#it was just ... INSANE
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went to see a therapist for the first time today and i told her how i was feeling recently and a bit about past things and she turned off the big light and asked if i knew anything about autism and I've never felt more validated before. im in total disbelief over the whole conversation.
#like???#i was not expecting that#but she saw all these things that had me questioning it#and just validated it#it was crazy#personal#hotlunch#might delete#it was just insane
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND
IT WAS THIS
#did i mention I'm autistic hi#insane discovery literally just now#i definitely scared it really bad i do feel bad about thar#i just wanted to see what it was...#misc
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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#girlblogger#girl rotting#girlblogging#coquette community#girl interrupted#lana del rey#dollette#female hysteria#girlhood#kissofagirl#female manipulator#girl interupted syndrome#female insanity#hell is a teenage girl#lizzy grant#just girly things
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"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out
#me when the#when#when the#freaky#thoughts ୨𖹭୧#girlblogging#it girl#wonyoungism#girlhood#pink pilates princess#female insanity#girly tumblr#this is what makes us girls#girly stuff#im just a girl#girlcore#girlworld#girl things#girl thoughts#girl code#girl therapy#divine feminine#hyper feminine#hyperfemininity
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nacho ahhahaha (i hope this looks cool)
#mari's art#(the background is supposed to move when u scroll)#guys if u coukdnt tell already i have an insane gravity falls addiction rn#i rewatched the show#then read the entirety of journal 3 & lost legends in one sitting#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher fanart#Oh#tw eyestrain#just in case
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im slowly losing it
#this is a girlblog#girly thoughts#girlblogging#loser girl#im just a girl#female hysteria#female manipulator#manic pixie dream girl#this is what makes us girls#femcel#lana del rey#hell is a teenage girl#coquette#girl interupted syndrome#sylvia plath#buffalo66#girl interrupted#waifspo#girly stuff#just girly things#just girly posts#i need a lobotomy#loser gf#girl rotting#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly thoughts#sadgirl#lana del ray aesthetic#girlhood#im going insane
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...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh
it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|
#marcille donato#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#falin touden#chilchuck tims#izutsumi#delicious in dungeon#this is also about kabru and mithrun stop focusing so hard on how it was ‘forced upon’ kabru as if it’s the most evil thing in the world#they took care of EACH OTHER during that time and mithrun wasn’t doing nothing#people are so weird about him and reduce mithrun down to his disability as if he isn’t CAPTAIN for a reason#it’s sooo insane#try thinking about how their time together serves the themes of the story rather than a biased interpretation#of all the things that happen in this manga people focus on the weirdest things to apply to real life#people try to construe is as something evil with evil intent as if it’s not there to benefit the THEMES of the story#woah a huge...heron? just landed on a tree i've been staring at it for like 10 minutes its pretty#dungeon meshi spoilers
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#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girlblogger#girlblogging#im just a girl#lana del rey#coquette#girl blog#girl blogger#hyper feminine#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#lizzy grant#why am i like this#girl interupted syndrome#im going to kms#im going insane#this is a girlblog#blythe doll#just girly things#i just want to be thin#3d not sheeran#self h@rm#send help#attention wh0r3#female rage#runaway#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#female hysteria#girlblog
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#girlblogging#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#im going insane#tumblr girls#cigarette#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#nympette#nymph3t#coquette dollete#coqeutte#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#just girly thoughts#just girly posts#im just a girl#just girly things#the virgin suicides#thought daughter#girl things#girly stuff#girl core#this is a girlblog#this is girlhood#coquette#just a girlblog#girblogger#whisper girl
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when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people
the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to
#just kidding the third option is i drive myself insane#trying to find a way to write someone like me in a way i may be respected as a human being#without shaving away the more frightening aspects of my experience or life#challenge level . impossible. i will die. or they will make youtube 3 hour long rant videos about it someday#scratchpost#txt
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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
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#girlblog#im just a girl#dear diary#black swan#girlblogging#divine feminine#female histeria#female hysteria#female insanity#female manipulator#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girl interrupted#girlhood#lana del rey#girlboss gatekeep gaslight#hell is a teenage girl#girl boss gaslight gatekeep#gilmore girls#girlblog aesthetic#girl blogging#girlboss behavior#just a girlblog#just girly things#live laugh girlblog#my girlblog#manic pixie dream girl#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#female rage
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#tmblrgirl#girly tumblr#girlblog#nepo baby#just girly things#manic pixie dream girl#girl problems#coquette dollete#girl things#girlrotting#this is girlhood#female insanity#girlblogging#cinnamon girl#nepotism#iconic
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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