#it will not end well for you

[stellar-collective]

Matchstick AU is awesome! It makes me feel emotions :)

It does, also, bring to mind a thought; in the regular IEYTD world, is there ever a moment where either Phoenix, Ollie, or Reginald ever go ballistic on someone? And why would they do so?

Because my characterization of Ollie is Cinnamon Roll Medic, but push certain, well hidden buttons and he Will Attack Without Mercy. Mostly related to Phoenix's Mental Health.

I'd like to know what you do for yours! No pressure, though :D

i’m glad you’re enjoying the Matchstick AU!! suffering :3

those three are really, REALLY hard to get mad, but yeah, they’ve all got breaking points.

Phoenix is really, really hard to get to go ballistic bc the only thing that really fazes them is their friends getting hurt and that just makes them upset or scared, not mad. HOWEVER… if a villain were to grab one of em and hurt em JUST because it hurts Phoenix, i think that would really get them. like, taking this unique, capable, lovable person and reducing them to another way to hurt Phoenix? oh, they’d see RED.

Reggie is similar, where the only way to get him visibly angry is to deliberately provoke him. him going ballistic is very “oh, you want to see what i’m like when i’m mad? fine. you asked for this.”

and Ollie… yeah. he would never, ever get angry for his own sake, but if someone makes Phoenix upset (or heaven forbid, cry), he’ll yell at them. he does it so infrequently and it feels so out of character that it’s TERRIFYING. i’d also imagine that he has a secret second Scary Mode where he gets really quiet and serious and calmly does Whatever It Takes to escape the bad situation, but that one is SUPER rare.

bonus sillier sketch:

POV: you just successfully incapacitated Agent Phoenix and assumed (incorrectly) that now it was going to be an easy fight

[animatronic-assistant]

I bet you would feed that robot well~

Do you mind! And do not talk to me like that!

Elara is angry and protective of her unborn babies. Do not test her

[dxnyarya]

“sotr is mid because you already know how it ends” shut the fuck up, the point of the book is that despite knowing how it ends you would have never known what actually went down because that’s the point of propaganda, the whole book is about the power of propaganda

[charles-leclerc-official]

I am convinced half of F1blr doesn't even know the definition of workplace sexual harassment.

[monstermonger]

Now the ash dances with the snow....

Lil winter dragon stickers ♡

[stealingpotatoes]

the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

[unpopularvivian]

Hello my friend How are you? I hope you are well.I wish you a happy day too. Please share the pinned

Sorry for always bothering you, please excuse me.

Save us please 🥺

Okay, I know you mean well but:

HAVE YOU SEEN MY PINNED POST?????

I'll make you an exception since you actually apologized for spamming me but the next time, don't do that. Or else I will block you.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[quixoticprince]

Remember how Miss Pauling said she'd spent her whole life to help the administrator....

She didn't even know what she was helping with, but she wanted to be by her side, until she learned how deeply personal and self destructive the whole thing was... and in the end there never was going to be a 'place' set for her :^(

I'm so sorry Flo 😭

[noodles-and-tea]

Last part whoo!!!

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4

[raffi-cat]

red crowned crane grian

[arkhambug]

you were staring. very unabashedly so, too. just… oogling your boyfriend, watching as he lounged on your couch, his black shirt fitted around bulging arms, the hem riding up around his tummy to reveal that line of thick black hair that dipped below his plaid pants.

oh my god, those stupid plaid pants. they made you wonder what the hell the hype was about grey sweats, when those existed.

and it’s not like you had anything to be ashamed about, either. he was your boyfriend, all six foot something of him, for fucks sake. all the thick muscles, and short cropped hair, and scars, and fuck, those eyes. you could look if you damn well wanted to.

you’d tried very hard to convince yourself all morning that you were fine, and definitely not ovulating, and fine.

but in that moment, watching your boyfriend literally just sit there, eyes shut and head tipped back, this was not you. it was some evil entity, possessing you and in full swing. you were ready to jump him, and it wasn’t even ten in the morning yet.

your gaze kept dropping lower, toward those pecs, all soft and plush beneath the fabric of his tee, and you could feel yourself start to salivate.

it wasn’t even anything provocative either, but the sight of his tits in a black shirt, tight over the unflexed muscle, was driving you up a god damned wall.

you curled your legs up beneath you, arm perching you against the back of the couch, the other pressed between the low of your thighs to physically retrain yourself from grabbing him like a deranged person.

because, no matter what you did, it was almost impossible to stop imagining just throwing yourself at him, and doing some entirely unspeakable things. things you know you’d never do unless it was this god forsaken time of month.

“you good, ma?” Jason asked, finally breaking the tense silence, and drawing your attention away from his torso. he was staring back now, one brow raised quizzically, and his scared lip curled up in questioning.

“your eyes are dilatin’ and shit.”

yeah. you got up, wordlessly, and walked toward the kitchen.

[exoflash]

a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[haeoflii]

Prefect teaches Sebek on how to draw a perfect circle [Comic]

Originally i wanted to post the malleus drawing on his birthday but i thought it would be waayyy funnier if i made a spongebob reference instead

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