#it was scary and idk yet if im glad that i did but it’s definitely a relief to not be hiding it (as much) anymore
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i don’t want to jinx it but i think the flareup might actually be over :D
#i’ve felt better the past few days#obviously i don’t feel *good* lol that never happens but i don’t feel like throwing up and dying#which is definitely an improvement#it could be the emotional weight lifted off me since i finally told my mom everything that was going on with me health wise#it was scary and idk yet if im glad that i did but it’s definitely a relief to not be hiding it (as much) anymore#to be fair after last monday’s episode it was kinda hard to keep up the illusion that i was healthy 😅#anyways here’s hoping that the flare up is over and that i don’t have an episode tomorrow#because this has been the worst flare up so far it’s really taken a toll on me#and it’s lasted like two months#usually they only last like two weeks#ugh#it’s been awful i’m not gonna lie#my mental health isn’t pretty right now tbh#but i’m staying whimsical despite the horrors#my friends are having some struggles so im staying strong for them#hopefully these next few weeks (months? 🤞) will be better#plus drama is starting!!!!!!! i’m really excited for the show we’re doing it’s going to be so fun#and i’m going to have something to do with my time other than sit around in pain and falling asleep#i do hope the stress of drama doesn’t set me back again though 😬#anyways we’re not going to worry about that right now#praise be to god for helping me out of this even if it’s just briefly :]#being functional feels great#hope y’all are having a good month!!! <3
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beef with wasps
f!singer x andrei svechnikov
warnings: mentions of anaphylactic shock/severe allergic reactions, swearing, light joking of near death (to be clear: nobody dies in this), some fluff
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ynofficial: on behalf of y/n - she is conscious, well and in great hands. she told me to spare the details on what happened, but does want you guys to know that after suffering a wasp sting earlier this afternoon, she was rushed to the ER after going into anaphylactic shock. she gave us all quite a scare and will be in overnight for observations, but doctors are positive she'll make a full recovery
S x
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gracieabrams: thinking of you and wishing you the best recovery! <3
fan1: who tf is s?
fan2: that must have been terrifying, so glad she's ok now
fan3: sending love
reneerapp: ❤️❤️
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ynofficial: they gave me so much fucking adrenalin i have a rocket up my arse rn and he's just gone to the vending machine bc im so hungry so im taking this opportunity to tell you guys that i almost died today but im ok and the reason theres no selfie is bc i look like a pickled dick rn and as charles boyle once said life is a party and im the pinata xxxxx and he did get me flowers without me even asking so im vv in love rn
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fan4: sorry you almost died?????
fan5: babe what did you think anaphylactic shock was
fan6: does the adrenalin also increase the meme usage
fan7: so she almost dies AND reveals she might be in a relationship??? my heart is breaking twice tonight
fan8: ok but the flowers???? she's got a real one there
fan9: i mean i'd like to think if you almost died your partner would get you flowers...
fan10: lmao you'd think so wouldn't you
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ynofficial: back home! i'm now on house arrest because "there aren't any wasps inside" (we have beef with their butts now). needless to say, it was scary for everyone, but as you can see, miley (the cat) is the only one unbothered. i'm currently typing this from under a human giant and i'm loving every second.
i'd also like to take the opportunity to apologise for my loopy instagram posting and let everyone who purchased tickets for the phoenix show know that they will be refunded. again, i'm incredibly sorry for any inconvenience!
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fan11: and you expect me to believe that human giant in the photo is NOT svech???
fan12: he also likes cats
fan13: and in her other post, it was signed off with 's'
fan14: girl don't apologise
fan15: is he ok?
ynofficial: bit teary but we're recovering!
fan16: NO SVECH DON'T CRY EVERYTHING IS OKAY
andrei_svechnikov37: ynofficial you almost died i'm not letting you go that easily
fan17: SVECH HELLO
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andrei_svechnikov37: the family emergency has made a full recovery! (thank fuck) i also wanted to come on here and say that i'm unbelievably proud of this girl, and hilariously in love with her
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fan18: crying happy tears this is adorable
fan19: SVECH STOP RUINING MY STANDARDS
fan20: i love how she's wearing red in the last two pictures
ynofficial: shh he hasn't caught on yet
fan21: i've only had y/n and andrei for a day (officially), but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
fan22: am i the only one who wants to know how long they've been dating?
fan23: no!! i do too
ynofficial: you're making me blush
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fan24: y/n is so precious and idk who andrei is but i love him just for this caption
fan25: svech is definitely a cuddler
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ynofficial: i can't find the right words to express how happy and grateful i am to have you in my life, so i'm just going to settle with i love you so fucking much that sometimes i can't breathe because of it, okay?
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fan26: is andrei the inspiration behind out of my misery?
ynofficial: yes
fan27: you guys make me sick in a good way
fan28: wow you've got taste y/n
andrei_svechnikov37: saying you can't breathe is a bit too soon
ynofficial: LMAO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
andrei_svechnikov37: i love the love though
fan29: y/n i can't-
fan30: how long have you guys been together?
ynofficial: one and a half years!
fan31: y/n not being overly mushy on instagram and casually announcing she's dating an nhl player is my favourite part of this year so far
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(HELLO I WASNT EXPECTING SUCH A FAST REPLY!!!!! also…i saw what you rbed…)
wait what. you mean to tell me i was missed? (ME TOO!!!!!! but. i. what do you mean im scared i was not expecting you to also miss me…i tjink i should be happy about that but im also scared uhm)
REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL!!!!! ough i . have been procrastinating on my homework ALL WEEK…just for it to not work out in the end…so its. alright i suppose but STILL??? I NEED TO STOP PROCRASTINATING SO MUCH IT WILL BE THE DEATB OF ME AND ALREADY HAS AND I STILL NEVER LEARN DIFUJFJFNVG…i will leave this here before i get wven more frustrated. in very short, i feel you…hetalia gets the best of the best of us…(the worst is yet to xome /j /nvmitakeitbackidontwanttojinxmyself)
WHAT LUXKY?? my parents straight up refuse because they think im neurotypical. do you think im neurotypical…because i dont and neither do a lot of my friends (the majority of which are neurodivergent—stuff like adhd, autism, ocd, anxiety, which i definitely show symptoms of and have st least ONE of tjem I HAVE SOMETHING I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT BUT I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I AM NOT NEUROTYPICAL…)
youre right! optimism IS great!! but, yeah, unfortunately emotional regulation is borderline impossible (how to accomplish emotional regulation and to stop getting frustrated no borax no glue)
therapy is so scary to me for some reason…but im glad that you and your therapist are working on it!!! i hope you guys achieve it!!! (is that something appropriate to say? uhm..)
also, no need to be nervous!!! im sure the assessment will be no more than just a couple of questions to determine if you have any traits or not…maybe. at least thats the impression ive been given!
also dont apologize for rambling! practically all ive been doing is rambling!
…not going to lie if i had a chance to get evaluated and i end up having it id be so happy like. wow that explains a lot. im not weird or lazy actually i just have autism…but alas there is no yrue way of knowing. oh well. i wish you luck on your assessment! (is this something that people say…)
im alright btw! you? :3
also FELICIANOOO!!!!!! (thats northern italy btw!)
um insert a gif of russia but i cant do that on anon because tumblr is rude and doesnt give us GIF rights
~🫶🏽🎳
ACK IGNO5THAT!!!! 😭 I meant to reblog it on my other account but I did it on the wrong one,, also sorry if me saying I missed ya was weird you just seem really cool and our conversation from yesterday was nice!! :3 also I reply quick usually cause idk I check Tumblr quite a bit recently 0_0
AND YEAH I WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN SHE SAID SHE WOULDDD for like the past year or so my friends keep saying in probably autistic and I think my therapist recommending my mom to get evaluated really pushed it so she said she'll plan the appointment when she can!! ^u^ and I'm mostly just nervous cause like ermm uhmm idk being dishonest and overthinking every little answer is s very big thing that makes me think I'll somehow trick myself into saying something that's not actually my true answer to said question,,, I'm not gonna get into that it's a whole thing :/
And im pretty sure it Is an appropriate thing to say!!c: I think?nkt fully sure but dw about it : ] and HOORAY!!! That's great silly I've been doing swell today ^_^
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hello Alexander i hope this message reaches you in good health. in the tags of a recent post you described being able to find roleplay partners when you wanted to even with social anxiety. pray tell how did you do this. thank you for your assistance. warmly, anon y mouse
Hi!!!! first off disclaimer- i haven’t done any roleplay in agessss so hopefully all of this still applies in this age of the internet!
but when i was a lot younger i first started out by roleplaying a ton on my own minecraft server (my dad works with computers so he set one up for me and my sister in like 2011/2012) and i played with a lot of people from school from me or my sisters classes which was nice because we both had a degree of control over it since it was Our server and it was a small group of people. to be fair i was also a child so even though i wasn’t medicated yet i probably had a lot less learned anxiety at the time even if i still had the shit i was born with lmao cause there’s definitely some things i struggle with now that i didn’t as a young kid since i just didn’t think about them as much then.
after that a ton of people moved to skype and we roleplayed a TON there and that was when i was a bit older so it was fandoms and things i was actually interested in whereas in minecraft it was random stuff or our own storylines or someone’s cousin was really into assassins creed and i didn’t (and still don’t) know a single thing about the game but really wanted to roleplay anyway lmao.
honestly after skype i didn’t really roleplay very much after that even though i did it daily as a kid/early teen BUT i was still finding some ways to make friends which can be transferable to this if they also like roleplay :)!! i don’t have many friends currently idk if covid fucked me up that bad or if i’ve just gotten worse at it over time so this feels a slight bit hypocritical since i’m not following my own advice super well at the moment lol but discord is HUGE. obviously you have to be super careful but ive made a lot of online friends by joining discords servers. even when i had to lurk for a day or two before i got comfortable (and i had people encouraging me when i admitted to that) even though i would still be an anxious wreck for a while if i met online folks irl they are still so so important to me and helped me so much, especially since i have an easier time talking online. smaller discords can be good if large groups of people are intimidating but bigger ones are good if you’re worried about being singled out and want to hide in the crowd. irl i feel like the ideal group of people is three cause if i stop talking it’s not awkward since there’s still two other people, but online i don’t really mind how many people there are since it’s a lot easier of a disconnect since im just looking at words on a screen. discord is also where i played dnd for the first time! i was 15 and i barely knew anyone there but i was obsessed w the adventure zone in early high school and really wanted to try it so i pushed through that anxiety. tbh now i think i might prefer just watching (definitely cause of the social anxiety but oh well i think that’s still a valid as hell way to enjoy the game) but im so glad i found an environment where i felt safe enough to try it even though tbh i barely remember the experience so i must have been so nervous holy shit.
