#it’s canon I’m solmare

[yunoftheclouds]

What’s with this sassy, lost child?

[mammomlette]

People don’t talk about MC needing to wear a magical ring to not accidentally yk cause NATURAL DISASTERS with their powers??? Not only accidentally but without realising???

Diavolo or smthn is asking too much of MC or being a bit too annoying and their other hand slowly drifts towards the ring and they hold onto it while maintaining dead eye contact. Like continue to piss me off hoe I’ll blink and blow a hole in your castle idk

Obv they never do it (or do they?) but the threat is there and it’s a risk dia (or whoever but I’m using dia) can’t take

[obeymekarasu]

“Solmare please look up continuity”

//Yes 💯 please I’m suffering over here with conflicting pieces of lore that I have to still treat each separate item as canon…

I swear the devs don’t even keep track of the random facts they drop in their own game

I feel bad sometimes when I see certain facts get put out by the bot because it’s like Schrodinger’s lore over here, and when people ask me like “but that doesn’t make sense because (other canon piece of lore)!” All I can say is “yes 😭” because the devs can’t keep their own lore straight

Yes I’m talking about Beel being able to smell angels/demons/humans, being basically ignored for the first several lessons of NB

[diavolo-is-babygirl]

So I’m bopping around on Reddit and just crashed into the latest Obey Me announcement.

Apparently we’re not getting any canon closure on Diavolo because we’re not getting any canon closure on anything.

The Obey Me games are officially dead and buried. We’re getting a few more bits of Nightbringer, and that’s it. The NB experience, which was soooooo hyped up prior to release, is now gone in my opinion.

They made the Nightbringer website and everything, only to have everything fall apart.

I’ve been sour towards NB for a very long time. Now I’m venomously bitter towards Solmare as a whole. I honestly think everything they’re now doing is nothing more than a cash grab.

Does this mean I’m abandoning this blog, especially since we’re apparently not getting any closure on Diavolo’s canon lore?

Absolutely not. These last couple of weeks have been emotionally challenging for me, but this has inspired me to return to creating content.

I’m going to create my own versions of OG and NB. I’m going to flesh out Diavolo’s lore myself. I hope you’ll stay with me as I do!

plus it’s Christmas time 😝

Courtney

[misc-obeyme]

CC. I’m crying.

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I think part of what gets me is how it feels so much more like a goodbye than anyone else’s messages… it feels like a farewell, and a ‘I’m really sad/heartbroken; you’re my world, but I’m happy I got to meet you’ one at that… shout out to a certain spinoff series

SOLOMON I CAN’T DEAL WITH GOODBYES WHY

I don’t think I can describe it in a way that does Sol’s words justice, though… I think in colors, I guess. Which isn’t that helpful though lol.

—WARNING: self-death mention below, please skip if uncomfortable—

I digress. My first thoughts after seeing his words were ‘I need to cry’ and ‘I want to kill myself— wait, would I be able to join him then?’

Don’t worry lol, I’m not really going to. I have a fluffy potato/dog that needs me

—end of self death mention—

In reality he’ll show up at my door and whisk me to the devildom (does that count as a date? lol)

As you can probably tell I’m obsessed with your Drabble-thoughts, it warms my heart (like a warm lantern :)

if you have any fluff (esp dimension crossing/‘break the fourth wall’) or thoughts I will humbly ask to hear them. If none though, the ask-drabble from before is already lovely so don’t worry. I was going to put in an analogy about squirrels storing food for the winter and how the drabble is so good it’s enough food to get through the whole ‘season’, but my brain won’t think of how to word it.

We love you CC 💕💕

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😭😭😭 nooooooo why does it have to be so sad?? Thank you for teaching me what happiness is!?!?! OOF MY HEART.

I like to think that this could be read as "this is just the beginning of the happiness!" It's okay I know I'm delusional.

I think this is a particularly angsty situation for Solomon in particular. It's been discussed how he's the lonely one, how he's spent most of his life alone, and then found companionship in MC. It's part of what makes MC's eventual death so tragic, too. Assuming they don't live forever of course.

BUT in my mind, that is what happens. MC lives forever or at the very least, MC doesn't ever actually leave until they die of natural causes. And I think Solomon would choose to have loved them than to never know them at all.

I still haven't read the last lessons. So I don't know how they wrapped up the end of the story. But would MC actually leave everybody? I think it depends on the MC.

So in my mind, you could very well choose to stay with Solomon for the rest of your life. Even if that's not what happened in canon. I have long since decided that canon can get fucked because we could make it so much better.

And you would never actually need to leave him at all.

If you're thinking about it in context of fourth wall sort of stuff, I still think you wouldn't have to say goodbye.

Wouldn't it be funny if Solomon was behind the game to begin with? He named the company after himself, but realized he had to change it slightly. Thus we get Solmare lol. He still had to pretend it was a real thing, so he hired a whole bunch of people to run everything and write the story and so on and so on. Then when the parent company inevitably gave the game the ax, he's like ah well it was fun but now I have an MC to find.

And it turns out the Devildom and all the characters are real because Solomon based everything off of his real actual experience. It was going great until some of the writers got a little crazy and messed up the story, but he forgives them because it was just something he was doing for fun anyway.

He finds you, sweeps you off your feet, and transports you to the Devildom because surprise it was all true all along~

Right. Anyway. I'm coping well could you tell?

