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Jason āmy family doesnāt know im aliveā Todd and Danny āmy family doesnāt know Iām deadā Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. Itās an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep thatās right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude couldāve gotten his head flung off.
Still, the scene was ridiculous.
On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didnāt freak out but thatās normal when oneās got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said āIām asexualā in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.
Danny sighed. Clearly though, heād done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didnāt know he had stashed. Heād only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.
Danny "yeah you arenāt officially my friend until youāve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.
Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didnāt see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.
Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didnāt have ice powers he most certainly wouldāve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. Itās the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.
Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he canāt get himself out. Also itās Dannyās turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)
And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jasonās big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,
Jason, talking about how he doesnāt want Bats snooping on his territory:
Danny: Just donāt let them in
Jason: ??
Danny: yeah!! Hasnāt Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you donāt want entering on your lair.
Jason: ā¦I can?
Danny: Yep dude, your lairās supposed to feel safe.
Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?
Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, itās too late to get rid of me. bitch.
Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes itās only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesnāt want to seeā!)
Joker my beloathed canāt step foot in Crime Alley.
(Jasonād feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)
Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like thereās an invisible wall blocking the way.
Jason because heās hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because heās petty put B under the category of āinvisible wallā blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesnāt even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him itās surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways thatās itās the place he met Jason)
Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.
Okay. He didnāt forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the nextā Jason forgets that todayās the anniversary of the dayās Bruceās parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally canāt enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce canāt.
Itās literally just Bruce.
Time to call Constantine, i guess.
#bat shenanigans ensue#JSJSJS okay so i dont have a well versed timeline of events but two years after utrh who HASNT died of the batfam#cause those are the ones who are gonna go undercover to find what shady shit is this: )#im going with timmy cass and duke#sorry steph i KNOW you have died#the others have plausible deniability from my part#the trio is gonna come down hard on this unsuspecting pair#let's just say constantine just had one spare magical rune for each of them so they'll be able to identify who was powerful enough to do it#and duke found civvie jason. cass found civvie danny and tim also found jason a la squared. in his red hood get up later that night#the only useful photos are from tim's side but anyways since they got three suspects (one suspected to be the other. so really-- two)#they decide to split each other up and tag one each (whoever doesn't get the correct guy loses)#tim calls dibs on the twink. cass rolls her eyes and narrows her eyes at the red hood and duke smirks when he gets to keep his guy#he's not cheating if he didn't protest to getting to have the guy he already saw the aura of. he's sure he is IT#coincidentally duke happens to be the only bat jason doesn't recognize (and vice versa)#meanwhile cass is gonna be the one shadowing red hood which at this point he doesn't kill that much since he has his rules verymuch enforce#he does kill tho#so at some point they're gonna clash but at the start of the investigation no#let them be siblings your honor#big sis cass and her little brother 6'4 jay#and tim finally is gonna be the one to smoothly get himself in the conversation with cryptid roommate civilian danny fenton#genius dumbasses protection club#their first meeting is of course arranged but no less meet cute coffee shop au#anyways jason wants to know why the fuck hes got a bat tagging along with him so out of the blue and also why can't he fucking chase her of#cass is curious about how the red hood's mood constantly changes within her range yet he never attacks her despite his hurt-longing-anger#the boy who doesn't make noise fucking screeches when she sneaks up to him#and duke fucking brings his hands to block the chernobyl reject glow stick sun that's stands next to tim#while tim looks like his whole system is rebooting cause that's jason todd#dp x dc#danny phantom#jason todd
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Oh this shot fucks me up so much actually.
Warm, bright light pools in from the window and illuminates the room as Jod looms menacingly over the kids. He holds a blue lightsaber in his hands and uses it to threaten the innocent and vulnerable. Both previously symbols of hope and kindness and trust being twisted into something cruel. FUCK
#He stands bathed in light holding a āheroāsā weapon#and yet a group of children cower in fear because of him#i want that twink obliterated#kill him NOW#star wars#star wars spoilers#skeleton crew#skeleton crew spoilers#kb skeleton crew#wim skeleton crew#neel skeleton crew#fern skeleton crew#jod na nawood#jod skeleton crew
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Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help
#this tv show has consumed my every thought#it's like tumblr catnip#go watch it#it will eat away at your brain#there's also a butch lesbian butcher#an autistic manga loving weirdo (my beloved)#and a badass psychic who's also a mess#WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?#updating the post bc the reblogs lead me on a WILD wiki rabbit hole about the eras of England#okay so Edwin is born in 1900 which means he was born 1 year before the end of the Victorian era (1837-1901) so technically he's a victoria#baby who lived his childhood in the Edwardian era (1901-1910) and his teens in the pre/start of WW1 era (started in 1914)#until he was killed :( in 1916#so my boy here lived though MANY historical events and time periods#shout out to my victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink#history is very fun and this is why i love this website bc where else would i have to do research for my blorbo?#I do however find it very funny if Gaiman named him Edwin in honour of the Edwardian time period he grew up in#I love that man and it wouldn't surprise me if he turned out to be a history nerd (affectionate) like the rest of you#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko dbd#dbd#please feel free to dm me about history i adore it
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Jee and V getting along (optional)
I found this audio Instagram.
#V gets his Southern blood pumpin (derogatory)#The kind of best friend you want to kill yourself with your bare hands#fanart#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#male v#cyberpunk v#cbp2077#It is my mission to put as much emotion into my V's one visible facial feature as possible#let V rest#my poor suffering child#cowboy parasite hate crimes local cyber twink#It's funnier because they share a mind so if V knows it Johnny SHOULD#I hope Keanu Reeves never sees any of these
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If the Wiccan reveal turns the focus of the show from Agatha to him then I think we should kill him actually
#if wanda comes back i'm killing everyone actually#not that i don't like her but this ain't about her lol#that's my take#fuck that twink actually#i want my lesbians#agatha all along#billy kaplan#wiccan#joe locke#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#rio vidal#aubrey plaza#agathario#marvel#mcu
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build god, then we'll talk
#jace stardiamond#fhjy#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fh spoiler#fhjy spoilers#nooo tbk don't throw ur sorcery teacher into the lava tonight šš„his waist too grab-able#his v-neck too deep#his fanon potential too strongššš#dont worry everyone the finale cannot keep me from drawing jace and porter even with their fiery deaths#why u ask#because thats the power of toxic yaoi and delusion baby#also im 30 or 40 years old and if god or brennan lee mulligan wants me to stop drawing this twink he will have to do more than kill him#he'll have to kill me
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I think Benny is sexually fluid in the way he is both extremely easy but also he sees having sex with men as like a challenge of dominance he is somewhat okay with losing occasionally.
#like i dont think hes into twinks unless their like fiesty and i mean trying to kill him in a intimate way otherwise he wants guys his size#and up mainly because he also wants to fight them to see whose topping like hes insane about it like if Benny is flirting with a man a cage#match mor entertaining than Paul vs Tyson is about to go down in his room like he's the most insane queer guy ive ever met#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#benny fnv#suggestive
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Eternal Enigma doodle but he's that fuckass twink from Alien Stage
EE belongs to @ideavian
#eternal enigma#other's ocs#luna doodles#lunart#whiteboard#mip ee#RIGHT because its mip ee#mip au au#mip tag sneak#OHHHH IN A BLINK GONE. BLINK GONE. NOTCHIL SU EOPSO BLINK AND GONE#their personalities are rather different but they have similar themes and design#also both white and gold / yellow twinks and i love them very much#except i also want to kill one but not the other#EE did nothing wrong btw except the times he did but we can fix him i promise he just needs some therapy#IN A BLINK GONE!!!1!#rain world oc#iterator oc
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What if you wanted to knit but your body said "arthritis induced depressive episode ONLY" t-t
In my state of Not Knitting I've mostly been playing bideo wames but also decided to indulge in my favourite past time of reading multi million word Korean webnovels. One of said webnovels features a metric fuck ton of Hot Pink Yarn. And a man I'm very normal about knitting things for a man he's very normal about. Including a cardigan.
