#it’s one about the partners
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Real pictures of Me (the limerick boy) pondering my exotic jams. And thwarting the French revolution.
#the scarlet pimpernel#the scarlet pimpernel 1982#it’s one about the partners#made us watch it and I fell in love with the silly little accent#I think it unlocked something in my soul#it’s one about me#birdie
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Someone (it was birdie) dropped a phone on my face (it was an accident and I still love them) and it still hurts, and then my client hit me in the face and I’ve been feeling Weird, kinda spacey and I have a bad headache so I looked up “mild concussion?” I think I’m good btw but I was a little concerned. Even if it is a very mild concussion (the phone didn’t have time to reach terminal velocity but it did land on my nose skinny long side perpendicular to my nose and it hit right where the bone meets the cartilage so I was worried abt it) I’m like good, I iced it and I’m going to take something for the pain so I think I’ll be fine.
#polls#tumblr polls#it’s one about the partners#it hurts to itch my nose T^T#birdie when you see this I PROMISE I’m not mad at you#it’s very funny in hindsight#and super crazy that it managed to land so perfectly to do so much damage#it’s karma for the amount of times I’ve put something directly into Badgers open eye with force#like my elbow and a foam football#birdie
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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Jayce's Journal - A Hidden Entry
#one evening viktor reads through jayce's journal to be up to date on his partner's new findings#when he suddenly comes across an entry he didn't quite expect#he's not going to tell jayce about it#but the next day when they're sitting next to each other in the lab#he smiles a bit brighter every time he looks over to his partner#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayvik comic#jayce talis#viktor#jayce and viktor#arcane#arcane fanart#my art#digital art#fanart#comic
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David Tennant doesn't know how to half-ass a kiss. If/when we finally get a good kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, I suspect I will be passing away from the passion of it. He just puts his whole David Tennussy into every kiss.
#one thing about David Tennant is that he's gonna be kissing#David Tennant kiss#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#david tennant#michael sheen#good omens 2#aziraphale x crowley#a/c#ineffable partners#ineffable divorce#ineffable kiss#I swear if we get another chin kiss I will punch a wall
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No you’re right this is Fully what it’s like tbh. Real conversation I’ve had with my boyfriend before they transed their gender was
“Hey where are we hanging out tonight?”
“(A literal string of coordinates)”
Turned out to be The Cursed Dark campsite that’s Very spooky and we go there all the time now.
having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods
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in internet posts it is easy to cut them out of your life. they are hurting you! they aren't listening to you!
they held your hair back. they lent you lipstick. they held your hand at the train station and got you home safe. they rounded on your bully, got loud, said get fucked, spitting-mad in your defense.
they also cut the hair off again. told you that you should really think twice before wearing something like that. took you for granted. took your insecurities and threw them in your face again.
you know logically it should be easy. all the internet advice comments always read it will feel better. like an equation - if a person is rotten, you just remove them. you pull the tooth that's hurting.
but it was never a big flare-up moment. you don't live in a sitcom. they never tried to take your boyfriend or steal from your apartment. they showed up to birthdays and they wrote songs about you and bring you water without you asking. once you found out they carry an emergency inhaler for you, even though you haven't had an asthma attack in years - just in case.
where is the line? people fuck up. sometimes they fuck up badly. sometimes people have raw personalities, like a powerline, and being around them is dangerous. addicting. sometimes they can't help themselves, but you know they're trying. sometimes they are just rough-around-the-edges. sometimes they don't even realize how they sounded when they said that. sometimes it's just - you've both loved each other for so long now, the way this thing hurts goes back to the root.
and that's the fucked up part. you have pushed your fingers against the sweetheart of memory. things these days are electric, tense, harrowing. they didn't used to be. there were a lot of good days in there. sometimes you want to just close your eyes and say can this be over yet? do we still need to be fighting?
doing that would give up any chance you get of getting an apology, but you don't always know that you need an apology, you love them. once they flaked on your birthday party. once they told you to get over it, people are always dying. they also let you crash on their couch for a week after the breakup, handfeeding you when you were so sad you couldn't eat. they are also judgmental about everything, occasionally react to banal statements with an attitude that is weird and fiery. they also love you like a lighthouse sometimes, so strong they cut the storm like lightning.
but the problem is that you might be storm. you might be the thing that needs breaking. what if you are two forces who are desperately, horribly drawn to each other, shaped by the other person's passions, and both good for each other and bad in equal measure.
what if you're both just people, and you're no saint neither.
just cut them off! swallowing the saltwater, you catch yourself in the mirror. you've been shaking more than usual. there's an ache in you that is oblique, loud, impossible to soothe. is this what it looks like? when life is "easier"?
your mouth will always have a hole, is the thing, if you remove the tooth.
