#it's a two for one win
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[HE doesn't want this but I thought it would be funny because I lowkey wanna do something with him. But, this is your invitation to come flirt with the big guy. It'll be funny, I swear. Your muse won't be successful but it will be fun.]
#.:ooc:.#: ganondorf ā²#im also suffering with all kinds of depression and angy and low af energy#so help a pal out? harass an old man? (ok he's not that old here but)#it's a two for one win
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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
#āif one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardianā#āif percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the questā ->#āannabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's islandā#āthe two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationshipā#āif one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationshipā ->#āthe other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicabilityā#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#percabeth fluff#percabeth cute#percabeth being amazing#percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist#percabeth funny#percabeth for the win#annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris#i dont make the rules#(yes i do)
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more windbreaker comics
#saku nyans new family!!! kitty is having such a good time!!!! :D#im ngl sakura sandwiched between two crazy mofos that are endo and chika is rly hot dont at me#the idea that chika would obsess more over sakura when endo brings him home is... clenches fist... so tasty....#endo never wins when it comes to chika LMFAO rip my dude.. at least sakuras a sweet cutie u won the lottery w that one he wont let u down#wind breaker#wind breaker comics#wind breaker spoilers#kinda..?? but not really??? yo idk just in case shrugs#wbk#comics#endosaku#yamasaku#chikasaku#takisaku#im GUESSING???#idk what chikas ship w sakura even is except for the arrow and sakura emoji lol#haruka sakura#endo yamato#chika takiishi#thecmart
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"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed."
"But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."
So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.
#hand in unlovable hand#Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually.#relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways#but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose.#Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous#and now there's two of them. terrible.#a pit stop in hatchetfield#Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose#nerdy prudes must die#Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him#I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right#grace chasity#jagertity#max jagerman#starkid#hatchetfield#hatcherverse#cakeart#Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart
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At your side [End of Season 2]
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#wen qing#jiang yanli#a-yuan#It may have taken a year but we did it! The end of season 2!!!#(Granted: this season was nearly twice the length of season one.)#It's been a really fantastic season to draw for. So many iconic moments! It was a lot of work but I had a blast B*)#I also enjoyed experimenting more and more with my comic style. I'm growing as a comic artist bit by bit!#There is even a little bit of shadowing in this one for next season. As a treat. All the fun (and not heart breaking) scenes to come!#Comic talk time: Recently saw 12 angry men for first time and I love the coincidence of the themes aligning here.#They both touch upon the horror of judicial systems - in which the most persuasive argument wins and the truth is a nuisance.#All it takes is one person to stand against the crowd and say 'I do not know what is true. And that is reasonable doubt enough.'#When the majority is for condemning someone guilty - that in itself is persuasive enough.#One will set their mind to what the 'truth' is and refuse to see it any other way. That their perspective is the only correct one.#No one is born with a monopoly on the truth.#Everyone has biases and agendas. Some care not for the outcome - only that they can be on the convenient side.#Lan Wangji is putting everything on the line to say 'I'm not going to go with the majority vote.'#And that is a huge deal in a story that is so politically focused as MDZS is. Everything is a careful chess move to these sects -#and to not play the game is basically sacrificing everything you are and your families name. For some it is unthinkable.#And there is no doubt in LWJ's mind. He would stand there and lose everything if it means upholding justice.#More importantly - these two have each other's backs. The bond is unbreakable. This is the most ride or die I have seen two people be.
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Look At This Cute Cat- SIKE BITCH, IT'S A RACCOON!
Cat Danny this, fish Danny that. Give me my fucked up little trash panda thank you very much.
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It was just there, lying on the floor, staring at him.
Damian's newest pet installment came in the form of a raccoon, except the damn thing was unlike any raccoon Jason has ever seen. It was mostly white with the most expressive eyes no raccoon should have.
Jason didn't like it. The little fuck always looked like it was judging him whenever he came by the manor and he could've swore that it gave him the middle finger at one point. If it didn't count as animal cruelty he would've chucked the thing out the nearest window right now and relish in its surprised scream. He wouldn't really do that of course but the thought was tempting.
"Todd stop pestering him," Damian walked in, picking up the lazy ringed bastard from off the floor as if that thing wasn't heavy from all the food it was eating.
"I didn't even do nothing."
As Damian turned his back and began walking away with the raccoon it looked him straight in the eyes and gave him two of its best middle fingers.
