#it’s seven years

[lemongrass77777-moved]

the fact that Rosekiller, ship where one half doesn’t even have a canonical personality, and they never interacted in any remotely canonical text, is leagues more popular than Prongsfoot is actually my villain origin story.

[adyophene]

The days after an extermination are prime time for certain go-getters!

[perlukafarinn]

seven years later i am still not over the fact that dean killed himself because cas was dead and cas never even found out

and to make it even worse, it happened the same episode cas came back to life. dean killing himself to join cas in death, not knowing that cas is actually alive? literally the plot of romeo and juliet aka the most famous love story of all time. and this was never fucking resolved

truly the show of all time (derogatory)

[solsearchingnights]

"Minecraft needs to be rebalanced! It's too easy to get mending! It's too easy once you have elytra! All the challenges and bosses are optional!"

Yes. That's the point. That's GOOD actually. My little brother needs to be able to play minecraft as much as I can. It's a sandbox game, not an RPG. You can create difficulty and add challenge and modify files! Those are features in the game and regularly adjusted for just that purpose. But the base game is meant to be accessible and universal.

Especially when a lot of "content" comes in the form of professionals, people who earn a living being good at the game and have hours a day to put into it, our perspective is skewed. I love the hermits, but any time they say a farm "only took two hours" to build? I cringe. When hypixel pvp creators talk about how lame netherite makes vanilla gameplay, I sigh. And when someone complains that it's too easy to cheese a mechanic or obtain a villager trade I kind of want to scream.

It's easy *for you*. It's boring *for you*. It's not that it needs to change drastically, you just need to approach it differently. You have a moral objection to how "easy" it is to get a mending villager? Make the rule for yourself that you can only get mending from the loot table. You think elytra take the fun out of travel? Don't use it.

And before you say "well can't they just use accessibility features to make it easier?" NO. That's not the point of those features. Accessibility features that disable quicktime events or remove puzzles aren't to make a game easier, they're to make a game PLAYABLE. Accessibility features in minecraft are to disable view bobbing, change the visual distortions, add directional subtitles....things that make the game playable to people who need them.

Basically, please chill the fuck out about minecraft being easy. If it's too easy and you can't come up with a solution for that, maybe it's just not a game you enjoy playing. Download a mod pack or go play something different.

[lotus-pear]

cringefail exes oh my god

[infinitemarilynmonroe]

Marilyn Monroe on the set of The Seven Year Itch, 1954.

[colombinna]

kipperlilly: having a tragic family backstory is an unfair advantage against people with regular parents!

*cut to The Seven who all have the normalest parents and family ever and yet they all still became a prominent and popular and successful adventuring party*

[letbuckfuck]

yeah in your own time but. seven years is a long time

[respectissexy]

Sam Nightingale texting The Seven groupchat going "ZELDA Gorgug just posted his new girlfriend and she is a short, awkward barbarian in a hoodie, what a loser, he's obviously still obsessed with you" and Zelda going "Sam chill the fuck out Gorgug and I are cool it's fine"

[thecinamonroe]

Marilyn Monroe at a press party for The Seven Year Itch in New York, September, 1954. Photo by Sam Shaw.

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 19! Behold, Tim and Kon's first forays into babysitting! for people in charge of saving the world every other weekend they were way too unprepared for taking care of Lian lol

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[evil-sometimes]

i love gorgug as the car owner friend. slightly grimacing like oooh no dont scratch the paint, cmon guys my parents gave me this car i dont wanna dent it. no don't let ur blood demon pet sit there hes gonna stain the seats.

[trlvsn]

no but seriously the "my friend wanted some help with legal work" line in aa4 changed me as a person. i think about edgeworth trying to reach out to freshly disbarred phoenix in a million different ways and it not working, so this bastard pulls a damsel in distress move on the guy who's only weakness is people who need help and goes "wright:((( there's this very very tough case:((( innocent people will go to jail if you don't accept these first class plane tickets for you and your daughter and spend a week with me in this five star european hotel :((( oh i am so lost and confused ughh this legal work is killing me" AND IT WORKS MULTIPLE TIMESSSS

[lotus-pear]

i miss them......please come back........please come home :((

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: Is it normal to have a dream about the Great Seven? *serious*

The first-years: ...

Ace: No.

Deuce: Yeah, I agree with Ace.

Jack: Dreaming about a cupcake chasing you is more normal.

Epel: *looks at Jack* A cupcake was chasing you?

Jack: ...

Jack: Yeah, I know. It's a weird ass dream.

MC: Guys, focus.

Ortho: Did you have a dream about them?

MC: Yes. And it was sooooo vivid.

Scar: Hmm… fascinating. You appear to be some sort of… furless baboon. Not that it matters, of course, *sneers, eyes narrowing* But tell me—what could you possibly be doing in my den?

MC: ...

Scar: Cat got your tongue? *his eyes gleaming with amusement as he circles*

Scar: Speak, furless baboon, or I might just consider making you… my next meal.

MC: *is a sucker for big cats; stopping themselves from petting him*

MC: I-I don't know, sir.

Scar: *raised an eyebrow* You don't know??

MC: Yes, sir- But can I ask you a question?

Scar: Hmm... Can you?

MC: ...

Scar: Oh, very well... *he drawls, flicking a paw dismissively*

Scar: You may ask.

MC: Are you... one of the Great Seven? The King of the Beasts?

Scar: ...

Scar: *looks at them interestingly* King?

The first-years: ...

Ace: So what happened next?

MC: I don't know. I woke up.

Epel: Are there others?

MC: ...Yes, but I actually want to continue my conversation with Scar-er, the King of the Beasts.

MC: It's quite tiring to introduce myself all over again.

Sebek: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DREAMED ABOUT THE THORN FAIRY?!!!

MC: *fell from their seat*

MC: Dude!