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Btw, my predictions/theories for Deltarune chapters 3 & 4 before they release (probably LONG before, but who knows?). Keep in mind, I don’t watch a ton of theory videos or read most recent analysis posts, so some of these might be miles off what the rest of the fandom are guessing, and some might be old news for others.

We start Chapter 3 with some kind of dream sequence, that might give us a bit more insight into Kris’ character.

Toriel will be a part of the party in Chapter 3, and she won’t be a great healer, but she will be good with pacifying.

Undyne’s gonna show up in the Dark World, sorta serving a similar role in whatever it’s called to Berdly in Cyber World: semi-reluctant assistant to the world’s boss.

Similar to Queen mirroring Noelle’s mother (and possibly King mirroring Susie’s situation?), Tenna is going to have distinct echoes of Asgore.

Partway through chapter 3, Noelle will appear, because I am huffing copium. If you did Weird Route in Chapter 2, watch out.

I don’t know if Mike will be the Secret Boss, at least not based on current designs for the character. I can imagine a world where that happens, of course, but the previous Secret Bosses act very similarly to their Light World inspiration, and I don’t know how exactly that would work for, like, a microphone.

Susie and maybe Kris are gonna try and tell Toriel that the Dark World is a dream, but she isn’t gonna be fooled for a second, and she’ll fully realize it was real even afterwards.

Ralsei and Toriel are either going to have a very awkward conversation at some point, or he’s putting that hat back on his head.

If you held onto the character tea from Chapter 2, you’ll get different healing values in 3 and 4, as well as seeing what Toriel really thinks of the children.

Either it will be made clear very early in Chapter 3 that Kris isn’t the Knight for all the previous Dark Worlds, or the chapter will end with Kris opening a new fountain somewhere.

If Chapter 3 has a Weird Route with Toriel, then Undyne is going to end up badly hurt/killed, and both Toriel and Asgore will be conspicuously absent in the Light World segment.

Chapters 3 and 4 are over the weekend (canon?), so at some point during those two days, we WILL meet Papyrus/equivalent. Probably Chapter 4 given official statements about saving in that chapter.

I am not smart/creative to come up with a good idea for the Dark World in Chapter 4. I do think it will have one, if only because I don’t think they’d change the formula THAT drastically in the fourth of seven chapters.

Chapter 4 will end with the biggest and most impactful cliffhanger thus far; the most dangerous Dark Fountain thus far will be opened, leaving all the leads in serious danger.

In Chapter 3, Kris is going to get more suspicious of/judgmental towards Ralsei, but by the end of Chapter 4, they’ll be somewhat warmer towards him.

Jockington is going to eat something he REALLY shouldn’t at some point.

And Snowdrake will continue to not matter.

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Living in the United States these days really makes you have to weigh the morality of death.

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And sure enough!

The past 48 hours have felt like a week at least.

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One important thing to remember about the Sonic series is that it has built up a long, intricate, and detailed lore over its three and a half decades of existence, and also its continuity is held together by loose string and hope.

About a decade into the series existence, the world it takes place on was retconned into being Earth, and it is currently called Earth again. However, there was a span of time, I wanna say of at least a decade, where it pretty explicitly was not Earth, and the world just did not have a name.

Multiple plot critical characters are, depending on the entry and the writer’s mood, either from a parallel dimension or from the distant future, and as far as I can tell, nobody has actually bothered to justify this discrepancy.

There is an entire mainline, full scale game which is technically canon, but whose events do not actually happen in-universe because the events literally retcon themselves out of existence somehow. Despite this, the timeline in which they did occur seemingly does still exist somehow.

Silver is continuously traveling back in time from a distant future in an attempt to save it, which raises the question of whether the future changes while he’s there, or if he just keeps returning and is like “damn, that didn’t work, guess I gotta try again”.

Despite Sonic Heroes establishing very reliable and understandable teams which could theoretically be used in most spin-offs, said spin-offs almost always make some baffling exclusion and substitution. Like in Team Sonic Racing, where Amy and Big decided to replace Cream with Omochao for some reason. Or Sonic Free Riders, where Big was replaced on Team Rose with Vector the Crocodile, and Team Dark replaced Omega with some random Eggman robot nobody actually knew.