Ah, but I'm really glad you enjoy my little rambles. I know I haven't been as active recently, but interacting with OM stuff just kinda makes me a little sad now. I'm always happy to get your asks, even if it takes me a minute to get to them.

[arie2faced]

in regards to the end of service announcement from solmare i have three simple words:

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.

i’m on facetime with my sister (who knows NOTHING about obey me, mind you) and she was making jokes that:

“at least the canon event memes are going to be funny. painful, but funny.”

yes, dear sister, yes they will..

hashtag SCREW SOLMAREEEEE.

[dsimeon]

So, I’m working on some big worldbuilding things for my Obey Me! rewrite. So, I must ask-

Would you rather the rewrite be more biblically accurate (ex, the angels being reorganized into whatever rank they would ACTUALLY hold according to the lore) or should I stick with what Solmare has given us as canon in that respect?

I personally would have to do a lot of research, as i am ex-mormon and blocked out pretty much everything I learned with the church from my mind, but I’m more than willing to do so if people are interested in the accuracy.

[oceanlipgloss]

𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧

ABOUT ME [THE WRITER]

Ra (pron. she/her) is a nickname I chose for myself. I may be in my 20s, but my mind is that of a tattered old lady, yes. Laziness devours me. I yearn for the old times and cling to my DVDs. Every now and then I disappear or go on hiatus because my affinity bar is maxed out with exquisite mental health.

My taste in most things is quite curious. I write and supposedly make ‘art’ once in a blue moon as well, so I’m a semi-illustrator. Anatomy and I are longing strangers. And though dealing with romance in real life is undesirable to me, I do delight in painting my work with a palette of sweet love, tragic romances, and twisted hearts.

+[1] a lover of art from almost each of its movements prior to the 21st century, while Pop Surrealism is the strange, modern dessert I delight in.

+[2] Russian literature is a drop of reality and tragic paradise.

+[3] Tragedy, dark/twisted themes, horror, and gore make my brain pulse with excited admiration.

+[4] A premium-grade night owl who can either stay up until morning and wake up at 8AM, or go much earlier to bed.

+[5] I may have written—and continue to write—a considerable number of fanfiction works, but it is much, much too rare for me to read those of others.

+[6] Years ago, perhaps in 2019, the ancestor of this blog was crafted under my current username @oceanlipgloss, and on its digital walls I also taped writings for the same games I write fics about now still (with the exception of both ‘Love and Deepspace’ and ‘What in “Hell” is Bad?,’ of course, since both projects had not yet gotten launched back then), so a number of my works are actually old; I chose to deactivate said account during April of 2022. Truth be told, however, I would never have managed to remember neither the month nor year of deactivation were it not for my awareness of a reblog on a once renowned fic of mine (fun fact #1: that fic is ‘Wishes to the Devil’; back then it was the most popularly beloved alphabetical creation I had made).

+[7] @graffitifactory makes for my secondary writing blog; it is particular to fics about Shaw of MLQC. Very rarely do I log-in and put anything up on it now.

+[8] I always give MCs and OCs names I’m fond of, meaning any in-game name that may appear in screenshots I post is not mine. In my mind, the stories are all unrelated to me, and each MC is an individual absolutely separate from and completely different from myself. To put it otherwise: as I play, I view myself as a distant reader and faraway spectator, for I have no interest in being doted on, quite frankly, whether that be in virtual worlds or reality :P

ABOUT MY WRITINGS [THE FANFICS]

On this little slice of internet I stack all my fics like scoops of ice cream—most of them are bitter with melancholy, a couple are spicy with sensuality, and some are sugary with romance.

My writings are not in the sort of style and themes normally sprinkled in popular culture. They can be as short as less than a 100 words and pretty peculiar, but I try to keep them as canonical as could be, for that caters to my tastes. Oftentimes, I make sure to conduct a study on characters and do not write any piece about them before I understand them to the bone, yet there may still be exceptions, however rare.

None of my works are ever sexually explicit, but all of them are written in the 3rd person perspective and maintain feminine pronouns; fanfics about ‘Mystic Messenger,’ ‘Love and Deepspace,’ ‘Love and Producer,’ and ‘What in “Hell” is Bad?’ revolve around the existing female MCs (including their official traits and appearances), while ‘Obey Me!’ fics star my original female MC (with descriptions of her looks, as well as mentions of her qualities, personality, talents, and hobbies).

The otome world knocked on my window about a decade earlier, so I’ve played about 99% of Voltage Inc.’s old games and 95% of NTT Solmare’s. As of now, though, the games I write—and have written—for are five:

+ MYSTIC MESSENGER

+ SHALL WE DATE? OBEY ME!

+ LOVE AND DEEPSPACE

+ LOVE AND PRODUCER

+ WHAT IN “HELL” IS BAD? [GAME_UNINSTALLED]

—note: someday, my writings may include Tokyo Ghoul.

Subjects and themes I am fond of writing about—as well as may tint my works with at times—on the other hand, are as such:

+ art & surrealism

+ classics & history

+ fairy tales & folklore

+ vintage times & pop culture

+ broken souls & romance

+ tragedy, identity & death

+ sacrilege & the forbidden

+ crime, infidelity & obsession

+ dark themes* & messy selves

+ gore, thrillers & body horror

+ psychological torture & toxicity

+ religion, destiny & philosophy

*like: somnophilia, non-consensual sex, sex with dubious consent, as well as much of the above material which has been aforementioned.

