#it was just unexpected

[feral-like-a-dog]

No one warns trans boys about anything fr. Voice dropping? Hurts like hell and you sound dorky (affectionate and passes quickly dw). Leg hair in skinny jeans makes your legs feel numb after a while. Bottom growth too big so you have to choose which side of the seam it goes on, but so small itll break rank and shoot pain so bad youll see god into your stomach everytime you step wrong (also passes and is not permanent. And funny.)

Trans men and transmascs please share the things no one warned you about transitioning is so sexy and fun

[permanentbottombunk]

Falling asleep to markiplier (3 scary games playlist) and he starts saying my fucking name.

Hearing markiplier softly shouting the nickname your family uses for you from the darkness is terrifying.

[maybemoss]

the nonbinary rep in ieytd is great until you try to write a fic with both agent phoenix and dr zor and it becomes impossible to tell if a ‘they’ in a sentence is referring to phoenix or zor or both

[outfoxt]

oh that was quite something. maybe I should have read up on this movie

[joanofexys]

lmao if my uncle could just never breathe in my direction again that’d be great

[lesilence]

Me in the photo that random band asked to have with me: 🧍

[concernedcatlady]

finally got my hands on a copy of Harrow The Ninth.

the only thing I will say about it so far is nothing prepared me for the reference of None Pizza Left Beef I stumbled upon in the middle of a very important, plot-revealing conversation.

[ptn-imagines]

Milestone get: Stunlocked by an anon request for the first time! Don't get me wrong, 1) same and also 2) I'm more than happy to do it, but I was expecting that notification to be something else entirely.

[smute]

my usual view is that people are infinitely deep and complicated and you can know somebody intimately for 10 years and still discover new sides to them, but at the same time, a single conversation with someone can occasionally be enough to reveal a key part of themselves. like they say one thing and you know INSTANTLY what their deal is. i suppose then you still don't know them particularly well in terms of their individual personality or character but that one key thing will allow you to make an infinite number of deductions about their life and it is a FASCINATING feeling. anyway this happened with my dentist yesterday. he mentioned one single thing (that i don't care to repeat) and all of a sudden it was like the curtains had lifted. i was watching this supercut of his life and he became a completely different person before my very eyes lmao

[midlarts]

yea the testosterone is working great this morning the grunt i made attempting to get out of bed sounded so much like a thwomp noise that i started laughing and fell back into bed

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

LIZ GILLIES VOICED DAPHNE?????????

[hellohoihey]

saw a character edit to drank en drugs earlier today and still haven't quite recovered

[eclipsedcrystalstar]

Sometimes I look up AJR lyrics on ao3 that give fic title vibes and I’m always at least mildly surprised by what I find. Most unexpected discovery today was looking up Touchy Feely Fool and finding at least two Lucifer x Alastor fics lmao

[ququoquaw]

terrible person but also damn

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[virtualplushy]

i have started asking myself “how can i make this more fun?” in regards to the things i have to do and it is such a small difference but it brings me so much delight