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au where Mu Qing had been offered different ways of cultivation, but he specifically and knowingly chose to follow Xie Lian's way of abstinence from wordly pleasures, because not that long ago he kissed Feng Xin and got very scared.
#alternatively: he chose it cause he had to do a serious fuck yourself move at fx after an argument#imagine feng xin's face when he finds out mu qing is never going to kiss him again#tgcf#fengqing#feng xin#mu qing#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#enough you're going in the queue
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bro come back we need your commentary more than ever. Jayhelena canon event
AHAHAHA I'VE BEEN LOSING MY MIND FOR DAYS ANON HOW'D YOU KNOW. perfect moment to show off the shitty meme i made based off a random message i sent in a discord server a couple of weeks ago.
jokes aside: i do have a LOT of thoughts on all of this, and even more thoughts on the reaction to it so ty for giving me the chance to rant.
as far as the comic itself goes: i am? cautiously optimistic, personally? hopes are high but expectations are grounded. Gretchen Felker-Martin is a *fantastic* trans horror writer (i highly rec her novel, Manhunt) but she's pretty new to the comics scene. she's written a single issue with Jason, a Beast World story that's pretty polarizing. most fans i know dislike it, my personal opinions on it are... it's a bit lackluster? i think some parts of it miss the mark on Jason's psyche, but the overall theme it's trying to convey about cycles of violence enacted on victims like Jason and police brutality are interesting. while it's not a great start for GFM with Jason, the Beast World event was so shit overall, and the whole concept of all these characters being "not themselves" mentally, i'm willing to overlook it. (idk if there are any good BW stories but all the ones i've read are shite... Helena's BW story has her literally being beaten by Cass using a laser pointer on her so... i will take *anything* over that personally lmao at least GFM seems genuinely interested in exploring Jason's inner workings, yk) it could go really well, or really poorly. i don't think we have enough info on GFM's writing to know how she'll handle an ongoing with these two, but my fingers are desperately crossed.
the main concerns i have about the comic are firstly the plot itself: which is described as Jason tracking down a cop-killer, and how that could so easily become copaganda. however, the Beast World issue GFM wrote was incredibly anti-cop. (and she even said on her bluesky that ppl shouldn't be worried about this run being pro-cop) so, i do think there's hope there. my other worry is the history of these characters GFM can't control- this story is happening right after H2SH which is frankly, a fucking disaster for Jason. and Helena's biggest Rebirth feature was Batgirl & the Birds of Prey, which was an even bigger disaster for her mythos. neither of these characters are standing on great foundations, and i haven't cared for either of their current characterizations for the past decade or so. it's an uphill battle for even a fantastic writer to try to meld good characterization with the current state of these two, and i could see it screwing GFM over, which rlly sucks she's not getting as fair of a shot as she could be.
all that said, the aesthetics look fantastic (tho, i'm not personally the biggest fan of either suit redesign) and i do love getting Helena and Jason out of Gotham, bc it means we won't have the everlooming Bat presence hanging over their actions. and as for the romance? i'm CACKLING. i've *always* suspected that if we ever were lucky enough for a Jason/Helena team-up, they were bound to end up fucking, and i'm DELIGHTED to be vindicated. this ship is one i do adore in concept (mostly as a hatefuck sort of thing) but could see go horribly. i trust GFM to write women, so i don't think Helena's going to get sidelined as a one-dimensional love interest, which is the biggest fear i've seen expressed. it's not *entirely* unlikely she'll be OOC (i don't think we know enough to comment either way atp, given GFM has never written her) but i do think she's going to be dynamic in this run. and honestly? with the shit content Jason has been getting recently (Robin Lives, the current fuckass Jaybin comic) and Helena having her backstory mutiliated and getting sidelined to hell as current comics don't seem to know what to do with her, i want this to go well *so* badly. i'm rlly hoping it will! and i do think the romance can absolutely work in a fun and interesting way. wouldn't be my top canon pick for either character, but i love the intrigue of it and how these two could (and hopefully are going to) challenge each other and find solidarity in their respective victimhoods.
