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Hey guys!!

Should probably let you all know that I’m gonna be taking a short hiatus.

I’m finally moving out!! And I’ve found an incredibly reasonably-priced apartment!!! :D

So yeah. With moving in and all, are gonna be kind of busy. Also searching for a new job (fuck big box retail) and I have a promising lead!! The pay would be actually decent, so fingers crossed I get it!! 🤞

I’ll be back to my regularly-scheduled unhinged Brunoposting soon <3

Love u guys!! Mwah xoxo 💕💕💕

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I saw this guide, it makes sense to me, cause it seems like the braids come up from the back.

Omg, the idea of him having these long strands of hair that fall back when unbraided is so fucking cute 😭💕💕💕

But that fanart demonstration has gotta be how it’s done! His braid would have to be made from longer strands in order to work, right?

I also wonder if he weaves the hair on the crown of his head into his braid. I feel like that would help anchor it in place, otherwise, I bet it could slide around.

I wanna come up behind him when he’s sitting down and mess up his braid. Make the braid fall out so he can wear those long strands down 😭 (I think that would be really cute!! 💕)

Hm. Maybe I gotta write a drabble about that now.

Thanks for the ask!!! <3 ahhh I love discussing Bruno braid physics.

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Sorry if you've answered this before, but how do you think Bruno's braid works, I have seen multiple interpretations.

GREAT question. 💕 I have not answered this yet!

HOneslty, I’ve always thought it would be an impossible hairstyle to create irl. Hell, even Araki isn’t sure if it can be done.

(From the Winter 2023 issue of JoJo’s Magazine)

I’ve imagined cutting a hole in the top-back of a wig and pulling a pre-made braid through it… And then maybe I’d comb the ends of that braid into the bangs??? idk if this would work tho, I’m no wig maker.

But apparently it is possible to create this hairstyle—I just responded to this ask that might provide the answer to your question. I have no idea how @mizusjawline did it, but it looks fucking great.

I’m curious to know what you’ve heard! Feel free to respond if you want, but no pressure!

thanks for the ask!! <3

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I think Bruno uses 1. lots of hair conditioner (at least one big tube or flask is used only for three hair washes) 2. other good and expensive products that nutrify his hair. And I'm sure he regularly goes to a hairdresser (or just cuts the rest of the hair with zippers lmao)

Yes!!! His hair is so clean; no way that man doesn’t have a good haircare routine. It’s so sleek and silky. He definitely uses hair masks (probably hair oil too) and he probably blow dries his hair. It’s too perfect, and I can’t make my hair perfect if I don’t use a hairdryer 😭

And the cut is so SHARP. I agree, I bet he goes to a hairdresser—probably someone who pays mafia taxes.

Wish I could figure out his routine.

thanks for the ask!! <3 and the zipper haircut thing is really cool too!!

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Oh my friend, I wish so badly you were here right now that it hurts 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I've been experimenting with drag and my next project? Bruno! I will keep you updated w photos but man, I wish you were here, I wish I could take you out clubbing in my Bruno drag you would love this sm! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Btw I feel comfortable with you answering this publicly on your blog, with the photo of me and all)

OMG YOU FIGURED THE BRAID OUT??? AND YOU MADE IT LOOK SO CLEAN!! WTF??

ok highkey u gotta show me how this is done. i didn’t even think it was possible to do that backwards braid, but wow—you did it AND you did a fantastic job. I’m sooooo so so so impressed with your work; it looks amazing, and I wish I was there to see it in person. :( 💔

Do keep me updated with the fit!!! I can’t wait to see it, and I hope one day I can visit. 💕

Also, that fit goes so hard. Did you embroider the vest yourself? Gives huge Zuka vibes. ohhh and i love the tie too. All of it. It’s so perfect. 💕

thanks for the ask!! ilyyy 💕

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Selfshipping will make you have thoughts like "I want to sniff his hair" about a jpeg

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Some random comic panels from when I tried to draw my oc Keiko meeting Bucciarati lmao.

I never got to finish any KeikoxBucciarati comics because I felt silly drawing them but looking back at it I really feel like finishing them now :,>

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ah fuck, am i gonna have to download a mobile game I’ve never heard of nor would have ever cared about just because Bruno is there 😭

Art of Bruno & Sticky Fingers from the new "Tower of Saviors" collab

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Bruno Bucciarati - Stuck on You

The gang had just returned from a mission, everyone looking exhausted. While you were watching the others head up to bed Bruno suddenly appeared behind you. He wraps his arms around you and pulls you close, nuzzling the side of your neck.

