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I imagine threshing went something like this -

Ridoc: this is so fucking stupid I’ve been wandering round for hours hearing weird ominous voices I’m never going to find a dra-

Aotrom, in his head: helloooooooo

Ridoc: …HELLO?! who said that?!

Aotrom, in his head: TWAS I!

Ridoc: WHO’S I?!.. oh my god I’m going insane..

Aotrom: *gigging to himself hid behind a tree*

Ridoc: this is so fucking stu- wait a minute… MARCO!

Aotrom: POLO!.. shit.

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Dain: remind me again why you’re alldisobeying direct orders to break the law when you literally see a rule as a guideline?

Xaden: well Violet said no

Bohdi: and because Violet said no, Xaden said no

Garrick: then because Xaden said no, Bohdi said no

Imogen: and because Bohdi said no, Garrick said no

Ridoc: then because Garrick said no, Imogen said no

Sawyer: and if Ridoc says no because Imogen said no you know it’s a fucking stupid idea and you should probably also say no

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I know it's highly unlikely that anybody actually cares but I just submitted my master's research for ethical approval and it feels like I've spent half my life doing the damn forms🙌😂

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Sat watching cold cases and never in my life could I work in forensics because the way I'd be charged for storming through a court like a feral raccoon going for the POS on the stand who hurt a child.

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I really truly hope I’m wrong here but I don’t think they survive.. Why would the series have to be transcribed by Jesinia if they’re all still around? Why would all of the correspondence be recovered if they could just give it to her? I think Vi and Xaden save everyone but they sacrifice themselves to do it. I think this whole series is a team of scribes, led by Jesinia, correcting history and honouring the two people that saved them all…

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hi do you do fine in bed

Can’t say I’ve had any complaints - I’m Loni by the way it’s lovely to meet you😂

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I’m on medication which sometimes makes me have some wild dreams so this is a conversation I’ve just had with my brother..

Me: Nanna’s dog deffo died didn’t she?

My Brother: yea she dead.. y?

Me: I’m sending her flowers and didn’t want to say RIP and then find out she’s not fucking dead

My Brother: or maybe she’s still alive actually

Me: don’t be a dick is she dead or not?!

My Brother: you were the one that fucking called to tell me she’s dead so unless you were lying she dead dead.

Me: great thanks!

My Brother: no bother

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xaden being there for violet when she manifests a signet that could literally get her executed ?

and then afterwards, he was so kind, so reassuring.

xaden has this beautiful older brother energy to him— almost like he is trying to be the person he wished he had in his own life.

he does it with vi, he does it with lynx, he does it with the marked ones by organizing forbidden meetings to help them out as first years

xaden told vi not to confuse any part of him for sweet or kind but my baby literally has a heart of gold 🥺🖤

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Xaden: I WILL SLAY YOUR OTHER EXES WHERE THEY STAND

Violet: they’re infantry..

Xaden: ..

Garrick: HAHAHAHAHAAHA

Sawyer: did that navy blue look dreamy on them Vi???

Ridoc: was it the little first aid kits they carry that did it for you? Oooo bandages! What a turn on!

Imogen: WOW Vi. Infantry? Really?! that’s kinda pathetic..

Xaden: yeah no I literally don’t give a fuck anymore that’s hilarious

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That is not a face that can wait any longer

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Still genuinely baffles me every time I remember that the average person isn’t in some form of pain all the time.

Like..not even a tiny bit???

It’s actually crazy to me every time I remember that most people actually don’t experience pain outside of injuries.

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Azriel gives the biggest scary biker energy like he's absolutely terrifying but is on a kitten ban by Rhys and Cassian because they were sick of him abandoning his work to rescue kittens. They even once found him trying to hug a badger which resulted in a visit to Madja where Azriel insisted they had a connection but Barry the Badger just got scared and attacked.

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not being funny but if I took time out of my social media silence amidst a public cheating scandal to repost happy birthday posts my friends would eat me alive

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I can’t stop thinking about how Violet married Xaden AFTER he’d channeled. If that boy ever doubted how loved he was she looked him dead in the face after he’d become everything he feared he would and still said I do and I know she damn well said it with her whole chest😭😭

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Celaena was who she had to be

Lillian was who she wanted to be

Aelin is who she is

This whole Sam loved Celaena, Chaol loved Lillian and Rowan loved Aelin stuff is completely missing the point - Rowan didn’t just love Aelin. Rowan loved who she was at her core. Sam and Chaol loved the pieces she gave them but Rowan collected all the pieces, made a fucking jigsaw and decided he was keeping it

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Moana going from “I am Moana” but not really knowing who she is to “I am Moana, of the land and of the sea” is the character development we all didn’t know we needed

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Everyone: Don't look for Xaden Literally Everyone: Seriously Vi, don't look for Xaden Xaden: I am begging you not to look for me Violet, Page 4 of the next book: So I've decided to look for Xaden on my own in secret which will inevitably put me in mortal danger but oh well