#it's been like 3 years
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British people: these avocados must go they're past their prime please won't someone eat them
The avocados:
#British stores label avocados as ripe or not because people don't know how to tell by picking one up with their hands#these labels are almost always incorrect btw#we stayed with my in-laws for passover one year and I brought a bunch of avocados that were varying degrees of ripe so I could#have avocado on matzah for breakfast each day#and my mother in law just looked at the stickers saying they were ripe and freaked out that they were going to go bad and had to be eaten#and just served them to everyone for lunch on like day 2#without asking me!#I was so mad#half of them were decidely not ripe yet#for context: I have digestive issues and brought a lot of my own food to accommodate for it so she didn't have to#and you know how she served them? cut in half#on a plate#with a spoon#no salt no dressing no anything just eat half an avocado with a spoon#we went out and bought a bunch more the next day and I showed her how to tell which ones are ripe but I'm a salty bitch and I'm still mad#it's been like 3 years#also if one more Brit tells me they've made guacamole only to serve me a bowl of mashed avocado that saw a grain of salt once from a train#I will lose it
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Should I rewatch house of a 1000 corpses?
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2.5 hours till I leave to meet her. Nervous.
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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.
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#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years#i love how these turned out#alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3#her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty#also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags#i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney#beauty and the beast#sleeping beauty#do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy#redesign
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When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot
#Beloved Grunkles you will never die <3#They're speaking to a like 50-60 year old Dipper and Mabel. The former of which is just... So done#I'm certain this has been done before and goddamn its such a fun concept! They change their story every time! They never die!#Also love dennys memes because as someone who is not american to me it is a mythical location that only exists to have fistfights behind it#Gravity Falls#Sea Grunks#Fan art#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Grunkle Stan#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#Stan Pines#Post canon#Fanart#GF Fanart#Artists on Tumblr#My art
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The Ballad of Pearlescentmoon
#behold the fanart I've been cooking in my brain for like 3 weeks and finally got the energy to actually draw it HUZZAH!!!#pearlescentmoon#scott smajor#life series#double life#the double life party ended 2 years ago but IM STILL HERE#artfitto#scarlet pearl
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it's never gonna let me forget huh
#it's been like 3 years#dearest iphone free me from ace attorney fandom#i wasn't even into nahyuta for that long why are they still here
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Logan when the fanboys call him or Wade straight 🤨
#this motherfrucker has been alive for 200 plus years#let him be silly#and happy#he’s been in a throuple and comic canon with Hercules…sooo#and Wade has been confirmed as pan#poolverine#Hugh jackman#Ryan Reynolds#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#wade wilson#wolverine and deadpool#deadpool vs wolverine#Like I wouldn't live the almost hermit nun l live in studying my ass off lmao
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I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333
#no like they have consumed all of my thoughts#ik im quiet here atm but im freaking out In a feral non girly totally concept way about hazbin#BEEN WAITING FIVE FUCKIN YEARS FOR THIS#AND ITS EVERYTHING I HOPED IT WOULD BE AND MORE#ahem#But yeah!! :'D#I love almost all the characters but these two always have and always will be my favs :'>#<3#tribbleart#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#huskerdust#angel dust#hazbin hotel fanart#husk#angel dust fanart#husk fanart#I LOVE THEM- *sobs grossly*
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
#warm up#this isn't good#writeblr#this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3#but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker#and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS#the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!?#..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much.#on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt#and medical debt#i will put that first little bit of cash#into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments)#i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option#but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver#oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs
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Yeah okay so like I said in the tags of the last post I’m rising from my tumblr grave to say that the ban on TikTok is symptomatic of a MUCH larger and more terrifying problem. Because yes, on its surface it’s silly dances and asmr and cooking videos and whatever, but in truth and at its core, TikTok single-handedly revolutionized the way 170 million Americans communicated with each other AND the rest of the world. Non-Americans love to point out how America-centric Americans are, but fail to realize that we are purposefully raised in an isolated, insulated environment where we are told from basically day 1 that America Is The Best and not to even bother taking a look around because it’s all downhill from outside of here. TikTok has, for MANY Americans, single-handedly destroyed that notion and allowed them (us!!) to broaden our world-view and realize that actually, things are better in other countries, and it did so in a kind, empathetic, and compassionate way.
And yeah most people wake up to the truth of that on their own as they get older, but holy shit!! The VAST majority of the Americans on TikTok are millennials and gen z (and even some older gen alpha)!! People who are becoming disillusioned with “The American Dream” (said with the HEAVIEST sarcasm) while they’re still school-aged or are just entering young-adulthood!! People who are entering - or TRYING to enter - the American workforce who suddenly have an unfiltered window into non-American lives and are wondering why tf we’re struggling and penny-pinching and toeing the line of poverty while our rich elected officials sit around and fight and argue over everything that actually matters to the citizens they supposedly represent and get richer all the while. THAT is why they’re banning the app, and that fact alone should terrify every single American citizen.
