourown.org/works/59208052

#is it ok to link locked fic like this? do they not wanna be perceived? if it's not ok i'll just uhh... disappear them from the list #eehehehehe sometimes i just get into moods where bottom yakumo is where it's at #like. specifically bottom yakumo. EXCEPTIONALLY subby yakumo.#no twisting the game to overpowering his partner at the end. that's the bott-to-top yakumo pipeline that fits a DIFFERENT specific mood! :}#eventually i'll exit the bottom mood and dive into topyaku fic and we continue the cycle anew #because... ultimately..... switch yaku is my everything (my agenda and preferences are visible from outer space)#anyway yeah this stuff is all on the hornier side. there are bottom yaku fics that i like that are more plot and char-heavy #but this is the list for when i wanna see him whimpering and begging and crying etc etc you know the post i'm talking about #i started compiling this list because i tried filtering for bottom yakumo and got like. 8 fics #i whispered... i've been living off 8 fics ? Only? i mean that's a lot given how small the fandom is but i feel like i'm missing some #anyway there ended up being more than 8 (that i would reread) so i was quite content with my findings #maybe i'll update it if i see more. hmm. i hope i'll see more #bottom yakumo reading list #i am reading words and acting in ways #nu carnival yakumo

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batsplat · 6 months ago

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Sepang 2006: After an exhausting race, Valentino Rossi brings a chair to the podium and sits down. Loris Capirossi joins him to sit on his lap.

#brr brr #//#lc65 #going through my notes for that vale race rec post and I was gonna include some of these screenshots #but actually there's screenshots I want to include from parc fermé too because I think they're cute so. this gets its separate post #if you're wondering how that rec list is going btw I've currently got over eighty races listed I don't want to talk about it #this race deserves a lot more love tbh. one of the 2006 races nobody would ever shut up about if he'd won the title #but they don't suddenly stop being good races just because they ended up being in vain!! he was amazing to watch in 2006 #two bits of context that really make this:#1) vale/loris were engaged in battle the whole race and vale overtook on the final lap before engaging in some?? uh. robust defence #which I feel like at least a few riders would at the very least have been mildly miffed at but!! not capirossi not with valentino #2) dani had like?? a deep cut in his knee and it was surprising he'd been able to ride let alone get a podium #you'll note he's the only guy standing while these two are doing their thing. another big win for empathy #one commentator is saying literally right after they stand up again that dani had gained the respect of his fellow riders that day #and you kind of feel like if they took his suffering THAT seriously they maybe wouldn't do all that but well!! anyway #alien tag

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ballad-of-elgado · 6 months ago

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Thinking of how I could put my mans in the worst outfits imaginable from monhun. If women are allowed revealing clothing then the men should have more of them too imo.

Hunted for a while and decided the Shell-Studded armor is actually really good looking 😅. I’ll be hunting for other armors as I play through the switch version of risebreak (again) and going broke because of it.

The full image is on my ko-fi for members because I wasn’t sure how much I wanted to share here. Kinda suggestive?? Ig??? Not sure?? Maybe I’ll draw more of this outfit??

#this outfit is so silly so if i do share more outside of kofi then i hope yall end up liking it too :’D #anyways not gonna tag this properly since its just for letting yall know its on kofi #kofi #Link (elgado)#ballad-art #also dont mind his expression hes fine he just looks like that at all times #hes the list of emotions meme where the only thing he goes :) about is food lmao #also been thinking of au names for him??#<- Either Nymin or Nayim #not sure. any Wyverian-esque name suggestions are welcome tho

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allthecastlesonclouds · 6 months ago

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i do have to say that, if there's a theory that game changer's got an ARG based around sam looking at his hands when he says "i am your host, sam reich" he does do it earlier seasons, so either this has been going on for longer than we thought or he wasn't lying in the discord.

rewatching s4 right now and he does it in Don't Cry, Sam Says*, Noise Boys** and Survivor (Part 1). it doesn't happen in Race to the Bottom, Like My Coffee, Secret Samta 3, and The Official Cast Recording. Survivor (Part 2) does not have an intro so it does not count.

i don't know if this means anything. i was just binge-watching shit and remembered that this is something going around, so i thought i might bring it up if anyone wanted that information. i didn't notice any common threads (though katie does say "sam's a magician" in survivor part one) in tie color or something else, but. well. you never know. i'm just having a good time watching a game show.

anyway, game changer theorists, do with that info what you will if you want to look into it! happy theorizing and good luck with sam dalton reich!

*one hand / **one hand, the other one still holding the mini-mic

#game changer #dropout #sam reich #y'all look like you're having fun and i'm not Annoyed by it (though i do wish deja vu was better trigger tagged)#i think the plot line theory is very fun!! i'm just lazy and want to turn my brain off sometimes #anyway. hi. this came up because i was rewatching don't cry (which is why it's first on the list) and went #THAT'S A THING PEOPLE ARE TALKIN BOUT #so take your crumbs and bake a pie guys love to see what's goin on!#this season has been so fun sam reich if you see this i'm having the time of my life

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marcsnuffy · 6 months ago

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please ask me abt what music in spanish I think blIk characters would listen to

#ive been listening to a genre im not a fan of jst to find a match for what music a specific character listens to #(although i do like the song listed on his egoist bible i dont tend to like the genre when its in spanish..?....)#anyways #i think too much abt this #txt #i have an answer for like 7/10 characters #maybe ill just make a post about it #once again i am purely self indulgent

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a-gay-bloodmage · 10 days ago

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Day 28: Jumbo

(Cassandra x Ozol Adaar, Pre-Relationship)

Ozol Adaar had gotten used to a select few things in the human settlement of Hercinia after fleeing the Qun. Now, stuck in Haven, he’s dealing with what it means for a jumbo-sized Inquisitor to come, quite literally, face to face with human doorways.

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