#it’s called BALANCE
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Cassian is the dad that learns your ballet routine and wears a tutu of your choosing to your recital but also teaches you how to throw a proper punch and effectively slay your enemies
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We love the duality of having a mental breakdown on here one night and horny posting the next 😌
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sometimes a girl just wants kisses and cuddles and sometimes a girl just wants nasty rough sex
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The link in the AN in Rescue takes me to a Mac and cheese recipe???? I love me some Mac and cheese but I wasn't expecting that.... 🤭
@beefrobeefcal we have our winner 🤣
I am aware, dear non💀that was accidental lol I figured it out a few hours after posting and I told Beef like in tears of laughter because I meant to tag her fic Ezra Goes to Church and she told me to keep it there, so there it shall stay
The Mac and cheese recipe totally fucks btw I suggest you try it 🤩 TikTok was telling no lies. It’s super slutty, super delicious 😋
#was writing smut while cooking thanksgiving sides#it’s called balance#having a well rounded schedule#get it twisted
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When your partner is trying to act like a badass on the game they’re playing then says “oh my goodness…” in the quietest voice when they get killed 😂
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Sloan has three purposes it seems
1. Be hot
2. Be smart
3. Be incapable of social interaction
I do like how she actually tries to help Don and Mackenzie with their relationship issues but only ends up saying “Actually, I don’t know”
#listening to her go on about the debt ceiling#as we’re going through it again#by the same damn people a decade letter#it’s so tiring#the newsroom#the news aspect of this show isn’t great for my mental well being#but the little characters make me happy#it’s called balance
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All I care about is smoking my little rolled cigarettes and eating fruit it’s called Balance
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I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me
#90/10 rule#find the fun in the terror#find the garbage in the good#find the gold in the gutter#or something#it’s called BALANCE#thanks#horror#comedy#tropes#media#fiction#character dynamics#ship dynamics#shipping#fictional relationships#meme reference#maybe so#funny#haha#humor#perspective
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Would I trust the bat boys with my life? Absolutely.
Would I trust them to successfully build an IKEA wardrobe? Absolutely Not.
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Some days you unpack trauma in therapy, some days you go on and on about how much you love the shop and scan feature in the Meijer app only for your therapist to say “oh, I’m aware of this feature, trust me.”
#it’s called balance#for the first time in a minute it’s been a good week and I can just talk about mundane things#but also it works great when you’re disabled but just need to physically run in for 10 items#you don’t stand around and wait#you’re in and out#minimal human involvement
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and now i’m 19 writing the stories
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Feeling so empowered at the gym only to go home and get dolled up for work.
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guess who just finished their taz balance relisten
#this occurred to me like a lightning bolt on the train. and here it is#taz balance#merle highchurch#john hunger#well. thats how i always call him LMAO#john taz#art#wait when did merle start having flowers in his beard#did he EVER have flowers in his beard canonically??? am i confusing fanon???????#NOOOOOO I FORGOT TO GIVE JOHN GREY STREAKS
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#personal#meme#the treachery of images#rene magritte#this is not a pipe#id in alt text#ceci n'est pas une pipe#now that's what I call music#had to make this#just had to#ETA: the bottom right corner looked empty#so I added magritte's signature#I think it balances it out
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it’s called balance
✞ 666 ✞
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You remember L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝, of course. How could you forget L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝?
#the adventure zone#taz#taz balance#taz taako#taako taaco#taz lup#lup taaco#the siblings got to me.....#im destroyed#im at the stolen century arc and he called her lulu????#are you kidding me im going to cry
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