#it was just a funny juxtaposition

[bigboobshaunt]

Found a new restaurant that delivers at 2am and they had a lil' message being supportive of picky eaters in the comment box, so you could ask them to remove stuff from your order. I always ask for no tomatoes bc I hate the texture, and I would have done it either way but it was nice to read that!

Anyway, the food just arrived and they put so many tomato slices in it, so I guess that was a wash.

[ghostofreach117]

There are 2 types of Diluc fanart:

[kwistowee]

More tame at an actual rodeo... boy is smitten. SET IT UP (2018) | TWISTERS (2024)

@giftober 2024 | Day 10: Cheering/Clapping

[101suouexpressions]

Friend who's scared to death and friend who's always (⌒▽⌒).

[stormbros]

Post campaign 3 one-shot idea: Chet's Funeral

[phoenixcatch7]

Like I know it's self indulgence but it'd be so funny to see a full kardashian style Brucie Wayne, spoilt playboy prince of Gotham, local sunshine idiot on the front page every other week for darwinian levels of idiocy or billionaire levels of donations.

But he gets kidnapped or something and there's illusions or mind magics that make him think he's in the bat suit and then he gets dumped in the middle of a live world broadcast arena to fight some goons.

Like he doesn't think anything of it, batman's been kidnapped and forced into gladitorial arenas for sport many times before, maybe he always carries concealed weapons so he's still got like grapples and batarangs and stuff, but he's just going full doomslayer on these guys. No cowl. No suit. Just an open silk shirt and a pair of slacks. In full view of the world.

Tell you what, what about the whole justice league. Just a group of the motleyest people you've ever met. There's about as many famous people as there are absolute nobodies.

Several billionaires defer to the guy who writes articles on outdated lead in buildings and socio economic corruption. There's a renowned museum curator flying and uppercutting aliens so hard they get tossed across the room. There's a guy who spoke in science conferences about meta containment procedures running up the wall and delivering a roundhouse kick to three enemies at once. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Of all people. Two world famous idiot ceo celebrities. And they're back to back whaling on armoured alien henchmen like a well oiled team. A ten year old podcaster shooting lightning from his fingers and no one in the group bats an eye.

Just.... Insanity.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

Me to people who are using "judeochristian" imprudently

[silvermoon424]

Transphobes will tell trans men "It's so sad how the left brainwashed you into this! When you regret it and realize it was just a phase, I hope you can detransition and regain the femininity the Lord blessed you with."

And the trans men they're preaching to are like:

[legobiwan]

I'll probably post more detailed and coherent thoughts about my TotJ rewatch later today (now with 30% less yelling), but I have to comment on this little maneuver above.

Mace and Dooku are suddenly attacked from the rear in their confrontation with the Raxus soldiers.

Dooku: Busts out his patented behind-the-back, elegant Makashi defense move.

Mace: PARKOUR!

[personinthepalace]

Emily and Edward sharing their support on Jane and Guildford appreciation days, respectively 🥺

[coldgoldlazarus]

Kinda funny to me that along with all the other ways Fusion turned Metroid conventions on their head, arguably just as radical as the rest was the addition of ladders and a ledge grab. It's like reading a list of charges starting with arson and murder and ending in jaywalking.

Samus's gunship? Gone, blew up. She gets a replacement, sure, but it's a completely different shape and color, and the hatch is on the bottom instead of up top; it's just not the same. Samus's armor? Got infected and half-disassembled, now everything hits way harder and she looks all freaky. Metroids? Gone, but she is one now. The Ice Beam, the single most important upgrade in any of the prior games? Can't use it anymore, and she's weak to it now. Setting? Not a planet this time, but a sterile space station; even the enclosed habitats retain a distinctly artificial feeling. Chozo statues? Only one, and it turns out to be fake anyway; now upgrades are obtained by download stations. Item pickups? Replaced by creatures that run away and can turn back into enemies if you don't grab them quickly enough. The X even try to mimic missile expansions to get the drop on Samus at one point. The unseen but implicitly good Federation? Very much no longer trustworthy.

Even traversal feels different, with finding secret passages and indirect routes constantly required for progression as the direct paths get demolished. And of course, the much-discussed enforced linearity, and constant directions and waypoints from a talkative mission control AI. And of course of course, literally the embodiment of Samus's former power and freedom hunting her new self down throughout.

Where Super zigged, Fusion zagged. If there is an expected direction for the game to go in, Fusion subverts it. Anything familiar and nice, Fusion destroys and replaces with something unwelcoming or different. And yet, in its audacity, it works.

Oh, and now you can climb stuff lol.

[simcardiac-arrested]

wait, that elias?

[deoidesign]

Someone killed my boss last night and he sent me this I'm so fired

god I can't wait to make this comic.

[agardenintheshire]

excerpt from meriadoc brandybuck's introduction to his book herblore of the shire.....imagine shouting out your bestie wizard friend that you went on a wild adventure with where you almost died in your book about the history of weed*!!!!

[mayhasopinions]

i cannot stress enough how well TOH handles ships, and it's also the funnist thing ever. like, here are the canon/semi-canon ones:

Lumity - a love story about two girls discovering their identities and finding love where both of them thought that it wasn't possible.

Raeda - a tragic, bittersweet but lovely tale about letting someone go and loving someone at their best but also their worst.

Huntlow - an uplifting, warm story about two people with disabilities lifting each other up, inspiring and supporting each other through tough times.

Gustholomule - 12 year olds being 12 year olds

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Can we talk about how fcked up Charles can be sometimes? Can we talk about how Charles can sometimes be actually scary as a person? Like he can legit be nefarious sometimes, but those moments are not as talked about as Erik's warcrimes (aside from the holocaust visions from TAS)

girlfriend i promise we're all very aware about how wack charles xavier can be and i assure you his nefarious moments are talked plenty from what i run into. like outside of this inbox most times you breathe charles' name to someone they'll be prepared to start swinging