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ok. heres the thing.

what i MEANT to do was go through the 2023 timeline really quick [and then i got distracted by other projects]

and then when we got to 2025 and its story mode id see if sara and the rest came back

welp!

cant really do that now!

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Hello Mr. Cygnus ! Do you happen to know who created/built Beedabop ? You're a master maker/engineer so I thought you could have an idea.

Cygnus: Oh, yes. It's not exactly easy to miss a major company like Long Inc. trying to extend operations into other Danceverses.

Sara: Wait... what's Long Inc.?

Cygnus: Biggest company in Cyberfunk, ran by Nithe Long-

Sara: Ohhhh, right, New World, got it.

Cygnus: ...right. Well, from what I heard, their attempt to go into Wasterra was a complete failure. That poor robot's just abandoned there.

Sara: Aw... Well, at least he seems pretty happy there?

Cygnus: That's how most Long Inc. robots are programmed to be.

Sara: Oh...

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So, PandaFan and DeerStan... do you know Sara at all?

PandaFan: Hm... I don't believe we do.

DeerStan: Nope.

Sara: I mean, I might know you two, but it's kinda hard to tell with the helmets, heh.

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estrella HOW did you do those splits

Estrella: Well, lots of practice, for one. Our choreographer definitely does them better than me.

Sara: Wait, really? Who-

Brezziana: Who's your choreographer, Estrella?

Sara: [Okay, she wasn't joking about really wanting to ask her something.]

Estrella: Heh, well although we don't work together much anymore, Rita Piña was someone I worked with a lot in my dancing career. And she was able to take a short break from her Scarlet's Palace residency to help me with some moves for SloMo!

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yall my calypso and triton post isn't applicable to canon anymore idk what to do

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Sara: Okay, it took some time, but we are finally at Showdown!!

Wanderlust: WOOOO!!!!

Brezziana: Can I ask Estrella a question first?

Mihaly: Crystal's still winning.

Sara: Regardless of who we're rooting for, we're here to interview the competitors. So, if you have anything you want us to ask them, let us know!

Brezziana: ...okay, but can I still ask Estrella something?

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Sara: So uh... Hello?

Sara: Sorry if it's been a while, Wanderlust went against Jack's words and tried to go in that clock tower. With my phone. So I think my phone's completely messed up now.

Sara: Anyways, we're still interviewing the Showdown contestants so, stay tuned I guess?

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Now accepting asks for:

Estrella, Chavez, and Juan

PandaFan and DeerStan

Crystal

The Bill Family

and Cygnus

(also if you wanna ask questions to some other Eurovision related coaches, go ahead!)

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Maybel what’s the deal with Beauty and a beat? You two had a battle map, was that all in good fun or is there beef?

Maybel: Well, he wasn't exactly great...

Sara: ...did something happen?

Maybel: ...he cheated.

Sara: Oh, that's horrible. Sory that happened to you.

Maybel: Yeah, it's fine, happened a while ago now.

Maybel: After a lot of guidance from friends, I made sure that the people I surround myself with are trust-worthy.

Sara: So you're... dating the panda now?

Maybel: PFFT- WHAT?

Sara: wh-you were with all those couples though!

Maybel: Listen, I love my bestie, I'd never date him.

Maybel: ...probably because it seems like he and Rudolf have something going on but still.

Sara: they WHAT?

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[EVENT #2]

Sara: Hey! Sorry for the lack of updates, again. We haven't forgotten you guys we've just been a bit busy.

Wanderlust: WE'RE SEEING SHOWDOWN 2023!!!

Sara: Yeah, that.

Brezziana: Estrella for the win!!

Mihaly: Crystal!

Brezziana: Estrella!!

Mihaly: Crystal!!

Wanderlust: i think the bills are funny

Sara: ...yeah it's just been that for the past few days.

Jack Rose: Even with... what happpened, I'm still excited to see my Danceverses entry.

Jack: The dancer looks... familliar.

Sara: Well, it'll be nice to see what the finals have in store! Maybe you guys can send us some questions to ask the competitors! I'd like to talk to those WackyGroove guys, they seem fun.

Wanderlust: Hey did you know they're also humans?

Sara: They're WHAT

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To Sara

Have you been able to meet back up with the coaches you met when you first came to the danceverses?

(Liza Friday, I like it p1, temperature p2 and sweet sensations p3)

Sara: I've really only met up with Liza since. I guess I'm too busy hanging out with the other Just Dancers. ...well, more staying close by to break up their shenanigans.

from the other room:

Brezziana: Sorry I'm late guys, I was doing something.

Jack Rose: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE ... STAIRS!

Sara: Ugh, again? OK, thanks for the ask, I'm gonna calm this down somehow.

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Sara: ...so uh, hey!

Sara: Sorry for the lack of answers at the end of our time at Lover Coaster, a certain pair of aliens broke my phone trying to show off their tennis skills, but it's all fixed now!

Sara: So if you wanna send in some more questions, go for it! I'm ready to be the best interviewer the danceverses have seen!

Sara: That, or I just answer some questions for me, heh.

Sara: Thanks everyone!

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Grace, what kind of video games do you like?

Grace: Oh, I haven't really been playing many games recently. I'm just not that interested in them.

Ari: Or are you salty that I beat you in FIRE every time?

Grace: Ari!

Ari: PFFT- what, it's true!

Grace: You are so lucky I love you.

Ari: I knowwwww, heh.

Sara: ...Did I miss something in high school dating, or are they back-handedly flirting?

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Ann how exactly are you and Luke related? Are you siblings or cousins?

Ann G. Lina: We're cousins, on our mothers sides, but we've been with each other so much that it feels like we're siblings.

Luke Cypher: It really does feel that way sometimes. I mean, I think I've seen your father more than mine at this point.

Ann G. Lina: Yeah... Amal' hasn't really visited in a while...

Sara: ...wait is that- is that who I think it is?

Luke: I mean, he'd be hard to miss. Pink skin, longer horns than mine, noticeably never with me.

Sara: Yeah, yeah... I think he's gay now.

Luke: ...that somehow isn't completely unexpected to me.

Ann: WHAT?

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Triton is it weird to walk on land after spending your life in the ocean?

Triton: While it has been difficult to get used to, my princess is always here to help me.

Calypso: Of course, love! I'll help you with anything.

Sara: ...I want what they have, so much.

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Ann can you cook?

Ann G. Lina: Uh... I can microwave Mac n' Cheese?

Sara: I have never related to anyone more.