#they kinda deserved it tbf
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Agatha: Wait- Your arresting me because I'm a homo?!
Rio: ...Homicide. You killed your whole family.
#incorrect quotes#Agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#rio x agatha#vidarkness#dark nature#they kinda deserved it tbf
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Porky has been sentenced to the little tykes electric chair
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Share to save a dandruff-haver's sanity
i am making this post because all my life i have been told my dandruff was my fault for not washing my hair correctly and shamed for having "poor hygiene" as a result - this is probably where the bfrbs started tbh.
SO. There are two main types of dandruff!
Dry scalp flakes: these are white and itty bitty! you can probably solve this with a good hair and skincare routine. HOWEVER unless they are bothering you it is absolutely not necessary for any kind of health reason (afaik! disclaimer! i am not a doctor! this is not actionable medical advice nor should you take me anywhere near as seriously as a dermatologist). IS NOT CAUSED BY POOR HYGIENE.
Fungal dandruff: Bigger, yellowish, possibly oily/greasy flakes! Caused by your genetics going Oops All Yeast! Generally requires a prescription antifungal treatment from a dermatologist! ALSO NOT CAUSED BY POOR HYGIENE.
Either way, if you have dandruff, a dermatologist is the one you want to consult if it's bothering you! and frankly, even if it was a hygiene issue, nobody deserves to be shamed for that!!!!! especially considering that there are plenty of people who struggle to shower regularly due to circumstances beyond their control!
AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP SHAMING PEOPLE WITH DANDRUFF!!!!
#dandruff#byrd chirps#byrd's business#i am Big Mad about this#because ALL of my parents blamed me for my dandruff#and no matter what they tried it wouldn't go away#but they never thought to take me to a dermatologist for this SKIN issue#just assumed that we were doing something wrong#and i got called gross for having dandruff#and tbf it is kinda gross! but you don't call a literal child gross and say its their own fault#idk maybe my parents were just That Shitty and nobody else has this issue#but regardless. on the off chance that someone went through what i did:#i see u. you've done nothing wrong. you didn't fuck up in some way that makes you deserve to have dandruff#and by no means do you deserve to be shamed for it#certainly not to a degree where you feel like you have to cause yourself pain with scrubbing and picking and chemicals that don't even work#(which is what I've been doing)#dandruff havers ily and i am giving you a lil forehead kissie#dandruff shamers i am going to killing you with hammers
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have i told yall how much duolingo emails me everyday and calls me stupid
#sunflower rambles#screenshot#why do i deserve this huge humiliation#I'M NOT STUPID OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#tbf i am kinda stupid for using duolingo but i only use it as a hobby#don't look at my humongous day streak
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hung out with my gf all day today!! it was so much fun except she learned i was ticklish and she started tickling me every time i focused on neopets too hard 😭
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why did i accidentally open an old dm that was relevant to my current goings on. no idea who the person is that sent me this btw ajfhahd not putting their name for obvious reasons. i dont even remember the full context
#buddy im not anti pearlrose but i dont personally ship it cause i do think it was toxic 😭#being chronically unable to communicate IS STILL TOXIC DJSJFJD#the communication was not the only issue anyway....#also wait did i like. mention shipping rapunzel and cassandra at some point. is that why this happened#i dont ship it anymore anfjajd theyre also toxic for eachother and both deserve better (which they (assumedly) get)#my biggest thing here is why that person was in my DMs saying that 😭 what. i dont even remember this#this is the whole interaction btw lol#my post#ignore me#I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH SHIPPING DISCOURSE AJFJAJD I REALLY DONT CARE BRO#imo ship whoever you want as long as its not incest or pedophilic. i mean obviously i cant stop people from doing thay#but i will judge them harshly and block them for it lol#ALSO. CASSUNZEL? IS THAT THE SHIP NAME? i mean thats not the worst but it kinda sucks#all their ship names would suck i guess... caps... uhh... rapass..... tbf rapunzel is such a hard name to mess with
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a wreck-room on the station would bring in SO MUCH revenue
#who are queue? what do queue want?#for once it’s not an incorrect quote#tw capslock#babylon 5#b5#wreck room#rage room#whatever you call it#tbf the revenue would probably mostly be from Ivanova#either that or she gets some sort of pass for free#it’s well-deserved#I mean given the acts of sabotage that happen on a bi-weekly basis… the station kinda already is one (unofficially)
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i just don’t understand. why say ur ready to talk if you aren’t?
