#tbf he deserves it
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Whippy, Stop Drawing Harvey Lounging Like He's Waiting For a Lapdance: A Challenge
(Impossible)
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how do i get lady to stop laying on and suffocating crust…
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Chat after watching Dan get executed live on stream
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i just had a very hilarious idea
at the end of the WCI arc, when the Retrieval Squad are safe and heading towards Wano, Nami laments that she had somewhat hoped to get the chance to steal some money from Big Mom
and then Ichiji, the madlad, just untucks his shirt and lifts it up. what happens? sacks with Berry and jewelry falls down on the lawn deck
Ichiji casually reveals that that he, just hours before the Whole Cake Wedding Assasination, decided to sneak and raid so much treasure from his and Sanji's sire.
"child support." he simply says. "with interest, of course."
Nami, of course, get Berry sign in her eyes and just says "Ichiji...you know that you're my best friend, right?" and Ichiji just smiles, a real genuine smile for the first time since Dressrosa, and says "of course, Nami dearest. would you have the honor to keep these safely?"
but it's on one condition; Ichiji wants to keep a specific jewelry box that belonged to his and Sanji's mother Sora.
while Nami is busy counting the money, Sanji and Ichiji sits together and looks in their mother's jewelry box, remembering and admiring the beautiful necklaces, rings, earrings and bracelets she used to own. there is also old photographs, hand-written notes and small bottles with perfume from the North Blue.
Sanji wanted Nami to have some, but she declined and said she didn't need it. Nami understood perfectly well that it was Ichiji and Sanji's late mother's things
none of them are sure what to do with the jewelry box and its' contents, but Ichiji simply stole it back because he didn't had the heart to leave it behind
also later
Sanji: *cooking lunch* WAIT you stole all that from the treasury and then fought with sacks of gold and jewels in your clothes?! Ichiji: what, like it's hard? *sips wine like an absolute icon*
also bonus
post-Wano, Zoro absolutely threw himself in the ocean for a swim when he saw Sanji wearing his mother's sapphire and gold earrings. the marimo claimed the weather was hot when they were actually closer to a spring island.
Nami called bullshit on that lol
#pooks rambles#one piece#one piece au#straw hat ichiji au#ichiji runs away with sanji au#vinsmoke ichiji#scarlet ichiji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#cat burglar nami#roronoa zoro#zosan#whole cake arc#wano arc#nami and ichiji are besties your honor#canon ichiji even had a line about “paying with interest”#straw hat ichiji just fucking RAIDED the treasury and took back what the asshole Judge was owe him#also Sora's jewelry box ;_;#just saying that Sanji and Ichiji deserved to have a memento of her#Sanji would look so pretty in his mother's jewelry#Zoro's pining increased with 100x#he can't believe that he's gonna marry that pretty foul-mouthed cook#but only after he's become the world's greatest swordsman#tbf he hasn't even asked Sanji yet lmao#Nami is running the ZoSan betting pool
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First I cried for him, and then I cried for me. Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be.
#portal#portal 2#chell#wheatley#chelley#chell x wheatley#wheatley x chell#sorry is this too much#toxic bisexuality#she doesn’t kill him#what unmedicated ptsd does a mfer#tbf from her pov he deserved it#though her feelings are very complicated#in the heat of rage#wheatley a freak lowkey#they’ll be fine#eventually
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(From that one discord screenshot)
Atem: hm. I see. That d&d campaign revealed more things about you than I thought.
#yugioh#prideshipping#seto kaiba#atem#ame draws#as soon as I saw that screenshot I rushed for my iPad#also I’m sorry for always drawing atem judging kaiba but tbf I think he deserves it#I think he says the wildest things#when atem; supported by yugi; suggested they invite seto to d&d night everyone was a bit skeptical#but turns out he’s so unintentionally funny#and super into it#I think d&d nights with the gang are wild
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@lotftober2024 Day 5: Mulberry
"He says he saw the beastie, the snake-thing, and will it come back tonight" okay so I did the fire as the snake thing, just bcs :b
A WHOLE DAY LATE SORRY
#lotf#lord of the flies#lotf fanart#lotf mulberry#no beta we die like mulberry#bro literally started the idea of the beast and left :I#iconic behaviour tbf#he deserved better tho :(((#lotftober#lotftober 2024
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alicent: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, dearest?
aemond: no.
aegon, bursting through the door: i do.
alicent: i know, aegon.
aegon: i'm sad and horny, all the time.
alicent: i said i know, aegon.
