#it’s such a missed opportunity:(

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[skipar00]

fuck it I was persuaded to post

New Orleans Miku

[astriiformes]

One hill I will die on is that it's always infinitely funnier for mad scientist characters to have an actual area of expertise, and the narrower it is, the funnier it gets. Like, they're mad scientists. They can branch out from it. But it's a very special thing to be able to point to the person who built a death ray/engineered life in their basement/etc and be able to confidently state what they got their PhD in.

"Doc Brown is a mad scientist" Well yeah, obviously.

"Doc Brown is a mad physicist" Now we're getting somewhere!

"Doc Brown is a mad nuclear physicist" Specifically conjures up images of a guy who spent his PhD doing a million repetitive cyclotron tests and eventually said fuck this, I'm building a time machine instead. Comedy gold.

[airoarts]

yellowfang, i wish you were here. my sister is dying.

ID in alt and under cut

ID: digital painting of Cinderpelt and Brightpaw from Warriors. They are two cats curled around each other. Brightpaw, a ginger-and-white cat, is badly injured with cobwebs as bandages around her face and other injuries. She is unconscious and lying on her side in a moss nest. Cinderpelt, a gray cat, is curled around her with her tail over Brightpaw's back, looking at her with concern. They are in a shaded den surrounded by autumnal ferns, with a pool of water in the corner, and a strip of bright sunlight illuminating their faces. end ID.

[chloesimaginationthings]

What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

[teddybeartoji]

roomie!satoru does not know what personal space is btw . he's all splayed out on your bed while scrolling on tiktok while you're gaming, he's glued to your side whenever you go grocery shopping together (definitely hooks his arm around yours btw)(you two look like a couple like that)(he does it on purpose). aaand when you're watching a movie with him, he's either got his head on your lap, begging for you to play with his hair ooorr he's got an arm around your shoulders. he might even walk into the bathroom while you're showering just bc he needed smth from there and he literally does not even do it to be like a perv or anything, it just seems like a very normal thing to him lmao anyway this is just how he shows you that you mean a lot to him okay please let him do it he will be very sad if you shoo him away:(((((((

[secretly-a-trekkie]

who let the child near the bombs

[syrva]

can’t believe they didn’t get ladybug and chatnoir to carry the torch

[bluegiragi]

don't keep him waiting!!! (full vers on patreon)

[the-rodent-gentleman]

All rise for the Big Daddy of Wrath

And as a bonus:

[mikeluciraphgabe]

With the amount of places Buck lived, im surprised there’s not an ongoing “I know a guy” for any situation subplot

[plutodile]

IMPORTANT WARNING ‼️‼️

[chowbaw]

Aaand that's a wrap! Keep staying fresh.

[moonbeesstuff]

go to marriage counseling ❌

impersonate a kidnapper and harass your emotionally constipated husband by phone to make death threats on your own life ✅

[pinesorneedles]

buffy is literally the show ever it has schlocky horror and funny looking puppets and the main character is failing out of school and the use of metaphor is so strong in a way that's genuinely nuanced and complex and you can think about different elements of major story points or individual episodes and pick them apart forever and our main girl fucks a house down and there's also an episode where beer turns people into cavemen

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)