#it’s as simple as a pet name

[sleaze4sleaze]

Oh my god I just remembered what I was thinking about before passing out today. I was imagining how Abbott would react to me calling him ‘honeybee’ it’s so cheesy and in my head I can hear his voice as he asks “now why would you call me that?” Genuine curiosity with an amused smile, not offended but rather, intrigued. The rest of the conversation is embarrassing as hell so I’ll keep it to myself but the point is!! He’s cute and sweet with me and so so handsome gorgeous and somehow the loveliest to happen to me and I need him to know it. By calling him cheesy pet names

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i think ted has a million pet names and endearments for trent (ranging from sweetheart/darling/baby to his usual silly pun nicknames lol) and trent loves them all, they all make him smile and feel warm n fuzzy inside. and i think trent is the opposite; a majority of the time he just calls ted his name but he infuses it with such warmth and obvious love/admiration/adoration, so much warmth and affection packed into a single syllable, that it feels like an endearment all the same, and it makes ted glow anyway

[hijinxinprogress]

Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌ 

Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅

The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’) 

Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’ 

And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him

Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open

But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason

[aiscapades]

thinking abt wanting to practice art again and i was feeling discouraged and thinking abt what i consider my greatest talent, writing, and how that comes naturally to me and generally takes no effort to write something Good. then the memory of my first beyblade fics when i was 11 hit me like a runaway train and i was like oh shit no. i did suck at it. and i did practice and grind and work hard and study and consume media i loved and hyperfixated and locked in. and i'm like oh my god. why can't i do that with drawing

[halfagod]

‘i can’t pronounce this Irish name’

‘it’s pronounced neev’

‘sorry i just have a mental block’

??????

[thelonelyshore-if]

ok but flip flop is a great name for a cat

I think so, too. It's one of my favorite cat names I've seen, right up alongside Jorts and Silly Goose.

[muttsterion]

That "snake" always just looked like a random tree branch to me. The tank itself looks like it's filled with random junk; no disrespect to the Keanu Reeves statue, just like some parts of Kenny's room. Doesn't even seemed to have a lid.

And what's not to say the snake is fake? It could be just a toy. (Some kids have pretend pets.)

I kind of thought it was a random empty tank with just random stuff inside it myself until I noticed the heat lamp? And it's a subtle white and red coloration that's kind of different from a tree branch. Though I couldn't really tell you if it's a real or a fake snake I'd like to go with it being real I mean Kenny's house would have a good supply of rats and mice to feed it and such.

There is a lid though it looks busted? So now I have to imagine/HC this snake escaping the tank every now and then and it's just treated like a normal occurrence. "Oh yeah that's just Kenny's snake again we don't even bother putting it back." Good thing it doesn't appear to be a big constrictor snake. XD

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

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[hyperionshipping]

Couple ask game: 2 and 9 for you and Kayne?

What are your pet names for each other?

Tricks: Pet names for...? For HIM? I don't- I don't call anyone a pet name. I don't have time.

Kayne: Avoiding the question? Oh, how typical! Well, I'll answer then. "Demon. That thing. Love." [He winks]

Tricks: You've called me none of those.

Kayne: That you've heard!

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What was your first impressions of each other?

Tricks: Th--

Kayne: Oh! Oh, oh, oh! It was a sneaky little thing. I almost didn't notice it. You blend right in don't you? It was blocking MY view. Aren't we just made for each other?

Tricks: [It glares at Kayne] My first impressions of him were... They- I thought that- [It pauses, thinking of what words to say.]

Kayne: I knew Tricks liked me from the start. I mean, why spend so often thinking about me if you DON'T, hmm? [He laughs]

Tricks: You're like a schoolboy! Tease, tease, tease. You know, Arthur and John are in a tight situation. Don't you have to pay attention to them? I think something's wrong with dear old John, Kayne. Didn't you do something?

Kayne: Oh! I was only helping. I mean, he needed it! Another stomach wound. It was real nasty. [Kayne shivers. From the look on Tricks' face, its disgusted. As though it knows Kayne is enjoying the memory far too much.] Poor John, without his light. Why, it's a story for the ages darling! You know this!

Tricks: ....Right. I'm done here. I have to go.

[sysig]

It’s all worth it to be close ♥ (Patreon)

[crybaby-bkg]

the guy who ghosted me twice texted me today and called me ma ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[panthrology]

how to address y/n without saying y/n 🙏🏽

[dazzelmethat]

A Pegasus mule! I tried blending the mule gradient into some brown and cream colored wings. Their mother would be a donkey and their father a Pegasus! Do you have any good names for a Pegasus mule steed?

[hippolotamus]

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[crescentmp3]

oh im done with my homework by the way!

[neonacidtrip]

I’ve been making memes for friends for years and decided I should share the ones I could easily find