that said, i certainly don't begrudge Helena fans for being pessimistic about this comic, or disliking the concept in principle. i'd far prefer Helena be getting a solo than be a supporting cast/love interest for a man's run. that said, i think calling this run a "power fantasy" and "wank content" (takes i have seen) is absolutely asinine. we don't have it in our hands yet, we literally can't say until it's out. (and tbfh- these takes are transphobic against GFM, even if unintentionally.) but at this point, i think anything is something for Helena, and i am not going to insult the concept until i've seen the story. if Helena fans don't want to read this bc they don't like Jason or just don't want to see her sidelined, i get that entirely.
beyond that, the take i am *not* a fan of is that this is bad bc Helena has been Dick's love interest. anyone who says *that* loses all validity to their argument for me. Helena has been a dynamic character long before she met Dick and to *only* view her as an extension of Dick and thus define every future relationship she has through Dick is the most ass backwards misogyny i've seen. also. it's comics, man. everyone's going to team up with everyone and fuck everyone. it's just the nature of these characters getting used over and over and over. it's so wildly degrading to Helena to pretend you're protecting her dignity and honor by not wanting her around Jason, or by treating her as just "Dick's love interest". (when she and Dick never properly even *dated* and have never been right for each other. that was sort of the whole point. but i digress.) i also think some takes from Helena stans about Jason are made in incredibly bad faith, just because some Helena stans find some sort of superiority complex in liking her and hating him. it has always read incredibly performative to me.
in summary: i have been deserpate for *years* for these two to interact, and i'm genuinely looking forward to reading this comic. i have reasons to be a little doubtful of some issues that *might* come up, but GFM is a great novelist and i hope that translates to her ability to write a great ongoing. did i ever *actually* want this ship to go canon? no, but under a queer woman whose pretty solid at exploring intersectionality and leftist politics in her works, i'm willing to hear it out.
and just so we're clear: the *second* this comic is out i'm putting the Robles variant cover where Jason and Helena are almost kissing straight on my wall. even if the comic is shit. i'm forever immortalizing it as a giant win for me personally, one of the few ppl capable of liking Jason Todd and Helena Bertinelli at the same time and being cool with the idea of them kissing, lol.
#necrotic answerings#necrotic festerings#jason todd#helena bertinelli#helena bertinelli x jason todd#red hood#huntress#<- I am putting this post on PvP by putting it in the main tags I usually don't do that. but i'm feeling spicy.#if you try to bring up stupid reasons Helena would dislike Jason on my post I will fight you#ESP if those reasons include mildly misrepresenting green arrow: seeing red. i'm watching you fucks.#no but i'm so serious my biggest complaint is the suits. why is jason's suit so busy#why have we invented a new way for Helena to show off her waist#why is it PINK#her suit was never pink guys i PROMISE#even in her debut it was purple I SWEAR I have her debut issue on my wall#I am staring at it with my eyeballs rn it's PURPLE#the 1994 run had some pinkish accents but that's IT#get her out of the PINK#anyway i'm terrified of this comic. I have felt emotions I didn't expect I could feel when it was announced#like four ppl sent it to me. I was bamboozled.#it is fucking wild that before this Jason and Helena have been on page together *once*#and they didn't interact whatsoever.#I want this. but I'm scared of this. oh dear god I'm begging for it to be good.#i'm a little scared of *certain* Jason fans getting their hands on Helena but it's fine. i will survive.#if you're a Jason fan and you need a Helena reading list I AM READY JUST ASK HELP IS ON THE WAY.#anyway you guys should follow gfm on social media#she's funny as hell and has some great takes on comics and trans politics#read her books. read manhunt.#I am legally requiring everyone to read manhunt before they post a shit take about how this comic is going to write women.#back from the grave again bc this is so fucking funny. how did I get this. 2025 blessed me I think.
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I saw it in your tag game post that you're also fond of the Apollo-Heracles conflict 👀 for a myth that appears in only a couple of sources, it sure has a lot of presence in the vase paintings (no seriously, everytime I think I've seen the last of it, I find ten more)
SO do you have any favorites among the paintings that represent this story??
OMG OMG THIS ASK IS A GIFT. IT IS A GIFT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR LETTING ME TALK ABOUT THIS
I also think it's extremely interesting that it's a story so popularly portrayed by vase paintings and in such a variety of ways!! It's certainly one of the stories that gets left out of written compilation of Heracles' legend a bit (which is a shame, I think it's a fantastic story) but Apollo had a very peculiar relationship with Heracles in general that I just kind of find amazing (and very, very funny).
Apollo is not a god with any legitimate grudge against Heracles, but he does argue with the mortal a bit like he argues with his favourite brothers 😂Part of why I love the story of Apollo and Heracles fighting over the tripod so much is that it is such a little brother thing for Heracles to be upset with the proclamation his elder brother has given him and so, he throws a great fit, taking up the chair and declaring that he'll just give himself a better prophecy! And Apollo, instead of being a marginally professional big brother, decides to fight him for it until their father has to break up their cat-fight. Like was that not just the plot of the Homeric Hymn to Hermes? Is this not exactly how Apollo treated Hermes when he was a child and now those two are inseparable? 💀
Because of this, my favourite vase paintings tend to be the ones that highlight the personal squabbling between Apollo and Heracles the most. There are some very elaborate ones that have the full host of them - Athena, Heracles, Apollo, Artemis, usually a dog and a doe, I've even seen a couple that had birds and plants etched on them, but the simplest ones that show Heracles about to bonk Apollo with his club out of frustration or depict Heracles nyooming away from Apollo while Apollo (presumably) yells curses about how he's going to fling Heracles head first into Tartarus for daring to take his things? Yeah, those are the premium big brother/little brother things I'm looking for.
(Photo. Marie-Lan Ngyuen)
(Photo. Museo Claudio Faina)
Also the one in the Theoi.com archives is a real classic - perfect energy.
#ginger answers asks#Thank you SO much for letting me talk about this even a little it always makes me smile#Despite their disputes - if you ask me Apollo was quite fond of Heracles#And I think a big part of why I ultimately come to that conclusion is that Apollo never hinders Heracles or withholds blessings from him#He simply calls him a bitch every time he sees him and then makes his life marginally more inconvenient#like any good older brother let's be so fr#It's extremely charming to see him so playful with a mortal he's not in love with/that is not his son#Other moments of Apollo teasing Heracles includes him trying to convince Artemis not to let Heracles catch her doe when he comes#to fulfill that particular labour (again he doesn't actually try to stop it he just puts up a bit of a fuss about it)#and perhaps another of my all time favourites#Personally luring Heracles into Admetus' house so Heracles can wrestle Thanatos while Apollo rescues Alcestis#I DO NOT KNOW WHY MORE PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE LUNACY OF APOLLO'S ADMETUS/ALCESTIS PRESERVATION PLAN#He really said “No yeah I know a guy don't worry about Death Incarnate” and then Heracles shows up at Admetus' door like this is a sitcom#The laugh track that plays in my mind every time Admetus opens that door sees Heracles and then looks back at the disguised Apollo like#'HIM?? HERACLES?? Heracles who can break me in seven pieces with a thought Heracles???'