Yup! Jason hated that thing.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dp x dc au#dc x dp prompt#raccoon danny#danny has maxed out his gremlin energy and is in his peak form#jason is not amused#reject puny humanity become trash panda#one of these two stinks and it's not danny#as soon as damian leaves danny and jason are fighting#danny wins all the time#jason wants to through him back in the trash#damian wayne#damian found a fucked up raccoon and decided to keep it#the fucked up raccoon was danny#they're besties your honor
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i firmly believe she got picked as a judge just to counteract his vibes
#genshin impact#nilou#alhaitham#art#fanart#based on that one scene where cyno is being cyno and shes so ^_^#meanwhile alhaitham....#that one dialouge where shes like (who do you thinks gonna win!!) and he goes (whoever does the challenge fastest)#my dude you are stuck there all day with her at least pretend to converse#hes law and order and shes there to keep the contestants encourages and hopeful#i still like to think they are the most unlikely of friends#i dont know how but they are#these two are also unironically my murder team#put nilous bloom with alhaithams crazy dendro application and every domain becomes trivial
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vampire danbert au but make it whimsigoth
#happy halloween xPP#ignore the fact that herberts slightly taller and just pretend hes on an apple crate#okay?? okay#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#im probably gonna look at this in like two days and rip my hair out but i am SO tired of fixing this one I DONT CAAARE I DONT CARE ANYMORE#FUTURE ME FUCK YOOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU#edit future me here i still rlly like how this came out :) (i win)
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a match made in hell
snow's story
ash's story
#love wins!!#they found their way back to each other in the end#two sapphics with a combined killcount in the hundreds#what will they do?#not much at the moment. they just got married! time for a honeymoon <3#ash and snow#genuinely one of my favourite couples ive ever drawn#theyre just so lovey dovey#cant help but root for them#oc art#hearteaters#sapphic art#stillindigo art
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Leverage 2x7 - "The Two Live Crew Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#mikel dayan#noa tishby#the two live crew job#no need to fightāyou BOTH win the wet t-shirt contest#also eliot's expression in that last one is perfection
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I Cannot Say This On Twitter bc it'll immediately get my account blown up, but I have to say. this is the year I need to either: officially find a therapist, OR the year that I finally jump in front of a train.
#if either of these things happen. I will be calling it a win#one of the two has to happen and there is no third option#sergle.txt#so far into the year I'm hoping for the train
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Color: The German Shepherd Dog varies in color, and most colors are permissible. Strong rich colors are preferred. Pale, washed-out colors and blues or livers are serious faults. A white dog must be disqualified. ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½
these coat colors and more on redbubble
#dogs#dogblr#german shepherd#gsd#polls#my polls#things i make#artists on tumblr#i did a poll (bracket) with these on instagram back in 2017 and tbh i cannot remember the results#i just know it was voting two at a time and wasn't super fair pairings#i hope this does well and no one fights about breeding practices. if it does happen i will unfortunately have to mute :/#for the record i fully disagree with breeding for color. anyways i just wanna see what color wins
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Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.
Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go āugh sorry about that, heās always like thatā. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But heās quiet about it!
Noir dresses and sounds like an āoldtimerā bc heās from the 1930s. People probably went āah yes grandpaā with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the āelite strike forceā for those reasons. But heās also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.
Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. Iām very excited.
#atsv spoilers#ik these fuckers were separated or never even allowed to meet via Miguel#cannot wait for beyond the spiderverse#Miguel and Jessica def fell for noirs mild mannered gentleman act#a couple of pipe bombs and arsons later they realized their mistake#maybe add one or two psychotic/mental breaks#Hobie on the other hand was strategic about it#HE WAITED#until he could do the most damage#man knew what he was doing that whole time#noirpunk friendship FOR THE WIN#spider shitposting#spiderman noir#Spider-Man noir#spider punk#spider noir#ITSV#spidernoir#miles morales#Hobie brown#spiderverse spoilers#peter benjamin parker#spider noir conspiracies
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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Fun fact: motorsports helmets don't just protect them from crashes, it has a second function, which is to stop them from tongue kissing each other or their mechanics/team after a great victory
#formula 1#formula one fandom#brocedes#chestappen#webbonso#please tag more#simi#sewis#landoscar#carlando#carcar#those are the ones i can remember#no prossena because lets be real those two werent kissy happy to see the other winning
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damn, it's growing into longer series so for the sake of organization here are links to previous parts:
[miles finally goes to comicscon] [pavitr and the dogs also want to be included] [unconnected halloween special] [hobie and miles vs capitalism] [pavitr and gayatri in cutest couple costumes]
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#atsv#spiderverse fanart#miguel o'hara#jessica drew#peter b parker#mayday parker#spiderman#spiderman 2099#spiderwoman#lots of doggos#cosplay#comic#jess came prepared :D#she knew miguel will come and try to be serious adult about everything#but now with TWO babies to distract him he has no chance of winning#actually there is a bet going on for how long he will forget about those cat ears :D#but besides that I only have idea for one more drawing in this series#because I really really want to draw Margo in Quorra from Tron legacy cosplay :3
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