#it’s called balance

[justascrollingghost]

Cassian is the dad that learns your ballet routine and wears a tutu of your choosing to your recital but also teaches you how to throw a proper punch and effectively slay your enemies

[bass-alien]

sometimes a girl just wants kisses and cuddles and sometimes a girl just wants nasty rough sex

[eff-exor]

Can I think you are funny and still want to bury my cock in your ass?

sure, i’ll make you laugh while you’re balls deep and i have tears streaming down my face

[whimsofavim]

When your partner is trying to act like a badass on the game they’re playing then says “oh my goodness…” in the quietest voice when they get killed 😂

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Sloan has three purposes it seems

1. Be hot

2. Be smart

3. Be incapable of social interaction

I do like how she actually tries to help Don and Mackenzie with their relationship issues but only ends up saying “Actually, I don’t know”

[aroundthefir]

All I care about is smoking my little rolled cigarettes and eating fruit it’s called Balance

[jadematters]

I love my best friend cause he’s usually super smart and my voice of reason when I feel my world crashing around me but I’ve seen him get so frustrated trying to frost a cake cause the frosting was too cold to spread well so I suggested microwaving it for a sec to soften it and his mind was blown that’s how I know I picked the best person to be my ride or die

[queenie-official]

and now i’m 19 writing the stories

[justascrollingghost]

Would I trust the bat boys with my life? Absolutely.

Would I trust them to successfully build an IKEA wardrobe? Absolutely Not.

[imnotsorryanymore5]

Feeling so empowered at the gym only to go home and get dolled up for work.

[lunamarooned]

it’s called balance

✞ 666 ✞

[lokh]

guess who just finished their taz balance relisten

[secondbeatsongs]

[very-small-giant]

You remember L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝, of course. How could you forget L̶̢͇̩̤̳̩͖̲͚͚̳͚͕͉̗͋̓ͅư̵͓͖̥̥̦͇͍̬̪̑́͐̏̂̐̎̾̐́̑̋̽̇͆̃̾̈́͌̈́̀̉͛͑̓̌͐́̊͂͒̈́̈́͘̚͠p̸̥̳͈͚̊̈́̋̀̄͐̓͆̇͑̿͊͌̍̕̕͝͠͝͠͝?

[honeywithrose]

i have two outfit genres:

big baggy bottom & teeny tiny top

or

teeny tiny bottom and big baggy top

[lotus-lost-n-found]

Some Batfam Headcanons because the brain never stops;

Jason hates being called "Bruce's Son". But he hates it more when hes called "One of Wayne's Orphans/Wayne's child" because fuck you I'm his son-! wait no--

With the exception of Damian, they rarely refer to Bruce as "Dad/Father". Either it didn't occur to them/didn't see the need to/thought it would be strange. But when Dick/Jason/Tim/Cass are tired or injured it might slip out. And Bruce might just crumble a bit at it

Doesn't mean they don't say it to their siblings when Bruce is out of Earshot.

"Dad said you couldn't." "What do you mean Dad said I couldn't use that mug? It's my mug!" "You snooze you lose Timmy Boy-" "Jason don't be an asshole-"

That being said Bruce says "son/daughter/child" at every available opportunity he can after he knows that they have acclimated enough that they wouldn't be uncomfortable/know they can tell Bruce that they don't want to be called that.

First time Bruce called Dick "son" in a way that meant "You are my kid" and not in a "This police officer just called me son with a brow furrow" way Dick grinned and carried on with the conversation. Later he wondered if his dad wouldn't like someone else calling him Son; but Dick thinks about the life he was given because of Bruce and thinks maybe his dad wouldn't mind.

Calling Jason "son" is a hit or miss situation, even before he died. The first time it happened he was confused, he didnt think that was the relationship they had and it made everything change for him. He got frustrated--not angry--with himself and Bruce at this sudden emotional turmoil. Wasn't he just the kid Bruce picked up in an alleyway? Wasn't he just some street rat in bright Robin clothing? (He lets himself believe that he can be Bruce's son. If for only a little while).

Tim cries after Bruce is out of earshot, it would've been a year or so after his parents died and he was adopted. He didn't think he could have been wanted like that again. Even if you think the Drake's had A+ Parenting or not, I don't think he would have gotten a lot of confirmation of being wanted otherwise.

Cass smiles, emotions carefully concealed under her expression. She's grateful she found Bruce and he doesn't mention it if she leans a bit closer in a request for closeness.

Damian doesn't expect anything less, he only appears satisfied. But also relieved that he has gotten the confirmation that yes, Bruce wants and accepts him.

EDIT 10/11; hiii, i have added Duke, Steph & a Bonus in a reblog you can find on the same blog under my 'batfamily headcanons' / 'sore rambles' tag. have fun :)