“Are you tired, sweetheart?” you whisper to him, your hand coming up to hold his cheek.

“I am….but being with you makes me feel better.” His voice was low and soft, almost a whisper.

“I’m glad I can make you feel better, but maybe you should get some sleep.”

“I have some paperwork I have to do first.” He chucked against your ear. “But I’d rather spend time with you.” He nuzzles your neck again, kissing just below your ear.

“I’m not getting blamed when you don’t finish your work again. Why don’t you go and do some paperwork then, and I will make you some food.”

He paused as you offered dinner. “You drive a hard bargain, you know that? Alright, I accept your terms. But only if we also watch a movie – of my choice – tonight.” He let’s out a small huff, having lost the coin toss the last 3 movie nights.

“Okay, I promise, Mister Pout”

He let’s out a mock scoff, acting offended by the nickname, trying to conceal his smile and pushing out his bottom lip. “I do not pout.”

“You are currently pouting… Now go do some work.”

He chuckled, giving you a squeeze before finally relenting and letting go. He took a step back reluctantly. He smirked at you and walked over to his desk, starting to sort through the paperwork.

An hour ticked by, and eventually Bruno was able to get through a decent amount of his paperwork. The pile still seemed high to him, taunting him. He sighed and ran his hand over his face. Just as he was about to abandon his work, he caught a whiff of something delicious. His stomach rumbled and his lips curled into a smile.

He pushed himself up from his chair, his stack of papers long forgotten as his attention was pulled towards the tantalizing smells. He made his way over to the kitchen. As he walked through the doorway, he took in the scene before him. The table was set with plates, a bottle of wine, lit candles, and the dinner you made.

His heart fluttered as he took in the sight. Beautiful and romantic. He let out a soft breath, his eyes roaming the table before settling his gaze on you.

“What do you think? You seemed tired, so I wanted to do something nice for you.”

He smiled, his eyes lingering on the romantic setting. “It’s beautiful. You didn’t have to go to all the trouble though, dear. But I do appreciate it. You’re too good to me.” He walks over to you and pulls you into a hug.

You both sit down to eat, enjoying the meal you made. Chatting and making jokes, just enjoying each others company after a long day.

“I hope you’re ready for my movie pick tonight, darling. I’m thinking something scary.” He says, his expression mischievous.

“I’m sorry, what’s a movie? I don’t know what that is… I don’t think I’ll like it – I’ll pass.” You tease him.

“You know what movies are, you cheeky one….Don’t try to fool me. You’re just pretending so you can torment me.” He lets out an exasperated sigh, half-amused. He couldn’t help but smile at your antics.

“Oh you got me”

He chuckled at you. “Yes, I did. I always do. You know you can’t lie to me.” He looks down at his plate. “You know you really outdid yourself with this meal. It’s all very romantic, and it means a lot to me.” He reaches out and gently takes your hand.

“I know, I really went all out for you. I set some impressive girlfriend standards” You raise your eyebrows at him.

He chuckled, his expression growing fond as he squeezes your hand gently. “You really do… I feel like the luckiest person in the world to be with someone so amazing and sweet. You set some high standards. I don’t think anyone could top what a perfect girlfriend you are.”

“You better not go looking either.”

He let out another small laugh, his expression growing smug. “I wouldn’t dream of it…I have no intention of looking at anyone else when I’ve got the most amazing girlfriend right in front of me, spoiling me with romantic dinners.”

“Oh, you’re so obsessed with me, you should just marry me already.”

He paused a moment at your words, his expression morphing from playful to slightly shocked. He had not expected that. A small smile tugged at the corner of his lips as he took a deep breath to steady himself. “Are you…are you proposing to me right now, dear?”

“Eh…Maybe…”

He let out a small chuckle. His smile growing wider with a hint of playful sarcasm. “Maybe? You’re just maybe proposing to me?”

“Well, I want to be able to take it back if you say no.”

His expression softened somewhat as your response dawned on him. He was touched by your hesitation, but also found it quite amusing. “Afraid I’m going to say no to you?”

“Maybe a little…what if you don’t want to be proposed to?”

He smiled but didn’t respond. Feigning contemplation just to add to your nerves. He knew you were just playing, but he couldn’t resist making you squirm a bit.

