sorio99
My name is Sorio. That's what I told the Police.
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PhotoMatt is a piece of shit. Disaster Bisexual. Some gender, probably. Currently using they/them pronouns. 25 years old, until I'm suddenly not. Don't expect consistent content. Please read something I wrote or watch something I made.
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sorio99 · 4 days ago
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Going through the Gravity Falls tag and seeing a ton of cool Relativity AU stuff, but I just find it so funny, because the original show is so focused on the Kids’ generation and problems, so the fast majority of important characters are either contemporaries of Dipper and Mabel or somewhere between them and the Grunkles, so like
In Relativity Falls, half the cast is fighting over who gets to be Dipper’s tragic scientific partner, and meanwhile the Stans have exactly 1 (one) friend.
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sorio99 · 19 days ago
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Feeling like that one guy from Stephen King’s IT who doesn’t make it back to Derry.
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sorio99 · 25 days ago
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Happy Halloween: the scariest thing I can think of to present you with is the terror of early onset dementia running in your family.
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sorio99 · 29 days ago
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You know, I’m starting to think my standard MO of “stand out of the way, don’t make a fuss, and don’t say anything out of turn” isn’t a great way to get people’s attention.
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sorio99 · 1 month ago
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Weird fucking thing showed up at my door; what could go wrong?
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sorio99 · 1 month ago
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I think, as a society, we need to be prepared for 70 years after Bill Watterson’s passing, when anything he didn’t ever want made of his characters is made immediately available.
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (one’s death is a critical part of the other’s backstory).
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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Things I was expecting from Dark Beginnings: Angst, flashbacks, battle sequences, and writing that I love and some fans despise.
What I wasn’t expecting: A BRAND NEW SONIC IMAGE SONG, WHAT?!
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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Final review of Dark Beginnings: Holy hell, that was great. Incredible animation, incredible voice acting, and my god do I love how these characters are written.
And again, I love the first thing to be fully canonized from the Archie comics to the main continuity is the Commander’s name.
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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God, I’m so happy I’ve never used Twitter.
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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what are y’all’s tarot birth cards?
mine are the tower and the chariot
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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I feel like I need to make a straight up Bingo card for my Hyperfixations. Like, there are certain beats they tend to hit every time, I think it could be useful for predicting myself…or getting recommendations.
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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In the past ten days, we’ve gotten a brand new Zelda game, tons of Sonic content, a new episode of TADC, and I’ve been dealing with fucking SOMETHING that’s making me miserable through most of the day but FUCK IT, there’s new D20!
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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You know, in the grand scheme of things, we actually haven’t gotten a ton of Team Dark material in the actual Sonic games.
Obviously, there’s Heroes, and the only good parts of ‘06, and a touch of it in Forces…and yeah, that’s basically it.
I just love how they’re used in Dark Beginnings, especially “I CALL DIBS”.
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sorio99 · 2 months ago
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I feel like Echoes of Wisdom may have been specifically designed for me.
Like, we get badass Zelda, twists on some of the coolest abilities from recent games, platforming in a weird setting, moments of horror contrasted against the cartoony graphics, and insane lore that turns the entire series’ mythology on its head?
And I’m one of the two people in the world who doesn’t mind the shitty echo selector!
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