FAVOURITE CHARACTERS* [THE RANKINGS]

*from media in my writings.

+ MYSTIC MESSENGER: ¹ the twins | ² Jumin Han, V | ³ Rika (interest × loathing; she is such an intriguing and complex soul, but I will hate her to death even as I lie a cold corpse in my black grave).

+ SHALL WE DATE? OBEY ME!: ¹ Mephistopheles | ² Raphael, Simeon | ³ Mammon | ⁴ Belphegor, Lucifer, Satan.

+ LOVE AND DEEPSPACE: ¹ Sylus, Caleb | ¹½ Rafayel | ² Xavier | ²½ Zayne.

+ LOVE AND PRODUCER: ¹ Shaw | ² Gavin | ³ Victor.

+ WHAT IN “HELL” IS BAD?: ¹ Satan | ² Lucifer, Leviathan.

©𝙤𝙘𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙜𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙨

[bitterbelphies]

{{ roleplay blog for belphegor from obey me!: one master to rule them all. remake. }}

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21+/indie/semi selective

mostly blog/online style posting supplemented with narrative. may do threads as though theyre in-person, but i like to talk about them first rather than just have it happen suddenly.

only canon up to the pact; if you know what that means, that’s good! if you don’t, it isn’t a big issue.

please don’t just approach my character as though it’s in person without first asking me; that is to say, if you’d like that sort of thread/roleplay, please talk with me first.

ic is not ooc. this is playing pretend on the internet for fun, fictional stories.

potentially mature themes; this is one of the cardinal sins. he likes horror and isn’t immune to violent outbursts; canonically, he’s murdered the protagonist in cold blood once and then he really tried it twice the moment he thought he saw them breathing and upright again. him and his brothers have eviscerated other demons as a bonding exercise. his favorite food involves monster brains in a stew. themes of depression and grief. discretion advised.

do feel free to throw anons/magic anons at belphie. magic is a factor in this universe, it’s not beyond the pale to think a mysterious power can throw things at him; i do have a right to pick or not pick ones i do or don’t like.

do feel free to make comments at belphie on the dashboard, i mean. hopefully obviously. interaction is good.

do feel free to message me/dm me if you need anything. let me know if i’ve missed something, or tell me if you have any ideas or want to see about anything. its fun to bounce ideas around, it feels friendly and sociable.

i am so relaxed. very little bothers me fictionally/media-wise. i am not going into politics on this blog, let alone over cartoons, i mean… i made it to relax and have fun… please understand.

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txt. / rblg. / aes. / literally me.

devildom. / earth. / celestial. / hol.

lucifer. / mammon. / levi. / satan. / asmo. / beel. / human.

diavolo. / barbatos. / solomon. / simeon. / luke.

ooc tags

ooc / mun draws / navigation

inbox stuffers / return to sender / anon

headcanons / litform

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i’m skelly. they/them, adult.

i draw sometimes. please don’t use my art without asking, especially for the blog. it’s muse-specific unless stated otherwise. (the icon is one of the first cards from the first game, though.)

multi-fandom friendly, ocs more than welcome. multimuse blogs i may be picky about, i’m sorry. sometimes they overwhelm me.

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icon (solmare; obey me!: one master to rule them all; You Make Me Warm All Over(UR))

dividers (cafekitsune)

[rowavolo]

another sin on solmare’s tally: i just crossed the 25k mark of my fic and i have to rewrite like.. at MINIMUM a third of it because solmare decided to put their lore behind a paywall and relying on me being able to coherently read the (two separate and disconnected) wiki(s) means i misinterpret fundamental parts of canon and only find out i’m wrong after i make said incorrect fact a borderline centerpiece of the fic.

this post is about simeon lore. solmare got one thing about biblical canon correct and it’s that lemons taste sweet when compared to god’s ‘grace’

— blue

IM SO LATE TO THIS BUT BLUE. BLUE NO. BLUE NO!!!!!!! you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! canon is YOURS now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly the lore for this game is SO inaccessible i just make things up as i go along. the more confidence you play it with, the better. I think stressing over canon details and stuff makes writing more difficult at times, especially when you've found inspiration in a specific idea .

listen if solmare wont comply to the canon of their source material (bible) then you dont have to comply to the source material of your writing (obm) . shakes you

[jackalopesao3]

I’ve made a few posts on the topic! You may be on to something!

So, one of my theories is that NB could be Barbatos working under Solomon via pact. That could be why he’s so angry.

Another is that NB could be both Barb and Sol working together and it’s an alias for the two of them.

And I have touched on Sol being NB. It’s funny that so many characters comment on not considering him human anymore. It might not mean anything but then again it might be a hint to something more. Thirteen notes that his soul changed after he made his pact with Barb. Sol’s soul was once similar to MC’s before that.

I’m not sure what the timelines are going to end up being. If this is past Sol or current Sol is hard to tell due to his access to Barbatos’ time knowledge.

There’s even a possibility no one is in the past. A lot of characters are exhibiting symptoms more similar to amnesia or trauma related memory loss. This could be one mass illusion that only MC and Solomon can see through. And if Solomon’s the one that started it…he could have lied about MC disappearing from their world.

