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randomfandomskillme 1 day ago
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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don鈥檛 want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 馃槄
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
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randomfandomskillme 3 days ago
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Can we talk about how wukong didn't give a shit that the crown disappeared if anything he was devastated because he thought that meant mk was gone
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He loves mk so much to the point that he would rather feel physical pain then lose him
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Also the fact that he never cried from the physical pain he only cried when he thought he lost mk and when he was relieved that mk was alive
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randomfandomskillme 5 days ago
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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randomfandomskillme 9 days ago
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Divorce moment
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randomfandomskillme 9 days ago
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This au occurred after MK sacrificed himself to save the world and the world was reset.
Next
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randomfandomskillme 11 days ago
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"Hey kid... today's your lucky day!"
Monkey Wrench Episode 4 coming at you;
December 3rd for Patreon & Youtube members
December 11th general public release
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randomfandomskillme 14 days ago
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randomfandomskillme 14 days ago
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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
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randomfandomskillme 21 days ago
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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randomfandomskillme 27 days ago
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just me and doggy (i love the block game (tm) )
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randomfandomskillme 27 days ago
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trying some soft brush stuff with our fav noodly boi
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randomfandomskillme 28 days ago
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He comes and goes I guess.
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randomfandomskillme 1 month ago
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A little background as to why the Markiplier fandom is panicking about The Edge of Sleep.
So YEARS ago. Mark was in a podcast called The Edge of Sleep, which was adapted into a TV series... Which was never released
Until
Mark made a movie adaptation of a video game, Iron Lung. He's put all his energy into this film, directing, producing, editing, even starring in it. the movie is done, and he's working to get it released in theaters.
We, the public don't know why, but we know that some doors have been locked on the release of Iron Lung, however some big wigs somewhere have promised that if his popularity alone can put Edge of Sleep in the TOP TEN a lot of doors will open for Iron Lung. He wasn't allowed to even say where it would premiere, nor was it advertised AT ALL
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So now, Edge of Sleep has shadow dropped on Amazon Prime in the US. Three days BEFORE they even told Mark it would air. In order to get this man's work out in theaters this thing has to get to the top ten by word of mouth alone.
So. Watch Edge of Sleep! It's an apocalyptic horror. There are some mild gore warnings (blood, knife mutilation, brain dissection, self harm). Even if you can play it in the background and let it run just so it gets views thatd be helpful.
Stick it to the Hollywood Bigwigs! Show them YouTubers can have an audience! Open some doors for creative people trying to show their work to a bigger audience!
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randomfandomskillme 1 month ago
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ROSANNA PANSINO???
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??????
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randomfandomskillme 2 months ago
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randomfandomskillme 2 months ago
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Top image: Rafah before Israeli invasion, November 23, 2023
Bottom image: Rafah during the ongoing Israeli invasion of the city, September 5, 2024
The word you're thinking of is: genocide.
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randomfandomskillme 2 months ago
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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:
even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body
you don't have to brush your teeth standing up
you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering
you don't have to shower with the lights on
if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath
if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria
eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food
you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it
some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them
kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time
if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are
we have free will鈥攊f doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it
if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.
they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!
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