For about three decades, nobody could actually agree on whether humans were native to the same planet as Sonic and friends. Sonic Colors had Eggman referring to the planet as “Sonic’s World” despite him literally living there himself.

Somehow, despite Sonic having a plot-critical birthday party in Generations and Forces having a six-month time skip, not a single character in the series has canonically aged since Sonic Heroes in 2003.

This implies all the events of the Sonic the Hedgehog canon, including the IDW comics, all three Riders games, multiple different deities being resurrected, and Sonic being sucked into Storybook worlds not once but twice, all happen within less than a year.

Within the first seven years of the series existence, there were multiple different comic series, three different American cartoons, an animated film, and about fifteen different continuities, all before the games introduced a second female character. A third of these used the name “Mobius” to refer to the world the series took place in, and this name has somehow never been acknowledged in canon.

Given a canonical reference to Sticks the Badger in Sonic Frontiers, even spinoff continuities which cannot possibly coexist with the main canon are still potentially considered canon, depending on Ian Flynn’s mood.

For like half a decade, the writing of the games was primarily helmed by two writers from Happy Tree Friends, a cartoon with the gimmick of being about cute and cuddly cartoon animals being horrifically maimed and killed every episode. One of them also wrote for genuine kids shows, the Clayfighter series, and MadWorld, the super violent Wii games. They were succeeded by a man who wrote for the Archie Sonic comics, who has somehow been the more controversial choice for lead writer.

Shadow is, at any given time, an edgy anti-hero, a straight up villain, the ultimate do-gooder, or a traumatized teenager. Depends on how the writer is feeling.

Tails has had no less than six VAs in English since 1999, about half of whom were literal children while voicing the character.

Despite being depicted as a wisecracking character throughout the entire nineties, apparently Sega has now decided that prior to 1998, Sonic was entirely mute. Depending on the work in question, this may be rescinded for a comic, or be applied to every other character in the time period.

Big the Cat is basically the only character we can say has definitively, canonically met Princess Elise, the character infamous for kissing Sonic in a doomed timeline. Even Sonic may or may not know who Elise is, but Big has apparently spoken to her canonically.

Amy’s only reason for existence, in her original incarnation or within the games, is to be Sonic’s girlfriend. As far as I’m aware, Sonic has never actually gone on a date with her in the main canon.

One time he tried, but he ended up becoming King Arthur instead. And I’m still not sure if that game is canon.

And there is reason to believe Eggman is canonically either infertile or impotent.

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Thinking about “I Want To Unify The Kingdom But The Second Male Lead Is Too Indecent” again. Thoughts on how it’d play out:

The first episode starts with Bridget and Dick at the office, establishing her as competent but ignored and him as a half-joking, self-loathing sex pest. Around the halfway point, they both get hit by a truck while crossing the road and wake up in the fantasy kingdom (does it have a canon name? I’m gonna call Decentia) as Princess Bridgeton and Lord Dickington. Lord Daleton shows up and quickly becomes the only person either of them tell about their original situation.

Bridget and Dick don’t actually realize they’ve both been Isekai’d together until about halfway through season 1, at which point they finally put two and two together. Bridget is mildly horrified that the dignified Lord she’d been relying on for stability was Dickhead Dick this whole time, while Dick is just happy to have SOMEONE who relates to not being either a medieval fop or Daleton.

The big reveal of the season one finale is that most if not all of the kingdom’s characters seen across the season, from the major supporting cast to the extremely minor background staff, have at some point between the pilot and now ALSO been swapped with their Massachusetts counterparts, mostly within the span of the first few episodes. The entire second season is just trying to piece together what the fuck to do about this.

Bridget is throughout Seasons 1 and 2 torn between absolutely despising Daleton and genuine attraction (because annoying though he may be, he seems to mean well and IS genuinely hot), while also coming to see Dick in a new light and genuinely appreciating him as a person for the first time ever. For his part, Dick has been into Bridget since before the truck accident, and while he is generally annoyed by Daleton’s antics and indecency, he shows JUST enough tolerance towards him that a good portion of the fandom ships the pair. Eventually a small but substantial part of the fandom ships the three together in the classic ProZD Love Triangle solution.

(Season 5 ends up technically making that canon, so polyshippers stay winning)

Daleton is consistently a slutty bisexual disaster throughout the show, right up to the very end, but he is shown to have SOME genuine leadership skills and does actually want to help everyone, hence why Bridget keeps him around. He’s the kind of character who spends most of each episode being useless and fan service focused, but then always has one useful insight that manages to help turn the whole episode’s conflict on its head.

