justascrollingghost
I’m Not Even Trying My Best...
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✨Hiya I’m Loni, I’m 27 and ‘Chaotic or Napping’ is my personality type✨
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justascrollingghost · 3 days ago
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You just fucking know Onyx Storm is going to be Xaden fighting it and fighting it and then at the very end he’s going to have no choice but to channel and it’s going to destroy the last shred of hope he has that he’s good enough for Violet - This isn’t the book where he runs this is the book where he tries to stay to find he has to walk away to keep the people he loves safe
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justascrollingghost · 6 days ago
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People being like “how are you supposed to meet your husband when you never leave the house” like oh I’m sorry where the fuck am I supposed to go?! Is there a husband meeting club I wasn’t aware of???
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justascrollingghost · 6 days ago
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“You need to leave that job before they destroy your kindness” is possibly the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me😭
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justascrollingghost · 9 days ago
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Being the oldest sibling is receiving a text saying “I’m going to surprise mum by coming home for her birthday” and sighing because you’re not being informed. You’re being told “I’d like to do this so can you please make it happen?”
And if you don’t believe me I got that text last week. So far I’ve convinced my dad to convince her friends to take her out for lunch, I’ve enlisted my nanna who’s smuggled her way into the friends lunch as our insider whilst I drive an hour each way to collect my brother and stop on the way to buy the birthday presents and who’s bank are they coming out of? Obviously mine.
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justascrollingghost · 10 days ago
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Everyone truly acted like The Crimson Moth is shocking like are you sure?? I’m half way through and can tell you now Verity is Cressida who Alex didn’t actually kill because the boy’s too fucking nice and he’s going to end up sacrificing himself in some way to save Gideon????
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justascrollingghost · 14 days ago
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I'm not being funny but why is Lilo always getting in shit when actually Myrtle is an actual gobshite and deserves Lilo's fist in her nose.
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justascrollingghost · 15 days ago
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I swear to god I'm usually a gal that thinks if it's not hurting anyone it's not my business but I'm so fucking sick of my house stinking of the weed my neighbours are smoking I might actually report it I've fully had enough😭
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justascrollingghost · 18 days ago
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Actually just seen people taking the piss out of a grown man crying over being able to buy himself a PlayStation.. Would you take the piss if it was a small child? Would you take the piss if that child had nothing but a dream to be like his friends? Would you take the piss if someone's dream was to buy a house and they cried when they managed it?
Just because someone's dreams are different from yours it doesn't make them irrelevant. I didn't see a grown man crying I saw a little boy who had stared at that console in the shops and tried to be good enough that santa would bring it him for Christmas. I saw a man gifting his baby self the present he'd dreamed of and healing a part of him that thought he could never have that.
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justascrollingghost · 20 days ago
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justascrollingghost · 21 days ago
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Cashier: have you got any-
Me to my brother: I HONESTLY DONT CARE WHAT YOU PICK JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING SO I CAN GO THE FUCK HOME.. sorry could you say that again?
Cashier: nevermind!
Me: no it’s okay did you ask for my ID?
Cashier: I’ve changed my mind
Me: sorry?
Cashier: I know he’s a student here and after that you’re very clearly his older sister I don’t need your ID
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justascrollingghost · 24 days ago
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justascrollingghost · 24 days ago
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I’m absolutely convinced that some of my ‘friends’ have no idea what I actually do for a job cause they actually speak to me like I’m fucking stupid
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justascrollingghost · 25 days ago
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“Ooo you’ve got carpet burn on your ass what sexy adventures have you been on?”
fucking zero actually. I got out of the bath not realising how slippy the floor was and went fucking flying. But did I stop when hit the floor? OF COURSE NOT my slippy ass bathroom floor shot me across the bathroom straight out the door onto the landing naked and afraid so actually it was a pretty stressful carpet burn on the ass incident😭😂
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justascrollingghost · 27 days ago
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You ever just want to quit your job and instead become a badass dragon rider in love with the leader of the revolution or is that just me?😭😂
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justascrollingghost · 27 days ago
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My Brother: honestly I couldn’t ask for a better sibling and it really bothers me
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justascrollingghost · 29 days ago
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I’ve moved into an all electric house and the fucking heater thermostat is so old that I can’t find the model to figure out wtf it wants from me so it’s currently every man for himself in this house cause fuck knows what’s going on - I’ve managed to set the programming correctly but the damn thing won’t let me adjust it to the correct time for the programming to work so I give up
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justascrollingghost · 30 days ago
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baby wake up, new Rhysand art just dropped
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