Otherwise, if they truly are in a different timeline (as things have been altered now), there’s no way present day Solomon could have past Barbatos in the NB timeline under his control bc the timeline has split and there’s another Solomon for that timeline, not just the past. They talked about the multiverse theory in game through Solomon so it’s canon that multiple timelines can exist. I’m not sure the direction Solmare is going yet but they have options. As someone who’s watched documentaries on quantum physics it’s interesting and a pleasant surprise to find in an otome.

As far as intentions go, I’m honestly wondering what it is for Solomon.

Initially, I thought that maybe he wanted someone to help him defend humanity as it’s lonely to be the sole protector.

Later, I thought that maybe he wants to use MC as an example of how humans should be seen on equal footing as demons and angels.

Recently, I’m almost concerned it’s because he wants MC all to himself or to make MC rely on him. Some of the texts between them are getting a little too comfortable - almost like he planned this. The tone sounds almost manipulative in a way. It’s hard to explain but something just seems off. I really like Solomon regardless lol so this would just make him all the more interesting to me!

I don’t necessarily think his motives are bad either. He just may not have the right approach. Humans are viewed as inferior to demons and angels and the other beings are often butting into their lives and trying to influence their world from what recent lessons show. He’s trying to change their views and again, he’s the only human that can currently hold his own against them. MC is getting there so this may even be some sort of trial.

[THEORY. SPOILERS INCLUDED]

Imagine if Solomon is Nightbringer. Point being:

-Future Solomon knows MC’s relationship with the brothers well. So does Nightbringer.

- He is also the first to reach out to us. Wouldn’t it be easier for him to ask Barbatos to contact us and pull our ass back?

Some of y’all may want to argue that if Solomon is the past Solomon, why didn’t he remember the beef he had with Barbatos?

He DOES. You’re telling me he can remember some ancient ass spells and can’t remember the beef that got the time demon to despise him. X to doubt. Would he really tell you his true motive? After all he is the witty sorcerer.

More proof? Nightbringer is brought up at one point in the lesson too. Some dead person said that Nightbringer told them their prophecy and that MC has the capability of fulfilling it. So Nightbringer do know the power MC has.

- Why is this being brought up? Who else is messing with the past like Nightbringer is? Solomon. Like him casually saying that they should avoid doing anything that messes with the future but also making a pact with Asmo and yet no consequences. He’s fine.

- Maybe past Solomon also heard about his prophecy from Nightbringer.

- Not to mention he doesn’t really act the same as he did in the present. Given that Solomon did live for a long time, it’s safe to assume that he knows a thing or two about capturing one’s heart, whether human or demons.

Want even more proof? Who’s the one narrating the Prologue Movie? Solomon.

Not to mention the lines from it:

“With a flurry of trumpets from his king, the demon appeared.”

- The only king we ever known is probably the Demon King (Diavolo’s dad) but would he really care about some human? Not likely.

- However in biblical textbooks, Solomon is referred to as King Solomon. He also mentions somewhere in season 2 in the original game that he did build a large “house” (looks at castle in the video that is not likely the demon lord’s castle 👀).

- King of the time demon, perhaps a pack master?

I believe his plan goes like this:

Send MC back to the past to his past self.

No brother is gonna cockblock them since they live under the same roof and the brothers are not familiar with MC yet.

Flirty sorcerer becomes the only source of comfort, only one MC can rely on.

Use MC as a tool to gain respect. If his apprentice is strong enough to handle the seven demon brothers, it’ll make other demons see him as more of a threat.

Persuading them to stand by Humanity. Who is the only human other than MC we know? Solomon. Standing by humanity means he wants us to stand by HIM.

But that’s just a theory. A game theory! And cut.

[shootingstarrfish]

I’m falling back into this fandom, help me when did we get new characters? When did mepho get a body? Who is Raphael and 13?

to be honest i haven't been around long enough to know when it happened, maybe someone who's been around longer can reply with that answer! and welcome back to the fandom, what a time to fall back into it hahaha no time like the present though

but thirteen is a reaper who is also solomon's biggest hater (solomon is entirely unaware as to why), she takes an interest in MC because their soul is shiny and beautiful and she's very intrigued and she wants their soul badly. ironically this is the same reason she initially took an interest in solomon but his soul doesnt look like that anymore according to her and she's salty about it she likes playing pranks on people, she lives in a cave full of curses that even she doesn't fully know about, and she has an older sister named candy who she's supposedly afraid of/avoids?

raphael is an angel, the youngest angel to achieve seraphim status specifically. he's described as a hitman but we dont see him doing a lot of hitman-ing to be honest, but we know his weapon of choice is a spear and he can summon a rain of spears! he likes solomons atrocious cooking and he sews, he's really deadpan and will help out with things but kinda begrudgingly and i'm convinced if he ever got a canon sin it would've been sloth he essentially kinda just has to play along with michael's every whim and demand and bro is TIRED but he can't do much about it

it's also definitely canon that he likes hedgehogs and he definitely canonically has a pet hedgehog and it's very canon and true, john solmare is my uncle and he told me so

anyway mephi 13 and raphael were apparently initially intended to be dateable eventually but that never happened and probably never will now but alas :,) i was actually dating raphael all along in my heart

[rsmrymnt-tea]

Lowkey glad I never really fleshed out that thing I had with Dola and the Reaper granting her some kind of conditional immortality because that’s going to be a lot of rewriting depending on how Thirteen is

[boxbusiness]

I HALF CALLED IT!

