#it’s a lifestyle tbh

[blossoms-phan]

i have so much shit to do and unpack and launder and my skin is awful and I don’t feel comfortable in my body too many things are coming up this is my first year of not being a student after like 15+ years of it and I’m so out of my depth I need to apply to jobs AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[thecaptainamore]

When are you not in a cowboy mood tho

By any chance does anyone happen to know of any good cowboy/wild west-esque books to read I’ve been in a cowboy mood recently

[yomeiu]

‘home’

[pregtboy]

a concept that won't leave my mind rn is a sporty/fit lil tboy unexpectedly getting very very pregnant and it completely changes his lifestyle and body way faster than he can keep up with. suddenly no more bench presses with that huge bump full of kicking, rolling babies towering over him, no more squats or deadlifts with a belly jutting out too far in front of him to maneuver a barbell, no more running with that heavy, bouncing chest and tummy, no more carefully constructed diet - he has far too many babies to feed for that - no more masculine gym clothes - not even sports bras can contain his swollen breasts anymore, his baggy gym shorts have all become tight against his hips and ass, no tank or tee can cover that enormous belly, and the gymgoers all stare when he attempts to work out with his fertile, curvy body so shamelessly on display like that, heavy chest and big bare belly hanging low... soon enough there's not an ounce of t in his system and any strength he's built has left his upper body and gone to the legs that work so hard to carry such a heavy stomach, and thanks to the pregnancy hormones flooding his body any muscle definition he had has been turned into soft, voluptuous curves... all the energy and motivation he once had to work out is now instead going to growing his many active babies and the slim toned body he was so proud of and spent so much time building has become the utter picture of fertility, his hips wide and swaying as he becomes winded merely from walking waddling for too long... the boy who was once so athletic now can barely lift beginner dumbbells anymore, but it doesn't matter - all he'll need to be able to lift in the future is his babies! maybe he's a little sad about it at first, but it doesn't take him long to realize that pregnant boys shouldn't be exerting themselves - and he's going to be a pregnant boy for a long, long time... after all, just look at how well his body has adapted to it - it must be what he's made for!

[abirddogmoment]

Rory has been trending a little bun-obsessed lately, probably because we have lots of bunnies in our condo complex and she has to practice a lot of impulse control as she can't chase or really fixate on them, so I've been looking for ways to help her fulfill her bunny-murder urges safely.

Unfortunately we don't have a ton of areas I comfortable coursing her (letting her chase buns until she can't see them or catches them) because our bunnies are mostly urban animals BUT I was at the bougie pet store for unrelated reasons and they had dried rabbit feets which gave me an idea!

I bought a few and got some paper bags and put Rory in another room while I hid them around the apartment to sniff out, destroy, and eat. I figured it would satisfy some of her murder urges, even if it's not the whole predation sequence.

She was pretty happy about it! I'll try to add this to our rotation of enrichment activities and maybe get a few rabbit feet to chuck at her outdoors sometimes. Hopefully it'll help vent those bunny frustrations so they don't build up and hurt my good dog behaviours.

[the-woman-upstairs]

Twisters is so funny because we’re first introduced to the corporate sponsored tornado chasers and they’re just…a boring collection of dudes. Totally bland, with barely a single personality between them. And then in come the Tornado Wranglers: the hottest, gayest collection of exuberant fun-loving weirdos you could possibly imagine. And it’s like…gee I wonder who the good guys are.

[toxetta]

*medieval king voice* guards!! banish him to fashion jirai twitter!!

[letters-of-libertas]

Given the climate we're in, it is political when women refuse to partner or reproduce with maIes but at the same time when choosing to commit to this lifestyle, it is very important to have non-political reasons for it aswell. I think a lot of women struggle to commit to this because they get into it for political or reactive reasons but when that energy dies down they find themselves left with nothing else. They feel empty and would want to be with a maIe for non-political personal reasons to them.

Before I continue, this is not a change-your-mind post (or page). If you're actively looking to partner with a maIe then stop reading here because this isn't for you. This is for women who dont want to ever deal with dating.

This is not to downplay or invalidate political reasons behind choosing to not date or reproduce with maIes, but it cannot be your only or main reason(s). When I say reactive I also mean women who do this to get a positive reaction from maIes, hoping they'll apologise, 'change' & beg you to be with them when you say no.

Now obviously life happens & it doesn't suprise me as I'm blackpilled but I've seen many osawomen who mainly have reactive or political reasons for not wanting to deal with maIes eventually end up partnering with maIes regardless of how staunch of a separatist, wine aunt, lesbian, etc they were.