Not everyone who got isekai’d into Decentia has an identical appearance to their Massachusetts form or a [Name]ton name, but there are a few as foreshadowing for the Season 1 plot twist.

Season 3 focuses on the real Princess Bridgeton and Lord Dickington, who wake up in the hospital and immediately piece together that they’re each from Decentia. They’re the first characters from the Kingdom to make the transition, and they realize what’s going on with everyone switching over significantly faster than Bridget and Dick.

The first sign that something seriously fucky is going on in Season 3 is when “Dale Kingston” shows up and applies for a job at the end episode 2. Bridgeton and Dickington immediately recognize him as lord Daleton, but he denies this, and we the audience know that Daleton was basically the only major character to NOT know anything about Massachusetts in Season 2, which raises the question of if he’s just this universe’s counterpart or if something more is going on.

As more and more Decentians end up at Big Dick’s in Massachusetts, they begin taking over the company and, slowly but surely, the small town of Decent, Massachusetts (halfway between Boston and Springfield, just take I-90 and turn off at the giant pants sign, you can��t miss it).

In Massachusetts, Dale is mostly similar in behavior to Daleton, but slightly less indecently dressed and completely able to keep his pants up. This is because in Massachusetts, you can just buy pants at a store and don’t need a personal tailor who was originally really gay and inappropriate and then by episode 4 was replaced by an IT worker with a CompSci degree.

Season 3 ends with a portal being formed between Big Dick’s corporate office (where Dickington has just defeated the CEO Richard Parker in hand to hand combat) and the castle of Decentia (where Bridget and Dick have been panicking because Daleton has been missing all day). Then Dale shows up, and all chaos breaks loose.

Season 4 goes about as described in the Drawfee episode: they realize that their realities are collapsing and merging together, it becomes clear that Dale/Daleton has secretly (and unintentionally) been the lynchpin of this collapse the whole time, and eventually the Kingdom (which has semi-officially annexed Decent, Massachusetts) is unified with the goal of killing him. However, Bridget and Dick are both quietly opposed to the plan (Dick because he recognizes Dale could still be a “decent” human being, and Bridget because at this point she’s low key in love with him).

It becomes clear across Season 4 that Daleton really didn’t have any idea originally that he was somehow drawing the two universes together, he went to Massachusetts through a portal to try and figure out what was going on with the Isekais, and his indecency has more or less been out of his control this whole time. The fanbase is somewhat divided on the question of whether or not killing him is the right thing to do.

Season 4 ends with Daleton seemingly killed, the universes mostly going back to how they were before the series started (Princess Bridgeton and Lord Dickington are back in control of the Kingdom, the employees at Big Dick’s are all back in Massachusetts), but Bridget mysteriously missing. The last shot of the season is Bridget’s bedroom back home, with the camera panning around to reveal one more portal.

Season 5 is still pretty much just porn, but like a quarter of every episode is dedicated to either developing the plot, world building for the sex dimension, or genuinely well written character development. So you can’t even skip to the important or good episodes, you have to watch all of them (you can usually skip the sex scenes, if you want, though. They are still 3/4ths of each episode).

About two thirds of the pre-existing fanbase are actually really into the fifth and final season: partially because it is still beautifully animated, incredibly well acted, and (during the important quarter) impeccably written…but also partially because the show was always hornier than your average isekai, so its fanbase did kinda follow suit. A third of them still absolutely hate it and the internet kinda explodes into arguments about it, though.

The creators fully realize there is no going back after Season Five, so that’s the only season of the show to not end on a cliffhanger. Instead, the plot is resolved, the multiverse is saved, and Bridget, Dick, and Daleton retire to a pocket dimension of the sex dimension where they can live out the rest of their days in peace. It’s a surprisingly wholesome and happy ending, ignoring how incredibly nasty some of the smut in the rest of the season was.

“Season Five” becomes internet shorthand for a show completely self-sabotaging and self-destructing for years afterwards, to the point most new anime for the next half a decade is capped off at four seasons.

The fifth season does however reveal that Dick/Dickington is bigger than Daleton, so that’s cool.

