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Oh this shot fucks me up so much actually.
Warm, bright light pools in from the window and illuminates the room as Jod looms menacingly over the kids. He holds a blue lightsaber in his hands and uses it to threaten the innocent and vulnerable. Both previously symbols of hope and kindness and trust being twisted into something cruel. FUCK
#He stands bathed in light holding a ‘hero’s’ weapon#and yet a group of children cower in fear because of him#i want that twink obliterated#kill him NOW#star wars#star wars spoilers#skeleton crew#skeleton crew spoilers#kb skeleton crew#wim skeleton crew#neel skeleton crew#fern skeleton crew#jod na nawood#jod skeleton crew
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Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.
Still, the scene was ridiculous.
On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.
Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.
Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.
Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.
Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.
Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)
And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,
Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:
Danny: Just don’t let them in
Jason: ??
Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.
Jason: …I can?
Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.
Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?
Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.
Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)
Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.
(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)
Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.
Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)
Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.
Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.
It’s literally just Bruce.
Time to call Constantine, i guess.
#bat shenanigans ensue#JSJSJS okay so i dont have a well versed timeline of events but two years after utrh who HASNT died of the batfam#cause those are the ones who are gonna go undercover to find what shady shit is this: )#im going with timmy cass and duke#sorry steph i KNOW you have died#the others have plausible deniability from my part#the trio is gonna come down hard on this unsuspecting pair#let's just say constantine just had one spare magical rune for each of them so they'll be able to identify who was powerful enough to do it#and duke found civvie jason. cass found civvie danny and tim also found jason a la squared. in his red hood get up later that night#the only useful photos are from tim's side but anyways since they got three suspects (one suspected to be the other. so really-- two)#they decide to split each other up and tag one each (whoever doesn't get the correct guy loses)#tim calls dibs on the twink. cass rolls her eyes and narrows her eyes at the red hood and duke smirks when he gets to keep his guy#he's not cheating if he didn't protest to getting to have the guy he already saw the aura of. he's sure he is IT#coincidentally duke happens to be the only bat jason doesn't recognize (and vice versa)#meanwhile cass is gonna be the one shadowing red hood which at this point he doesn't kill that much since he has his rules verymuch enforce#he does kill tho#so at some point they're gonna clash but at the start of the investigation no#let them be siblings your honor#big sis cass and her little brother 6'4 jay#and tim finally is gonna be the one to smoothly get himself in the conversation with cryptid roommate civilian danny fenton#genius dumbasses protection club#their first meeting is of course arranged but no less meet cute coffee shop au#anyways jason wants to know why the fuck hes got a bat tagging along with him so out of the blue and also why can't he fucking chase her of#cass is curious about how the red hood's mood constantly changes within her range yet he never attacks her despite his hurt-longing-anger#the boy who doesn't make noise fucking screeches when she sneaks up to him#and duke fucking brings his hands to block the chernobyl reject glow stick sun that's stands next to tim#while tim looks like his whole system is rebooting cause that's jason todd#dp x dc#danny phantom#jason todd
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Jee and V getting along (optional)
I found this audio Instagram.
#V gets his Southern blood pumpin (derogatory)#The kind of best friend you want to kill yourself with your bare hands#fanart#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#male v#cyberpunk v#cbp2077#It is my mission to put as much emotion into my V's one visible facial feature as possible#let V rest#my poor suffering child#cowboy parasite hate crimes local cyber twink#It's funnier because they share a mind so if V knows it Johnny SHOULD#I hope Keanu Reeves never sees any of these
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If the Wiccan reveal turns the focus of the show from Agatha to him then I think we should kill him actually
#if wanda comes back i'm killing everyone actually#not that i don't like her but this ain't about her lol#that's my take#fuck that twink actually#i want my lesbians#agatha all along#billy kaplan#wiccan#joe locke#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#rio vidal#aubrey plaza#agathario#marvel#mcu
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I think Benny is sexually fluid in the way he is both extremely easy but also he sees having sex with men as like a challenge of dominance he is somewhat okay with losing occasionally.