i’ve never used them so i can’t attest to how great they are but tons of people roleplay on online forums! i used to use a website called chicken smoothie where you collect pets and trade and shit but they had a HUUUUGGGEEE forum where tons of people were roleplaying there, and since it’s a forum it feels like it would be slower paced even though i was personally a bit nervous about the formality of the ones i saw.
honestly just tl;dr it’s still so scary but i promise you there’s people out there who are also nervous and i think creating a story with real people is just so much rewarding then anything character ai sites can do. and i think making online friends is an invaluable resource for stuff like that, especially since it’s a lot easier to hit the bricks if you get scared, especially since for me personally im selectively mute and that’s not really an issue over text so that’s one less worry i have to deal with. but i really hope you can find those people because i have so many find memories of roleplaying with my friends growing up since that was most of my social experiences (not sure how to phrase that) came from since i was so anxious at school and literally didn’t talk to barely anyone like kids in my class straight up learned to talk to teachers for me cause they knew i wasn’t going to do it so hanging out with people online was so important.
hopefully at least some of this is helpful- i don’t have a ton of experience since im still only 21 and i also spent all the covid years being stagnant so honestly i don’t even feel 21 so i definitely don’t have all the answers but that’s what i found worked for me growing up. a lot of it is just pretending you aren’t as scared as you are and just being honest with people because in my experience they’re usually really understanding about you being nervous cause everyone has been there even if it’s not to the same degree. ALSO second disclaimer- im not in therapy (tried several times but i’ve never been able to talk to the therapist which is kind of an important part of therapy) so take all of this with a grain of salt because i have no clue if any of my coping mechanisms are healthy but i haven’t died yet so i guess im doing something right?
sorry this is so long lmao and i have no clue how helpful it is
#ask#most of my mentality is that do it scared image#cause god am i scared#i sound like a broken record but i really really do hope something in here is helpful#long post#<- my bad#oh!! joining groups about things you like are also really nice because you already have a topic#i never know what to talk about with people i don’t know but if you’re there for a reason there’s already something you have in common
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hi!
wow.
omg, its been so long since i spoke to you but a lot of happened in my life kinda (as well as yours from what i saw)
first of all, CONGRATULATIONS on finishing uni!!!!!!! im proud and happy for u!!! u worked hard and it paid off!! and wow, bakery?? that sounds so amazing!!!! like straight up bakery/coffee shops au!!! must be super fun and probably always smells rly good there!! i hope ure having tons of fun!!! and that ure eating lots of cake duh
for me, idk if u remember but i passed that oral exam!!! i did it in the beginning of september!! and i felt relieved and euphoric about it! and now the new semester (so my second year ) starts soon and…… i feel so anxious about going back, talking to people, all the stress and constant anxiety, and the fact that im still questioning whether this was the right thing to study and the lingering feeling that all my friends have it figured out already with the life and im kinda stuck. like when its right u know? but idk ??
but on a more positive note? my summer was rly great overall so i hope urs was too!!!! im no longer a teenager tho 20 hits hard - especially after olivia rodrigos new album lmaoo
hee has purple hair now and he looks soooooo good!! ALSO i read jakes and jays fics u posted and they were so nice, omg like??? :((( like made me realize how much i missed ur blog and u!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you, wishing u all the best always!!!!!!!!!!
-beloved anon wow it feels good to write it again!! <333
OMG HELLOOOO 🥺🥺🥺 it's been so long, i missed you so much. how are youu <333
please i'm so happy about finally finishing uni, it felt so long and annoying in the end. but now i already kinda miss it 😭
working in the bakery is.. interesting. it's definitely what i want to do in life, the other day i spent the whole workday just making cakes without anyone bothering me and i loved it so so much, but it's also hard and really stressful (which is why i am replying so late and i'm really sorry, first i got sick and then i got hit with a workload again 🥲). i have to do work that's supposed to be for like 4 other people and it's something 😶 let's manifest that they will find more workers soon because this is way too stressful for me (and my coworkers, i haven't seen them smiling in the past two weeks anymore, it's a bit scary). but enough complaining 🫡 the work itself is fun and the food is so good 🫠🫠 apart from onion cake/pie, i have to do it all myself and i swear i haven't stopped smelling like onions those past few weeks 💀
okay but now to you! CONGRATULATIONS ON PASSING YOUR EXAM 🥳🥳🥳 you did so well and i hope you're really proud of yourself 🥺🩷 and best of luck for your second year, i'm sure you will do as amazing as before 🩷
i'm sorry that you feel so nervous about it though. i have to be back in school to become a baker too now and i was so nervous on my first day, i got sick like right after 💀 and my class really is something (not necessarily positive but there are really nice people too). buuut i hope that your classmates are the nicest people you have ever met and that you will have lots of fun this year, you deserve it. and of course lots of amazing grades in your exams 🩷 i think if this bakery thing has thought me one thing is that it's okay to not know what you want yet. i think i have found my place now (although not necessarily in this bakery) but it took me a while to figure it out too. and in our bakery we have two people who tried lots of different stuff too before they settled on training there. so please try not to worry too much for now, i'm sure it will all work out well for you 🥺🩷
but i'm so glad your summer was nice <33 mine was full of job applications and moving but i still enjoyed it a lot (oh i miss the time where i could stay up all night and sleep in and not start work at 4am 💀) and happy belated birthday, omg <33 welcome to your twenties, it's a wild ride 😍
i missed you so so much too, i'm glad you liked my stories but even happier you had time to check in 🩷 but yes, hee 🫠🫠 wow. i love him (although he's not the only one anymore, can you believe?? jay has been bias wrecking me so hard i am so close to making him my second bias. that guy has me BLUSHING)
i hope you are doing well despite it all and will continue to do well 🩷 you deserve the best and you should get it. i love youuu 🩷🩷🩷
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Could I request the brothers (and maybe Diavolo, if you're comfortable) reacting to a knightly/chivalrous m/c, please?
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I haven’t written Diavolo in a hot minute, I’m glad he’s being requested again. I’m guessing you mean an MC with the attributes of a knight? The same sort of mannerisms and traits and not an actual knight! MC? Lemme know if I did this ask wrong because I was low key confused lmao.
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The Brothers + Diavolo with a knightly/chivalrous MC:
Lucifer:
-He really didn’t like you upon first meeting
-He hated how he couldn’t intimidate you into not being a nuisance the way he could with most of his brothers
-But, to be honest, you had gained his respect rather early on
-I think, even though it may have annoyed him to no end, Lucifer was very fond of your bravery a lot of the times
-The way you would stand up for Mammon or that time you protected Beel and Luke from his outburst
-Courage is not a trait one would usually associate with humans, especially when more superior beings like demons are involved
-Your humility was also a characteristic of yours that he, surprisingly, was really fond of
-And your overall mercifulness was something to be congratulated as well
-I mean, him and his brothers put you through so much shit and for you to forgive and move on without an angry word at any of them kinda speaks on its own
-I think he understands, to an extent, the reason you’re so loyal to the people you care about too
-He has a certain devotion for Lord Diavolo and his brothers, more than he lets on
-To him, having someone like you around is something to be appreciated
-Because you are similar but also completely different and nothing like he deemed you to be at the beginning
-yo i think you remind him of himself back when he was angel tbh
-He’s sort of tired of saving your ass tho because you are very just, so you feel the need to help people all the time which leads to you getting involved in fights
-Bring him his 20th cup of coffee for the day please, it’s hard being a single father of 8 children (yes I’ve added Lord Diavolo he counts as one of the kids)
-He’s the definition of this incorrect quote I stumbled across a while back
- MC: “FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW!”
-Lucifer, from behind them “ Do not.”
Mammon:
-Ok so this random human comes to DevilDom and has the audacity to slap his hand away while he’s trying to steal from Diavolo’s castle????????
-“MC ya’re forgetting I’m a demon, my moral scale is wayyy different than yours-“
-“Put it back.”
-“......ok.”
-You’re coming at him with rightfulness and honor and your presence is gonna hit him like a truck
-Cuz he ain’t stealing anything when you’re around (lucifer uses this to his advantage ofc.)
-That was basically the only thing he disliked about you
-Other than that, after your first week in DevilDom, he thinks you’re a goddamn S A I N T
-Everytime you stand up for him when his brothers are being assholes-pls he melts into a puddle of goo from your perfection
-OOFFS AND ALL THOSE TIMES YOU GAVE HIM GIFTS BECAUSE GENEROSITY BBY
-Good thing he was wearing sunglasses, because holy fuck was he weeping under those Gucci shades
-He’s gonna give ya props for having the courage to stand up to him and his brothers
-Lucifer especially because big bro scary
-Think about it like this: literally every single one of them could have you seasoned and roasted for lunch, love
-And yet you still have the bravery to look them in the eye and tell them: “Ya’ll are dysfunctional as fuck and need family therapy.”
-Again, he doesn’t understand your morale, he’s the Avatar of Greed, if he sees something he likes or seems worthy of his presence, he takes it
-But with that look you’re giving him, he honestly feels so guilty he can’t help but put it back
-He also appreciates your patience with him when it comes to anything that involves him talking about his emotions and thought process
-Because at this point he is widely known as scum so-
-Ahhhh, in the end, he thinks you’re pretty badass for a human and would low key want to see you in an armour of sorts agajwhisebhwjwwhehgdhdh
-And he really likes it when you make the effort to open doors for him too but he’ll never have the nerve to admit it
Levi:
-Believe it or not, he warms up to you in less than a day...?
-It’s probably because he’s a navy commander and he’s used to having soldiers around and you sort of remind him of that
-Out of everyone, he reacts the least when he sees how you carry yourself because to him it’s second nature
-Even if he does tend to slouch most of the time
-Almost dropped to his knees and started worshiping you when you yelled at Mammon to give Levi his money back on your first day
-And then a friendship started to blossom (im not friendzoning y’all, relax)
-Levi has a tendency to just walk into your room with his laptop, point at the screen which is paused in the middle of an anime and go “Look, the protagonist is a knight. You’re also...really knightly. I like the protagonist. I, uh I like you too, I guess.”
-He loves how honest you are because he knows that no matter what you wouldn’t lie to him
-“MC, do you think I’m a yucky otaku?”
-“No.”
-“But-“
-“No.”
-“Oh ok.”
-But on the inside he’s like 🥰🥰💞💞💞💞
-I just think that a knightly MC would connect on an emotional level with Levi for a lot of reasons, idk
-He’s gonna be a sputtering mess when he realises how much effort you put into this relationship (platonic or romantic) and how loyal you are to it
-Like how you actually bother learning all of his stupid passwords because you are just as serious about them as he is
-He just crashed, give him a moment to reboot please
Satan:
-He takes a while to warm up to you because for some reason your overall demeanour reminded him of Lucifer lol
-He thought you might be just as stuck up as him
-It didn’t take him longer than a week or so to come to the sudden realisation that you are way more pleasant than his brother
-Like his daddy, you manage to earn his respect pretty quickly after that
-He just thought the way you handled everything that was thrown at you in DevilDom was very sophisticated but firm nonetheless, if that makes sense?
-Like, you weren’t itching to escalate fights or anything but your tone of voice could easily end a whole conversation if need be
-You were still a human of course, it would be real easy for some low rank demon to kidnap you or something
-But for some reason, your confidence seemed to intimidate a few of the weaker ones into leaving you alone
-Obviously, that didn’t mean you were completely safe or anything
-There were still others that could effortlessly overpower you
-Even so, Satan found it sort of reassuring that unlike some humans, you weren’t one to back down without a confrontation
-Don’t get me started on all those times you rebelled against Lucifer, because that’s what truly got him to get to know you better
-He found you pretty interesting and then that interest sort of evolved into actual fondness
-Another thing that caught his eye was that even though you have very strong feelings about justice and fairness, you are completely level headed most of the time
-And patience, while it’s something he can manage, is the one that he has been trying to control for centuries
-He learned a lot from you about behaviour, whether you intentionally taught it to him or not
-And if there is one thing Satan thinks highly of; it would be knowledge
-Therefore, from that point onward, your existence was so much more precious to him than your soul could ever be
Asmo:
-What can I say about our sweet Asmo?
-You could have the personality of a trashcan and he’d still love you
-You were so polite and honourable from the beginning to the point you managed to get the attention of the Avata of Lust himself????
-He thought you were pretty hot basically
-hoWEVER
-Your righteousness always sort of nagged him because he low-key believed Diavolo snuck in another angel into the program, I-
-And for some reason, your loyalty to everyone in general ticked him off immensely at the beginning
-Mainly because he recognised that’s one of the traits he lacks entirely and he came to the conclusion that he needs to revaluate himself on that one
-He is so desperate for your attention, he will tattle on his brothers just to get you to yell at them and then comfort him
-“MCCCCC, MAMMON STOLE MY NEWEST MAKE UP KIT AND IS ABOUT TO SELL IT ON AKUZON!”
-he is so petty istg
-Your nobility still catches him off guard every now and then
-Because you’ve been living with demons for so long and yet you’re still, theoretically speaking, pure?? get your head out of the gutter people
-He probably applauds you on the fact that you can even scare Lucifer on some occasions because imagine having a scarier death glare than the eldest prince of hell
-Asmo will personally buy you clothes that he thinks suit your “aesthetic” (wtf Asmo)
-Might’ve bought you a sword and then got shouted at by Lucifer because oops turns out it was cursed
-Again, supportive mom vibes
-“MC, do you know how stunning you look strutting around with that confidence of yours? Don’t get me started on your posTURE!”
-You pulled a chair for him once and he practically swooned lmao
Beel:
-He figures you’re really nice from the start
-Mostly because you kept running errands and opening doors for him even though he let it slip that he might lose control and eat you
-Like most brothers, he finds you comforting in a way
-Beel appreciates your honesty to him too because he can count on you to tell him when he’s doing something wrong
-And he sort of needs the validation that even though he blames himself for a lot of things that took place in the past, his brothers and you are more than ready to forgive him (even if they didn’t blame him to begin with)
-Rather than respect, Beel puts a lot of trust into you, which I would believe to be more intimate
-If it’s just the two of you hanging out, he has an easier time opening up about Lilith because he knows you would never judge him and respect his feelings enough to let him get it out of his system
-You always share your food with him and give him a bigger portion and he goes so soft-
-Like who allowed you to be this generous?
-Tbh, he thinks it’s sort of refreshing having someone like you around
-Beel has been surrounded by demons for millenniums now and he’s gotten used to their...uh ‘evilness’
-Ever since you got dropped off in DevilDom, you really stood out with your nobility and morals
-It was like a breath of fresh air in a way
-He may or may not believe you’re a good influence on his siblings-if you can even influence demons of all things
-I’m not saying he invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism, but he definitely invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism
Belphie:
-“Out of all the humans they could’ve chosen, they picked the most annoying one, oH MY FUCKING GO-I MEAN DAD-“
-You go up to the attic that one night after tricking Lucifer into vibing to some classical TSL tunes
-He spotted you and was immediately irritated
-Like, he KNEW you were going to be a pain in the ass just by judging your posture and how you carried yourself (very knightly)
-At the start, he’s even hesitant to lie to you because he had a suspicion you wouldn’t buy his bs
-(Spoiler alert: you didn’t but you went with it either way)
-It takes a while for you to forgive him when he literally fucking kills you because that was rude af but you got over it in time
-AFTER of the whole ‘Sorry-for-choking-you-can-we-be-friends-now’ incident, you still get on his nerves a lot but at this point, he believes that’s his punishment for being a murderous dickhead
-You don’t really piss him off tho, you just confuse him a lot
-Why are you so polite? You keep pulling chairs and opening doors for him??? Why are you treating him like royalty?? Stop it, he doesn’t want to be like Lord Diavolo (he def likes it when you do that)
-Pls stop dragging the poor man to breakfast, he just wants to sleep in-
-He doesn’t understand how you’re always one time for everything
-My dude tries to wake up 20 minutes early to get somewhere in time and he is still 2 hours late
-sTOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR IDEALS ONTO HIM, HE’S A LITTLE SHIT WHO ENJOYS WATCHING PEOPLE SUFFER
-All the same, you’re a very forgiving person so he’s just grateful you don’t hate him or anything
-And in the end, it doesn’t really matter how much your chivalry and righteousness and all of that pisses him off every now and then
-Because he can’t deny the fact that you brought him and his brothers the peace they needed
-And he so loves it when you and Lucifer go head to head mhmm
Diavolo:
-This big tittied man right here takes a liking to you immediately
-A couple of days in DevilDom and he’s already inviting you for tea at his castle
-You managed to befriend the prince of hell faster than the demons you live with, huh
-He’s lonely ok? He loves having people over and having cozy chitchats
-Not to mention he thinks you’re such pleasant company!
-Most demons would be afraid to even say anything in his presence but you always speak your mind while continuing to be respectful and he’s so happy, you don’t understand-
-Only demons in close relations to Diavolo like Babrbatos and Lucifer actually know how much it takes for someone to anger him
-He doesn’t take offence to much lol
-And he’s really content that you acknowledged that
-He sometimes visits you in his spare time just to talk and hang out since Lucifer is a big meanie who doesn’t want to indulge him and Barbatos is busy making him dinner >:(
-SPEAKING OF- if you and Barbatos don’t bond then i don’t know what to tell you
-I mean, you would both have so many things in common (strong sense of loyalty, honesty, just in a way etc.)
-You’re his favourite guest to have over at the palace, sorry Luci you’ve been replaced
-He genuinely finds you interesting as well so please tell him stories from the human realm!! He’s dying to learn more!
-Diavolo notices you demeanour sort of gives off warrior vibes so-
-He really considered making you into a knight bc it’s Diavolo-what he says; goes
-“I know they’re human but they’ll be fine. Look how tough they are! They managed to survive a year with you and your brothers didn’t they?”
-“My Lord, that doesn’t amount to anything, please don’t get our human killed-“
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babysitter!jungwon
pairing: babysitter!jungwon x reader
genre: fluff
description: your mom hired a babysitter for your little sister since you were out with friends often and she worked most of the week... but once you meet the babysitter you have second thoughts about going out with your friends
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“the babysitter is almost here y/n! greet him before you leave!” your mom yelled at you while she put on her shoes to go run some errands
“but mommmm!” you whined
“i have to leave now! my friends have been waiting for like 20 minutes!” you frustratedly said back
you had planned to go bowling with your friends after school BUT your mom said you had to let in the babysitter first
obviously you were annoyed like the teenager you are
your 6 year old sister wooyeon was sat on the couch watching some cartoon on the tv
“im leaving sweetie, you better stay put before he gets here or youre grounded.” she didnt even let you respond before she was out the door in a flash
you huffed and sat next to wooyeon
“is my babysitter here yet?” she looked up at with you big eyes
“i dont even know when hes getting here” you pouted and began to text your friends to let them know you were gonna be late
y/n: gona be late guys🙄 mom made me wait for the babysitter so i cant leave until hes here
riki: we dont care
y/n: stfu asshole
jinah: awww man can we start without u 😓
sunoo: LMAO JINAH
sunoo: jinah is so funny bc we already started without u y/n
y/n: I HATE U ALL SO MUCH
jinah: BYE
riki: y/n can u bring gummy bears plz
y/n: fine
y/n: ill be there in like 40 mins idk when this guy is getting here
y/n: hello
y/n: where did u guys go
y/n: you all burn in hell
you laughed and rolled your eyes at your stupid friends
god it feels like its been FOREVER when is this guy getting here
idk what happened but it seems like god answered your prayers
*knock knock knock*
FINALLYYY
you jumped up and ran to the door while wooyeon curiously peered over the couch
swinging the door open you were about to start spewing stuff like “so theres wooyeon and theres a note of all the stuff you need to know so ive gotta go now bye”
BUT..............
lord have mercy
what did you do in your past life to deserve such a beautiful human being arrive at your doorstep
“oh um hi... are you wooyeons babysitter?” you shyly asked
YOU COULD BARELY LOOK HIM IN THE EYE
“ah yes, im jungwon! nice to meet you” he smiled
HIS DIMPLES OH MY GOD
wooyeon popped up next to you
“hi! im wooyeon, are you my babysitter? you’re cute, i like your face!”
i
“oh my god im so sorry” you embarrassingly put your hands on wooyeons shoulders and tried to lead her back to the couch
jungwon laughed “its fine haha” he followed in after you and shut the door behind him
wooyeon sat back on the couch, waiting for you to leave so she could talk to jungwon herself
“so um.. i’ve got go now. theres notes on the counter by the way. how long are you gonna be babysitting wooyeon?” you were standing next to the front door now as he was facing you from next to the couch
“oh your mom hired me on the weekdays for the rest of this month. from 4 to 8” he said
“wow thats a long time.. well thank you by the way, ill see you later i guess”
he grinned and waved bye to you with wooyeon
and then you just walked out of the door
but you really really didnt want to
your mom did not tell you she hired the Cutest Babysitter Ever wtf!!!!!
when you finally got to the bowling alley you wouldnt shut up about jungwon so they just started to ignore you
you were out with them until 7 so now you were on the way home
and hopefully your mom didnt come back early so jungwon could still be there
AND HE WAS <33
your keys rattle in the lock and you open the door almost excitedly
you peeked your head through the door to see jungwon and wooyeon at the kitchen counter making what seemed to be cookies
“hey you two” you grinned at them
“hi y/n! how are you? sorry i couldnt open the door for you, im kind of occupied here” jungwon giggled and you saw his hands covered in greasy cookie dough
“y/n we’re making cookies!” wooyeon exclaimed
“i can see that, they smell yummy” you started to walk over to them
“im doing great” you smiled at him AGAIN.. “oh and its okay, i can see you’re very busy being a baker here” you laughed
you and jungwon would just make small talk here and there while wooyeon was in her own world playing with the cookie dough
he was so nice it made your heart hurt
it turned 8pm quicker than you thought sadly
“jungwonie!” your sister fake cried “i dont want you to go”
she was literally stuck on his leg refusing to let him go
“ahh wooyeon dont worry! go to sleep now and ill be back tomorrow!” he bent down to pat her head
“wooyeon.. if you dont go to your bed now then jungwon wont come back tomorrow!” you tried to scare her
it definitely worked because there was sheer horror on her face and she ran towards her bedroom
you and jungwon laughed at the sight
he had his stuff gathered in his hand and stopped at the door
“wooyeon is really sweet, im glad shes not a scary child like the other ones ive babysat”
“really?” you gasped “shes a demon to me”
he chuckled at that
his laugh is so cute Omg
“well ill get going now..” he opened the door
“okay.. bye! thank you jungwon, ill see you tomorrow” he gave you a small wave before walking out the door to his car
you dreamily sighed
would it be so bad if you ditched your friends from now on to stay with jungwon and wooyeon
but if you just stayed home with them wouldnt that eliminate the need for a babysitter
its a lose-lose situation 😞
maybe you would go out with them but then come back really early so you could spend more time with him
yes thats it!
#enhypen imagines#enhypen#enhypen scenarios#jungwon#jungwon imagines#enhypen x reader#enhypen reactions#kpop#enhypen gifs#jungwon x reader#enhypen imagine#enhypen drabbles#enhypen blurbs#jungwon fluff#enhypen fluff#enhypen scenario#enhypen fic#yang jungwon
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hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .
if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation
Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh
this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.
Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries
i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho
speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible
tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist.
Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏
how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???
'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right??
about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.
you are the only funny person on this hellsite
how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.
Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)
check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)
dick grayson but he's nicki minaj
his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless......
Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol
you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.
Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery
ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.
i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD
THANK YOU
bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.
people tend to do it in the bathtub.
WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns
i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think
lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.
if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk
i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.
saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3
literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.
I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.
fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)
It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece
OH my god dude lmao
there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more
it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :(((( )
i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)
shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.
Wait, hear me out
Bernothy @redlightofdawn
great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname
Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?
Wait no, I regret sending that ask
these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.
crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-
WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY
Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol
she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.
Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god
lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.
Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like
send to me or lose a toe
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thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.
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This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.
Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow
fanksss also lmao.
That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but
There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?
oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.
"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure
yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.
I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!
haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.
Doot doot!
noot noot
I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me
lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.
sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"
lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing
(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”
yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.
so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side
i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’
ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.
wow. the IMPACT.
Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝
this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.
Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.
May I ask where your username originates from?
yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.
yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim
no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho)
How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited
fenomenal next question.
Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that
(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)
i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts
You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel
you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.
Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main
he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.
Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.
lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy
stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
oh yes it is my darling.
did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily
no he did it bc fuck the french.
im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist
okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.
your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue
i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.
suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩
sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.
Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit
yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW
Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics
clark reads smut confirmeeed
NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector
that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.
One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy
literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.
superfam and batfam associations??
-batman and superman
-dick/barabara and supergirl?
-conner and tim
-jon and damian
pls enlighten me I am confused
nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl
I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)
sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.
good human what are your pronouns?
wouldn’t you like to know?
I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes
everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont
don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily
dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants
Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.
damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo
Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨
stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!
All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet
batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.
I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this
vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.
seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go
emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet
People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.
dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME
dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet
all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise
bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves
thoughts on teen titans and young justice
haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!
ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them
log off tumblr?
Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc
huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.
I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something
fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.
lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh
unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right
why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf
idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)
There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.
all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you
is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa
no. find her as owa owa as you want.
aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:
1. tim
2. Steph
3. dick
4. Duke
5. the rest
you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED
oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs
i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.
dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.
super random but
jason 🤝 damian
old english
lmao fair enough.
tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.
yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who���s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.
I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.
i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.
so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?
no. dunkin donuts all the way
One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker
now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao
my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context
bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.
crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown
SO CRAZY HUH?
batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink
absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.
unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator
dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.
When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution
bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.
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Valdangelo Headcannons #1
Leo and Nico are both introverts but Nico loves affection
Leo made Nico tiramisu once and he swallowed it faster than Percy could ever
Leo couldn't look him in the eyes for a week or he got so flustered
Nico is lawyer bf
and a demon at monopoly; him playing w/ Annie is the worst.
gamers! both like monster (specifically mango loco) but Nico also loves tropical redbull
Nico teaches Leo and hazel how to play so they can battle 2v2
Nico wipes the floor and Leo is just glad he understands half the rules
Nico and Leo wear heels.
and they're good at it too.
Confident Nico>>>>>>
Leo has a fucking heart attack when Nico pins him to a wall
Leo makes Nico laugh with his jokes and shitty pickup lines
but when Uses shitty pickup lines on him he steals them, after he stops looking like a tomato
Nico does Cosplay and they cosplay together and its so fucking rad
making out while baking/cooking? more likely than u think
Leo tells Nico he looks cute one day b4 they started dating and Nico is like: Is this friendly affection
Caffeine addicts rise up
but Nico hates coffee and honestly same
teas n energy drinks>>>
Leo is a fucking swine who mixes all his foods and Nico nearly vomits bc he wont let his food even touch goddamit
Piper and Hazel being wingman while Percy and Jason are the matchmakers
p r a n k s
like so goddam many
they are unstoppable and they pin it on the Stolls
or Leo gets caught
Nico n e v e r does bc like? scary emo kid? prankster? nah, NAh,
he sticks his tongue out at leo anytime leo gets caught
bisexual leo or gay leo? leo doesn't even know!
all he knows is that nicos hot and has a cute butt & personality
nico is a theater gay
he sings every musical
his favorites are Heathers, Beetle juice, Legally blond, and the greatest showman
Leo has theater kid energy but probably works the tech stuff
he likes heathers, Chicago, legally blond, Grease, and dear evan Hansen the best
Hamilton is neither of their favorites yet they end up dueting it all the time
Art kid and Repair kid>>>>>>>>>>>>
Percy sees them kiss after dating (and kissing) for 6 months and wait yall are friends?
Hes slow but he means well, Nico sticks his tongue in leo's mouth after percy says that
he's like “O H , sorry im dumb”
“jackpot” “Valdez shush”
they talk abt their moms
angsty emo boys listen to greenday
and every other emo band
Leo calls Nico mammacita once
never again (Nico started crying)
why? It was commonplace used by his uncles and grandpa
Nico demands leo call him that more though
Leo is Hesitant but obliges
mexican or italian food restaurant arguments
leo steals nicos breadsticks even tho he has some
nico steals leo's nachos when he has his own
they're petty? yes but petty and in love!
and gay/ did i mention g a y
Demiboy leo rights
leos a fuckin lefty
Trans Nico rights mtf or ftm rights
nico may not be trans but he's also demiboy
demi boys calling each other they all day because nobody uses the they in he/they (speaking as a demigirl)
If nico IS trans tho hades 100% uses magic to transition Nico bc yes good dad
laughing abt trauma and they're friends are like: NO
memes
“get ur hands off my bf”
“kick their ass baby i got cho flower”
imagine, just imagine nico fussing over leos hair because curly is the cutest
leo fusses over nicos when he's in a slump and brushes his hair
skincare is vital to both
Leo does engineering n shit but does it for like 16 hours straight much to everyone's dismay, but Nico who has (arguably) fresh eyes and make sure his physics is right
Nico loves physics fight me
but nico sleeps like 4 times a week for 3 hours or 3 days a week for 12 hours
Insomnia gang don’t rise up go to fuckin sleep
will keeps giving them melatonin and they always forget to take ti and will is going to fuckin murder them maybe then they'll sleep
u know that comic where they naruto kiss S P I D E R M A N K I S S I E S
nico hangs like a bat and leo is a memelord
nico also loves spider man
they def try to make spider man gear but annie smashes the shit out of it
dorks! comic!
omg comic book shop au nico owns it
soulmate au where u loose shit n it goes to ur soulmate
nico has NO clue what the hell to do with all this nails n hammers n shit
Leo builds stuff out of nicos lost mytho dupes
Leo doesnt know what to do with his underwear, or all the mcdonalds receipts and the crumpled up sketches and sketch books
anyway
aphrodite ships it as she SHOULD and hades n heppy do too
why did i cal hephaestus heppy ? idk maybe aphrodite calls him that
They both hate yoga with a passion
does nico have an obsession with spn or does he hate it sm that he watches it ?
its as ambiguous as leo's sexuality!
Leos like what if i'm straight
then nico walks in
No he's definitely not straight
who even heard of greeks being straight smh
Nico in miniskirts, aline, or any skirt makes leo go brrrrrrr
he wears leggings or tights under them though
Nico also wears leggins to bed
or the fluffy pants he steals from leo so leo doesn't have any pants
“IM FEELINGS DEVIOUS AND LOOKING GLAMORUS-”
band band band band band band band band band Nico can sing and leo plays drums
Nico and katie are friends and Nico has a green thumb so leo is surprised when nico has more houseplants than crowley (Good omens)
He has tons of hanging and not hanging terrariums
Leo tries not to set them on fire
After Leo and Nico start hanging out more Nico bribes Lou Ellen to make his plants fire proof
they are now
Nico knows how to fire a gun and he's good at it
Pirate Nico!!
Leo and Hades get along well
So does Nico and heppy
the parents get along too but they diss heras bad mothering
Nico gets de aged and leo is ???? but he's so CUTE AND TINY
Leo babysits him for a week in the bunker and nobody even knows until Percy and Will goes in there looking for him
Nico and Clarisse sparing? Sweaty bf? Leo loves it and chris and leo are just staring and say “yes”
Nico has freckles and leo kisses each one
Leo has these really dark freckles spread across his body but they aren't as frequent as freckles?? y'all know what i mean? ne way nico kisses them
Leo uses Yall.
It rubs off on nico
jason is a die hard anti y’all
they annoy the shit out of him
Cuddles
nico and leo having bakeoffs
Nico asking piper for advice but editing it so its not super obvious its leo
She figures it out and tells leo like any good bff
nico promptly leaves camp when leo busts in asking if he has a crush on him
hades laughs but understands
leo sulks back to piper and percy is there and Percy got no chill
so he goes down there
Hades ain't too happy w that but Nico just gets so embarrassed and goes back with him
Hephaestus and aphro watching this go down like a romcom
I'm getting tired so im going to stop here anyway stan valdangelo for clear skin
#valdangelo#ghostfire#Leico#leo x nico#nico x leo#headcannons#valdangelo headcannons#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#jason grace#nico di angelo#leo valdez#heros of olympus#pjohoo#piper mclean#hazel levesque#stan for clear skin#gay#theese bitches gay
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On the Border of Blinking | update 2
more poems ! yay :)
Writing poetry is so comparatively stress free than my other projects right now - so I can confirm that this anthology continues to be a joy to write! I am absolutely loving how it is coming along and it feels more naturalistic than my previous collection. There are hints of weirdness here and there because I’m Weird, nice to meet you - but overall it feels a lot more grounded and I love it! I think I hid, to a certain extent, my personal experiences behind a lot of nonsensical images previously so this feels more honest, a bit more scary... and also braver :)) [Having said that, nothing against my old poems I still really love some of them but I was definitely still finding my footing and experimenting so some were pretty messy. and that’s okay !! without the mess, the ‘mistakes’, etc, i wouldn’t have gotten to this current collection :) ].
One thing I'm noticing is that for an anthology i wanted to be about living presently, moment to moment, blink to blink — it's incredibly ?? nostalgic ? :")
it's definitely becoming a trend that i cannot stick to the concept i commit to but i'm honestly not too concerned about it at this point. I'm very proud of how it's shaping up to be and so glad that I'm still able to write poetry while my unfinished short stories and novel collect dust. [will get around to them ... am just ... so tired ......]
cw: abuse (only for the first one and not in depth)
the poems;
witness, weary
I wrote this the morning after a particularly ... heated night in my family and it explores the fatigue of living in an environment that can be violent at times, where you are gaslit, terrified and caught in the midst of it all, feeling trapped. It explores, in a paradoxically ~quiet~ (muted maybe ?? i am a writer but can't words) tone, the denial that follows afterward. How it is played down if you have the courage to bring it up again, or more realistically, ignored entirely and left un-talked about. How it hurts less if you pretend it didn't happen. It is gentle to mirror a house becoming still after its storm and people occupying less space when they are hurting, so as not to cause a bigger scene.
these are the moments i held my breath
this one is relatively self explanatory ! the most memorable moments I have held my breath in my life lmao :”) and then i cheated and added another in where I probably should have been holding my breath but was young and stupid and panicking and Did Not.
infinite
i love this poem so, so much. It is honestly just a bunch of "maybes" that developed into something that just indescribably ✨aches✨ whenever i revisit it. I doubt anyone would feel that same ache, but it's cathartic for me at least. I don't think I had a plan going into this, it just spiralled out of me and then with editing it has become a new fav of the anthology. The lines all rely on each other, so above is the first line :) ^
I sat in the park and imagined
So this poem is about standing on the moon and imagining, clearly. :D
lol
i was sitting. in a park. imagining: hey what if a bomb exploded right now? and then started to write a poem about that situation. I kind of like it! It is unlike anything I've written before, and I'm learning to accept that kind of scenario as a positive. It was more comedic than i thought it would be, but then again my humour is often incredibly unfunny to everyone but myself and close friends so idK man. it's an amusing read to me. :")
unholdable
an incredibly short poem ! for me anyway ! I never thought I'd be able to write a poem under 500 words in the last anthology. (there were some big bois). then when writing this collection I was like huh ok my poems are pretty varied yay, and then b o o m this one was a mere 97 words and the lowest until then that i had written was 233. I think it's a good sign - I'm becoming a more economical writer and saying what I crucially want to say without diluting the meaning. also, it shows I'm experimenting more with structure and form and im ✨always✨ down for that.
measurements
human insignificance through the lens of blue whale facts !! no I'm not kidding :) yes that is genuinely this poem :)) pls end me :D <3
i jest, yet unironically love this concept even if im not ✨fully✨ comfortable with the execution yet. It's almost there it just needs some final tweaking I think.
snatched
a haiku about a deer eating grass in a graveyard in the snow :) cus that's a thing i witnessed and it was eerily beautiful :) and haiku's are a beautiful form :)
conclusion;
it's going ! good ! I could share lines this time because i am not yet submitting these poems. i plan to with some but again, I've only recently written them so haven't gotten around to it yet :"D not looking forward to it ahah submitting is painful and takes me way longer than it should.
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AJAJHSHAB YOU NEVER FAIL TO IMPRESS🤩🤩I really am stuck in my head and most of the time it’s not even on purpose, i’m literally just zoned out not thinking about anything - it’s such a bad habit oml I can’t tell you how many times I got yelled at about it
Hehe I have an Aqua rising so that aloof part is even more noticeable! Having pisces placements is really a blessing and curse for me. Seeing the good in everyone really got me messed up even when I see red flags...bc I feel like even deserves a second chance😀
Neptune is my dominant planet so I’m not surprised it plays a big role in my chart😂Pay attention to the 12th...my neptune is in the 12th- is that important? It also conjuncts my asc so i’m sure it directly affects my appearance as well, actually all my dominant planets are in my first house and conjuncts my asc which I’m sure also affects my appearance (?) Ah it’s so exciting to talk about this since I’m beginning to get deeper into astrology and I somewhat know l what i’m talking about!!!😂🥰 You make the experience even more fun bc the info you give out is easy to understand:)
Btw I absolutely adore art! It’s one of my favorite subjects and I love making new things, it’s like I always need to do something with my hands.
Huh ...this is the second time I’ve heard someone say there’s a possibility for me being a psychic considering how much in tune I am with things , I was also actually just talking about this with my friend the other day! I’m not sure how I feel about it but since I’ve been trying to use my intuition more I might just try it:)
I’ve always been complimented for my eyes, it’s one of my favorite traits🥰Oh god how did you know!? It’s literally so hard for me to not smile without my eyes!!Hey leave me and my round head out of this LMAO🤚🏼
My dressing style is...interesting to say the least. I’m constantly changing my aesthetic, I can’t stay with one thing:’) Ooooh mysterious vibes~ Ik the 10th house may also play a part in how we are viewed to the public and I have a scorpio mc with pluto in the 10th. Eh idk if that really does anything tho. NOOO NOT THE HEIGHT! I’m more on the average side but i’m the oldest of my siblings yet i’m the shortest💀
Funny you mention that- Luicd dreaming is something I got interested in but for some reason I forgot about it, I’m gonna look into it again!👀
Bby I really am shy but tbh I feel like once I’m comfortable i’m definitely extroverted- Hmm I guess you can call me an extroverted introvert AJSKHSB anyways sorry i keep getting off track oml. I feel that sometimes my 1st house stellium can wash out my reserved personality and that neptune dominance. YYESSS I LOVE STYLING!!!😌 ITS LIKE MY STYLE IS ALWAYS DIFFERENT BUT YOU CAN GET AN IDEA OF WHAT I LIKE. AWHWHJMSKS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOUR WORK IS BEAUTIFUL! MUAH MUAH MUAH I HOPE MY FEEDBACK WAS INFORMATIONAL ON SOME THINGS FOR YOU! TAKE CARE AND CONTINUE TO SPREAD YOUR JOY YOU BIG BUNDLE OF SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS🌈✨
AWWW IM GLAD IT RESONATED AND GIRL I HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS BECAUSE THOSE ARE SOME BEAUTIFUL PLACEMENTS
Oml you must look soo gorgeous btw! So first you said you keep changing your aesthetics and stuff? GIRL YOUR RISING IS AQUARIUS IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AHH
plus Neptune is conjunct your AC and in 12th? You must look so ethereal and not even know it oml
Neptune conjunct AC is seen in a lot of models charts btw 🥳 my mom who has Neptune in the 1st was scouted for modelling when she was younger so I know first hand experience! Neptune conjunct ascendant is definitely in their head often. You could daydream a lot or if you have dreams they could be vivid AF and if you do get into lucid dreaming or astral projection I feel like you could do wonders oml. Astral projection I've heard for some people can be scary and you need to be careful and protect yourself, personally for me I've gotten used to it some more but still working on it!
I love your placements so much!! Thank you for taking the time to share everything, I enjoyed reading it!
Have a beautiful day and I'm glad it resonated!! 🥳🥺🌈🍭
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ok so since tma is over i can finally say everything abt all seasons so here are my opinions abt the tma seasons ig
basically i love angst
its also 3am so do with that what you want
best statememts: season 1
s1 has the scariest statements, especially since the first time u listen to it u dont have any info on wtf is going on yet. once the Lore comes in everything starts to make sense and i love that but it Does make it less scary for me
and i mean. the anatomy class?? jane prentiss' statememt?? lost johns' cave??? those are some A+ statements
could also be in part bc in later seasons i paid attention to the meta story wayyy more (since theres just more of it) and the statements just kind of became a background thing for me later on
some statements in s5 are also REALLY good though, especially the spiral doctor david, the plague village, the meat garden and the one with gertrude and gerry
best meta story: season 3
this is sooo hard
i love all of their meta stories too much to decide completely
but i had to choose 😔
i just love how in s3 you start to piece things together and jon is getting superpowers and hhhh its just so fucking good
theres just. some real connections between the statements and jon meets avatars and elias' bullshit gets a Little bit revealed and then u get gerry's info and you THINK you have it all together but you really DONT
theres more i could say but it all ties into the other categories so ill put it there instead
best character interaction: season 3/5
this is a full tie i canNot choose that
both of them have rly nice interactions with The Team but ALSO v nice interactions with avatars, which the rest of the seasons dont have that much
for the Team, they never Really do full teamwork ever but i think in s3 they got the closest to it, especially after the elias confrontation with everyone. especially the parts with tim and jon but also everything about melanie's & daisy's interactions with jon is just. chefs kiss.
and in s5 obviously jon & martin interact with everyone on The Team thats still alive (which it Should since its the last season tbh) and its just so nice that after s4 they were all talking and being rational abt things. love that.
and with the avatars, s3 is i think the first to introduce them as more than Those Weird Evil/Monster people since jon is becoming literally one of them. and theres sooo many cool interactions, i mean jude, mike crew, nikola, michael, daisy again, etc etc its just so fucking cool
and again same goes for s5, they interact with avatars and talk to them like theyre extremely fucked up people but still people and its soo cool. in the earlier parts of the season its also cool to see jon literally distance himself from the avatars again by killing them (only to fail by becoming to pupil oof).
i think with that i might rank s3 a bit higher than s5 actually, just because i loooove the angst of jon talking to these people he thought were monsters before thinking hes becoming like them. im SO here for the angst lmao
best jonmartin: season four
yess s5 had the most Actual canon jonmartin and it has them working through problems together and being in love but like. im always a slut for mutual pining and angst
i literally stop reading fanfics once the characters get together sometimes lmao
i also love the jonmartin in s5 but u know. Pining.
there was also some in s3 & before but yea jon had other things to do so it was less Big
best angst: season fourrrrrr
i knowwwww martin Literally kills jon in s5 and yes it did make me cry. BUT.
one of my ABSOLUTE favourite tropes in any media whatsoever is betrayal. any kind of it (except cheating that just sucks). i love it when characters go evil. i love it when they do sth fucked up they shouldnt have. and i ESPECIALLY love the way other characters react to it
i mean theres a reason why hannibal is one of my favourite shows (& why 6x20 is my favourite spn episode but shh)
and s4 has soooo much of that.
i dont rly get the story of s4 tbh its mostly just dealing w the end of s3 for me and thats not doing much for me tbh idk
and i feel so bad for jon because he was literally manipulated into everything but FUCK all those scenes where he has to confront What hes become, and especially the episode with the statement from the woman he met irl and took a statement from.
it hurts but its SO good
im very very glad all that was resolved and apologized for and everything, that actually kind of makes the actual season even better for me since i know its temporary but its still ANGST
best lore: season 3/5
another tie 😔 cant decide between worldbuilding lore and monster lore
s3 definitely has the most worldbuilding lore with all the avatars and rituals and all that. i mean gerry literally gives so much lore in his episode i cant ignore that
its just so nice after so many episodes to FINALLY get some actual information
but also s5 has lore on the actual fears behind the stuff that got explained in s3 so thats ALSO a thing.
i just. cannot decide lmao
FINAL RANKING
season 3. best meta story, best lore & best character interaction. just. yea this one is my favourite
season 4. best angst & best jonmartin. i can barely remember the meta story for that season, i dont think there was rly one outside of dealing w the end of s3? but the angst & jonmartin easily make up for that
season 5. best lore & characters + one of best statement seasons. i didnt add that category but also immaculate vibes. its lowkey tied with s4 too but Monster!Jon is just too good not to rank it in 2nd place
season 1. best statements and also immaculate vibes. this is 100% the scariest season and i rly like that abt it. it doesnt have much of a story yet which makes sense (no lighter for automatic tapes yet 😔) and theres less characters which means i cant put it much higher but when it Does happen its Great
season 2. its definitely good and the supplementals are hilarious but its not on the same level for me as the other seasons. maybe thats just me but i also feel like s2 should have introed jon becoming an avatar more since i already got spoiled but jon asking leitner if hes "one of them" still lowkey came out of the blue for me. plus his character changed so much to the beginning of s3 i was legit shocked to find out in ep 81 that jon was younger than 50 lmao. it IS still a v good season though!!!
#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#jonmartin#its literally 3am iveb#*been typing nonestop for 40 minutes#oof
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Testing the Waters (pt. 2)
Summary: youve finally graduated high school and now youre moving on to college. youve decided to go to sendai university. its summer and youve become curious about checking out the dating pool in miyagi, so you download a dating app. you figure you might as well have fun before delving too deep into your studies
Part: [part two] out of ???
Pairings: nishinoya x reader / kuroo x reader / oikawa x reader / kiyoko x reader
A/N: theres tons of ships here, just me living out my hoe phase lmao please dont judge me. let me know what yall think
Genre: fluff, smut, crack
Warnings: flirting, college shinanigans
It’s been three days since the last time you saw Yuu. Gosh, even saying his name to yourself gave you goosebumps. You two have been texting non stop and honestly, it felt so refreshing. You were a pretty bad texter but he knew how to keep the conversation going.
One of his favorite things to do was play 21 questions with you. He wasn’t like those fuckboys who would use this opportunity to ask you if you were a virgin or what your favorite position was. Yuu was different. He came up with the craziest scenarios and judged you on the way you answered. One time he asked you how you would escape a 300 lb lion that just broke out of the zoo you were visiting. You honestly had no idea how to respond but eventually you replied,
“I’d make sure to run with a crowd and ‘accidentally’ trip a slow runner so that the lion could get distracted and probably (most likely) attack them. This would buy me some time to get the hell out there.”
This response caught Noya off guard but he loved the way you thought. You continued to come up with barbaric schemes to survive all the scenarios he would throw at you. He kept you guessing and that was what you liked so much about him. He was wild and so were you.
You were getting a little impatient over your next date so you took a deep breath and eventually asked him.
Y/N: Heeey, Yuu. I was wondering when you’d like to go out again. I’d really like to go out with you again.
Nishinoya Yuu: hey cutie! I’ve been wanting to see you again but I haven’t had any days off from work lately.. (; ・`д・´) IM DYING!! I just wanna see yoouuuuu
Y: Aw man.. :( That sucks. When do you think you’ll get your next day off?
N: idk tbh but hopefully it’s soon!!
Y: no worries, just let me know.
N: will do!!
Well, that was that. Now you wondered what you should do to pass the time. You were bored again and needed something to do. “Oh wait. I should check the app. I haven’t checked since I messaged Yuu on there. Maybe I have more matches.”
You opened up the app and you had 10 notifications. You had gotten some likes on the selfie you posted and several people viewed your profile. You checked who looked at your profile, and it was mostly ugly, older, men. “Gross,” you thought to yourself. Besides this, you noticed some new messages.
You opened up the first message.
“Hey sexy! Wanna come see me play? Click my link https://…..”
“Damn bots. So annoying.” You deleted the message. Next message:
“DTF?”
“I mean like yeah, but you could’ve been less forward in your message. What a turn off..” You had one last notification left. Maybe it wouldn’t be a let down.
“Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.”
To be honest, this pick up line did make you giggle a little. You checked out the profile of the mysterious stranger who sent it and you were surprised that it was a bulked up biker. And damn, was he hot as hell.
His hair stood up in an organized, weird bed head kind of way. It made him look like a rooster. Rather than smile in his photos, he smirked. And his eyes looked like he could undress you solely with his gaze. He looked like your typical bad boy, but that didn’t make sense. Why would he use a chemistry pick up line?
This made you become even more interested, so you replied back with another cheesy pick up line.
Y/N: I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Kuroo Tetsuro: Hey, kitten. I thought you’d never reply. You had me waiting.
Y: umm??? calling me kitten already?
K: What’s wrong? Are you flustered already? We haven’t even met up yet.
Y: woah there cowboy! hold your horses
K: I’m not a cowboy, but I’ll gladly have you ride me instead.
Y: skskskks i cant even-
K: Sorry. Too much?
Y: YES TOO MUCH
K: Alright. Let me start over. Ahh, a fellow chemist, I presume?
Y: yeaaah, kind of. I have a love/hate relationship with chemistry.
K: Is that so? Maybe I can help with that.
Y: oh really? how so?
K: I am a chemistry major after all. I go to Sendai. Do you go to school?
Y: uhhh i’m going to start there in the fall. I still haven’t decided what to major in, just yet.
K: Maybe you’ll end up being a chemistry major like me and I can give you private one on one lessons?
Y: I highly doubt that, but nice try.
K: Have you gotten a tour of the campus yet? Or are you waiting for freshman orientation?
Y: nah, I haven’t seen all of it yet.
K: Would you like to?
Y: um sure! When are you free for my private tour? (:
K: How about tomorrow in the morning? Maybe around 9am? I can pick you up too if you’d like.
Y: Sounds good and no thanks. I’m not riding on that motorcycle! Looks scary :(
K: Don’t worry, kitten. I’ll drive safely and make sure nothing happens to you.
Y: there you go again.
K: Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. No, but really. I don’t mind picking you up. Have you ever been on a motorcycle before?
Y: nope
K: Then, let’s change that. Send me your address tomorrow morning. And get some rest.
Y: alrighty it’s a plan then!
K: No. It’s a date.
Y: sksksk omg
After that conversation, all you could think about was how the hell did you get into this mess? Motorcycles are dangerous, yet this rooster convinced you so easily to take a ride with him..