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Local cynic in the south sees legitimate snowfall for first time in over decade: is struck by uncharacteristic Childlike Whimsy and Holiday Spirit as result. More at 11.

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Meanwhile nowadays I’m Normal-Water

I was gonna make a joke about that being an absurdly common type, but then I looked it up to double check

Turns out it’s actually one of the few entirely unique type combos in the series

Meaning I’m technically this guy:

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Okay, but have you considered if the ship doesn’t WANT to be the ship of Theseus anymore? If maybe it CHOSE to have all its parts replaced? Maybe it did that SO it could be a different vessel. You ever think about that?

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Arthur Aguefort has fucked, in no particular order, an eccentric small business owner from a future planet themed after Texas, a chocolate rabbit chancellor who pretends to worship a light bulb but is actually a warlock of a fairy, an elderly Baba Yaga who is accurate to original stories of her and also pisses in her mortar, and a Phoenix.

You think Fanfics have crack ships? In the Time Quangle, we have canon ships you can’t even fucking imagine. A mall goth with an impossible trisword just married a weird skeleton puppet man who’s also the universe’s most pathetic criminal. Sleeping Beauty is about to hook up with a nonbinary chef who is also a royal alien. Over in the aged up universe, a milk bottle Princess just ran off with a discontinued pleasure droid, whose power suit boss had to turn down a cheese pirate lesbian for being a nepobaby. Aelwyn Abernant is bisexual and evil again! Little Red Riding Hood is now playfriends with the candy land Batman, and they both have pink-eye. And through it all, Fig Faeth and Ayda Aguefort are still a power couple, and Ricky Matsui refuses to abandon his wife and child.

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You think Fanfics have crack ships? In the Time Quangle, we have canon ships you can’t even fucking imagine. A mall goth with an impossible trisword just married a weird skeleton puppet man who’s also the universe’s most pathetic criminal. Sleeping Beauty is about to hook up with a nonbinary chef who is also a royal alien. Over in the aged up universe, a milk bottle Princess just ran off with a discontinued pleasure droid, whose power suit boss had to turn down a cheese pirate lesbian for being a nepobaby. Aelwyn Abernant is bisexual and evil again! Little Red Riding Hood is now playfriends with the candy land Batman, and they both have pink-eye. And through it all, Fig Faeth and Ayda Aguefort are still a power couple, and Ricky Matsui refuses to abandon his wife and child.

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In about 5-6 days (depending on time zones) Sega is gonna drop an insane reveal, and I would like it on record that I attempted to call it.

Oh shit, it’s Maria’s sister

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Oh shit, it’s Maria’s sister

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Sonic Movie 3 Spoilers below the cut, because I have thoughts.

I love how, in the argument about using the Master Emerald again, when it seems like it’s going to turn into a full on fight, it’s KNUCKLES who backs down first. KNUCKLES! The Echidna who, infamously, will stop at nothing, is willing to attack anyone, even his allies, and ESPECIALLY Sonic, if it means defending the Master Emerald. The one who, in the last movie, was fully willing to kill Sonic if it meant protecting the Emerald. And when Sonic tells him, to his face, that he’s going to use the Master Emerald…he backs down, and he trusts Sonic. My heart!

Like many, I was disappointed they were doing the SA2 style story without Amy (at least until mid-credits), but I think the way they handled Shadow being talked down was actually handled beautifully. In the games, Shadow realizes he’s been wrong this whole time because he sees something of Maria in Amy, and remembers what really mattered to her. In the film, it’s him seeing HIMSELF in Sonic, and realizing that there’s still a way to move on. It’s great.

The way they handled Shadow in general was amazing. I think Keanu did an excellent job, of course, but I really appreciate the nuance the writers gave him. He clearly realizes very early on that he doesn’t actually want to destroy the world, he doesn’t even seem to want to hurt anyone until Sonic really starts yapping. But he feels like, with the whole world against him and the loss of Maria, he has no choice but to go through with the Eclipse Cannon plan. It’s heartbreaking, and makes his (relatively) hopeful ending all the more deserved.

Oh my God, the flashbacks to Maria and Shadow. This kid had less screen time than “Ambiguously Evil GUN Lady”, and it still managed to tug at my heartstrings.

