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You can lose weight super fast by choosing to make this type of pizza instead of a normal bread-base pizza, and it tastes almost exactly the same. It’s not the fat from a pizza that makes you gain weight, it’s all the carbs in the bread. Try this recipe I modified from a recipe called a ‘fathead pizza’. 2 cups of mozarella Melt in the oven for 90 seconds Mix with ¾ cup of almond flour Mix with 1 or 2 eggs Mix with two table spoon of cream cheese Pinch of salt and pepper Pinch of garlic powder Cut up pieces of roasted chicken into a fine powder Mix everything together in a bowl until it becomes a dough Spread out the dough into a pizza form Bake 10 minutes at 425 degrees fahrenhait Flip it Bake 5 more minutes. Add whatever toppings you want (no pineapple to avoid sugars) Bake 4 more minutes And it’s finished! You will definitely get full off eating this, and you will get barely any carbs from it!

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When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to water your plants. The starchy H2O will give them a beneficial nutrient boost and help them grow. Just be sure to avoid using cooking water that has been salted or seasoned.

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Do you want my PRIVATE SC? Reblog and follow me! 💛

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Reblog and I’ll give you a teasy video courtesy of me ahah 😏

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Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

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Amazing.

EDIT: Seeing how this got popular super fast, Elsie Lovelock on Twitter did some hilarious voice acting for the first two pictures.

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How to Appeal for blog posts you can’t reach

This was probably already covered, but just in case people are still struggling with this, here’s some tips on how to go in and clean up the mess made by the incompetent staff - and Appeal to review your incorrectly flagged posts.

Note: This involves both a web browser and a tumblr app. Both are necessary for this process - there might be other ways of doing it! But this one works like this. 

So, to begin with, we need to be on a web browser - and we need to find your flagged posts. I began with my most common image-heavy tags - art tags, fanart tags, etc. I loaded them up and then used ctrl+f to search for the terms “adult content”. This makes it easy to flip through the whole page.

The thing is, when you’re just on browser and looking at your blog, the flagged posts are basically hidden from view, and it’s nearly impossible to interact with them. 

They look like this:

But see that date on the bottom? If you click on that, it brings you to what LOOKS like a dummy page…

But if you look at the url, it actually still IDs the original post.

So what we’re going to do is - we’re going to copy only the relevant part of the original post. Everything up until the ‘hey-this-post-may-contain…’ bullcrap.

Now? Now we’re going to - wait for it - email this link to ourselves! 

No, I’m serious. Trying to open the original URL on browser will just redirect, so just copy+paste the url into your email. Make yourself a nice list and email it to yourself.

Here’s what mine looked like after a comb through my SU fanart tag.

Now we’re going to go into your mobile mail app and open that up. And when you click on each link - make sure that it’s the APP opening it, not your mobile browser.

When you do this, it should bring you back to the post - this time visible! And this time, you should have the ability to appeal for it with one click - provided you have the latest version of the Tumblr app on android….

For those of you on iOS - I’m sorry, I’m not sure if this method will work. :( Best of luck regardless.

And a big thanks to @shotgunheart for telling me about this!!

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i think there’s something more profound than our reaction to oppy’s last words. oppy herself did not say those words. in fact, she only sent a last batch of data that included mentioning her battery was going low and that light levels were also low. this was supposed to have been interpreted as a precaution. instead, it was interpreted in an entirely different manner, and i think i know why. it haunts us because it screams “i’m alone and scared�� and that in and of itself is so terrifyingly human. we’re in this life (as far as we know) completely alone and we essentially die alone (no one leaves with us) and to imagine this little machine on a distant planet with no rescue admitting she’s alone and scared makes us aware of our humanity and our existence. someone mentioned it on here before but how many times have you sent a text saying “my phone is dying” to your mom or dad or friend? how many times have you been afraid to walk home without your phone? we connect to this loss of oppy because we are aware of our mortality, staring us in the face; a perpetually endless abyss. oppy never said the exact words “my battery is low and it’s getting dark”, she sent a string of numbers that indicated that her light levels were dying and her battery was too. but even more than that, she never said “it’s getting dark, i’m afraid because i’m alone and scared”, we, as humans, just heard what we want to because, we too, are alone and afraid in the dark.

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Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

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Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

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“This is a teachable moment for you.”

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For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.

To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.

On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.

What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’

A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.

If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th

Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad

Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion

Come back on the 18th and check in

Don’t:

Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)

Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.

Open the app or website (including specific blogs)

Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)

Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.

Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.

Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

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