#it was a joke I CANT
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thegoldenghost4 · 3 months ago
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i drew this as a joke pls
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@cowboysock threatened me to post this😞😞😞
pls pls dont kill my family i drew it as a joke pls
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ithappensoffstage · 9 months ago
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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"
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blueskittlesart · 4 months ago
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maryland miku
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yudol-skorbi · 3 months ago
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worst tv marathon ever
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karawek · 3 months ago
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Veil Jumper 🤸‍♀️
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drenched-in-sunlight · 5 months ago
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i love the DLC man
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disgustinggf · 1 year ago
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doggy style so i can still play sudoku
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sabh0 · 3 months ago
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shitpost bc apparently doing the requests isn't working against artblock, sorry chuuya is currently searching for his hat
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ithinkimnormal · 3 months ago
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Sorry but It's actually so annoying how much people downplay the crucial role piltover's corrupt council games played in derailing jayce/viktor's work and pretty much putting shackles around their lives. The council is directly responsible for and directly FUNDING so much of the misery that happens in this show, before the story has even started. Before Powder ever finds the gemstone. They single-handedly doom half of the region to death.
Just during the show: Jayce wanted to create magic to aid and uplift the common people, the council wanted trade route instant teleportators to make themselves richer.
Jayce & Viktor wanted to work on technology to help miners and steelworkers and artisans who are trying to survive in the industrial hellscape of piltover and zaun; the council wants it shelved for another 20 years. (yes, heimer is part of the corrupt council - no matter how much his image is laundered by the fandom.)
They are inept and self-serving leaders, elected by themselves and their blood inheritances, utterly obsessed with ultimate profit. You can really see how parasitic their relationship is to the people at the beggining of act 1. Jayce is a token nameless life, so disposable to them that they were going to burn down all of his research and throw out all of his titles, making him not just a lower-house vassal but an EXILE, and the only reason why that doesn't happen is because they realize how much money they can suck out of his work.
This applies to Viktor too. See the way that Heimerdinger tells him over and over again that no other paths can be taken, he has 'fulfilled his purpose' and he should be content to die. See how Mel looks at Viktor like a bug she wants to squash under her palm when he rejects the idea of making weapons for council. See how they speak over him and only address Jayce, as if he's worth less than nothing.
You are only as valuable as the profit you're willing to create. You are a problem that has to be dealt with as soon as you refuse their orders. They have the power to ruin your life, and if they find an excuse, they will. This is a direct threat pointed at Jayce & Viktor during ACT2, when Jayce is pressured into becoming one of them to protect 'the bottom line profit' and, personally speaking, to avoid that ire being redirected towards Viktor. He's pushed into compliance and told a target has been painted on his back.
Arcane jayvik are doomed in big part not for wanting to do harm, but being forced to exist under the beck and call of billionaire leeches. They are both immigrants. They are both struggling to get a degree and keep themselves afloat and they want to help people so goddamn much but they have to keep postponing their dreams to serve uncaring masters. I really wish there was more fan content focused on these very real bonds of understanding and solidarity between them.
When Viktor says 'Jayce will understand' that's not a fluke; he's lived in this environment for years. He knows Jayce is being pushed down the same way that he is and that deep down they've been kept captive by the exact same people. When Jayce agrees that Viktor should do whatever he needs to do to keep himself alive, he means that from the heart.
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basalting · 1 month ago
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
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nanadouken · 5 months ago
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doggirl healer... what have you done
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adreamfromnevermore · 9 months ago
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You ever think about how often Bruce goes to introduce a vigilante/anti-hero/ex or current villain to the League and ends up revealing too much about his taste in partners?
He's like, this is Ghostmaker/Catwoman/insert love interests here, they occasionally do bad things. But currently they're on an upswing so we're trying out not doing the bad things.
And someone *cough*Hal*cough* goes to make an exes joke and the uncomfortable silence is far more telling than literally any information the Bat has ever offered up in a meeting.
Hal: Oh, he does crime sometimes? Does he occasionally do you too?
Bruce:.....
Minhkhoa: Cackling, in tears behind the mask
Hal: is this why you turned me down? Is it the lack of crime? I CAN change that you know
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aeroplaneblues · 2 years ago
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Positive Reinforcement 🍃
The joke is that alhaitham will do the stupid grand sage job even if he hates it only because nahida asked him to stay by her side. He is a walking mystery but you can also read him like a book.
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nyancrimew · 2 years ago
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CALL ME IT/SHE THE WAY MY SKIN IS ACTING UP
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thoodleoo · 3 months ago
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out in teutoburg forest straight up losin it. and by "it". haha well let's just say. my legions
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strawberryjammery · 7 months ago
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Omg guys the new Dan and phil games video looks crazyyy
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