“I mean… I know traditionally the guy asks… so I don’t know…”

He chucked again, his grip on your hand tightening slightly as he leaned forward. “So, you’re breaking tradition, huh? You’re not afraid of being too forward?”

“…I know what I want.”

He smiled again his expression growing more affectionate as you spoke. “You do, huh?” His voice growing softer and more serious.

“Okay…I know this started as a silly joke, but if you keep avoiding the answer I am actually going to pass out.”

He chuckled again, your anxiety and nerves making his smile widen more to see you flustered over him. “You know I could never say no to you. Of course I want to marry you.”

“Really?”

He smiled, a touch of exasperation as he spoke. “Of course, really. You’re the only one for me. Why would I ever say no to marrying the most amazing, sweet, loving girlfriend who spoils me with romantic dinners?”

“Fiancé, not girlfriend now”

He chuckled, his smile growing wider as he thought of the new title you could give yourselves. He reached out and gently grasped your chin. “You’re right…. Fiancé. My future wife.”

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oh my hhnnnnnhgod…. yes…. I would sell my soul to Dio for the chance to trace Bruno’s happy trail with my tongue hnnnnnnnnggg…. 🔥🔥

You know what? lemme just…

The Happy Trail (18+) :)

Pairing: Bruno Bucciarati x gender-neutral reader

Word Count: 794 words

Genre: Smut <3

Bruno lets out a shaky exhale as you slowly pull away from him, only enough to make out his facial features. His magnetizing presence holds you close, the warmth from his face weakening your knees.

You can still taste him on your lips.

He slowly opens his dazed eyes, meeting your gaze. “God, you’re so…”—another shaky exhale—“…perfect.”

Miles Davis’ band quietly plays from the turntable setup along the wall behind you. 

“Bruno…” You lean in closer once again, stopping when your lips brush against his. A tipsy smile stretches across your face. “How would you like my mouth to be~”—you giggle— “…somewhere else?”

He raises his brows, excitement flashing in his eyes. His eyes dart around the room, confirming that the curtains framing his windows were draped in front of them. “Oh, really?”

You nod your head. “Mm~hmm.”

Bruno flashes a smitten smirk. ”And where would that be?”

”Oh, you know…” Your smile grows. “…Not here.” You press your lips into his, feeling the “mm,” he lets out when your hands snake their way into his suit window. His skin is warm—electric. Heart pounding within his chest, he melts into your touch. 

Bruno’s skin prickles as your lips slowly travel towards his neck, his breath quickening. Your hands work to unzip his suit collar; he immediately takes the cue and unbuttons his jacket. It falls off behind him with a light fwump.

He’s still smiling. “So where are you going to put your mouth?” His voice becomes breathier as he speaks, desperation creeping in on each word.

“You’ll see…”

He shudders as the warm air from your words dissipates on his neck; it makes his hair stand on end. His sapphire eyes widen when you begin slowly sinking downwards, his face reddening.

The lamp from the corner of the room bathes his body in a warm, radiant glow, the soft shadows contouring his toned physique. The low lighting made each ink stroke on his chest appear more crisp. 

You pause when you’re face-to-face with the light trail of hair leading straight downward from his naval.

The happy trail.

Such an appropriate name.

You can’t help but trail your pointer finger along the path, barely skimming the sparse hair and warm skin beneath. Goosebumps form under your gentle touch. Bruno’s eyes dart back and forth, wholly captivated by the scene playing in front of him. 

He feels a tug on his belt when you hook your finger around it, pulling it out of the buckle before haphazardly tossing it to the floor. It emits a light jingle. His breath catches in his throat when one of the hands unzipping his trousers “accidentally” brushes against his hard cock. 

Oops.

A playful smile stretches across your face; your hand returns to the sensitive spot, your palm teasingly grazing him. You hear a loud swallow. 

“Need me to take care of that~?“

“Please,” he practically begs, a slight tremble in his voice.

The air around you has grown oppressively hot and stuffy. The stiff humidity forms beads of sweat on your face—but neither of you is phased by this discomfort. (Not that it would have mattered because you knew Bruno wouldn’t dare crack a window open. Nothing escapes this room.)

In that moment you notice that the room was silent, the final track of the vinyl record had finished only moments ago. Bruno’s heavy pants are the only thing you can hear.

His trousers crumple to the floor; you slowly pull the front of his waistband downward until it’s barely covering him. You lean in, bringing your lips not an inch away from him. A musky mix of pheromones and light sweat fills your nose. His cock twitches as your warm, humid breath kisses the newly-exposed skin.

