#it’s called balance

[justascrollingghost]

Cassian is the dad that learns your ballet routine and wears a tutu of your choosing to your recital but also teaches you how to throw a proper punch and effectively slay your enemies

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

We love the duality of having a mental breakdown on here one night and horny posting the next 😌

[bass-alien]

sometimes a girl just wants kisses and cuddles and sometimes a girl just wants nasty rough sex

[strang3lov3]

The link in the AN in Rescue takes me to a Mac and cheese recipe???? I love me some Mac and cheese but I wasn't expecting that.... 🤭

@beefrobeefcal we have our winner 🤣

I am aware, dear non💀that was accidental lol I figured it out a few hours after posting and I told Beef like in tears of laughter because I meant to tag her fic Ezra Goes to Church and she told me to keep it there, so there it shall stay

The Mac and cheese recipe totally fucks btw I suggest you try it 🤩 TikTok was telling no lies. It’s super slutty, super delicious 😋

[whimsofavim]

When your partner is trying to act like a badass on the game they’re playing then says “oh my goodness…” in the quietest voice when they get killed 😂

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Sloan has three purposes it seems

1. Be hot

2. Be smart

3. Be incapable of social interaction

I do like how she actually tries to help Don and Mackenzie with their relationship issues but only ends up saying “Actually, I don’t know”

[aroundthefir]

All I care about is smoking my little rolled cigarettes and eating fruit it’s called Balance

[wrong-turn-ronald]

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

[justascrollingghost]

Would I trust the bat boys with my life? Absolutely.

Would I trust them to successfully build an IKEA wardrobe? Absolutely Not.

[hi-iamjaysohn-iamsmall]

Some days you unpack trauma in therapy, some days you go on and on about how much you love the shop and scan feature in the Meijer app only for your therapist to say “oh, I’m aware of this feature, trust me.”

[queenie-official]

and now i’m 19 writing the stories

[imnotsorryanymore5]

Feeling so empowered at the gym only to go home and get dolled up for work.

[lokh]

guess who just finished their taz balance relisten

[secondbeatsongs]

[lunamarooned]

it’s called balance

✞ 666 ✞

[very-small-giant]

You remember L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝, of course. How could you forget L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝?