#it was deserved tbf
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Chat after watching Dan get executed live on stream
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Whippy, Stop Drawing Harvey Lounging Like He's Waiting For a Lapdance: A Challenge
(Impossible)
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--- Napping with the firelord can be something so personal
#zuko#firelord zuko#sokka#zukka#atla#avatar the legend of aang#im gonna become that fanartist that just draws my ship napping all the time arent i#tbf they deserve a nap after everything :' )#Blue Art
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There are outsiders inside the Guard headquarters - capital O Outsiders, in Thorn’s mind, whose palms are growing sweaty inside his gloves. There’s a crackle of static across his HUD which temporarily blurs the bright orange markings across Commander Cody’s armour in front of his eyes, and he wonders a little faintly if making a break for it would be worth it.
Maybe if he kicked the Commander in the shin. Emotionally, if not realistically.
General Kenobi hums deeply into his mysterious Jedi beard, and Thorn abandons that line of thinking. It would just mean leaving Thire in charge anyways, a thought he shudders at. Fox has been gone for only eight hours and twelve minutes, and already Thorn wants to spend the rest of his life in the scream closet. He has considerably more empathy for the Marshall Commanders refusal to keep to anything approximating an existent sleep schedule all of a sudden.
“This is a very strange turn of events”, the General remarks, for the seventh time that hour. He’s been hm-ing and ah-ing his entire trip through HQ, making that line of tension threatening to snap Thorn’s spine draw up tighter each time. He’s going to give Stabby a nervous breakdown, at this rate. “As I understand it, Marshall Commander Fox was considered rather severe to the point of disproportionality in his consciousness of duty.” General Kenobi’s face does something very strange. “Even considering the evidence and facts, I cannot picture him assassinating the Chancellor and kidnapping a Senator.”
Thorn can, actually, a thought he doesn’t voice. Assassinating the Chancellor, that is. A good number of the Guard can picture themselves doing exactly that, and Stabby needs to be physically restrained from doing it on a regular basis. He also cannot picture Fox kidnapping a Senator, though, especially that one.
Which is why this stinks to high heaven.
“General”, Cody breaks the awkward silence Kenobi was evidently waiting for Thorn to fill, “Fox didn’t kill the Chancellor - he couldn’t have. He would never -“ The 212th’s wonder boy pauses briefly, searching for something to say that conveys more gravitas than trust me, I just know. Evidently, he doesn’t find it, because he finishes lamely on, “- he just wouldn’t.”
Shows you how much you know, ori’vod, Thorn thinks acidly, with all the pent-up rage of two years’ time watching Fox silently break apart at the seams.
“We will get to the bottom of this, Cody”, Kenobi says soothingly, with the hope for someone who hasn’t been chewed up and spit back out but Coruscant. “I promise, the Jedi are doing-“
A loud banging noise drowns out the rest of Kenobi’s sentence, and then promptly cuts off the rest when part of the ceiling suddenly caves in with extreme prejudice - no, Thorn realizes, that’s the air vent being launched at the ground followed by a dark, blurry shape of long dreads and sandy Jedi robe. Heartbeat thundering in his throat, Thorn barely stops himself in time from unloading his blasters into the stranger and is only slightly comforted by Cody’s equally drawn blaster. Only Kenobi is unimpressed by the turn of events, Jedi space-spidey-senses and all.
“- everything we can”, he finishes dryly, flicking a speck of dust off his fellow Jedi. “Commander Thorn, meet Quinlan Vos. Quinlan-“
“Yes, yes, good morning or afternoon, whatever”, the Jedi - Vos - intercepts. Thorn doesn’t point out that it’s advanced evening dipping into the night-cycle, because it might make him lose his shit for good. “We have a problem, Obes. There’s some creepy shit going on here - Force, all of you need therapy.” That last bit is aimed at Thorn, he’s pretty sure. The furrowed brow definitely is. “And some heavy-duty medical assistance, I’m pretty sure. What the kriff is up with that?”
Kenobi’s eyebrows are steadily inching towards his hairline, and beneath the bucket and general assholery Thorn is sure Cody’s are doing the same. He’s rescued by a sudden chime from the Commander’s com signalling a priority level one message, and Wolffe’s grey armour that pops up.
“Kote, thank kriff I caught you - there’s some seriously weird stuff in the Chancellor’s office, the General said to get Kenobi over here as fast as possible. No sign of Fox, but-“
Which is when Vos decides to pipe up by throwing a comlink at Kenobi that makes Thorn’s chest grow cold with panic, because it should be locked behind several bomb- and thief-proof doors deep in the lower levels. “Right, I might be able to help with that!”
Which is when, to Thorn’s growing horror, the comlink lights up and all he can do is watch numbly as Fox’s voice crackles through.
“-kriffing Sithspit is going on, Thorn, you can’t just send out distress signals and then not answer, was your growth tube kriffing dropped or -“
A loud, familiar wailing sound interrupts Fox in his rant, just as it was starting to get good. Thorn wants to bang his head into the wall. Thorn wants many things.