Lesson 56 spoilers

I’m over here still struggling to get my DK headcanon story together and Solmare is over there dropping the actually canon lol~ 

[obeymekarasu]

//Glad to be of service!!! 🫡

And yes, all of this is real lore. I’m a research nut with too much hyperfixation and a knack for organizing things… sort of. I have plenty of folders but writing my notes and tags to make them searchable in my own database is like.

//Also. Stupid conflicting lore pieces that are simultaneously canon... Solmare please I’m begging. sTaHP. KEEP ALL YOUR STUFF CONSISTENT IM ON MY KNEES PLEASE

Lucifer often forgets when his birthday is coming up.

[absolutepokemontrash]

MC’s Half Demon and They Look Awfully Familiar Part 4

(The side characters strike again!)

Part 1 Part 2 Lessons 1-5 Part 2.5 Group Retreat Lessons 10-12 Part 3

L!MC= Lucifer’s kid | M!MC= Mammon’s kid | A!MC=Asmo’s kid

Let’s get right to it!

The Uncle That Hardcore Simps For His Spouse In the Most Wholesome Way (Diavolo)

Gasp! More half-demon kids? Oh my! Maybe if he tried again next year a kid of his own would pop down! Hang on- he hadn’t slept with a human in almost a century... dang. No kids for him...

...maybe...

Remember when I said Diavolo would try to do those stereotypical dad (tm) things and be hip with the kids? Yeah he keeps doing that.

The number of broken windows related to wayward baseballs goes up 150%. At least that’s how they all figured out that M!MC is nearsighted like their dad!

M!MC had developed a bit of a habit of telling Diavolo about cool human stuff and making the Crown Prince even more interested in the human world than normal.

You may be thinking “what’s so bad about that?” well, the number of yo-yos at RAD went up so high that Lucifer had to ban them.

Belphie and Satan, being the rebels they are, became yo-yo masters specifically to spite Lucifer.

It was sort of like the fidget spinners craze if you were in school for that.

Oh, hi Lord Diavolo. What’s a fidget spinner? It’s this- I should stop talking...

Since no one learned their lesson from the previous incident, Diavolo threw another BBQ.

“Why are we doing this again?” L!MC asked to no one in particular.

“Don’t worry, L!MC. I’ve taken every precaution possible to make sure that what happened last time doesn’t happen again.” Diavolo said and continued in his crusade to cover the entire pathway with sidewalk chalk doodles.

L!MC, Luke, Diavolo, M!MC, Belphie, and A!MC were all busily drawing a wide variety of doodles and drawings with chalk while the other guests milled around nearby. A!MC was in the middle of drawing quite the nice looking Cerberus chibi, while M!MC and Belphie were drawing a lot of stick figures. L!MC and Luke had just finished a wonderful drawing of... an alpaca? Giraffe? Thing...? Hell, even they didn’t know what it was.

Diavolo looked over at M!MC’s stick figure army with a big smile on his face. “So what are all of them doing? It looks like that one’s flying!”

You could practically hear the Addam’s Family theme play as M!MC and Belphie looked at each other and grinned.

“Oh Belphie was just talking about L!MC’s flying lesson fails and I felt that an artist’s rendition was needed.” M!MC explained, he began to point out certain doodles. “Here’s L!MC getting up off the ground, then there’s them actually flying, and this is them falling in the fountain.”

L!MC looked over at the chalk and glared at M!MC. “It’s generous to call that an artist’s rendition. It looks like crap.”

“And what did you draw?” Belphie smirked at the alpaca-giraffe-thing, Luke protectively covered up the drawing (side note, Luke was wearing white and playing with sidewalk chalk, by the end of the day he looked like a walking pride flag).

“None of your business!” Luke huffed.

“And what about that one?” Diavolo seemed completely oblivious to the hostility brewing between the two groups, A!MC was completely used to this and walked away to grab a drink.

“Ah, good eye, Lord Diavolo!” M!MC chirped. “This is a drawing of the time L!MC almost burned down your kitchen.”

Diavolo laughed and gave M!MC a few pats on the head. “Very accurate!”

“You’re so lucky I followed the rules and didn’t bring a water gun...” L!MC growled as they slowly reached for their backpack.

“Yeah... lucky. Real lucky...” M!MC nodded as they tried to casually reach for their bag, Belphie followed suit.

“I’m so glad we all followed the rules.” Luke smiled, his own hand inching towards his bag.

There was a brief moment of stillness before the four of them whipped out their water guns and pointed them at each other.

“This BBQ ain’t big enough for the both of us!” M!MC’s terrible cowboy impression aside, their gun was poised to shoot directly at Luke and L!MC’s alpaca-giraffe-thing.

“Everyone, I know this is a human world tradition but-”

Belphie silenced Diavolo by pointing his water gun at him. “Sh, don’t talk unless you have a water gun as well.”

Deciding not to smite Belphie for treason, Diavolo pulled his own water gun out of his shirt. “Okay, what now?”

“Now, we’re in a standoff...” L!MC glowered at M!MC, the air was practically crackling with hostility...

Until a burst of flames got everyone to whirl around to see A!MC with hairspray and a lighter.

“No water guns! I refuse to go home shivering and covered in grass again!”

Crisis averted. Everyone went to go fail at throwing beanbags into a hole instead of shooting each other.