can u believe this post is what got me to reach tag limit
#vaugepostimg on main about an irl don’t mind me#i just. am feeling sad bcus i have been trying to keep my distance and respect the space they said they needed. and then they reached out to#me for their book club and said we should chat and i got excited! i miss my friend of course i got excited#still let them take the lead. i want them to be comfortable. they said they’d lmk what day they were free#and then proceeded to ghost me for like. almost two weeks??#(it was 10 days but !!! still!!! almost 2 weeks from them suggesting i come to book club which would’ve inherently necessitated an irl talk#and then after all that yesterday said they actually weren’t ready which. hurted#tbf i knew something was up after like 2 days of them not replying so it’s not like i was fully caught off guard it just really hurt#and like i feel weird bcus our social circles are really overlapped and i spent a lot of time with them last winter and i had thought#that would happen again this winter. we would swim together a lot and i consistently went to their house dinners#bcus if i care about you i show up! and i’m understanding ! bcus i am patient and kind person and as a triple taurus i’m not tryna rush ever#especially when it comes to people’s emotions ??? especially if someone has told me i hurt them???? like ik im an autistic lesbian but#despite popular conceptions on that particular identity. im not fucking evil ????? if you ask for space i will give you space !!!!!#and like when it comes to emotions and conflict i’m blunt but i’m caring and it takes a lot for me to be disinfranchised by people#or relationships. so i’m not saying i don’t want to still be her friend#i’m just. noticing behaviors#they did tell me that they were very avoidant in conflict and i told them i’m very much not and like. now that i’m on the receiving end of i#idk what to do!! i’m not gonna chase her down like they’re grown!! and again!!! if you ask for space i’m going to respect that!!!#and like honestly. i’m happy she at least gave me the curtesy of saying they weren’t ready to talk even if it took her mad long to do it#so like. who tf knows when we’ll talk. if ever. probably when she wants the validation of our friendship if it even happens at all#bcus again. she reached out not to reconnect and clear the air but to check if i still wanted to come to her club she was starting#ik in earlier conversations she was worried no one would come but ig she found people. which like good for her tbh but to be honest i feel#discarded?? i’m feeling like i’m failing to not project too much so i gotta stop but idk man i’m just feeling weird about it all#and then i had the thought today of like. is this what i want in a friendship? someone who goes back and forth abt whether or not i’m worth#which again. kinda wasn’t expecting that bcus we spent so much time together last autumn/winter/spring like. many times per week!!!#so the idea of not being her friend all of a sudden?? feels fucjing weird to think about#but like? i don’t want to feel this way this is what i hate about west coast/white people conflict resolution!! there fucking isn’t any!!!#and i can’t deal with that! i can’t spend my life with people who aren’t going to engage with me as a person who cares about them#humans are fallible creatures and were only here on earth for so long so why are we wasting time here? what is the point of all this ???????#but then the guilt and shame say i deserve it all and at that point i just need to stop so. i’m gonna stop now lol
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no ship is good for my special fictional man no one in his franchise could treat him right. the only good ship he has is with me. i couldn't treat him right either but consider this *walks away and never returns*
#nikolai 🤝 jing yuan#it's always the white haired :3 mouth bird loving silly men huh#actually sunday fits that description too kinda. minus the silly part (or rather he's silly on a meta level not a personal one)#and it works out bc he does have. someone. who also wouldn't treat him right but tbf that's kind of what he deserves
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hey avo !! im so sorry ur going thru it rn :[[ but i was wondering if youd be open to giving some writing advice ? like just giving some suggestions on how certain emotions or a scene or smthn should b written if ur not up 2 it that is SOSOSOSSOOOOOO ok idm if ur not up 2 it :] - [i hope things get better man !!!!!!! rlly rooting 4 u rn] fruit fic anon
hey my love. i can definitely try but as u can probably see im not feelin so hot about my own writing rn (the other day someone literally thought something one of my good tumblr friends wrote was one of my fics which sort of bashed my confidence a bit; like the most memorable thing about my fics is that they’re someone else’s 🙃)
#fruit fic anon#Vent#sorry I’m just goin thru it rn#Just gotta let it pass#I’ll just vent to all almost 2k of you like a normal person#Avo answers#and it was a really really good fic tbf which DID deserve kudos. and I’d have Been honoured if I wrote it but I didn’t#kinda crappy for both me and the actual author
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the aftons and henry's family dynamics being switched in the movie franchise's continuity would make sense but also in the most fucked up way bc it's like. scott really said that locked box is closed FOREVER we never get to know the games' secrets. we are just left to a void of mystery.