#like i dont think hes into twinks unless their like fiesty and i mean trying to kill him in a intimate way otherwise he wants guys his size#and up mainly because he also wants to fight them to see whose topping like hes insane about it like if Benny is flirting with a man a cage#match mor entertaining than Paul vs Tyson is about to go down in his room like he's the most insane queer guy ive ever met#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#benny fnv#suggestive
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Eternal Enigma doodle but he's that fuckass twink from Alien Stage
EE belongs to @ideavian
#eternal enigma#other's ocs#luna doodles#lunart#whiteboard#mip ee#RIGHT because its mip ee#mip au au#mip tag sneak#OHHHH IN A BLINK GONE. BLINK GONE. NOTCHIL SU EOPSO BLINK AND GONE#their personalities are rather different but they have similar themes and design#also both white and gold / yellow twinks and i love them very much#except i also want to kill one but not the other#EE did nothing wrong btw except the times he did but we can fix him i promise he just needs some therapy#IN A BLINK GONE!!!1!#rain world oc#iterator oc
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What if you wanted to knit but your body said "arthritis induced depressive episode ONLY" t-t
In my state of Not Knitting I've mostly been playing bideo wames but also decided to indulge in my favourite past time of reading multi million word Korean webnovels. One of said webnovels features a metric fuck ton of Hot Pink Yarn. And a man I'm very normal about knitting things for a man he's very normal about. Including a cardigan.
Do I in any way need a hot pink cardigan knit specifically to mimic the one from the novel? Absolutely not. But I Want It. (Also I've been wanting to knit a cardigan for like a year now and keep changing my mind)
In the novel, the yarn used is from a monster sheep that's later dyed hot pink. I'm not willing to use real wool for this, so instead I'm going with acrylic and got some of Hobbii's Fluffy Day in Deep Pink. Which is just an eye watering colour (canonically the hot pink yarn is painful to behold) and comes personally recommended from a friend of mine. I also got a roll of a glitter thread also sold through Hobbii in pink. Both to make the overall cardigan more obnoxious but also to give it more of a "this is wool from a monster sheep" and not just acrylic yarn.
As for the actual cardigan, it's described as a "Handmade Hot Pink Long Cardigan" "roomy and had big pockets" "(while a wip) an elaborate knitting pattern". There's enough wiggle room I can do basically anything I want with this. But my brain has latched on to the word "elaborate" and won't let go. So as soon as I get my hands on The Yarn, I'm going to swatch for this cardigan pattern published by Vogue Knitting.
It's quite possible this yarn does Not work for that pattern but I want to try it anyway just to suffer. And if it does work, I'll have to grade up the pattern, and potentially make changes to the length of the cardigan (I bought quite a bit more yarn than I thought I'd need just in case). But this pattern just Feels Right, the guy who knits is constantly wearing designer clothes so knitting an actual designer pattern is perfectly in theme. I've also been informed that the Fluffy Day yarn is incredibly warm so having a bit of open work would help with heat regulation.
If I complete this cardigan within the next ten years and have extra yarn left over I'll be sure to knit the matching hat (including a pom-pom), scarf long enough for several people to use, and fingerless gloves. All in hot pink so bright it's probably going to give me several headaches. Read S-Classes I Raised it's so good it'ssogood
#yes i AM hyperfocusing on random shit to ignore current events. i do not want to think about it#is there anything more accurate about being a knitter than getting yarn from someone. and going “i knit you thing with this???”#like the Giving of the Hot Pink Yarn was clearly to fuck with the other guy. but then that guy started making the first guy stuff#but the first guy just unironically uses all of it?? he's like “this is so ugly” and then he puts it on and goes :3 teehee comfy#he even used the hat to carry the other guy in when he was unconscious bc he wanted something comfy (it makes sense in context he was smol)#i'm SO normal about these two dudes and their weird courtship.#i want that morally questionable old man and the looks like a cinnamon roll will kill you twink to be happy
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Note: This is not a ship
#Enjoy#I want to explore their relationship more#Particularly Affogato's manipulation of Dark Cacao and how he got his Claws so deep#It really frustrates me how people make Affogato 'cutesy' and a 'twink' because he is feminine and wears traditional Asian attire#Makeup and a flamboyant voice does not mean someone is an 'uwu baby who can do no wrong'#He did very much take advantage of Dark Cacao's mental state to get what he wanted#You gotta realise a sad backstory does not excuse his actions especially since we never learn about it#It can be assumed its losing his kingdom or hating the rich for valid reasons#But he targets the wrong people#He helps destroy part of the kingdom and gets innocent people killed by manipulating Dark Cacao to lock down the citadel#And Dark Cacao himself isn't the typical tale of a rich and greedy ruler he founded the kingdom and raised it to what it is and his#Priority is keeping his citizens safe even above his own health#That being said feel free to like him!#He IS an interesting villian#He is pathetic and he can be very fun'#I have nothing against him just against the shippers that romanticise them and f*tishise Affogato#affogato cookie#crk affogato#dark cacao cookie#dark cacao crk#crk dark cacao
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Guys, just saying….