Do I in any way need a hot pink cardigan knit specifically to mimic the one from the novel? Absolutely not. But I Want It. (Also I've been wanting to knit a cardigan for like a year now and keep changing my mind)
In the novel, the yarn used is from a monster sheep that's later dyed hot pink. I'm not willing to use real wool for this, so instead I'm going with acrylic and got some of Hobbii's Fluffy Day in Deep Pink. Which is just an eye watering colour (canonically the hot pink yarn is painful to behold) and comes personally recommended from a friend of mine. I also got a roll of a glitter thread also sold through Hobbii in pink. Both to make the overall cardigan more obnoxious but also to give it more of a "this is wool from a monster sheep" and not just acrylic yarn.
As for the actual cardigan, it's described as a "Handmade Hot Pink Long Cardigan" "roomy and had big pockets" "(while a wip) an elaborate knitting pattern". There's enough wiggle room I can do basically anything I want with this. But my brain has latched on to the word "elaborate" and won't let go. So as soon as I get my hands on The Yarn, I'm going to swatch for this cardigan pattern published by Vogue Knitting.
It's quite possible this yarn does Not work for that pattern but I want to try it anyway just to suffer. And if it does work, I'll have to grade up the pattern, and potentially make changes to the length of the cardigan (I bought quite a bit more yarn than I thought I'd need just in case). But this pattern just Feels Right, the guy who knits is constantly wearing designer clothes so knitting an actual designer pattern is perfectly in theme. I've also been informed that the Fluffy Day yarn is incredibly warm so having a bit of open work would help with heat regulation.
If I complete this cardigan within the next ten years and have extra yarn left over I'll be sure to knit the matching hat (including a pom-pom), scarf long enough for several people to use, and fingerless gloves. All in hot pink so bright it's probably going to give me several headaches. Read S-Classes I Raised it's so good it'ssogood
#yes i AM hyperfocusing on random shit to ignore current events. i do not want to think about it#is there anything more accurate about being a knitter than getting yarn from someone. and going āi knit you thing with this???ā#like the Giving of the Hot Pink Yarn was clearly to fuck with the other guy. but then that guy started making the first guy stuff#but the first guy just unironically uses all of it?? he's like āthis is so uglyā and then he puts it on and goes :3 teehee comfy#he even used the hat to carry the other guy in when he was unconscious bc he wanted something comfy (it makes sense in context he was smol)#i'm SO normal about these two dudes and their weird courtship.#i want that morally questionable old man and the looks like a cinnamon roll will kill you twink to be happy
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ahh yes, Elias Grover. i think i mentioned that id draw him
#clerks#clerks animated#view askewniverse#kevin smith#elias grover#art#ykw i quite appreciate a man with a twinkish figure#i drew him in a way that was new for me partially bcs i dont respect him much and wanted to experiment#gay#twink#herpesvirus#kill me
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Here have a human bill that I spent way too long on (it took two days š)
Oh have baby bill too
#digital fanart#the book of bill#i hate him so much#dorito#baby bill#gravity falls#bill cipher#bill#cipher#triangle#i want to deep fry him#im gonna jump#silly#i love him so much#why is he like this#what is wrong with him#stanford pines#billford#stupid#dont ask why i made his hair like that#cause i dont know either#this took so long to render#kill me#duality of man#twink cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#skibidi#he has a tiny hat cause i said so
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This got long and annoying so its under a cut now