Not to mention the precedent it sets for other social media platforms!! You think some nebulous, unproven, and unfounded “threat to national security” will stop with TikTok?? They’ve already censored Adult Material on tumblr, who’s gonna stop them from coming back and doing it again or getting rid of it altogether for the exact same reason? It’s a blatant act of censorship and a direct attack on the American first amendment right to free speech.
NOTHING radicalized me the way tiktok did. I watched people in my life who were STAUNCH Trump supporters in 2016 AND 2020 wake up to the truth and vote blue for the first time in their lives BECAUSE OF TIKTOK, and did so with al the nuanced understanding that even Democrats are severely failing this country, but are at least better than the alternative. That level of awareness and presence in the average US citizen scares American politicians.
The fact that the vast majority of them - including the ones loudly opposing the ban!! - bought stock in Meta BEFORE the ban was legalized/upheld by the Supreme Court?? That Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk were legally allowed to lobby congress to ban TikTok when BOTH stood to DIRECTLY financially gain from their biggest competitor being banned in the US and are guilty of unethically gathering data and selling it to MULTIPLE third parties?? The fact that Trump is now teasing that he may or may not intervene to save TikTok when he was the one who talked about banning it in the first place AND ALSO OWNS HIS OWN COMPETING SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM??
It’s the burning of Alexandria. It’s the loss of a significant chunk of culture. It’s the sharp and sudden loss of contact with the rest of the world for more than half of all American citizens. It’s the loss of $240 BILLION dollars in the GDP when the country is already TRILLIONS of dollars in debt. And on an individualistic level, it’s the loss of millions of small businesses and primary income streams for so many individuals and families who found their primary audience on TikTok. Is the app perfect? HELL no. Are there significant changes needed to make it a safe environment for all users? ABSOLUTELY. But that can also be said of ANY social media platform. TikTok openly fostered connection and communication and creativity and compassion that is completely unique to that platform! It made so many people - myself included!! - feel less alone. I get the feeling I know what the general consensus is about TikTok on this site, but the ban on this app should scare the shit out of everyone.
#TikTok ban#TikTok#mark zuckerberg#elon musk#donald trump#I’ve been gone for like 3 years at this point but I can’t say quiet about this#and as this is the only sort-of platform I’ve got#if you want to do something to help#delete ALL meta apps off your phone#not your accounts just the apps themselves#Facebook#Instagram#facebook messenger#WhatsApp#all of them#this + the fact that I traveled outside the US for the first time in my life last year has really fundamentally changed who I am#I’m just honestly so infuriated#as are most people on TikTok#anyway back to tagging senators ro khana and ed markey in every tiktok I scroll past byeeeeeee
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i need to study their dna there's no way these are the same people
#9 years apart feels like a joke#its been 3 weeks since the stream and i still fail to process it#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire
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thankfully, he didn't get it [id in alt]
#zukka#zukka fanart#zukka comic#zuko#sokka#zuko fanart#sokka fanart#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#this has been in my wips since like APRIL and before i started the new year i wanted it DONE lol#i have no many more projects to work on for the next year#and im so excited to share them!#thank you all so much for your kind words and support this year <3#myart
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#d20#dimension 20#misfits and magic#this is stupid but i thought it was funny#also it looks like this season will be darker than the first? maybe? the tone seems a lot more serious than the original season#and they're probably not at the school anymore if aabria is saying it's been 3 years since the events of s1
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#tapetum lucidum my beloved#i totally think that Peter has it and it freaks people out every now and then#also i've had that thought every time i go to the grocery store and see the cereal prices#it's absolutely insane#cereal should not be more than $3 in my opinion#peter parker#he would also sleep in the weirdest places and New Yorkers just find him in the most uncomfortable positions but he's fine#i also found out that spiders dont have a sleep cycle like we do and essentially just doze and go unconscious when it suits their needs?#wild#it's been a rough year for him#spiderman#marvel
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#m*a*s*h#mash#m*a*s*h 4077#mash 4077#mash out of context#s2e11#2x12#carry on hawkeye#currently working on something right now (FOR THIS BLOG. LET ME SAY THAT) and this episode is a hint#because it's been uhhhh 3 years. and I'm just now finding motivation to keep doing it#which is funny because I have a full time job now. isn't that funny how that happens#suddenly you have responsibilities and you're like welp! time to go back to this other thing#happy holidays...? from hawkeye#season 2
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