That was probably for the best... Belphie filled everyone’s water guns with paint.

The Uncle That Does All the Cooking for Family Dinners (Barbatos)

Remember how I said that Barbs liked smol Lucifer? Yea, he likes smol Asmo too. Smol Asmo is willing to admit that they don’t know how to use an oven and is willing to learn.

M!MC is formally banned from being within 50 feet of the kitchen. It’s for the best.

A!MC often tries to get Barbatos to look into the possible futures so they can see if they can avoid messing anything up and A!MC is just so adorable that Barbatos actually thinks about it.

He still says no every single time.

“Could you at least tell me if I have the possibility of doing something embarrassing in the near future?”

“My apologies, A!MC, but no.”

“P-please?”

“The answer remains the same.”

A!MC sighed and went back to helping chop vegetables. Under Barbatos’ tutelage, A!MC’s cooking ability had increased tenfold, they could now make as many burgers as they wanted without worrying about burning down the kitchen.

Pitying the anxious half-demon, Barbatos sighed. “I cannot confirm nor deny a future where your outfit gets ruined.”

A!MC perked up. “H-huh?”

“I cannot confirm nor deny a future where your outfit gets ruined.”

Quickly understanding what Barbatos was trying to do, A!MC quickly nodded and spent the rest of the cooking time carefully taking note of their surroundings.

“Hey! What’re you guys doin’?” M!MC had managed to get in... damn! Everyone must have been putting their best efforts in keeping Solomon away from the kitchen and forgot about M!MC...

“We’re just finishing up, M!MC,” Barbatos had on his ‘oh no...’ smile. “We don’t need any help.”

“Really? You guys sure?”

“Why are you so interested?” A!MC asked.

“Lucifer said that idle hands are the devil’s playthings and that I should go look for something productive to do.” M!MC huffed. “Very ironic phrase.”

“F-fine, I guess you can...” A!MC searched for the least destructive task they could give. “Take the utensils and set the table.”

M!MC gave them a mock salute and grabbed the utensils, as they turned to leave, they knocked a large bowl of chopped fruit over, sending the fruit pieces flying.

Remembering Barbatos’ prediction, A!MC didn’t bother to try and stop the fruit from falling, they only grabbed the nearest big plate they could find and shielded their outfit from harm. The fruit splattered harmlessly against the shield.

“Whoops... my bad. You alright, A!MC?” M!MC asked as A!MC inspected their outfit.

“Y-yes actually...” A!MC turned to Barbatos, who was already getting the cleaning supplies.

“Thank you!” A!MC whispered.

Barbatos smiled and nodded. “You’re very welcome, A!MC.”

Barbatos now has two sorta-children. A!MC and Luke!

M!MC means well, I swear! He just shouldn’t be allowed in a cooking environment!

The Cousin That Your Mom Points at and Goes “Look at Him, He Helps With the Dishes, Be More Like Him.” (Simeon)

Oh man... time for some more embarrassing stories.

“Asmo was the most adorable child, it’s a shame he was such a troublemaker...”

“Really? My dad?”

“What about mine?”

“I think you can guess.”

I cannot comment on Simeon’s help with flying lessons because I refuse to Headcanon what Simeon’s wings look like until canon gives us a GLIMMER. LIKE SERIOUSLY SOLMARE IM CURIOUS-

I have a feeling the children were quite curious as well.

“What do you think his wings look like?” M!MC asked A!MC as the two peered around the corner of one of the hallways in Purgatory Hall.

“I bet they’re super nice. But besides that...” A!MC leaned over and squinted. “Why is Simeon writing with a pen and pencil? He’s writing a book... shouldn’t he use a computer?”

“Bold of you to assume he knows how to use a computer.” M!MC snickered.

A!MC frowned. “Don’t be mean... I’m sure he knows how...”

Simeon picked up his DDD and took a picture of his face, seemingly by accident, with the flash on, causing him to drop the phone in surprise.

“Probably...”

The two surveyed their angel friend like two wildlife documenters, here we see, the Simeon, not in his natural habitat, surrounded by confusing technology...

“Do you think if we scare him his wings might pop out in surprise?” M!MC wondered aloud, A!MC shrugged.

“Maybe... but I don’t think we should bother him...” A!MC whispered. “He looks busy.”

“What are you two doing?”

It took literally every bit of willpower for the two half demons to not scream in absolute terror at the sudden interruption.

Ah... it was just Solomon... in an apron... Solomon... in cooking clothes...

Oh no.

“Spying on Simeon?” Solomon asked.

“N-no...” A!MC giggled nervously. “Just crouching casually in this hallway...”

“...smooth, A!MC.” M!MC rolled their eyes.

“Well, it’s great that you two are here, I made lunch!”

A!MC and M!MC looked at each other in pure horror, they needed to get out of there!

“Uh- um... we’d love to but...” M!MC looked around frantically before just pointing at a random spot behind Solomon. “LOOK! A DISTRACTION!”

A!MC and M!MC ran out of there as fast as their legs could carry them. Finding out if Simeon had wings was not worth being poisoned. Not at all...

Good ol’ Simeon... Mr. Cristopher Peugeot on the other hand- M!MC had some questions for him.

“TSL is literally the most popular book series ever, does that mean you’re completely loaded?”

“Oh, no I’m not, I don’t have any use for human world money in the Celestial Realm. All the profits go to charity.”