“MEESA NO MEAN TO IMPALE THE CHANCELLOR ONSA PEN, MEESA SORRY!”
#commander fox#corrie guard deserves better#commander thorn#jar jar binks#clone wars au#inspired by the episode where jar jar and mace go on a mission together#which was the best cw ep in my opinion#tbf it would be much funnier to write them on a months long run from the law buddycop thing#but also i feel sorry for fox’ sanity as is#coruscant guard
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One thing I like about DMC is the parallels they sneak in where at first you may not think it is...but the more you think about it...
Like the scene in 3 with Arkham is essentially Vergil's first big footsteps into hunting for his father's power years later after the tragedy he endured. He's looking for a way to grab that power, and here comes Arkham to begin to properly set him on the path that builds up the domino effect that THEN sets up the rest of the suffering he has to endure. From his clash with his twin, to his defeat, then his attempted clash with Mundus that leads into his enslavement and weakening that sets the stage for DMC5 with the birth of V and Urizen.
Then, in Visions of V, the climax has it where V embraces Urizen and encounters essentially the form of his fears and weakness as his younger self. Of course, V is met with immediate act of aggression through instinct of self defense by his younger manifestation but he still is prompted to not show his special book to return to him, but also remind him that 'Power alone is not enough'.
That line alone has me thinking like....wow. A complete opposite to the context of the moment with Arkham, where there's the talk about power and the desire for it. The fact that its basically himself on the other side of his own sword in VoV telling him that is, to me, such an interesting display of character growth. I don't know if that moment in VoV was meant to reference the Arkham convo in 3, but I like to believe it was. Its so alike, that it'd be weird if it wasn't to me.
Here's another cheeky one I like too, by the way.
The very night that Vergil reclaims Yamato and heads home to split himself into V and Urizen has a full moon. JUST like the very night when Vergil first defeated Dante that would eventually lead into the escalation of 3's plot and even having an ironic callback in 5 that would lead into Dante unlocking his Sin Devil Trigger.
One's a moment of victory over his twin brother, asserting his power. The other? A moment of reflection of losses that haunt him to this day, reminding him of the weakness he's desperately trying to chase away. The said desperation that peaks his desire for power and pushes him to believe abandoning his humanity is a benefit.
Of course, these thoughts still haunts him even as V (and especially Urizen, but I've mentioned that before) to the point where he reflects over it a few times. I often talk about these moment in VoV, but its just...man. One of the best things we got for DMC. A good addition for Vergil's character and essentially the icing ontop of the cake for 5 alongside the Before the Nightmare novel. There's several things it calls back to for Vergil's journey subtle or not. I hope we get more content like it in the future (maybe even have VoV localized officially), alongside games of course.
#devil may cry#dmc#leo's dmc analysis#I feel like I'm a nerd that should be shoved in the locker for how much I talk about VoV#tbf I would deserve it but it'd also be worth it#Graaaah I love Vergil as a character and the subtle refs they sneak in generally!!!#I'll prob talk more about the 3 manga and 1 prequel novel when the netflix series comes out#so bare with me abit longer-#meanwhile I'll have other small stuff between random yaps lmao
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i just had a very hilarious idea
at the end of the WCI arc, when the Retrieval Squad are safe and heading towards Wano, Nami laments that she had somewhat hoped to get the chance to steal some money from Big Mom
and then Ichiji, the madlad, just untucks his shirt and lifts it up. what happens? sacks with Berry and jewelry falls down on the lawn deck
Ichiji casually reveals that that he, just hours before the Whole Cake Wedding Assasination, decided to sneak and raid so much treasure from his and Sanji's sire.
"child support." he simply says. "with interest, of course."
Nami, of course, get Berry sign in her eyes and just says "Ichiji...you know that you're my best friend, right?" and Ichiji just smiles, a real genuine smile for the first time since Dressrosa, and says "of course, Nami dearest. would you have the honor to keep these safely?"
but it's on one condition; Ichiji wants to keep a specific jewelry box that belonged to his and Sanji's mother Sora.
while Nami is busy counting the money, Sanji and Ichiji sits together and looks in their mother's jewelry box, remembering and admiring the beautiful necklaces, rings, earrings and bracelets she used to own. there is also old photographs, hand-written notes and small bottles with perfume from the North Blue.
Sanji wanted Nami to have some, but she declined and said she didn't need it. Nami understood perfectly well that it was Ichiji and Sanji's late mother's things
none of them are sure what to do with the jewelry box and its' contents, but Ichiji simply stole it back because he didn't had the heart to leave it behind
also later
Sanji: *cooking lunch* WAIT you stole all that from the treasury and then fought with sacks of gold and jewels in your clothes?! Ichiji: what, like it's hard? *sips wine like an absolute icon*
also bonus
post-Wano, Zoro absolutely threw himself in the ocean for a swim when he saw Sanji wearing his mother's sapphire and gold earrings. the marimo claimed the weather was hot when they were actually closer to a spring island.
