#it's an amusing mental image

[violent138]

Jason Todd is the kind of guy to agree to a talking stick and insisting that everyone needs to respect it, before using said talking stick to beat up everyone that doesn't agree with him.

[riding-the-sunset-bird]

I don't know if I remember this correctly, but can you give Cove the dolphin balloon when his popped in Step 1? I vaguely remember in a playthrough that he accepted the MCs offer of the balloon in Direct Fond but I'm not so sure...

It's Crush, actually! Cove will only accept the MC's balloon if he's at Crush with them.

He'll initially refuse, but accept when the MC insists that they're sharing it.

[gloriousmonsters]

speaking of the vees i cannot stop thinking about this shot

both because it's visually delightful, and because there's just something so adorable about Velvette stating 'I'm the backbone of the Vees' and rather than being something more overtly 'badass' her background is a collage of mostly 'check out how cute and cool my boyfriends think I am'

[nattikay]

random thought/headcanon:

It took three years following the battle at the Hallelujah Mountains for Neytiri to tame a new ikran.

By the time she felt she’d sufficiently mourned Seze and was ready to move on, she’d already found out she was pregnant with Neteyam, which of course would not mesh well with something as physically risky as Iknimaya (ngl a part of her lowkey wanted to go anyways because she missed flying but both Jake and Mo’at shut that down).

So on their advice she conceded to wait until Neteyam was around six months old to allow plenty of time to recover and adjust….buuuuuuut by the time that benchmark rolled around she was already pregnant again with Lo’ak, and had to wait yet longer.

It wasn’t until Lo’ak was a little over a year old that Neytiri finally set out to tame a new ikran (physically she would’ve been fine to do it earlier but two toddlers and a baby keep you busy).

She made the climb alone: there wasn’t a group of young hunters preparing for their first ritual at the time like there had been for Jake, and most of the older clan members who’d also lost their ikran in the battle had already long since tamed a new one. But Jake did fly up on Bob to meet her at the top to support her like she had done for him, and he brought the kids too, so they could watch (shhh, don’t tell Mo’at).

Neytiri was absolutely ecstatic to fly again, laughing and diving and spinning and looping through the air. Jake couldn’t join her in doing tricks right then since he had passengers but he knew how thrilled she was so he laughed too. (they absolutely went out flying alone together later that night).

[ohfugecannada]

I’m not super enthused by what we’ve seen of the sonic x dc fusion comic series so far. Mainly since the designs themselves look super uninspired and bland. But I will say I am intrigued by the concept solely because of the implication of The justice league/sonic gang fusions having civilian identities. And, specifically, the idea of Shadow Batman (Bathog??) having a Bruce Wayne-like civilian identity.

Like. Can you look me in the eye, and tell me, with a straight face, that the mental image of Shadow the Hedgehog putting on an oblivious, laidback billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne persona to draw suspicion away from his superhero identity similar to Batman: the animated series Bruce or Christian Bale Nolan Trilogy Bruce doesn’t at least mildly amuse you?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Ketheric Thorm: What makes you think it’s okay to watch Hannibal given the subject matter?

Gortash: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Orin: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

[kanerallels]

Me, paying for a singular peach with two one dollar bills: Hehehe the government shall never know about this purchase

[toasty-tortugas]

Draxum & Splinter begrudgingly raise the boys together AU

Draxum: I don't understand how you manage these... stupid creatures...

Splinter: *cradling the tots close to his chest* They're not stupid. They're infants.

Tot!Raph: *Bites into his own fist, starts wailing*

Splinter: Okay. They're stupid infants.

[iheartvmt]

That poll gave me a question for people who know more about dog show land than me -- what's the deal with the nonsporting group? Specifically, why are breeds like dalmatians (bred to guard carriages/horses), poodles (water retrievers), and Shiba Inu (bred to flush game) in there and not in, say, the working dog or sporting groups? Is it because they're no longer used for that function? TIA!

[druckkugelschreiber]

So we all know the immortals have like really half hearted immortality. Sure they heal fastish but like it's slow and all. And not even forever.

Can you imagine if it didn't fix allergies? Like someone being allergic to peanuts for 5000 years? But on occasion they'll eat them anyway cause it's not like the anaphylactic shock is permanent?

[egginfroggin]

Came to the realization that, Legendaries aside, Volo is at an awful disadvantage against Ingo in Pandemonic Paradise.

Volo: *Survives six of the Pokemon Ingo uses* "Ha! Now you're done for --"

Ingo: *tosses out Eelektross*

Volo: "Wait"

Ingo: *tosses out Archeops*

Volo: "Wait why do you have so many"

Ingo: *tosses out Durant*

Volo: "STOP IT --"

[damianbugs]

every month without fail i start writing a new alfred centric fic and everytime i am baffled by it. what is happening to me. what is this Alfred menstrual cycle i am forced to adhere to. i can't stop even if i tried. i don't even care about this man

[littleaipom]

So. What if i bought an art easel and painted sonic fanart at the park. Do you think i could make friends

[isfjmel-phleg]

An email I just had to send (abridged)

Student: My assignment requires that I send you a draft of an essay I wrote and that you all provide feedback for me on the essay. Can you please do this?

Me: why would you ask us, the library, this

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

I'll shame myself, when I played Apollo Justice for the first time when I was like, 12, 13. I pronounced Klavier's name as Cleaver. like the knife.

[tswwwit]

Ngl one my of personal headcanons of the reincarnation au is that whenever dipper kicks the bucket, the afterlife is just a small room with a receptionist desk, 2 doors, and a hallway with a staircase going up. The receptionists is just a cranky old woman and he takes a look at dipper and just rolled her eyes to the staircase. And upstairs is another receptionist desk but this time it's a harpy man with 3 eyes and a few extra pair of arms, filling a forum for a spider "so, your name is Mrs Arachna, died at the age of 1 year and 3 months, and you didn't make a deal with any supernatural creatures or involved in a ritual that may or may not summon a 4th, 3rd, nor 2nd dimensional being?" A soft Hiss from the spider "right okay! Now, you can reincarnate but only through one of your offsprings" He pulls out a thick book "so this one has a unique marking-" And dipper groans and sits on one of the designated couches that's incredibly soft but annoyingly lumpy as he waits for the spider to pick a body for herself to reincarnate to from her gajillion kids. Once it's done and it's his turn the harpy already has his form filled out, the winged man making a lighthearted jab at dipper as he gave him his ticket and he goes to the waiting room, which has, a bunch of people, mostly insects but there's some small mammals, fish, and lizards and the occasional baby/newborn. And dipper looks at his number and it's #D57891 and sighs as he sits in between a common household goldfish and a giant huntsman spider. He just hopes bill is patient

Delightful!