#it’s very funny in hindsight

[belle-of-a-time]

Someone (it was birdie) dropped a phone on my face (it was an accident and I still love them) and it still hurts, and then my client hit me in the face and I’ve been feeling Weird, kinda spacey and I have a bad headache so I looked up “mild concussion?” I think I’m good btw but I was a little concerned. Even if it is a very mild concussion (the phone didn’t have time to reach terminal velocity but it did land on my nose skinny long side perpendicular to my nose and it hit right where the bone meets the cartilage so I was worried abt it) I’m like good, I iced it and I’m going to take something for the pain so I think I’ll be fine.

[lucaanis]

『😈』 — "WE HAD. A DEAL. HE'LL LISTEN. TO YOU. TELL HIM! MAKE HIM!"

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

Broke (2016): BBC Sherlock is a phenomenal piece of media and anything that seems like a flaw just hasn't been fully explored yet

Woke (2020): BBC Sherlock is an incredibly flawed series run by an egotistical writer, it never deserved the hype and is actively bad on so many fronts (especially representation)

Bespoke (2024): BBC Sherlock is flawed and bogged down by increasingly poor writing, which many fans refused to see while it was airing, leading to hugely misplaced expectations (particularly for the final series), AND it has the seeds of some compelling characterizations and portrayals, some genuinely solid performances, and touches--albeit imperfectly--on complexities that are still being discussed today (particularly as it relates to the relationship between Sherlock and John). The huge cultural impact of the show has created a massive pendulum effect in its public perception, leading to most people today remembering a caricature of the show (whether positive or negative) rather than appreciating its nuanced merits and failings...that being said Season 4 sucked

[iicaru2]

thinking about how the first time i ever actually got gale killed in a fight was in my first origin gale run, which also happened to be my first time playing an origin character— so it startled me when not only was gale thrown into actual literal lava, but i was also thrown into control of the next character in my party setup (astarion) and gale was suddenly talking to me at length, after like 30-ish hours of silence, about the long and complex process to reviving him so that he didnt Fucking Nuke the entire underdark.

and you know. i did what anyone would do: panic use a regular revivify scroll to bring him back and not touch his true resurrection scroll with a ten foot pole. because i didnt understand a single fucking word he said. it worked out fine by the way, he didnt nuke a whole ecosystem, but it did scare the shit out of me for no reason.

[hazellvsq]

headcanon that hazel had the most parasocial beef imaginable with shirley temple. 8 year old hazel was writing hate mail to the local paper with her crayons calling the also 8 year old shirley a sellout and an industry plant. in 2010 hazel's watching nick at nite on the fifth cohort rec room tv and sees the 2 minute long shirley temple box set commercial and loses her fucking mind.

[chongoblog]

Seeing so many indie games include a metanarrative about the creator and how they interact with what they have created is incredibly beautiful and I adore that, but I also think it’s very funny because one of the earliest and more iconic meta-esque moment in gaming was just killing John Romero’s severed head

[phantombre]

Intruder Alert!

A Birdboi is on a Path in the Woods!

Jokes aside, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that the player character is a bird-man creature (originally thought he was a lizard or dragon man). Then I saw an interview with the developers who specifically said that he's a "bird guy". Huh.

Anyway, after looking a bit more closely at the mirror segments, this is how my brain saw him. Was supposed to just be a rough sketch, but I guess I went ham with detail lines and paint. He's a little bit disproportionate, but he's like a monster dude, so...

(I also have some designs for the Narrator and the Voices. None of them are birdlike.)

[embarasseddragon234]

thinking about Naruto Clash of Ninja (the first Gamecube game) and how in it when u pit Iruka and Kakashi against each other they're like

Iruka: Show me everything you got!

Kakashi: Careful now, don't overdo it.

And how, when I was a kid I was CONVINCED that they were flirting. I didn't even know what Naruto OR flirting was! My grandparents just got it and the Gamecube in a raffle and I played it knowing nothing.

Anyway the point of this post is that my eight year old self was absolutely right they're definitely married.

(i also thought they were fake fighting as some sort of distraction or something. Not sparring but pretending to actually fight and if that ever actually happened PLEASE tell me I never got very far in the show and I NEED to see that plz)

[kradeelav]

old art, but! I was looking through my archives for my fake FEH base!zihark i did back in Q2 2020 literally right before his FE9 ninja alt got in and i ... never posted it here lol?

anyway, here's all the poses + a timelapse + a fake screenshot. :) sharp eyes will know i was riffing off of senri kita's (FE9/10 character illustrator&designer) distinctive style; this holds up okay but i've learned tricks since then and may or may not clean it up a bit.

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I will make your weird masochist friend call you a tsundere and beg for you to hit him

[majosullivan]

So during one of my many re-reads of Castle Swimmer, there was a certain line that stuck out to me, considering the current events of the comic. Now, I don’t know if this wording choice was intentional or coincidental, but well…

Wendy…

WENDY

[lavenderjewels]

you fascinate me

[yuesya]

Shiki kinda reminds me of acheron from honkai star rail, did you draw any inspiration from her, or just a coincidence

... My friend, zenith of stars was written and posted before Honkai Star Rail was even released. xD

[vaguely-concerned]

some more rye ingellvars! b/c I have fineagled. I have tweaked. we are getting ever closer every time I heave a big sigh and walk up to the mirror of transformation once more to put in my daily penance of moving the jawbone angle slider microscopically one way or the other

my boy... my son. the Most Profile Haver champion thirty-four years running <3

this one is mostly because lucanis standing there fully like the ben affleck smoking meme as big time necromancer drama goes down might be The funniest thing I've ever seen actually. PROS of falling in love with a Watcher: Bae :) CONS of falling in love with a Watcher: Bae's extended family feat. whatever the hell vorgoth is and megalomaniacal distant ex-aunts hellbent on world domination. well. to be fair I guess you also have to deal with illario so we're probably even

so determined so handsome so fierce and so "a decade plus on fantasy HRT and most people's go-to word to describe you would still be 'boyish'. but at least you wear it well" (rye is in their mid-thirties but is frequently mistaken for quite a bit younger on initial acquaintance. good genes absolutely no sun damage until recently and a certain youthfulness of mannerisms will do that to a motherfucker.)

he looks like a kid who's won a medal at some low-level sporting event and has been made to pose for a picture against his will and the photographer is taking a while <3 I would die for him

ah yes... ellaryen 'rye' ingellvar the tl;dr version (this conversation unexpectely fucked me up tho an emotional ambush I was not prepared for)

[lostwords-found]

putting my "celia is actually archivesverse jonah lol" tinfoil-and-red-string truther hat back on for a moment, just to say i cannot believe it didn't occur to me until now how incredibly fucking perfect that would make the first statement chester reads to her.

celia: *sits down at computer*

chester, immediately: I RESIGN, MY BOSS IS THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I'M SO GLAD MY HORRIBLE WORKPLACE GOT BURNED DOWN. HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE WAYS MY JOB TRAUMATIZED ME. PLEASE SEND FORMER BOSS TO GET INTERROGATED BY PYROMANIAC TRIGGER HAPPY MERCENARIES KTHXBAI NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, ALSO YOU OWE ME SO MUCH MONEY, LOSER

[b4kuch1n]

tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"