#And Apollo just gives him a thumbs up and says “feed him well pookie <33”#Genuinely some of the funniest shit I have the pleasure of reading in greek myth#Another reason I don't think Apollo has any ill will against Heracles though is how Apollo reacts when Heracles#loses Hylas in the Argonautica#Or well some versions of the Argonautica - this is also a story that changes wildly depending on the source/compilation#But Apollo is incredibly sympathetic to Heracles' sorrow and kind of decides there and then that Heracles losing one love#should be the return of another and asks that Zeus let Heracles free Prometheus when he makes his descent into the underworld#Similarly it is Apollo who anoints Alcaeus/Alcides the name Heracles (also dependent on the myth source)#They just had a very fun relationship and it's a serious shame that it's not acknowledged more#apollo#heracles#greek mythology#(Also people do not talk about the fact that Apollo grappled with Heracles to a standstill enough actually)
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stupidity below the cut! 😂

#ceci speaks#nonsims#polls#this is very serious#i didnt think anything could be funnier than yoonie#im literally crying from laughter#i nearly choked on an oreo#no one will convince me these posturing white women are not hilarious#excuse me maam let me bow down bc u voted for kamala#idk how ill ever repay u for hating trump & attending a blm protest but hopefully one day ill manage it 💜#bless ur heart plumbewb!!#u just made my entire night 😂#i didnt know who u were before but now i know ur actually the one tru savior of black ppl#ty for enlightening me#negative#sorry yall but this was too funny not to share#lord knows these saviors never quit#i could never contribute more to my own community than this random white person#shouldve known my place... 😔
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People who truly dislike Edwina Sharma are wild. Heaven forbid an 18 year old be charmed after being almost relentlessly pursued by an older man. Three married women, including her mother, are for the match. THE QUEEN is for the match. The only person saying he isn't right for her is her sister and like I'm sorry but my sister could swear that a man wasn't that into me and I would not listen if he BOUGHT ME A HORSE!???!!?!!
#having a s2 rewatch and truly. that is a teenager who has never been courted before. that's a girl with no experience with this at all.#she's being pursued by a nearly 30 year old man who we know will chase off a young lady's suitors (see The Daphne Debacle)#also we have no clue what kates love life was like or what she may have revealed to edwina so does eddy think#“my sister who has never entertained men or had a serious relationship is giving me courting advice”#and is that supposed to mean more than their mother's blessing and support?#fair enough mary is supposed to be complacent to an unbelievable level in this show but had kate said “mama he truly isnt right for eddy”#would mary just have handwaved it off? is that the deal the show was going for?#people online loooove to talk about how much you wanna hit your sibling for no reason but an acerbic “half-sister” is too far?#if my maid of honour wanted to fuck my future husband i'd hand the priest my earrings tell him to meet me in the confessional and go to tow#i think edwinas explanation of this anger was not well thought out but she was entirely right to be angry.#anyways. eddy darling i will live you until my dying days.#edwina sharma#bridgerton
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new artwork and merch for the Medicos Pop Up Shop! and incredibly enough, they forewent adding Hayato and Takeshi in favour of Bel and Fran, and Ryohei!!! which is saying something, since typically Ryohei is never in merch lineups, let alone in favour of Hayato and Takeshi. incredible



#khr#katekyo hitman reborn#sawada tsunayoshi#hibari kyoya#rokudo mukuro#sasagawa ryohei#xanxus#superbi squalo#belphegor#fran#reborn#don’t know how Ryohei made it here. but god bless#never thought I’d see the day I have to be honest. wow#merch#merchandise#official#official merch#official merchandise#in awe at this actually#I need the Varia to take a hike I’m so serious though. sorry#I’d rather the full Vongola tenth group. I meant this#and replacing Hayato and Takeshi with bel and Fran……… :^/
