#it was a joke I CANT
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i drew this as a joke pls
@cowboysock threatened me to post this😞😞😞
pls pls dont kill my family i drew it as a joke pls
#doctor who#the master#spy master#dhawan master#dhawan!master#spydoc#thoschei#it was a joke I CANT#PLSSSSS WHY DID I MAKE THIS#WHY DID I PUT EFFORT INTO THIS#IM SCREAMING
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore#text#anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.
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maryland miku
#(guy who has real assignments to work on voice) you know what would be funny#sigh. i miss ocean city i didnt get to go this summer#hatsune miku#skribbles#I was trying to figure out some way to make a joke about how we cant buy alcohol anywhere except liquor stores here but it was too involved
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worst tv marathon ever
#critical role#fanart#bells hells#с3#fearne calloway#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#teven klask#laudna#essek thelyss#ashton greymoore#imogen temult#chetney pock o'pea#braius doomseed#ludinus da'leth#cr downfall#in a way#man#its finally finished#damn.....#i cant believe i spent so much on joke drawing#and yet
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Veil Jumper 🤸♀️
#finally i finished SOMETHING#bellara dragon age#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#da:tv#my art#fanart#i cant believe i rendered something its been no joke a year#fantasy art#dragon age fanart#bellara the veil jumper#bellara lutara#BELLARA LUTARE#lutare YEAH... bc tumblr has been GASLIGHTING me its lutara
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i love the DLC man
#elden ring#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#I’ve been thinking about how despite all the talk of age of compassion… Miquella’s first spell as a god is an offensive incantation#with a wide af damage radius 💀💀💀#meanwhile Marika who built her age upon violence… her spells are all healing and defense buffs#and her first spell as a God is a little tree that heals a wide area#she was still trying to heal her ppl to the bitter end AND gunning for revenge. there’s a kind of heartbreaking honesty to it#the cruel irony in the DLC story is crazy#really show how badly Miq had strayed from his original path after forsaking Trina#then that meme pops in my head ajshsjhsjhs#now i do think the vow is two-way btw Radahn just got cold feet near the end#the only thing i dont like about the DLC is i cant draw jokes without explaining I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS i think their actions are valid !!#like having to pull up a whole lore presentation slide for this#yes i think it's funny as hell that Miq did show Radahn why he should not fuck around and find out
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doggy style so i can still play sudoku
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shitpost bc apparently doing the requests isn't working against artblock, sorry chuuya is currently searching for his hat
#sab posting#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#chuuya nakahara#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#skk#soukoku#im soooo funny#im currently sick n barely functioning but i really wanted to finally draw something anYTHING#just imagine sab listening to a 2WW related audiobook and at the same time being on a call with her mom like#'yes im dying i cant get outta bed'#while drawing this sht#my life is a joke
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Sorry but It's actually so annoying how much people downplay the crucial role piltover's corrupt council games played in derailing jayce/viktor's work and pretty much putting shackles around their lives. The council is directly responsible for and directly FUNDING so much of the misery that happens in this show, before the story has even started. Before Powder ever finds the gemstone. They single-handedly doom half of the region to death.
Just during the show: Jayce wanted to create magic to aid and uplift the common people, the council wanted trade route instant teleportators to make themselves richer.
Jayce & Viktor wanted to work on technology to help miners and steelworkers and artisans who are trying to survive in the industrial hellscape of piltover and zaun; the council wants it shelved for another 20 years. (yes, heimer is part of the corrupt council - no matter how much his image is laundered by the fandom.)
They are inept and self-serving leaders, elected by themselves and their blood inheritances, utterly obsessed with ultimate profit. You can really see how parasitic their relationship is to the people at the beggining of act 1. Jayce is a token nameless life, so disposable to them that they were going to burn down all of his research and throw out all of his titles, making him not just a lower-house vassal but an EXILE, and the only reason why that doesn't happen is because they realize how much money they can suck out of his work.