#poor aegon he really doesn't deserve this#tbf alicent didn't deserve to be a child bride either#they're all so :(((#quotes#incorrect house of the dragon#incorrect hotd#alicent#alicent hightower#aegon#aegon targaryen#aegon ii#aegon ii targaryen#aemond#aemond targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon
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me giving stede a big dick in every fic i write
#tbf the scene i'm currently writing might be the first time i've specified but rest assured it always applies#it's what he (and more importantly ed) deserves
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melanie i’m obsessed with you
#he deserved it tbf#he’s being a little dumb rn#hhow listens to tma#tma#the magnus archives#melanie king#jon sims#jonathan sims#tma s5
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Emissary of the Gods
#my art#street fighter#necalli#wanted to draw someone brand new#and well#necalli really doesn’t get a lot of love#i cant really fault people for that#but i really jive with his design besides his usually pale skin tone#he’s supposed to be aztec right?#he deserves melanin#but tbf a LOT of characters are weirdly pale in SFV#it can’t be helped i would draw the crazy mud creature eventually
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Me walking up to the HBO Velma’s writer’s room:
#fred jones#scooby doo#hbo velma#velma hbo#pretty sure this has already been done but whatevs#this is mostly a joke but like not entirely#the rest of the scooby gang deserves better as well but fred is my special sunshine boy#tbf i might also have sent this to james gunn if i had been a scooby doo fan in the early aughts#since he also did freddie quite dirty in the live action movies#but live action movies were actually my first exposure to scooby doo and i didn't like them so i didn't know better then#but now i do#and frank welker is the only one i really trust with fred#which is probably why they didn't let him voice fred for velma#since he would've set them straight on the ooc-ness right away#and this is also supposedly why scooby isn't on the show#not frank welker specifically but like the execs at WB who wouldn't let their doggo#anywhere near something that was contrary to his spirit/character
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Harry Crosby put a lot of time and care into his work as a navigator. This is evident in Part 3 when he is adamant in his conversation with Douglass about getting the logs right and in Part 5 when Crosby had clearly been up all night working on and planning the mission to Bremen.
I can’t imagine how awful he must feel, the weight on his shoulders of feeling responsible for every plane that goes down. It’s not his fault, they’ll say, but their words don’t alleviate the burden he places on himself.
In his memoir, Crosby mentions going 75 hours straight without sleep during their planning for D-Day and I can almost guarantee that was not the first time he’d done such by that point. In fact, I’ll bet he threw himself even further into his work, neglecting his own needs without someone there to remind him to eat and sleep. There’s new faces everywhere he looks, fewer people to give a weak smile and a nod to as he passes by and therefore fewer reasons to leave his office.
Not a minute goes by where he doesn’t wish for a familiar face to burst through those doors and rescue him from himself. Until then he keeps working, unable to stop because in theory the sooner he gets back to work the sooner they could one day put an end to this godforsaken war and the sooner their men could come home. All he can do is hold onto hope that some of their men come home.
#Harry Crosby needs a hug#I need all of the fix it fics guys 👏👏👏#i will protect Croz with everything I have#the Harry Crosby protection squad is mia and he is not okay :(#Harry Crosby deserves better#they all do tbf#masters of the air#mota#mota musings#Harry Crosby
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thinking about how the only reason sunny started reconnecting with the world and realising he deserves love is because kel never gave up on him. even though sunny isolated himself from everyone kel still called him and tried to reach out. and it’s so pivotal it’s literally the key choice that determines whether or not you get the good ending. the path to healing and contentment depends on whether or not you take the hand kel offers you. and sunny learns to forgive himself because he keeps making that choice. he opens the door for kel, and therefore chooses reconciliation and personal growth. it’s why he’s able to save basil in the end. because kel is strong and resilient and kind. because kel is lonely and has grieved in silence for years but still looks for sunny everywhere he goes. because they’re both invisible. because everything that sunny needs, kel has.
kel saved sunny’s life
#they have the healthiest relationship in the game which says a lot because everyone is so damaged#I’m literally inconsolable#they’re foils your honour#tbf sunny foils all the kids for different reasons (which is why his dynamic with all of them is SO GOOD)#but his dynamic with kel makes me the most insane#idk what it is but it’s made me viscerally unwell#and that’s just thinking about the good ending. what about the bad/neutral endings………… gonna throw myself out a window#I also have thoughts about how hs!kel is the most flawed out of the kids even though headspace is meant to be an ideal world#meaning the kids are all the most idealised versions of themselves#but hs!kel is always in trouble and flawed and disruptive and is so openly himself#because he doesn’t need to be perfect to be deserving of love. not even from sunny’s warped/unreliable perspective#which is so important considering sunny’s relationship with kel directly impacts whether or not he can forgive himself#but anyway…………….#omori#omori kel#omori sunny#omori suntan#omori sunkel#omori caprisun#ghost speaks
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wip. That heaven & hell AU, but your angel is antagonistic. referenced used as always.
#𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄. ⸻ ◜ wips/ will i finish this? ◞#* Nimo said she wants an ACTUAL angel hahahah i forgot the halo but he doesn't deserve one anyway.#* unlike momina he has wee little wings#* and don't really do much physical violence#* he is in heaven detention center because he fucked a demon we stay winning. '/joking or am i#* ...tbf with you all tho?? hell doesnt want his ass either.#* and he's a Cherub
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Porky has been sentenced to the little tykes electric chair
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