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TGCF meme page instead of therapy (click for better-ish quality)
#I PROMISE NONE OF THESE ARE SERIOUS DRAWINGS. i would never even attempt 😭😭#also pls tell me you understand the xie lian one 🙏🙏🙏#astro speaks wonders#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#fengqing#feng xin#mu qing
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Do you ever think about how serious young satoru looks and acts and talks and how even in his teenage years he holds himself like how he thinks an adult would, and then you see him as an adult being silly and filling every awkward silence with his voice and sprawling in exaggerated ways and you realize, this isn't what he's like normally,,, he does it so the kids don't feel like they have to act all serious and grown up, so they can have at least some of their childhood in comfort, so they can feel safe being themselves around him even if it means them calling him an idiot sometimes, he ALLOWS himself to be perceived like that for their sake
#gojo satoru#thinking about serious baby satoru again... the cjild that had a target on his back the second he was born#the little kid that was raised by an entire clan. praised and adored by all but loved by none#the child that didn't know the type of expectations put onto him would break an adult's back bc he's never known anything else#the child that filled the emptyness with 'of course I'm alone it's beacusr I'm strong' all his life#the child that's never known a moment of peace be it because of his own blessed (cursed) eyes or because the world blames its changes on hi#I think about him a lot#I think about him SO much#I think about how gojo probably doesn't talk or act goofy much when he's on his own without an audience#he probably stares into the middle distance a lot and goes deadly still bc he never gets to do that he's always performing for someone
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the neural pathways that allow me to think of Bruno Bucciarati are insanely strong
#I’m serious he never leaves my head you guys#I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse#probably both#there are no breaks from Bruno#bruno bucciarati#bruno buccellati#vento aureo#Bucciarati#jojo’s bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jojo golden wind
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if Fatui evil why do the Mondstadt NPCs near the teleport clap when Baizhu sends out his healing snake huh
#hush n shush wifi#not brainrot#wifi plays genshin#i just found this out today because i misclicked and ohhhh my heart#the NPCs: *talking about serious Fatui stuff*#the NPCs when Baizhu makes a little magic snake: :D *clapclapclapclap*#listen all i'm saying is the Fatui never make me find the key they lost for the 17th time#or make me climb a statue to toss dandelions everywhere#Fatui stop being my favorite challenge (impossible)#also doing a bit of writing for Blessed Heir and let out an audible sigh when i had to pull up a dialogue rules article#i forgor.......... sobs#wish me luckkkk#good evening :)
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I've just decided that the talking skeleton is not only a Jewish convert after connecting with their body's old life as a Jew but also a trans woman
Ok so for clarification, a Jewish man dies and is buried by loved ones. A necromancer uses his skeleton to create a minion, but the minion is for some reason or another eventually given a soul and free will, but is a completely separate consciousness from the original Jew. The skeleton feels bad about using someone else's corpse for their body, which probably leads to a whole Thing with suicidal ideation, but they eventually learn more about the Jew and they connect with him and his relationship with Judaism and they find reasons to continue to exist and eventually decide to convert to Judaism. Also! Although the original Jew was a cis man, the new soul turns out to be a woman, which she eventually figures out too.
