#it’s fucking stupid

[randomfandomskillme]

if i see one more tumblr bitch on here refer to macaque as “mamacaque” i might just blow up the moon

[zombie-eats-world]

Just saw someone say Sabucci needs to be called LuSabo since Lucci is typically the top, but guys, my dudes, LuSabo is Luffy X Sabo!

Can we all agree that we don’t need ship names to tell us who’s on top anymore? Relationships don’t work that way, people don’t work that way! And readers are smart and don’t need a differentiation between one person or the other taking the lead in the desired ship!

It’s Sabucci because that is literally the nicest way to combine Sabo and Lucci’s names together!

I don’t use the term Dofuwani because I like Doflamingo on top, it’s just the best sounding ship name in my opinion. I just as frequently make au’s where Crocodile tops and still call that Dofuwani!

And literally nothing, especially whose taking the lead, will get me to call Lawlu anything other than Lawlu. I refuse to use the other ship names.

[gaytedlasso]

God I’m praying that HBO Max picks up Gotham Knights so I never have to watch the CW again. The numbers are actually kind of insane cuz GK is the #6 show on HBO Max for 2023, and it’s not even available in every country

[charliethinks]

tw i guess

dying would just be easier at this point.

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

Gender non conforming apparently only has skirts if you’re a guy. If you’re a girl you can’t wear them cause they’re girly.

No seriously. After the ask I had I was thinking on this more and more and realized that PEOPLE STILL FUCKING SHUN FEMININE THINGS FOR PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY AS CISGENDER WOMAN. (It’s the best way I can explain it sorry.)

If you’re a transwoman it’s fine but oh, you’re just going along with the patriarchy if you call yourself gender non-conforming and wear skirts as a ciswoman.

Why? Why is this still a thing?!? ‘We need more GNC women’ THEN LET THEM. Let them have masculine and feminine traits. We coo over a GNC man who wears skirts and does masculine things but turn it around for a woman to do that it’s ‘she’s conforming!’

Ugh.

[wetchickenbreast]

when i first started getting assigned homework over the weekend in middle school i thought it was sooooooo unfair. and i was right. why the fuck is this allowed

[sorio99]

Truly, I never understood the whole “don’t read the comments” thing on YouTube until “Ranking Every Zelda Game”, like

I get it now.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[akiizayoi4869]

They need to remove the "convicted felon" option from job applications, and anything else that requires you to say whether or not you have a criminal history. Because CLEARLY if we can have a convicted felon in the white house, then convicted felons everywhere should be allowed to get jobs, should be allowed to vote, etc.

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[official-lucifers-child]

[doggirlhen]

guyliner for women

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[virtualplushy]

being traumatized is so embarrassing sometimes like oooogh my mom was mean to me when i was little so now i want to eviscerate myself anytime i think i’ve done something wrong. fuck you