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then Aventurine is the most unhealthiest MF I’ve ever seen. 🫡✨
It might even be his least favorite fruit….who knows..? 👀

#raturine#hsr aventurine#hsr#hsr dr ratio#hsr ratio#hsr aventio#honkai star rail#gayboy#gay men#they should kiss#they should make out#blonde twink#i want that twink obliterated#uhhh yeah#just get married already#these tags are killing me#these tags are a mess#i guess thats it
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the atrocities i'm forced to endure on this website
#whenever ppl want lestat to be a pretty yaoi boy i'm like. this man claims he killed 8 wolves singlehandedly. you think he's a twink?#and on that gifset where he looks so good as well. jail!
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"you cannot take twink etho from my cold. dead. body."
#something i genuinely said out loud to myself#posted the pyramid to twitter cause they were taking about bear impulse#they agreed etho would be a twink#YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!!!#etho#ethoslab#it was genuinely healing hearing that#my pyramid is right idc idc#like im right#like i am#looked at the original post that set me off#still pisses me off bro#WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRIAN IS A TWIBNK/????#AND JOELS A HUNK????#how on EARTH is tango a twinkish bear???#do you WANT me to kill you???#youre begging for it#text
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Y'all I realized Jay is the male equivalent of a female character who is hated for getting in the way of a gay ship.
Truly this is gender equality.
#can't call him a bitch so they call him a twink#but like in a derogatory way#also can someone explain properly why Timkon shippers are more willing to make Bernard part of a polycule#compared to Damijon and Jay?#jay Nakamura#I saw someone say that they just started SOKE and they desperately wanted Jay dead#like bro wait a bit#get to know Jay#take him out to dinner/j#before you swear to kill him#dc#dcu#superman
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insane thing to make canon,surprised he wasnt on the page about urban legends

in the wood theres just a gay little twink
#of all things to make real characters in gravity falls#twink cipher gets to be an entity#if we do get a season three i want the first episode to be about them hunting and kills this gay ass twink#gravity falls#bill cipher
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my tags if anybody wants to know:
mommm mari's yapping again - inner monologues/text posts
i love it when mari says "it's hyperfixating time!" and starts autisming all over the place - hyperfixation media/my interests
GET OUT ‼️‼️💥 - miscellaneous spam
oh you fucking would wouldn't you? - headcanons
miss me with that gay shit - lgbt stuff
writing? on MY walls??? (followed up with: "it's more likely than you think") - lyrics lmao
i want this twink obliterated - ship art that i like
killing myself: postponed - vsynth updates
twenty dollars is twenty dollars - posting about my (amazing) s/o
call me tarrare the way i ate - art (still haven't [technically] posted)
ladies.... ladies one at a time!! - achievements
raw next question - SELF EXPLANATORY LMFAOAOAO
chronicles of what the fuck - the tragically beautiful state of my asks
another day another slay - weekposting
will be updated regularly when i come up w more
#pinned info#textos#mommmm mari's yapping again#i love it when mari says “it's hyperfixating time!” and starts autisming all over the place#GET OUT ‼️‼️💥#oh you fucking would wouldn't you?#miss me with that gay shit#writing? on MY walls??#it's more likely than you think#i want this twink obliterated#killing myself: postponed#twenty dollars is twenty dollars#call me tarrare the way i ate#ladies.... ladies one at a time!!#raw next question#chronicles of what the fuck#another day another slay
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