You hear a shuddery gasp when you flatten your tongue and press it against him. His trembling hand reflexively covers his mouth, muffling the pleasured whimper he emits as you slowly make your way up that beautiful trail, savoring every salty inch.

His stomach suddenly jumps, and he lets out a surprised groan when the palm of your hand meets his clothed cock. A small, wet spot forms when your hand makes soft, slow circles around his head.

“Merda,” he hisses. He forcefully bites his lip, the skin where his teeth meet it having turned white. 

He’s a complete wreck by the time your tongue reaches the end of the trail, his sweat-covered body trembling in shock. Turning him into a pathetic mess was never a difficult task.

You hook your pointer finger around his waistband, stretching the elastic toward you. It’s the only thing left covering him. Desperation burns within Bruno’s eyes, and he waits with bated breath as he anticipates your next move.

”I’ll be putting my mouth ri~ght here.”

Thanks for the ask!! <3 by god what a thought, I appreciate you for inspiring me!! 💕 Happy trails are like…. one of my top five favorite parts of the human body…

Oh, and I appreciate your kind words, too. 💕 Hope you enjoyed the ficlet!!

If you enjoyed this and would like to check out other things I’ve written, then you can click right here! <3

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Bru- B- BRUNO BUCCELLATI 🥵

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ask and ye shall recieve

he needs a bbl URGENTLY.

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Bucciarati genderbent 🤍🖤

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Ok, river rafting anon once again! And hi!

Yes, that picture is exactly the sorta thing I see? (In my brains eyes) when ray chase talks in his normal ray chase voice. Synesthesia is super interesting how it manifests differently with people who have it. I’ve got multiple different types, I don’t know if the picture to voice one is the same as the color to voice one. Like I do this with music too, songs just have certain scenery around them. I also have time-space synesthesia and ticker tape synesthesia.

Also, the scene where they all switched bodies. Are your colors different for the characters when they are speaking like the other characters? Like Doppio s voice is normally very like circus-y in my brain. Like bright yellow and red balloon like shapes appear if that makes sense? But during the body swap Doppio!Brunos voice was more similar to Bruno’s voice of course, but it was more like frozen water in a river in the winter with lots of icicles rather than rapids and rocks like Bruno normally is. Like he had this jarring side to his voice when he voiced Doppio in Bruno’s body.

(posting the link to your previous ask right here so others can understand the context of my response.)

That’s super cool!! Yeah, I mostly see colors, but I love that you get a whole scene in your head! Ive never heard of time-space synesthesia or ticker tape synesthesia. I googled each of them and have an idea of what that would be like, but time-space visualizations are something I’ve never heard of—what exactly is that like?

And yes!! Their colors changed during the body swap too! I believe they changed color because their VAs were swapped out, and in my head, each VA comes with a base color. Like Ray Chase’s base voice is green, and when he turns into Doppio (who usally has a light orange voice in my head,) Doppio’s voice becomes a darker purply-red.

I can totally see what you mean though! I like how it turns into a frozen winter with lots of icicles—that makes sense based on the river rapids you usually picture for Bruno.

thanks for the ask!! Good to hear from you again! <3

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WHy is it that Bruno covered in blood is so hot? why??>???????

I think it’s because it shows off that morally gray side of him—like yeah we all like to think he’s a good guy and nice and all but then you see him covered in blood and you remember, “yeah this guy is a killer. He will not hesitate to murder if he has to.”

Or maybe it’s because he’s injured or smthn. But the message is still the same! This man is morally gray!!

Anyway yeah that’s all I wanted to say. Bruno covered in blood is hot.

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I find it interesting that the pattern on Bruno’s suit resembles ermine fur, which became interwoven with European courts due to it representing moral purity, innocence and dignity. It was also used by royals to denote their virtue.

Bruno, who tries to walk the path he believes is right, who initially believed Passione stood for justice, carries himself with dignity in more than one way, and is seen as a good leader by his squad.

Ermine fur is also associated with heraldry: the design, use and study of the coat of arms. Notably, it was a way to distinguish the heritage and background of knights during battle back in medieval Europe.

Bruno, who has a stand that resembles a knight and even has a small detail that is reminiscent of a knight in his design, has always been seen with this pattern. He is also the only character, aside from Fugo, to have a relatively consistent design throughout his whole life.

You can tell a whole lot about his character from what he wears, be it his personality or the narrative purpose he serves.