#mine#i will continue rooting for mike is still an afton through his aunt theory but.#ig congrats mp for making a fnaf theory that actually makes sense again cause damn... we're just. Thinking now.#tbh regardless i would really like for the movies to end with a showdown between william & henry directly#like. we know henry knows everything bc of fnaf 6 & i. NEED. the SPEECH recreated in the movie#but imagine henry saying The Line to william's face. and then burning the building down. looking him in the eye#as they both go down in the building together#it'd be really epic and cool and i think henry deserves being the most iconic man in movies ever like that#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie theory#fnaf theory#tbf though like. regarding the games being so confusing#at this point. as people who have been here genuinely from the jump#there's at least a few interpretations of at least scott's games that make sense & are coherent.#& just kinda accepting help wanted onward as almost like. a botw approach to the timeline#where it's SO far removed from everything that happened in the original timeline#it's just. kinda on its own playing field. that. makes the most sense to me. like. down to the og games#genuinely just being urban legends to ppl.#but idk. i dont think we'll ever know the games#the movies on the other hand though HAVE to make sense bc. it's a movie.#much harder to achieve being cryptic in a movie.#though it is interesting that at least as far as we know#the number of children between the families is directly swapped.#what's up w that. for why.#pls take all the time u need w the second movie we waited 8 yrs for the first we can wait forever but also i need answers NOW
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Amami Seiichi hearing some kid backstage scream his name at an inhuman volume and electing to book it out of the Phoenix Stage building as soon as the show was over to get seats on a roller coaster… what a king. They could never make me hate you.
#bc there’s no way he didn’t hear tsukasa from back stage#‘he was rude and sounded mean in canary’ tbf he had good points. do I agree with ‘they don’t deserve to be on stage’ no but#he was right abt viewing the audience as equal#although it would be kinda funny if he turns out to be a huge jack ass#mine
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So we just did a 2.5 day long scene focusing on butch patriarchy stuff and Istg my brain is broken now I keep seeing shit on tumblr or hearing shit on my video essays abt women being held up to unreasonable expectations in some way and while i did get to "omfg I hate patriarchy" in a few seconds my first thoughts were "damn it'd be hot if my butch held me up to unreasonable expectations of femininity and then punished me for not living up to them and jerked off with my tears"
#tbf I spent an entire weekend being domesticated#and made to say shit like femmes don't deserve rights#and she treated to kill me and cut off my fingers multiple times#so like#it's gonna take some time to get back to normal lol#but also it's kinda fun to be brain broken lol#fits in with the whole bimbofication side of the kink
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please dont cancel me but actually i do feel pretty bad for the teen boy who died in the submarine ://
#rich people suck YES but he was a 19 year old boy and#from what ive read the main reason he even went was to please his father :((((#like!! i might not be 100% correct on my facts so correct me but.#yeah.#eh tbf terrible shit like this is happening all the time on a#MUCH larger scale but to say that alll 5 people in there deserved to die kinda strikes iffy with me. 4 of them maybe idrc but#19 is still a kid to me oof#anyway ill admit the whole things farrr away from me that im kind of indifferent to the submarine thing in general. dont feel very compelle#by it idk. the world went to shit a long time ago#yeet.txt
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Jazz hands but sarcastic
#im real tired#sorry#ive been annoying about kinda everything recently#so i wint complsin bc i dont wanna be a burden#but im so. so tired#im debating just getting up even though its 3:30am#i wish i could just r e s t#but apparently i dont get that luxury#this is just further proof that the universe hates me#which is so valid because im. well. m e.#and tbf someone as terrible as me deserves nothing nice#but#man what woukdnt di fir a full nights rest
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I say I’m not rlly into bishop torture aus but I have a very stupid au called bury the bishops where some of Solanges followers decide that they aren’t fucking with the bishops and Nari being in the cult and kill them ( or well it’s mainly they kill Nari and the other bishops get killed by proxy bc of their relationship with Nari )
It’s pretty much more of a dark comedy than actually being fucked up bc like half of the au is the followers trying to make sure Solange doesn’t find out ( she knows though ) and other half is Bishop family therapy in the afterlife
#Tbf this au was supposed to be just Nari biting the curb but since I wanted to call it Bury the Bishops I decided they’re all gonna die#and yes the au name is a reference to bury the bully from npmd#also Solange doesn’t immediately resurrect them bc A. resurrection is taxing on her and B. she thinks it’s kinda deserved#and bc they’re in the afterlife and not purgatory Solange doesn’t feel as shitty for leaving them there for a while#hell it might do them some good#hence the family therapy aspect#cosmic chatz#cotl#cult of the lamb#solange is my lamb btw
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