It was an understatement to say that you were nervous for tomorrow.
You set an alarm for 7 am the next day and went to bed.
Your alarm woke you up and you immediately remembered why you were awake so early. You rushed into the shower and once you were out, you spent 30 minutes deciding on what to wear. You opted for some black, ripped skinny jeans and a white v-neck t-shirt.
At 8am on the dot, your phone’s notification bell went off. It was Kuroo.
“What’s your address, baby?”
You sent him the details and continued getting ready. You put on some light makeup and brushed your hair. You checked the time, and it was already 8:55 am. Then, your phone went off again.
“I’m outside.”
Your heart almost beat out of your chest. You grabbed your purse and put on some chapstick. You know, just in case..
You locked up your apartment and walked down the stairs. You were greeted by the biggest shit eating grin on the sexiest man you’d ever seen. You never went for the bad boys but college is a time for experimenting.
“Hey, Y/N. You ready to ride? I brought an extra helmet for you.”
“Hi, Kuroo. And yeah, I guess,” your voice shook as you replied. You were really nervous but you tried to hide it.
“Don’t worry, baby. There’s nothing to be afraid of. I’ll keep you safe.”
His words made you melt and you had just met him. The way he cooed at you and looked your way made you blush. You felt your cheeks get hotter by the second.
“Alright. Hop on and hold on to my waist. Hold on tight or else you’re gonna fly away when I take off. Okay?”
“..okay..” you managed to mutter. You were shaking but you put on the helmet he gave you and lifted up your leg to sit on the metal machine. You slowly hugged Kuroo from behind and held on as tight as you could. Your head was smashed right up against his large, broad back.
“Ready?” he asked.
“..yeah,” you squeaked.
Before you finished saying this, he had taken off like the devil was chasing him. If this was his meaning of safe driving, you didn’t want to find out his meaning of reckless driving.
The ride to Sendai University only took about 5 minutes, when realistically it would take 20 minutes by bus. You arrived and Kuroo teased, “are you going to let go, kitty?”
You hadn’t realized you were still gripping onto him for dear life. You released him from your hold and your hands still tingled from the amount of force you applied to his shirt. “Sorry!”
“No worries. Hey, look! I brought you here alive. Aren’t you glad?” he cackled.
His laugh sounded like a dying hyena but it did sound a little cute at the same time. “Yeah. Thank goodness. Your driving is insane, dude.”
He showed you all over campus, from the administrative buildings to the gymnasium, to the fields. Sendai was a pretty big campus, and it made you glad that you had a personal guide to show you all the different buildings.
After your little tour was over, he asked, “wanna grab a bite to eat? I’ll be a gentleman and pay for you too.”
Of course, you couldn’t say no to food. Much less, FREE FOOD! You nodded and got ready to ride the devil’s machinery again.
He took you to a nearby sushi bar. “Order whatever you’d like, princess. Today, I want to spoil you rotten.”
You melted at his words and also at the variety of rolls on the menu. You didn’t ask him if he really meant that you could order anything. You just kind of went for it. You ordered everything from shrimp tempura, to octopus, to eel. Sushi was your favorite and being told that you could order everything was a dream come true.
“Damn, girl! I had no idea you had such a huge appetite! I didn’t know you’d take me seriously on my offer. You’re gonna run my pockets dry.”
You blushed and looked away. “Sorry, Kuroo. I really couldn’t help myself. I love sushi so much.”
“I’m just teasing you, baby. You deserve to be treated like this everyday.”
You had no idea how to respond so you just kept stuffing your face with sushi.
After you finally had your fill, it was time to go home. It was getting late. Kuroo took you home and you were definitely more relaxed this time on the bike.
“I hope you had a great time today, kitty. And I hope I met your standards.”
“Yes, I did! Thank you so much, Kuroo! This was honestly so much fun. Thanks for everything.”
“Of course. Nothing but the best for you. I just need one little favor from you, baby.”
“Oh? What is it?”
“Can I get a kiss from your soft lips? I know you want to. I saw the way you kept staring at me, today.”
“Oh.. uhh.. Y-yea-yeah. Sure, of course.. Yeah,” you stammered.
You looked at him with soft, shy eyes and before you knew it, he leaned in quickly and kissed you on the lips. Your eyes were wide open in surprise but as he deepened the kiss, your eyes slowly shut.
The kiss felt like electricity coursing through your body. You didn’t know what it was, but this man definitely already had you wrapped around his long, slender finger.
As soon as you realized his hold on you, he backed off, and left you wanting more. He was such a tease.
“I can’t just let you have everything today, kitten. I need you wanting more.”
You didn’t know what to respond so you looked down at the ground shyly.
“I’ll message you later, y/n. Don’t make me wait too long, again.”
You waved and muttered, “Thank you, Kuroo.”
He revved up his bike and was gone in seconds.
You remained in a daze as you walked back up to your apartment. Once you got inside, you plopped down on your couch and released a long sigh. “Who knew that college was going to be so exciting..”
[link to kuroo pic i found]
#liberolove writes#lblv.kuroo#kuroo#kuroo tetsuro#kuroo x reader#kuroo tetsuro x reader#hq#haikyu#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#smau#crau#smut#crack#hq imagine#hq imagines#haikyuu imagine#haikyuu imagines#kuroo imagine#kuroo scenario#nekoma#karasuno#sendai#sendai university
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AKVILE MY BELOVED HOW ARE YOU???
how was the interview??? Hope it went well!!! 🥺 im sending you good luck and vibes so that you get the best position possible! As you may remember I had my interview as well and things went good I think! I might be moving to London soon for 2 years :0
So sorry for appearing and disappearing all the time heh I was quite busy the past few months.
I'm kinda excited for MCC but also I don't know who to watch! I usually watch George most times but I kinda miss hearing dreams voice lol but I also wanna see georges pretty face .... ahhh idk!
Oh! And I was thinking to get some dream and George merch but I like subtle merch....something that doesn't scream that is (minecraft youtubers) merch ya know... but I got no clue what to get.
Anyways hope u had a lovely day and make sure to drink water and get plenty of rest cutie 🥺💕
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hello my love!!! 💖💖💖 i am doing very good thank youuu! how about you? 😁❤️ i rambled sooooo much in this especially about job interviews lmaooo so putting it under read more 😂
my interview went really well thank you for asking :'D my first interview was brilliant and they invited me to the 2nd stage but apparently they all had a chat amongst themselves over the weekend and decided there's a different role i'd be more suited for as the one i originally applied for they thought i might get bored?? :') which is really exciting to me that they i guess kind of got a good idea of what kind of person i am, that i'm capable and exciting enough to take on a more interactive role and that they are genuinely considering taking me on!!
so i interviewed for the new role on wednesday, and the lady who interviewed me said the previous lady i was interviewed by spoke very highly of me :') so it was very nice to hear that, definitely raised my spirits and confidence, and by the end of this interview i was invited to the 2nd stage on the spot which was epic!! and 2nd stage is i believe the final one, i've been given a brief to do and i gotta create a presentation for them :)
they want to see my powerpoint skills, as well as creativity and critical thinking and i guess my confidence too - which i didn't have much of at all throughout my life but i feel like i gained a lot of it in the last few months so i'm really looking forward to it, i've been brainstorming a lot and gonna give my absolute 100% on this presentation! after wednesday i imagine i should hopefully have a pretty good idea about whether i'm getting the job or not so fingers crossed!!
i'm so glad that things went well for you!!! it sounds super super exciting, especially if you get to move to london omgggg you're gonna be in my ends!!! if you don't have an answer yet, then best of luck to youuuuu i hope it all goes well and you get the opportunity you deserve!! ❤️❤️❤️😁 i'm sure you absolutely smashed it!
interviewing can be so scary and daunting but honestly your biggest asset will always be your personality!! if you make them feel comfortable and keep them smiling, they won't worry as much about your experience and skill set if you don't think you have enough of it on paper, but it'll make them think 'oh i'd love to work with this person'. you know you're more than capable, you can learn and you can pick things up, and you'll make them believe that no problem, as long as the good mood is kept up during the interview!
one of the things i live by - and this is actually part of the company culture of my current workplace - is that people may forget what you said, people may forget what you did, but they’ll never forget how you made them feel! when an employer has to sit through 10 interviews per day, they won't remember which person had a better track record or achieved higher statistics, but they will definitely remember the person who made them feel the best! so that's the aim for sure :)
don't apologise at all, it's nice that you're keeping busy, i hope you're taking care of yourself 😁
and hope you enjoyed mcc too!!! i watched george's pov i always do :') but i went to watch dream's a few times as well! it was a wild mcc haha i loved it
and totally agree with you on subtle merch, it's the best!!! that's why i love the 25 mil hoodie so much from dream, it's such a cool design that's not in any way obvious it's got anything to do with a minecraft youtuber :'D not that i'm ashamed of liking dream or anything, but i've just never been much into fan merch stuff. even my most favourite bands and musicians, i either don't have their merch or i don't wear it out idk. but the 25 mil hoodie is super cute and can totally be worn out so once it gets a lil colder it's probably gonna be a nice lil staple piece for me for casual wear :'D
get plenty of rest and water too my love, stay safe and good luck, thank you for coming back and checking in as always 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 LOTS OF LOVE TO YOU 💖💖
#ask#🌰 anon#<33333#sorry i took so long to answer :')#just wanted to take my time and give you all my thoughtssss#it turned into an essay OOPS#and i have a terrible habit of offering advice when no one asks for it#sorry lmaooooo#but maybe someone will read it and find it useful who knowsss#have a good one <33333#long post
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okay! finally tma 174- The Great Beast
alright. i thought this was about the spiral maybe? idk i saw someone mention helen, thats the only spoiler i have. um... the episode description looks like the vast, so do the content warnings, though "distortion" is definitely a key word of the spiral so.
