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Going through the Gravity Falls tag and seeing a ton of cool Relativity AU stuff, but I just find it so funny, because the original show is so focused on the Kids’ generation and problems, so the fast majority of important characters are either contemporaries of Dipper and Mabel or somewhere between them and the Grunkles, so like
In Relativity Falls, half the cast is fighting over who gets to be Dipper’s tragic scientific partner, and meanwhile the Stans have exactly 1 (one) friend.
#gravity falls#relativity falls#relativity falls AU#it’s a very fun and intriguing AU#but I just imagine a version of the show where the majority of the cast is over 60#maybe Dipper just has a small science commune in Gravity Falls#or Mabel makes friends more readily than Stanley did
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Feeling like that one guy from Stephen King’s IT who doesn’t make it back to Derry.
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Happy Halloween: the scariest thing I can think of to present you with is the terror of early onset dementia running in your family.
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You know, I’m starting to think my standard MO of “stand out of the way, don’t make a fuss, and don’t say anything out of turn” isn’t a great way to get people’s attention.
#introvert#social anxiety#maybe being overly polite and making yourself as inconspicuous as possible#isn’t a fantastic way of making friends
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Weird fucking thing showed up at my door; what could go wrong?
#gravity falls#book of bill#the book of bill#gravity falls the book of bill#bill cipher#did I buy this months after the whole internet exploded about the old man fucking the triangle?#yes#am I still excited to read it for myself?#also yes#tw: swearing
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I think, as a society, we need to be prepared for 70 years after Bill Watterson’s passing, when anything he didn’t ever want made of his characters is made immediately available.
#calvin and hobbes#bill watterson#best case scenario we get a decent quality adaptation that still goes directly against his wishes#most likely we get the ‘C&H but it’s a horror movie’ within the year#and worst case scenario is whatever’s been happening to Dr. Seuss’s legacy
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Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (one’s death is a critical part of the other’s backstory).
#dark beginnings#sonic x shadow generations dark beginnings#sonic x shadow generations#sonic the hedgehog#shadow generations#shadow and maria#are they in love or are they siblings?#the answer is that it doesn’t matter#what matters is they loved each other and he lost her#and whatever memories we see of her are the memories racing through his head when he is forced to remember#and also it’s kinda fridging#but I feel like that’s a lost cause two decades after it became the core of his character
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Things I was expecting from Dark Beginnings: Angst, flashbacks, battle sequences, and writing that I love and some fans despise.
What I wasn’t expecting: A BRAND NEW SONIC IMAGE SONG, WHAT?!
#sonic x shadow generations dark beginnings#sonic x shadow generations#sonic the hedgehog#dark beginnings#shadow generations#I might be using that term wrong I don’t know#seriously though I heard the lyrics kick in under Rouge and Towers and I was like#’no way are they actually doing this’#and then we see Shadow in the shuttle while it’s full blast and I’m like#oh my god they still got it
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Final review of Dark Beginnings: Holy hell, that was great. Incredible animation, incredible voice acting, and my god do I love how these characters are written.
And again, I love the first thing to be fully canonized from the Archie comics to the main continuity is the Commander’s name.
#dark beginnings#sonic x shadow generations#Sonic x shadow generations dark beginnings#sonic the hedgehog#shadow generations#I’m sure there’s other small things that the IDW comics carried over#but i still find it funny
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God, I’m so happy I’ve never used Twitter.
#Twitter#anti twitter#yes it means I regularly miss out on very major things#but it also means I dodge huge constantly spewing waves of the most toxic shit I’ve ever seen#the worst faith discourse and the abhorrent advertising#tumblr ain’t great and Mullenweg can go suck a cactus but for my money it’s at least easier to dodge bullshit brain here
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what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?
mine are the tower and the chariot
#the devil and the lovers#I don’t know what the fuck that says about me#although they are very similar in terms of art
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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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I feel like I need to make a straight up Bingo card for my Hyperfixations. Like, there are certain beats they tend to hit every time, I think it could be useful for predicting myself…or getting recommendations.
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In the past ten days, we’ve gotten a brand new Zelda game, tons of Sonic content, a new episode of TADC, and I’ve been dealing with fucking SOMETHING that’s making me miserable through most of the day but FUCK IT, there’s new D20!
#legend of Zelda#sonic the hedgehog#the amazing digital circus#dimension 20#I live a very boring life#I say almost exactly a week after coming home from LA
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You know, in the grand scheme of things, we actually haven’t gotten a ton of Team Dark material in the actual Sonic games.
Obviously, there’s Heroes, and the only good parts of ‘06, and a touch of it in Forces…and yeah, that’s basically it.
I just love how they’re used in Dark Beginnings, especially “I CALL DIBS”.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic x shadow generations#dark beginnings#Sonic x shadow generations dark beginnings#shadow generations#Sonic heroes#Sonic ‘06#Sonic Forces#in Shadow’s self-titled Rouge and Omega are completely separated#in the original Generations Rouge appears by herself mostly#and that’s about all the times the constituent members even appeared in mainline#hell in Free Riders Omega is replaced by a random Egg bot#just something weird I noticed about the series
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I feel like Echoes of Wisdom may have been specifically designed for me.
Like, we get badass Zelda, twists on some of the coolest abilities from recent games, platforming in a weird setting, moments of horror contrasted against the cartoony graphics, and insane lore that turns the entire series’ mythology on its head?
And I’m one of the two people in the world who doesn’t mind the shitty echo selector!
#legend of zelda#Zelda#echoes of wisdom#legend of zelda echoes of wisdom#the legend of Zelda echoes of wisdom#the legend of zelda#my one complaint is that someone on the localization team’s naming department was clearly underpaid#I’ll admit I got a bit of a chuckle out of the bait switch of the semi-normal General Wrighte#into the blatantly stupid Minister Lefte#but I’m sorry#fucking Lueberry?#tw: swearing
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