The way in the fight w the museum director insul gets the same big injuries he has given trianon (so far), aand particularly the ones that T thinks back on often as specific sources of fear/humiliation/control (pepper sprayed in the eyes; kicked in the balls; choked with smth small and thin ((wire / car window)))ā¦.. im too tired to formulate a proper Thought abt this but the fact this all happens right in front of tjat one painting of dante & virgil in hell + insul and the director are in the exact same pose right as insul is about to die* is obviously so meant to evoke the idea of contrappassoā¦.. at this stage trianon isnt āāāstrongāāā enough (doesnt understand Insul enough and most importantly doesnt fully inhabit himself and his own strengths) to be able to pay back Insulās violence (as he does later, though not in such a literal way anymore) so tje director will do for nowš„° bc they both need to descend into hell they both need to be subject to physical and psychological violence in order to strip down layersā¦ā¦. so its cool how the director serves that purpose for this phase 1 both in story for insul himself (who eats shit in this fight) and also as a sort of alert for the reader like make no mistake they are BOTH gonna get put thru the ringer. even the top has to wade through cocytus! or smth
#i wrote and erased so many asides and digressions bc they were nit relevant but#and obviously im not trying to imply this is a story about giving back what you got just as bad in order for Badass Self Improvement or#whatever to be achieved#like the n1 innovation of SW in so much Twink Chained To Radiator and Tortured literature#is that the resolution is not āhe chains tje kidnapper backš he seemed so uke and frail bjt hes the strong one now!ā#NOR āhe learned to be happy chained to the radiator (or toilet ig) bc thats what he wanted deep down all along#and just needed a tough strong man to give it to himā¤ļøā#but rather it creates this beautiful and perfectly calibrated solution where#the suffering that one party inflicts on the other becomes fundamental to the existence & identity of said party#and vice versa. āif i lost you i would lose part of what happened to me / insul reached back answering the sameā#like by the ending insul does still absolutely have physical power over Trianon and he beats his ass black and blue regularly lol#but also Trianon has this gorilla grip on insulās soul and sense of self and self worth; a sense that was kind of nonexistent or#dormant or repressed in Insul before and hed managed to be a āstrongā person without it bc thats the kind of thing you can live without in#Society if youre a strong able bodied masculine man. but trianon teases out the messed up abused little boy underneath and its like#NOT at all a beauty and the beast hes vulnerable around me ā¤ļø fantasy its actually kind of horrific.#like trianon does very much do some psychological torture yandere shit to insul ā¦ā¦.. and by the end he COULD kill him and walk away but#he CHOOSES to do thatā¦ā¦..#and ofc this is all deeply weilian not as in lines up perfectly with what she says necessarily but is very much in discourse with her ideas#anyway Iāve typed so fucking much and for whatā¦.. -_-āā sorry#serious weakness
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Guys, just sayingā¦.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then Aventurine is the most unhealthiest MF Iāve ever seen. š«”āØ
It might even be his least favorite fruitā¦.who knows..? š
#raturine#hsr aventurine#hsr#hsr dr ratio#hsr ratio#hsr aventio#honkai star rail#gayboy#gay men#they should kiss#they should make out#blonde twink#i want that twink obliterated#uhhh yeah#just get married already#these tags are killing me#these tags are a mess#i guess thats it
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the atrocities i'm forced to endure on this website
#whenever ppl want lestat to be a pretty yaoi boy i'm like. this man claims he killed 8 wolves singlehandedly. you think he's a twink?#and on that gifset where he looks so good as well. jail!
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"you cannot take twink etho from my cold. dead. body."
#something i genuinely said out loud to myself#posted the pyramid to twitter cause they were taking about bear impulse#they agreed etho would be a twink#YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!#etho#ethoslab#it was genuinely healing hearing that#my pyramid is right idc idc#like im right#like i am#looked at the original post that set me off#still pisses me off bro#WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRIAN IS A TWIBNK/????#AND JOELS A HUNK????#how on EARTH is tango a twinkish bear???#do you WANT me to kill you???#youre begging for it#text
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