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#this is about someone specific but feel free to blorbo on main.#tbh this is familial for me so that is an element but it's also about childhood best friends#and probably about ur enemies to lovers blorbo#(but i want to specifically say if ur partner is like this. not necessarily a good partnership lol.)#(the dynamics at play in familial/friend relationships feel equally important and in some ways are HARDER to escape.#bc we can see that this is a potentially toxic romantic foundation.#but in family ? ...... it's toxic and it doesn't stop u from loving them. bc u always have.#and i think that makes it harder. by a lot. which is what this is referencing).#but genuinely and really truly forever feel free to tag ur potentially toxic enemies to lovers on this and all my poetry#here i'll do one for u - adora & catra :x
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I'll be like, I'm totally normal about being desired, and then fantasize about burying my hand in a sweet boy's hair and tugging enough to pull his face up to look at me, make sure he really sees me, while I get to memorize his expression as my cock slides inside of him
#im totally normal about wanting to be seen and noticed dw about it#this post and the last one surely dont say a lot about how much i want to be acknowledged and seen as attractive by a partner. totally#howls#ftm ns/fw#ftm nsft#t4t ns/fw#t4t nsft#nblm ns/fw#nblm nsft
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Possession PSA.
Thank you @ferronickel for giving me this crack head idea.
#this is probably one of the more niche comics#chara 100% knows about [X]#deltarune guitar hero when?#chara and ralsei both info dumping about how much they love the player and how the intricacies of how players work#they are business partners#possession PSA#bread#ask stuff#deltarune chara timeline#mini comic#art#my art#deltarune#memes#chara#ralsei#kris
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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.
Jason: What.
Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.
Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?
Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?
Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?
Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.
Jason: That's almost sad.
Danny: You in?
Jason: Sure, why not.
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Maddie: Danny, honey.
Danny: Yes mom?
Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.
Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.
Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.
Danny: Mother I need more context.
Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?
Maddie: Jack!
Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!
Danny: Say WHAT?
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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!
Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.
Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?
Jason:
Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.
Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?
Danny: Jason.
Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.
Danny: [Squints eyes]
Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]
Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.
Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least#Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny#But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available#Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord#Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy#Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord#Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend#Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham#Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches
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I think being a woman in a polyamorous relationship with two Gender Queer Individuals is perhaps the gayest thing ive ever done? Gayer even then that time I thought I was dating a girl and then she brought her Older boyfriend to a school dance and didn’t even bother introducing us and ignored me the whole time and I realized oh she’s Not my Poly girlfriend she’s been leading me on (like full on holding hands, we almost kissed once, people genuinely thought we were a couple not just my own delusion) like I 100% knew she had a boyfriend but I also Have KNOWN I was Polyamorous since I was like 6 like before I even realized i liked girls so it straight up did not register in my mind that she could be in a monogamous relationship and perhaps be cheating on him without his knowledge, or that she could just be “history will call them Besties” ing me. Or that she didn’t even consider it cheating because we were both girls or whatever. Also definitely gayer than that time like three girls came up to me at senior prom to kiss me because it was their “last chance” to do it.
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They bring me so much joy ┌(˵༎ຶ ل͟ ༎ຶ˵)┐
#saw some comments here and there about how this is the one time dd actually willing partnered together#then i thought about how we could've potential had that a while ago if it weren't for Scar's task in SL#AYYFBJUUYDFHKIEDHKOGG#THEN I realized I was pretty much dead the entire time on Tumblr#so have some secret life + real life :'D#grian#grian fanart#goodtimeswithscar#gtws fanart#desertduo#secret life#real life smp#traffic life#trafficblr#chump
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Coming soon to a theatre near you
#secret life#life series spoilers#trafficblr#zombie cleo#zombiecleo#grian#fanart#on an unrelated note does anyone want to talk about this session's cletho with me please#that one moment in the zombie movie when the partner gets bitten but chooses to self sacrifice instead of infecting their partner#ky-posts-drawing#third life was desert duo... double life was ranchers... secret life is the series of cletho...!#1k
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hmmmmmmmm gortash and durge??? I love them
#dnd#bg3#bg3 tav#enver gortash#bg3 gortash#gortash x durge#durge#durgetash#baldur's gate 3#they are lovers they are bitter exes they are partners in crime#did not care one bit about gortash before playing durge#digitalart#dndart
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Chuuya's reaction to Dazai getting hurt during the Lovecraft fight has always been so interesting to me...