This applies to Viktor too. See the way that Heimerdinger tells him over and over again that no other paths can be taken, he has 'fulfilled his purpose' and he should be content to die. See how Mel looks at Viktor like a bug she wants to squash under her palm when he rejects the idea of making weapons for council. See how they speak over him and only address Jayce, as if he's worth less than nothing.
You are only as valuable as the profit you're willing to create. You are a problem that has to be dealt with as soon as you refuse their orders. They have the power to ruin your life, and if they find an excuse, they will. This is a direct threat pointed at Jayce & Viktor during ACT2, when Jayce is pressured into becoming one of them to protect 'the bottom line profit' and, personally speaking, to avoid that ire being redirected towards Viktor. He's pushed into compliance and told a target has been painted on his back.
Arcane jayvik are doomed in big part not for wanting to do harm, but being forced to exist under the beck and call of billionaire leeches. They are both immigrants. They are both struggling to get a degree and keep themselves afloat and they want to help people so goddamn much but they have to keep postponing their dreams to serve uncaring masters. I really wish there was more fan content focused on these very real bonds of understanding and solidarity between them.
When Viktor says 'Jayce will understand' that's not a fluke; he's lived in this environment for years. He knows Jayce is being pushed down the same way that he is and that deep down they've been kept captive by the exact same people. When Jayce agrees that Viktor should do whatever he needs to do to keep himself alive, he means that from the heart.
#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane meta#arcane lol#league of legends#arcane netflix#jayce league of legends#viktor league of legends#powder arcane#jinx arcane#heimerdinger#mel medarda#viktor lol#jayce lol#jinx lol#saw a thread on twitter briefly touching on this last week as it relates to the ableism viktor receives from the fandom#and how in his characterization people make him out to be the butt of a joke or a happy little peon for the council#i cant take it anymore.
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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doggirl healer... what have you done
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You ever think about how often Bruce goes to introduce a vigilante/anti-hero/ex or current villain to the League and ends up revealing too much about his taste in partners?
He's like, this is Ghostmaker/Catwoman/insert love interests here, they occasionally do bad things. But currently they're on an upswing so we're trying out not doing the bad things.
And someone *cough*Hal*cough* goes to make an exes joke and the uncomfortable silence is far more telling than literally any information the Bat has ever offered up in a meeting.
Hal: Oh, he does crime sometimes? Does he occasionally do you too?
Bruce:.....
Minhkhoa: Cackling, in tears behind the mask
Hal: is this why you turned me down? Is it the lack of crime? I CAN change that you know
#he cant introduce anyone to the league#i promise im not bullying hal#just of the OG leaguers I knew#hes the one that feels right for that joke#dc#bruce wayne#batfamily#justice league#minhkhoa khan#batman#hal jordan#ghostmaker#green lantern#ghostbat#batlantern#kind of#hal wants there to be at least
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Positive Reinforcement 🍃
The joke is that alhaitham will do the stupid grand sage job even if he hates it only because nahida asked him to stay by her side. He is a walking mystery but you can also read him like a book.
#wanderer#nahida#alhaitham#genshin impact#gi#idraw#me f2p cyno main: now i explain my jokes#tbh i dont main but he has his bis#cant wait to get alhaitham#scaramouche#also its acting grand sage#that happens when i dont read what i write#1k#5k#10k
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CALL ME IT/SHE THE WAY MY SKIN IS ACTING UP
#i will keep making this joke forever you cant stop me#i needed clout just to get this joke out into the world
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out in teutoburg forest straight up losin it. and by "it". haha well let's just say. my legions
#tagamemnon#sorry quintilius varus i cant stop joking about you#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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Omg guys the new Dan and phil games video looks crazyyy
#obviously this is a JOKE#🫣#dapg#dapgames#dan and phil#dan and phil games#dan howell#phil lester#phan#phandom#I cant believe I’m making a post tagged phan in the year of our lord 2024#good omens reference#amazing phil#amazingphil#danisnotonfire
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