#it was just unexpected

[feral-like-a-dog]

No one warns trans boys about anything fr. Voice dropping? Hurts like hell and you sound dorky (affectionate and passes quickly dw). Leg hair in skinny jeans makes your legs feel numb after a while. Bottom growth too big so you have to choose which side of the seam it goes on, but so small itll break rank and shoot pain so bad youll see god into your stomach everytime you step wrong (also passes and is not permanent. And funny.)

Trans men and transmascs please share the things no one warned you about transitioning is so sexy and fun

[permanentbottombunk]

Falling asleep to markiplier (3 scary games playlist) and he starts saying my fucking name.

Hearing markiplier softly shouting the nickname your family uses for you from the darkness is terrifying.

[maybemoss]

the nonbinary rep in ieytd is great until you try to write a fic with both agent phoenix and dr zor and it becomes impossible to tell if a ‘they’ in a sentence is referring to phoenix or zor or both

[outfoxt]

oh that was quite something. maybe I should have read up on this movie

[joanofexys]

lmao if my uncle could just never breathe in my direction again that’d be great

[lesilence]

Me in the photo that random band asked to have with me: 🧍

[concernedcatlady]

finally got my hands on a copy of Harrow The Ninth.

the only thing I will say about it so far is nothing prepared me for the reference of None Pizza Left Beef I stumbled upon in the middle of a very important, plot-revealing conversation.

[ptn-imagines]

Milestone get: Stunlocked by an anon request for the first time! Don't get me wrong, 1) same and also 2) I'm more than happy to do it, but I was expecting that notification to be something else entirely.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

LIZ GILLIES VOICED DAPHNE?????????

[chamerionwrites]

When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute

[eclipsedcrystalstar]

Sometimes I look up AJR lyrics on ao3 that give fic title vibes and I’m always at least mildly surprised by what I find. Most unexpected discovery today was looking up Touchy Feely Fool and finding at least two Lucifer x Alastor fics lmao

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

im right and we all know it

[ququoquaw]

terrible person but also damn

[plushiebi]

i have started asking myself “how can i make this more fun?” in regards to the things i have to do and it is such a small difference but it brings me so much delight

[andstuffsketches]

vanity

[lilacpaperbird]

american tiktok refugees have flooded rednote/xiaohongshu and this is how chinese wincesties are responding to the antis lmao

Translation:

To Wincest Haters

1. All foreign Destiel shippers must add honorifics when addressing Wincesties.

2. Foreign Destiel shippers are not allowed to interrupt conversations between Wincesties

3. Foreign Destiel shippers must greet Wincesties every morning and evening.

4. Posts by foreign Destiel shippers must not exceed 14 characters, must include punctuation, and cannot include include any offensive or disrespectful remarks. Posts with emojis ranked first in Xiaohongshu are prohibited.

5. Foreign Destiel shippers are forbidden from using stickers/memes.

6. Foreign Destiel shippers must obtain permission from Wincesties before sending images or voice messages.

7. Foreign Destiel shippers can only post 10 comments per day; exceeding this limit will result in a ban.

8. Foreign Destiel shippers are prohibited from posting any information that defames Wincesties.

9. At 10 PM a curfew will be imposed on all foreign Destiel shippers.