Because it's the kind of worry you'd never expect from a character as gruff as Chuuya, who had displayed nothing but hostility towards Dazai so far. Usually, characters that are labelled as "angry" or "anger issues" (which Chuuya is much more complex than that but you get my point) act more as a tsundere type of way when the one they "don't care about" gets hurt. And show their care in very, very subtle ways (ex. their eyes widen, their mouth parts and closes again, etc) before putting up their front once more.
Chuuya, however, is open, and vocal about it. His worry is clear not only to us, but to Dazai himself, the one he shouldn't be displaying the concern to (as per the cliche). Shouldn't it be some sort of secret that Chuuya does care? Isn't that what skk's dynamic has been shaping up to be until now?
I'm telling you- the way my mind blanked when Chuuya just casually.... showed concern not once, but twice, was a sight to see.
Besides, the context makes it much more confusing, because Dazai isn't some rookie, and Chuuya knows that more than anybody. He was the youngest executive in Port Mafia's history, of course he can handle a hit or two. Of course he'd seen him handle a hit or two, sometimes without batting an eye.
Heck, Chuuya himself was hurling Dazai like a ragdoll in their reunion, which was their last meeting. And you could argue that he was going easy on him, but Dazai has mostly withstood the same damage (as far as I could see), and Chuuya was as bitter as ever.
So that kind of contradicts both what we knew of Chuuya so far, and how their dynamic was shaped to be. I mean, that just makes Chuuya a hypocrite, yeah? What makes him care now, all of a sudden? What makes him care at all?
Well, to me, this backasswards reaction implies one (or more) of the following:
- Dazai rarely got physically hurt during their partnership and thus this is an unexpected thing for him to see (during a mission).
- The four years of separation made Chuuya unsure of how much Dazai can withstand physically now. Also the fact that he isn't in the mafia anymore, aka fighting enemy organizations on the weekly, would naturally make Dazai lose his touch in a way, what prompts Chuuya's reaction.
- Dazai getting taken off guard took him off guard which led to panic. Especially since the situation was (momentarily) out of their depth. Seriously wtf even was Lovecraft?
- During the dungeon scene Dazai was an enemy, while in the Lovecraft fight he was as an ally. The difference might be significant to Chuuya.
- This has always been Chuuya's reaction to Dazai getting hurt regardless of the situation.
- "Only I can hurt him like that" ahh logic
- Asagiri was still experimenting with their dynamic and thus there are some inconsistencies.
This scenario didn't play out again (after their reunion) for me to exactly determine which one is more plausible, but it is 100% canon for Chuuya to shamelessly show his concern and run to Dazai to check on him before properly dealing with their opponent, which I find to be such an appealing layer to their dynamic, and a good spin on the type of character he gets stereotyped as.
Bonus: Dazai also becomes a softy when Chuuya's hurt, especially post corruption. Dead Apple alone displays that multiple times.
All in all, Skk are doing a terrible job at maintaining their 'hostile' and 'antagonistic' relationship post their reunion. Freaks.
#I was too lazy to scour throgh SB and 15 and find Chuuya getting worried again which might prove the last points#tho I think they're the most unlikely#I love them displaying these sort of things openly#for Chuuya it's just natural to be concerned#it's natural to say 'because I trusted you'#and while Dazai isn't as expressive with his care#he never cowers away from calling Chuuya 'partner' after 4 years#or express that how he saved him was 'beautiful'#these things come so easily for them you wonder why they're even labelled as rivals at all#you *can't* give a clear label on their relationship#friends? they hate each other. Rivals? they care about each other. Partners? they haven't been for 4 years.#each one you put on gets contradicted at one point#and that's the beauty and fun of it#thanks for coming to my TED talk#bsd#bungou stray dogs#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#skk#soukoku#bsd analysis#bsd headcanon#bsd headcanons#skk analysis#bsd meta#J's post#J's writing ✍🏽
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