#it’s fucking stupid

[randomfandomskillme]

if i see one more tumblr bitch on here refer to macaque as “mamacaque” i might just blow up the moon

[zombie-eats-world]

Just saw someone say Sabucci needs to be called LuSabo since Lucci is typically the top, but guys, my dudes, LuSabo is Luffy X Sabo!

Can we all agree that we don’t need ship names to tell us who’s on top anymore? Relationships don’t work that way, people don’t work that way! And readers are smart and don’t need a differentiation between one person or the other taking the lead in the desired ship!

It’s Sabucci because that is literally the nicest way to combine Sabo and Lucci’s names together!

I don’t use the term Dofuwani because I like Doflamingo on top, it’s just the best sounding ship name in my opinion. I just as frequently make au’s where Crocodile tops and still call that Dofuwani!

And literally nothing, especially whose taking the lead, will get me to call Lawlu anything other than Lawlu. I refuse to use the other ship names.

[gaytedlasso]

God I’m praying that HBO Max picks up Gotham Knights so I never have to watch the CW again. The numbers are actually kind of insane cuz GK is the #6 show on HBO Max for 2023, and it’s not even available in every country

[charliethinks]

tw i guess

dying would just be easier at this point.

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

Gender non conforming apparently only has skirts if you’re a guy. If you’re a girl you can’t wear them cause they’re girly.

No seriously. After the ask I had I was thinking on this more and more and realized that PEOPLE STILL FUCKING SHUN FEMININE THINGS FOR PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY AS CISGENDER WOMAN. (It’s the best way I can explain it sorry.)

If you’re a transwoman it’s fine but oh, you’re just going along with the patriarchy if you call yourself gender non-conforming and wear skirts as a ciswoman.

Why? Why is this still a thing?!? ‘We need more GNC women’ THEN LET THEM. Let them have masculine and feminine traits. We coo over a GNC man who wears skirts and does masculine things but turn it around for a woman to do that it’s ‘she’s conforming!’

Ugh.

[rintoki]

literally coming on here after 2039 years to say how upset i am over alhaithams nerfs ……..

[wetchickenbreast]

when i first started getting assigned homework over the weekend in middle school i thought it was sooooooo unfair. and i was right. why the fuck is this allowed

[sorio99]

Truly, I never understood the whole “don’t read the comments” thing on YouTube until “Ranking Every Zelda Game”, like

I get it now.

[arsonistman]

Oh I figured out why I get so annoyed over a lot of Logan centric fics; he gets babied and infantilised to absolute hell and back

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[katelynduval]

Wanted: Your face in my 😻

would u lick me...?🥺

[akiizayoi4869]

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[official-lucifers-child]

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[wintergrofyuri]

"(blank) hates laios!" WRONG WRONG WRONG. SHUT THE FUCK UP

shuro is just as awkward as laios and it is made So clear he considers him a friend and likes him. he defends him when the canaries start talking shit and actively readies himself to physically fight them so they dont get to him.

namari also likes laios. she respects him as a leader and also defends him and readies to fight the canaries.

ive not actually seen anyone claim izutsumi hates laios, but a lot of ppl Are weird abt them. izutsumi and laios' relationship was rocky at the beginning. he struggled to figure out how to interact with her. but by the end, she actively seeks him out to talk with during the lead up to the feast. she hides behind him when falin wakes up. she has already realized shecan do what she wants and does not need to stick around, yet she does. she sleeps near him on the windowsill, waiting with him and marcille for falin to wake up. she has accepted him as part of her life and wants to keep him in it.

marcille does not hate laios. let me say this again.

Marcille Donato Does Not Hate Laios Touden.

marcille Loves him. in a platonic, familial sense. laios returns this just as readily. she yells at him. she whacks him. she tells him whats on her mind. she uses healing magic to ease his pain during the parasite fiasco. she reattaches his leg when he loses it. she teaches him magic. she lays her head on his corpse and cries before reviving him. she launches herself at him two times, when the canaries interrogate them and when he talks her down in the tower. he is a comforting presence to her. she trusts him, she cares about him, she worries about him, she imagines him as a big fluffy dog that loves and protects her. laios is her rock when falin is taken from them time and time again. and she tries to be his as well. she whole-heartedly, unconditionally, loves and trusts laios.

chilchuck does not hate laios. laios pays him his rates, no questions asked. laios trusts and respects chilchuck's job as a lockpick. laios does not see him as a child (at least, i cant think of an instance where he does so). chilchuck states, outright, he sees him as a friend and doesnt want to see him hurt. he actively worries about him as the falin situation gets worse. chilchuck respects laios. he shows almost 0 hesitation in helping get falin back, nor eating her by the end. he does not think of leaving him once, until he realizes he could lose him. chilchuck is cowardly with emotions and prefers to bottle things, so his first instinct was to bolt. he was angry because he was scared of watching someone he cares about destroy himself. laios is his Friend.

and holy shit. holy Fucking shit. kabru DOES NOT hate laios. kabru has the rockiest start known to man with him, and he Still helps him by occupying the canaries. he warns him about them. he hides the black magic from them just as shuro does. his whole Thing is trusting laios despite himself. kabru has his own baggage regarding other people, just like laios, yet he tries so hard to believe and trust this man. he Wants to. kabru is not very hopeful, but laios makes him Want to be. he states like 3 times he wants to be close to him and sees him as a friend. he stays through the entire feast!! the man who hates monsters, whose biggest trigger is monsters, actively, consciously, Willingly stayed through the entire monster meat feast. all to help his friend get his sister back. he could've left!! the feast was like an entire week!! yet he was there for every single day. he was one of the closest people to the door when falin awoke!! after reuniting with her brother, her friends, the people who knew her the most (plus senshi and izutsumi), the first person she greets is kabru!! he wants to be close to laios, he likes laios, laios is his friend and he cares for him, he wants to meet his sister!!! kabru fucking stays on the island with him as one of his closest, most trusted advisors when he becomes king!!!!! he wants to help him succeed!!!! he wants him to be happy!!!! laios is his friend!!!!!!!!

im just. people like laios!! laios is a nice guy! he is friendly and cares about people! he is weird, he doesn't understand most social cues, he oversteps boundaries, but they stay beside him, because they like him and he is their friend. he is their friend!!!!! friendship is not all sunshine and rainbows, relationships in general are not sunshine and rainbows. you will upset people, people will upset you, you will get into arguments, things will happen, but at the end of the day, the people close to you like you! they love you! they care for you! they want to work it out and get through it because they love you, but they will feel those emotions first! human relationships are complex and messy and life is complicated. even shows for toddlers know this.

if you truly believe any of these characters hate laios you are worse than a toddler. watch some fucking oobi or something. god. fuck.

take this

thanks