“...Dude really?”

“That’s nice of you, Simeon!”

“You didn’t keep any of it..?”

Wait... Who the Hell Are You..? (Solomon)

So A!MC basically has three dads; Fabulous-dad, butler-dad, and wizard-dad!

“So you just... have capes lying around?”

“Yes, would you like a cape?”

“Okay if they don’t take the cape I want it.”

Solomon shows up to RAD with his nails painted different wacky styles every week, courtesy of A!MC.

Though- the unholy combination that is M!MC and Solomon is feared by all.

“Road work ahead?”

“Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.”

Solomon and M!MC’s rampant quoting of vines elicited another glare from Lucifer.

Despite Solomon having literally been alive since the seven rulers of hell were angels, he had kept up with pop culture fairly decently. Decently enough that M!MC had someone that wasn’t Levi to bounce memes off.

“Pff...” M!MC suppressed a laugh at a seemingly normal water bottle advertisement. “Enslaved moisture.”

“I’m not going crazy, right Simeon? You’re hearing this too?” Lucifer tiredly turned to the angel, who shook his head.

“This is just the tip of the iceberg. Solomon quacked at M!MC earlier and they lost their minds laughing about it.” Simeon shrugged, unbothered by the sorcerer and the half demon’s rampant meme-ing behind them.

Lucifer on the other hand, was quite bothered. Incredibly bothered, if you will. “If you two don’t shut up right now I’m going to-”

“Quick! We must abscond!” Solomon turned and heelied away, followed by M!MC. The shoes that Mammon bought to replace the ones lost during the casino incident were apparently heelies as well...

The day was saved when a rock jammed one of Solomon’s wheels and he slammed face first into the concrete. Yikes... that had to hurt.

A!MC had fun glow in the dark bandaids for Solomon to patch up his face. Even though he he could heal himself with magic, he let A!MC do what they wanted because they were just too adorable to say no to.

Asmo has pictures

The Cousin Squad (tm)

(Luke, L!MC, A!MC, and M!MC)

Ah yes, the bab squad. The most adorable group in the Devildom. Surrender your candy immediately or face destruction.

M!MC teases the crap out of Luke, and A!MC tries to stop it, but L!MC is the one who manages to actually make M!MC stop.

Only L!MC gets to pick on the smol angel. GOT IT?!

A!MC and Luke are already baking buddies because of butler-dad so they get along swimmingly.

Poor Luke’s the victim of many of M!MC’s shenanigans.

Luke: Are you sure this is safe, M!MC?

M!MC (about to put mentos into the bottle of coke Luke is holding): No.

L!MC and A!MC get along really well, being honest, everyone loves A!MC.

A!MC makes sure L!MC gets some sleep because they don’t want their cousin picking up on Lucifer’s habit of living off of coffee and coffee alone. L!MC doesn’t get it but they’re very grateful anyway.

M!MC and A!MC were friends from the start. Well... M!MC decided they were friends right from the start and A!MC did not have the ability to fight the power of friendship.

M!MC: You are being befriended. Please do not resist.

Since M!MC is great and amazing like their pop, they took it upon themselves to be the friend that speaks up when A!MC is too nervous to do so.

M!MC and L!MC? Lucifer and Mammon 2 electric boogaloo. Sorta.

L!MC and M!MC bicker all the time but the babs bounce back from their fights way easier.

One minute they’re at each other’s throats and the next they’re showing each other memes.

“There’s no escaping this.”

Lucifer stood between M!MC and the door... their one way ticket to freedom...

“You need to go to the dentist.”

The entire HOL plus the Purgatory Hall crew were getting ready to go visit the dentist to get their teeth cleaned. It was the time of the year that Mammon dreaded most... and his child felt the same way.

“My teeth are fine! Lemme stay home! I’ll hold down the fort with dad!” M!MC smiled and nodded as enthusiastically as they could, but even the most unobservant person couldn’t miss the sweat beading on their forehead.

“Beel.” Lucifer snapped his fingers and before M!MC could do anything Beel had thrown them over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

“Don’t worry M!MC, the dentist isn’t that scary.” Beel tried to assure them. By the way M!MC was still kicking and screaming, they were not convinced.

“Y-yeah kiddo, suck it up! Don’t be a baby! I’m just gonna take my car there-”

“MAAAAAAMOOOON?!”

“YIKES!”

Lucifer had the important task of keeping a hold of Mammon as the very large group made their way to the dentist’s office.

A devious little idea popped into L!MC’s head as they all sat down in the waiting room. They began to hum a familiar little tune.

“She said be a deeeentiiiist~ a dentist!” L!MC sang to M!MC, who’s attempts to escape increased tenfold after hearing the song.

A!MC began to hum along, not seeming to notice the commotion going on next to them.

“Son be a deeentiiiiiist~ people will pay you for causing them PAIN! She said be a deeentiiiiiist~”

Belphie perked up and smiled deviously as he realized what L!MC was doing, he began to sing along as well. The three were a veritable choir of terror to poor M!MC. Mammon did not understand his child’s terror and was more unnerved by what a great team Belphie and L!MC made.

Satan rolled his eyes and tried to focus on his book, Asmo was absorbed in his magazine, Levi was having a very in depth conversation with the fish in the aquarium, Simeon and Solomon chatted about school, and Luke was stuck watching the train wreck go down.