I noticed, in the sequence where Gerald, Maria, and Shadow are trying to escape, Walters tells the soldier “Those are kids” not “She’s a kid” or “There’s a kid”. It sort of just hammers home that, yeah, for as much as he is a potentially dangerous Alien, Shadow is still basically a child at this point. Possibly less than a year old, even. And I guess that’s always true for Shadow during the raid, huh? He’s just a kid struggling with things he can’t control. And then the military kill his only real friend.

I’m SO glad they didn’t just give GUN the full hero makeover, I was SO scared they were going to. Not only did they kill the little girl (by “accident”, sure, but they were still aiming a gun at her to begin with), but they explicitly agreed to the building of the Eclipse Cannon, and even had Gerald build it WHILE IMPRISONED in exchange for his freedom, when prior to this we see no evidence he actually did ANYTHING WRONG. Yes, Commander Walters is mostly a good guy, but the organization as a whole is still very clearly NOT to be trusted, to the point where his successor is framed as a direct antagonist. And they don’t even know about the Black Arms!

You know, I was kinda expecting them to do SOME explaining for how Gerald is alive in the modern day, like maybe he was in stasis all this time, or Maria was his child instead of his grandchild, but nope. They just went with “Yeah, this dude’s over a hundred years old, and he’s still able to run around being a genocidal nihilist.”

I love how, even though the ARK and the nose laser aren’t in this, they still have Gerald putting his mustache on the side of the Cannon. It’s just a nice touch.

Stone is always one of the highlights for the movies, but I especially liked how he was portrayed here. Especially with the theme for Eggman that he’s never really had anyone, I’m glad they acknowledged that Stone was the only person who ever cared about or loved him. And with Sonic 2, while it was pretty explicit that Stone was in love with him, here they make it clear that, while Robotnik might not be fully capable of that kind of love, he did still appreciate Stone in the end and, at least from how I read that final broadcast, reciprocated as much as he could. Sometimes, even bad guys have a heart.

So, they were definitely setting up for a Shadow spin-off with this film, right? Like, either a spin-off movie or TV show, because there are just so many loose ends with him arriving via Black Comet, showing up fully formed with no explanation, the confirmation that he survived WITH consciousness in the post-credits stinger. Also, he might still fully have the Chaos Emeralds after the battle. You just KNOW they’re going to be doing something with him between now and Sonic 5.

I know there’s definitely room for survival, given Shadow was up there with him and him surviving against all odds before, but with Jim Carrey having already tried to retire before this, and the man not getting any younger, I think there’s a very good chance Robotnik is actually dead in the Movie continuity now. Wouldn’t be the first time a Sonic spin-off canonically killed off Robotnik (looking at you, Ken), and the way he went out feels very fitting for the character. Of course, there’s every chance he shows up in the next movie as Mr. Tinker, but I think he might actually be toast.

I have no idea what they’re going to do for Sonic 4 (although hopefully it’s better than the game), but I cannot wait to see Amy on the big screen. My girl looks GREAT. No idea who they’ll get to voice her, since the studio clearly learned their lesson with Colleen’s cameo in the first mid-credits (though Colleen is still one of the best VAs in the films), but I’m excited to see her kick ass and maybe flirt with Sonic. Fingers crossed!

LIVE AND LEARN! Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!

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…okay, yeah, the Sonic movies are peak.

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It’s been over a week since I last saw Wicked Part 1, but I can’t stop thinking about how blatantly and sinisterly the film portrayed Madame Morrible’s grooming of Elphaba.

Like, from the first time they meet, she does something as an authority figure that immediately makes Elphaba indebted to her, than takes her off - entirely alone, separated from literally everyone else - and offers her these incredible opportunities, everything she ever wanted, if she just abandons her current life and agrees to work with Morrible for an indeterminate amount of time and “do as you should”.

And is constantly giving this girl who has clearly been hated, mocked, and feared her entire life positive reinforcement, specifically when she does exactly what Morrible wants. Openly manipulating Elphaba’s emotions in order to, in the film, unlock her power.

And, like, it’s obvious what she’s doing, right? Making Elphaba entirely reliant on Morrible, not only for her chance to meet the Wizard, but also for the only positive relationship she’s had in her whole life up until that point. So that when the time comes, and Morrible asks her to do something deeply immoral and wrong, Elphaba has no choice but to agree.

And if it wasn’t for Dr. Dillamond, Galinda, and Fiyero, it probably would have worked.