I love her so much and I want to know more about her feelings about her identity what do you mean I have to make those feelings up myself I wanna talk to her
#sfw#personal#Moth Wizard#tw death#cw death#I don't know if this entirely holds up but still#WAIT. SLAP ME IF THIS IS A BAD IDEA BUT WHAT IF HER NAME IS ברכה BECAUSE. HIS MEMORY IS A BLESSING AND IT'S HER SHE LIVES IN HIS MEMORY#I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WORKS BUT NOW I'M REALLY ATTACHED I LOVE HER SO MUCH. ברכה. THAT'S A NAME RIGHT. I LOVE HER.#I WISH MY BOYFRIEND WAS AWAKE TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS BUT HE'S NOT I'LL FIND OUT TOMORROW I NEED TO SLEEP BUT. I LOVE HER.#TO BE CLEAR NONE OF THIS IS A JOKE I COULD BE INTERPRETED AS SCREAMING BECAUSE I THINK I THOUGHT OF A FUNNY JOKE#I'M VERY SERIOUS AND SINCERE ABOUT THIS I'M JUST EXCITED BECAUSE I LOVE HER AND I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO NAME CHARACTERS
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Okay but. Do you all realize. That this is the song I listen to on loop when I write rawnsyf. This is the song half of the interactions they have are based on. This is the song that most exemplifies their dynamic. In this essay I will…
#I’m so serious guys#this is giving me a brain aneurysm#I can’t handle this rn#this app won’t let me put two videos on here but she also has a video of her in the car with this song in the background that I will reblog#this with#anyways… rawnsyf vibes#thank you Marcia for blessing me with this#drag race#rpdr 15#drag race 15#rpdr#marcia#Marcia x3#marcia marcia marcia#running away will never set you free#rawnsyf#anarcia#anarcia fanfic#anarcia fanfiction
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So I got drunk at a family party and bonded with The Other Gay Cousin- great!! But I confided in her about some family stuff (since we are the novel concept of Family) and now she's ACKNOWLEDGING IT and being super nice about it but it's freaking me out
#'i didn't want to pretend like you never said anything -' WDYM THATS HOW IT GOES!!#We mention it once and then NEVER AGAIN and you weren't even supposed to take me serious!!!#Alda rambling#It's not what I'm used to I'm counting my blessings that shes the sweetest ever but it's also making me FREAK OUT#Ghhhhhegegwfgwccv AUGH.#Help me Obi wan whoever the Fuck ur my only ho#ive had breakdowns in my closest family and I was like barely acknowledged never MIND followed up#IM JUST NERVOUS WHAT DO I SAY.
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i think my ultimate ot4 is naviidi/astarion/jaheria/halsin
#naviidi goes to astarion and says “hey halsin propositioned me can i have your blessing”#and astarion is like “thank god you're cool with this because i've been flirting with jaheria since we met her”#halsin/naviidi naviidi/astarion and astarion/jaheria are all kinda their own separate relationships until the epilogue party#where they all get wine drunk and have a foursome#things as messy for a while after that but they eventually sort it out into a mutually beneficial relationship for all of them#jaheria and halsin and never really romantically involved but they don't mind being in eachother's company or intimate together#when the other two are present#naviidi/astarion is obvs a serious thing for those two#and halsin/naviidi is equally committed#halsin and astarion share love between them as well but in a different way than they both love naviidi or how astarion loves jaheira#and most of my astarion/jaheria headcanons are based off of @cheeky-quasit's posts lol#bg3#halsin#jaheria#astarion#tav#naviidi tag#jonathan rambles
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my landlord so stupid dumb as fuck I'm going to be honest but I can't say anything bc I'm not tryna get kicked out lol
#she literally is crazy she overreaacts like 900% to these little things#that could be easily a 'hey sorry to bother but could you just not xyz next time'#but instead shes like 'ur disrespectful dosgusting etc we do this ajx that for u guys and you do this to us' youre 27 woeking a dead end job#like girl its never this serious#YOU ARE A BUM GOD BLESS‼️
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#channeling god bless I have GOT to be a less hateful person 🙏🙏#never forget your whimsy 🫡🫡#this and ‘I need to start killing everybody around me’ coexist and work in tandem#it’s really not that serious 🫡 your feelings fade quick and you can become ‘ok’ w it#so it never was a problem w the thing itself in the first place? it’s always the initial reaction that takes control of me#I just need to restructure my thinking#‘i need to become like Kieran’ SCRATCHING HEAD YEAH???? you did…. but like… the wrong… part….#wowzers ok. I often overcompensate in acting a certain way to the point that I start actively hating what I’m trying to avoid#mindset rewrite mindset rewrite#I can gaslight myself into anything I can do it yeah I can do that#scrubbing my eyes ok. let’s try to be better people#obligatory progress report I cleared all the maps and quests in amphoreus- that took a really short time huh#almost disappointed that my grand undertaking is already over#350 pulls now I’m gonna need a whole lot more#herta domain left to grind… after that it’ll be hard to find jade sources ack
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