Thankfully, it was halted by Lucifer. “L!MC, A!MC, Belphegor, stop tormenting M!MC with show tunes.”

“You would have made a good dentist in another life, Lucifer,” Belphie cooed. “You know what they say, the only difference between a dentist and a sadist is that one has newer magazines.”

Asmo grimaced at his magazine. “Is it the sadist? Because I’m reading a magazine from 1843...”

The conversation was interrupted by one of the dental hygienists coming into the waiting room and saying that Mammon was up first. The Avatar of Greed’s final escape attempt was foiled by Satan (not even looking up from his book) clotheslining him.

Thirty minutes later, Mammon emerged from the forbidden dentist room, with the look of trauma in his eyes and eating a lollipop.

One by one, the group went in, A!MC took it upon themselves to try and make the rapidly panicking Luke feel better.

“It won’t be too scary, in the human world dentists are usually very nice.” A!MC smiled encouragingly.

“I-I’m sure that’s true but...” Luke looked around. “We aren’t in the human world...”

Asmo skipped back in and flashed a blinding grin to the group. “Absolutely perfect, no flaws! It’s your turn, A!MC!”

“If you die I get to say I told ya so!” M!MC shouted as A!MC walked into the dentist’s room.

They did not in fact, die because of the dentist. A!MC walked out and gave a thumbs up. “The dentist said they had never seen a kid with such perfect teeth.”

“That’s my baby!” Asmo chirped.

“M!MC, you’re up.” A!MC and Beel had to practically drag the poor kid out of the room and into the dentist area of doom.

“GO BE A DEEEEEENTIIIIIIST!” Belphie and L!MC shouted one last time as the doors shut. Wow, what dickheads...

Mammon probably would have tried to save his poor little bugger, but he was in the middle an impromptu therapy session with Simeon over the scary scraping dentist knife thingie.

Beel was the last to go, and he walked out of the dentist’s room with his face covered in blood, the dentist walked out after him, missing a hand.

“You tasted like toothpaste.” Beel sighed. “Not good.”

“Don’t worry,” The dentist said to Luke, who looked like he was about to pass out. “My hand will grow back in about four to five minutes.”

Luke, still terrified, nodded. L!MC patted him on the shoulder.

“Anyway, almost all of you are fine, but I have to recommend M!MC to the orthodontist.” The dentist flipped through their notepad one-handed. “Their secondary set of fangs are coming out crooked and need to be corrected with braces immediately.”

M!MC sat calmly for a moment, then attempted to sprint out the door. “NO NO NO NO NO!” One of the dental hygienists grabbed them by the back of their shirt and halted their escape.

“Sucks to be you.” L!MC smirked.

“And L!MC needs to fix their cross bite, braces are a strong possibility.”

The colour drained from L!MC’s face as the news dawned upon them. “Pardon, but what exactly are you talking about..?”

“Your top jaw and bottom jaw aren’t properly lined up.” The dentist explained. “It will lead to problems later if it’s not fixed now.”

Lucifer rubbed his temples and sighed. “L!MC, if you try and run away I swear...”

L!MC stiffened and shook their head. “I’m not some coward, I’m not running away. Just... what exactly are you going to do to my mouth?”

The dentist pulled up a few pictures of the braces and explained what would be done. L!MC nodded, and turned to their father with a big smile on their face.

“It won’t be so bad, mind if I go to the bathroom before I get the mold for my teeth made?”

Lucifer nodded and almost audibly sighed in relief. He basked in the glory of having a child that wasn’t afraid of the dentist and faced their fears like an adult-

L!MC sprinted past the dentist’s office, they had busted out of the bathroom window.

“...Beel.”

“Yep.”

A few minutes later, Beel returned with a completely irate L!MC who was screaming their demands to be put down and be allowed to run for the hills. Taking advantage of the distraction, M!MC ran for the door again, only for Belphie to tap them on the forehead.

M!MC collapsed into a snoring heap on the floor.

“FATHER! DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS!” L!MC practically screamed as they tried to wrestle themselves out of Beel’s bear hug.

Lucifer rolled his eyes. “L!MC, calm yourself down. It’s just braces.”

“AS EVERYONE HERE AS MY WITNESSES I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS! NEVER!”

The half-demons in need of braces were dragged right back into the dentist’s area... poor fools.

“They’ll be okay... right?” Luke asked.

“Of course they will be. It’s just braces.” Simeon patted Luke on the head. “They’ll both be fine.”

The scream that came from down the hall right after Simeon said that did not reassure anyone.

“Hey,” Mammon piped up. “How much do braces cost?”

“From what I know about dental procedures,” Satan rubbed his chin. “A few thousand Grimm.”

“Mammon if you try and run for that door I will cut your credit card into a thousand pieces.” Lucifer growled.

Overall, it was a fairly average trip to the dentist. 0/10 would not recommend. A few weeks later L!MC and M!MC were fitted with their mouth prisons- I mean braces, and the two cousins bonded over their horrific mouth pain...

Seriously- braces suck.

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So! Those are the headcanons! Four and a half whole parts... phew... To all the people who enjoyed this series, thank you so so much for reading! You guys have been so super nice!

Fret not, I plan on writing more for this universe! From what I know about season 2 of Obey Me things will get... interesting. Stay tuned for more! Or don’t, I can’t force you.

...or can I?