Nami called bullshit on that lol
#pooks rambles#one piece#one piece au#straw hat ichiji au#ichiji runs away with sanji au#vinsmoke ichiji#scarlet ichiji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#cat burglar nami#roronoa zoro#zosan#whole cake arc#wano arc#nami and ichiji are besties your honor#canon ichiji even had a line about “paying with interest”#straw hat ichiji just fucking RAIDED the treasury and took back what the asshole Judge was owe him#also Sora's jewelry box ;_;#just saying that Sanji and Ichiji deserved to have a memento of her#Sanji would look so pretty in his mother's jewelry#Zoro's pining increased with 100x#he can't believe that he's gonna marry that pretty foul-mouthed cook#but only after he's become the world's greatest swordsman#tbf he hasn't even asked Sanji yet lmao#Nami is running the ZoSan betting pool
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First I cried for him, and then I cried for me. Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be.
#portal#portal 2#chell#wheatley#chelley#chell x wheatley#wheatley x chell#sorry is this too much#toxic bisexuality#she doesn’t kill him#what unmedicated ptsd does a mfer#tbf from her pov he deserved it#though her feelings are very complicated#in the heat of rage#wheatley a freak lowkey#they’ll be fine#eventually
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(From that one discord screenshot)
Atem: hm. I see. That d&d campaign revealed more things about you than I thought.
#yugioh#prideshipping#seto kaiba#atem#ame draws#as soon as I saw that screenshot I rushed for my iPad#also I’m sorry for always drawing atem judging kaiba but tbf I think he deserves it#I think he says the wildest things#when atem; supported by yugi; suggested they invite seto to d&d night everyone was a bit skeptical#but turns out he’s so unintentionally funny#and super into it#I think d&d nights with the gang are wild
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Agatha: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?!
Rio: ...Homicide. You killed your whole family.
#incorrect quotes#Agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#rio x agatha#vidarkness#dark nature#they kinda deserved it tbf
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@lotftober2024 Day 5: Mulberry
"He says he saw the beastie, the snake-thing, and will it come back tonight" okay so I did the fire as the snake thing, just bcs :b
A WHOLE DAY LATE SORRY
#lotf#lord of the flies#lotf fanart#lotf mulberry#no beta we die like mulberry#bro literally started the idea of the beast and left :I#iconic behaviour tbf#he deserved better tho :(((#lotftober#lotftober 2024
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Quick comfort doodles because brains being weirdly mean for some reason
#rain world#rain world downpour#doodles#artihunter#hunting spears#spearhunter#qpr (hunting spears)#rw hunter#rw artificer#rw spearmaster#rw shipping#dw i’ll feel better in a bit! just getting through the weird funky feeling night#listen - spears and hunter are so queer platonic to me and artificer should shake hands with spears#‘yes we both think hunter deserves the best’ but in their own ways as wlw and qpr#powerful#i…need to do more silly doodles with pixel pens actually#it’s fun. don’t mind me-#i’m also playing more of the arti campaign i have no idea where i’m going even when i watched playthroughs lmfao#tbf i used them more as background noise#still think spearmaster fits my playstyle more. dual weild…
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Don't do it. Don't start. I always say you can only have one expensive hobby at a time and thank GOD mine is comics, bc if I bought the cards I want I'd be so much worse off.
sjdhjd yesterday two of my best friends taught me to play magic & built me a deck, and when i told my dad he had wisdom to impart
#i just stole my exs cards tbh#it was deserved tbf#or traded cards#or they were gifted to me#and i played EDH/Commander#well#play#getting back into it and was gifted my decks
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Luke, the bar is in hell with with the Devil and his half-demon daughter.
#shoot from the hip#toby's secret pocket#tbf luke did deserve more credit for correcting both toby and don ciciccio's names (/lh)#but also I'm almost surprised that the “how low is the fucking bar” wasn't suceeded with a short joke
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alicent: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, dearest?
aemond: no.
aegon, bursting through the door: i do.
alicent: i know, aegon.
aegon: i'm sad and horny, all the time.
alicent: i said i know, aegon.
#poor aegon he really doesn't deserve this#tbf alicent didn't deserve to be a child bride either#they're all so :(((#quotes#incorrect house of the dragon#incorrect hotd#alicent#alicent hightower#aegon#aegon targaryen#aegon ii#aegon ii targaryen#aemond#aemond targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon
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me giving stede a big dick in every fic i write
#tbf the scene i'm currently writing might be the first time i've specified but rest assured it always applies#it's what he (and more importantly ed) deserves
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i mean i love satogou....BUT GENUINELY poor chloe LOL 😥😥
#pokemon anime#ash ketchum#anipoke#goh pokemon#satogou#firstfriendshipping#ash x goh#pokemon goh#pokemon journeys#i miss them#CHLOE DESERVED BETTER#LOVE FOR CHLOE GUYS#poor chloe tho 😞😞#tho i do love satogou tbf tbf tbf
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