Marie. okay hello, whats up with her. there was an eclipse this weekend irl but it wasnt really visible unfortunately, but maybe thats good bc this unending eclipse? sucks.
yo thats the ritual of the vast that the spaceship crew was working on right? the uhhhhh Daedalus? i went to look it up but i remembered, and the statement giver's name was..... ah. Jan Kilbride, did have to look that up. wait was that the tirual for the dark? the dark sun? the Daedalus trip had the Lonely, the Vast, and the Dark all fucking around on it
is it marie or marine???
memory stuff, but this time connected to the vast. thats interesting. i have absolutely no idea what this means
this is kinda Dark oriented what with the giant shadow, but its definitely the Vast, clearly. the Vast was historically centered around space, the ocean, and the sky, so new angles are great
so is simon fairchild gonna make an appearance? where is jon? where is martin? clearly the most important things to be asking right now
Edward whats good my dude. oh that sucks im sorry. oh god. oh no. "the impossible colossus" thats a dope line. ....could be a band name. this guy losing limbs now? i think i missed something
claustrophobia? another element of a different entity? would the rock climbing also be the buried? i suppose its true that the Vast is uhhh unknowable and all encompassing so if it has other fears folded into it thats some interesting and spicy worldbuilding
ahhahah edward how are we. feeling mortal fear yet? i am! im writing this from an airplane thousands of feet in the sky! why'd i do that to myself! fuck! EDWARD NO he will be missed
the beast!!!!! its a fuckin mishmash of people okay. and when edward is cast out he is no longer part of the whole and is painfully an individual, tiny, insignificant.... oh hey he's fine actually! great. he's part of the giant beast again. "the great, suffering colossus" FUCK YEAH OKAY IM DOWN WITH THIS giant man made of smaller men
martiiiiiiiiiin
so those booms in the background are the footsteps of the colossus beast?
"okay so what counts as a day" "excellent question" *indignant martin noises* good
SIMON.??? HELLO! missed this shitty old man! i mean only like a little. oh hey has he never met jon? that's fantastic. also i like that he clearly just fell out of the sky next to them. hope he's okay physically? hopefully he's not a talking smear of blood? that would suck and also hey please leave martin alone- fuckin get his ass martin!!
martin being annoyed with jon for being a little too casual and almost borderline friendly to other avatars is great. i am obsessed with the conflict there, bc jon is like oh these people are like me, whereas martin sees them as Monsters and wants them all fuckin Eradicated, which uhhhhh is definitely a problem for these two's relationship. martin keeps trying to get jon to distance himself from his avatar-ness too
this scene is hilarious alfjjdjsls Kill Him. ...c-can he do that?? Yeah And He's Going To.
and jon let him go!!!!!!!! bc he seemed like a chill dude! martin you have to understand that maybe jon doesn HELEN
anyways. love avatars either struggling with being a monster and trying to stay human, or, more commonly, saying fuck it and going all in. hey martin? maybe committing murders makes jon feel like a Bad Person, a Monster if you will. but martin sees it as heroic bc he doesn't see them as people like jon does
aaaaand now we're talking about it! helen it is not boring!!!!!!!!! Let Jon Speak...... though...... i do have to agree with helen a bit. if jon goes full feral he'd be having a much better time
aw martin..... no jon you deserve the apology "he threatened to throw me off a rollercoaster" excellent. yeah it is scary if you think about it but yeah. that is funny as hell
glad we're still on board with killing elias. melanie and i have only been waiting for it since season TWO
#tma#the magnus archives#liveblog#jon sims#martin blackwood#helen richardson#simon fairchild#the vast#meta#eeeeeeheehee#tma spoilers
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🔵BLAUGRANETS🔴
7 OCTOBER 2020
Frenkie: Be safe guys. See you in 2 weeks!
Frenkie: And good luck with your teams!
Carlitos: That be safe is so crucial!
Riqui: the 2020 motto.
Frenkie: 😅 Well I meant while playing but yes. Definitely.
Carlitos: With how things are going, we need to be extra prepared.. Idk how long the adults will last.
Riqui: 🙄🙄🙄🙄
Riqui: 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Ansu: 💙❤😌 will do dads.
Dembz: See ya in 2 weeks!
Ansu: I cannot believe he did not say a word.
Sergiño: Who?
Ansu: If I say his name he'll appear.
Pedri: But you just asked about him
Ansu: But he doesn't know I did.
Pedri: Right... Okay then.
Ansu: My logic is flawless.
Pedri: Sure thing.
JC: You and logic have never met. Ever.
Francisco: 😂😂
Sergiño: Damn dude😅
Ansu: Who even is talking to you Jean-Clair
JC: ouh so serious
Francisco: How is Portugal treating you bro?
JC: So far so good bro! ❤💙
Pedri: Hopefully it continues.
11 OCTOBER 2020
Riqui: Why couldn't we play like this vs Sevilla!
Iñaki: Like?
Riqui: The ladies. They kicked Sevilla's ladies' butts! 6-0 dude! KILLERS!
Carlitos: They are great man they are great. They know what they are doing
Riqui: Clearly. Just like we do🙄
Carlitos: Don't start nanu
12 OCTOBER 2020
Dembz: Why is Gerard asking me what we are up to?!
Riqui: He is what?
Dembz: You read me...
Carlitos: Um..
Riqui: 🙊🙊🙊🙊
Riqui: What did you guys do!?
Dembz: I Absolutely did nothing whatsoever.
Riqui: @Carlitos what did YOU do?!
Carlitos: Hey.. What is with the agression?!
Riqui: Answer.
Carlitos: I did nothing!
Ansu: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Dembz: Geri asked me what we are up to.
Ansu: 🙊
Sergiño: idgi.. why is Gerard so scary?
Riqui: Geri my guy.. just call him Geri.
Riqui: Rizos what did you do?! I cannot leave you for 5 minutes alone!?
Ronald: Luis says Hi!
Pedri: How is he?
Ronald: He is okay I guess.. He told me to look after Leo.
Ansu: 😭
Pedri: That 😭ouch
Francisco: Awwhh
Ronald: He also told me to pull a prank on Geri for him.
Ronald: Clearly I told him no I value my life
JC: 😂😂
Ronald: Sup bro!
JC: Getting to know the city and the teammates
Carlitos: Say hi to Grimaldo for me
JC: Will do.
JC: So why does Geri want to kill you @Carlitos
Carlitos: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!
JC: I just thought, since you have been spending so much time with him and all..
Carlitos: Don't think. Never. Never a good thing
JC: Gtfo.. I have great ideas
Carlitos: Sure Jan..
Dembz: Probably cause he beat him im training fréro😂
JC: Get out!
Carlitos: I am stronger than I look.
Iñaki: Sure bro
Carlitos: OF ALL THE PEOPLE I EXPECTED TO ANSWER... YOU DID?!
Iñaki: laying out the facts
Sergiño: I have a question..
Riqui: Shoot
Carlitos: What about?
Sergiño: So how long should I expect until Leo floors me or something... Cause I need to prepare myself
Riqui: As one does..
Sergiño: So?
Pedri: 😂
Riqui: Who knows dude
Sergiño: Right.
Dembz: the megs are the worst.
Sergiño: IKR
Francisco: But getting megged by Leo.. an honor
Sergiño: Also true
13 OCTOBER 2020
Dembz: Yooo Luis is dragging everyone!
Riqui: As he should
Pedri: Do you think he'll be able to score?
Carlitos: Well my boy, seeing as basically most of us will not be starting.. that will not be on us
Carlitos: Except maybe @Sergiño.. so good luck.. he is such a fun dude to play against.
Sergiño: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Riqui: I am torn
Frenkie: Between?
Riqui: On one hand.. I don't want him to score.. but on the other hand, it will embarrass HIM
Pedri: Who?
Carlitos: Barto
Frenkie: I see your point.
15 OCTOBER 2020
Frenkie: Lovely interview @Pedri
Pedri: 🥺
Frenkie: And congratulations @Ansu and @Sergiño!!! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Ansu: 💙❤💙❤ thanks bro
Dembz: Congrats boys!!
Ansu: 💙❤
Sergiño: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻💙❤
Iñaki: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Pedri: Congrats guys💙❤
Riqui: 🍿🍿🍿 👏🏻💪🏻
Francisco: "Frenkie: Lovely interview @Pedri" Leo is so unexpectedly friendly. It surprised me how nice he is.
Frenkie: Me too
Pedri: ❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙
Ansu: Where are we on the infiltration plan?
Carlitos: I have been hanging out with Geri everyday
Iñaki: And?
Dembz: He is getting nothing out of him.
Sergiño: If that ends up happening.. doesn't it risk this group?
Riqui: Not you losing to Fede in front of Luis @Ronald
Ronald: I understand now why Geri always pranked him..
Ronald: I BEAT HIM FFS and he still mocked me
Riqui: 😂😂😂 was it a manita though?
Ronald:😑😑😑😑
JC: You need to practice
Ronald: 😒
Carlitos: Geri just texted me! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Riqui: What.. what happened?!
Ansu: What did he say?
Carlitos: Apparently he knows.
Pedri: He knows? He knows what??
Carlitos: He just texted "I know."
Iñaki: Could mean anything
Ansu: Yeah
Dembz: I JUST GOT THAT TEXT!
Riqui: 😳
JC: Wait why did I Get it.... I AM ALL THE WAY IN PORTUGAL BRO!
Ansu: WTF.
Carlitos: Guys.. I think I messed up.
Riqui: I still haven't gotten anything.
Pedri: Me neither
Frenkie: Same here
Iñaki: Why did Geri text me "I know."?!
Carlitos: 😅
Iñaki: What does he know?!
Ansu: Shit shit shit.. I got the text...
Francisco: What is going on!!!!
Riqui: You really did it this time Rizos
Carlitos: I DID NOT DO ANYTHING intentionally
Riqui: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
JC: I am so glad I am in a whole other country right now
Ronald: But why you guys.. like how does Iñaki fit in all of this.. he is the least annoying one between you lot
Riqui: 😂
Ronald: How did YOU not get one
Riqui: 🍿🍿🍿
Ronald: These alone deserve one
Carlitos: Oh boy
Ansu: Geri just texted me.. I hate him
Ronald: The same message?
Ansu: No....
Riqui: What did he say?
Ansu: Forwarded:"You are lucky you are technically not an adult yet."
JC: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Frenkie: 😂😂
Carlitos: 🤣🤣🤣
Riqui: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pedri: Well then..😅
Ansu: Yeah laugh I hope he kicks your asses.
Ronald: He probably will..
Ansu: Good.
Sergiño: I am so curious to see what will happen
Riqui: I really hate him. I REALLY REALLY HATE HIM
Sergiño: What happened? Who do you hate?!??
Riqui: Forwarded:"You are lucky you're tiny."
Ronald: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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