The thing with reactive politics is that it tends to get exhausting especially when things are not going in the direction you anticipated. So when the energy of whatever politics is tied to your decision for not wanting to date maIes at the moment is gone, then the reasons for wanting to not partner with maIes also goes. That pillar begins to breakdown.

Whereas when you have non-political reasons for doing this, you focus on yourself and what you get out of this - it's a different story, so find non-political reasons for choosing to not date or reproduce. Dont just find/define the reason but actually live it out. These reasons should mean something to you beyond politics or reactive measures. Does it really give you purpose? How do you let it be a part of you? I have my own personal non-political reasons for not dating (or not reproducing) which is why regardless of how my politics changes (& has changed) I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with a maIe at the end of the day or give birth.

Another reason to not center political motives as a reason for not dating is so that it feels more natural to you. It becomes a part of you where it doesn't absorb you. It shouldn't absorb you to the point you're blind or feel trapped. As it's a part of you it will feel natural to go about doing your thing without wanting a partner, even to the point where if you saw a maIe & he was fine as hell + appeared to be a good fit; you have your principles + ways of living so you wont want a relationship with him anyways. Tbh only a minority of women will be at this point but that's the headspace you want to be at if you're serious. It should be natural, not something that you force or you make yourself do. Generally ask yourself what it is about relationships that you wouldn't want to get into & why.

On the flip side, many women wont initially date for political reasons but as I said; when the political drive slows down they will start dating. However they dont date for political reasons, they do it because wanting a relationship/love (+ starting a family) is a part of them. It feels natural to them to want love/companionship, or even have kids. This is why so many women will continue to date maIes despite all the maIe degeneracy, risks, and evil in the het dating scene we all see. Even though women know what maIes are like (more than they want to let on), they dont care they still have their reasons for wanting to have a relationship with a maIe. This is why regardless of the hurdles in the way when it comes to dating for osawomen they will jump those hurdles *bounce bounce bounce* to have a relationship with a maIe but when there's one hurdle when it comes to not dating maIes, they start running back. A little thing happens and "it's too hard I cant do this anymore". So again it's about personal objective.

Ik people will say "but we can't control our sexuality!1!", i know I'm straight aswell. I have had times where I've been attracted to maIes & even when they like me back I wouldn't pursue a relationship with them (and no I dont feel like I'm missing something either) because it's just not for me.

Personally, I dont believe this is a lifestyle women choose I think it chooses you tbh. Cause if you're in a position where you feel like you have to force yourself to stay on track & you dont feel comfortable committing, it aint for you. When you're new it can be hard but as time goes on, if it's for you it'll feel natural. It will be a part of you and you can find purpose beyond a romantic relationship or reproducing.

[jiraiculture-is]

jirai culture is PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME PLEASE DON’T LEAVE WHY ARE YOU DEACTIVATING ARE YOU TRYING TO DELIBERATELY ABANDON ME STOP COME BACK PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE IN THIS WORLD

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[manibows]

ethel cain i love you but every time i listen to your music i feel like something is standing right behind me or watching me from the corner of my room

anyways go stream perverts

[starplatinumnun]

mo xuanyu is so funny to me because imagine you are the biggest fan of this (allegedly) terrible wizard guy who was assassinated for doing evil magics. then you end up dead and the wizard possesses your body, beats the absolute shit out of your family members on accident, mortal kombat style, then makes them into zombies. if his soul wasn't obliterated i bet he'd think it was the funniest shit ever

[lunarharp]

being attached to that moment qifrey held a baby one time and my ideas for the future :)

[icarusbetide]

the 1980s series and the washingdad who stepped up, pt 2: The Staircase Incident on Speed Mode

once again: we can have historical accuracy or we can have this scene that shows the aftermath of the staircase incident as alexander explodes at washington until the apologetic and hurt general backs away, giving him that command.

did the real apology and reconciliation come this quickly, or even directly from washington? nope! but idc - this series provides me with my daily hamilton-washington-complex-relationship hit and i'm eternally grateful. it and the sequel are the ultimate whamilton dealers.

everyone chant with me: historical washingdad historical washingdad historical washingda-

[giddlygoat]

i feel like an absolute clown when i explain to folks that while yes, i DO casually cosplay as my favorite characters and adopt much of their vernacular and prepare food inspired by their diets and listen to music they enjoy and adjust much of my daily routine to accommodate the hyperfixation, i don’t kin them. i’m just absorbing their power into my own being. this is how i become stronger

[mrsmiroir]

no statement will ever be funnier than “im too broke for punk clothes” like sister do you think the original punks were rolling in cash or…