#it totally was

[mistyjessart]

Boyband Hearthrob Adonis!! AU totally not at all inspired by my party watching Trolls Band Together

[oulkheir]

It was 4 in the morning, there was no light, no one outside and the silence sounded terrifying, but Ritsuka wasn’t afraid at all. He already knew who was waiting behind the door. Without looking through the peephole, he made sure to clench his jaws to their maximum capacity before opening the entry door.

“Hi Mafu… Ah, it’s you.”

Hiiragi lost all his enthusiasm at the sight of his bandmate rather than his precious childhood friend. Going all his way downstairs only to meet Ritsuka, who he was hanging out with enough during his work, felt like a waste of time.

“Yeah, it’s me. Did you already forget that I live together with him ?”

“Hm, that’s right.”

“And more importantly, what the hell do you need at 4 am ? Flour ? Salt ? Eggs ?”

Ritsuka looked desperate by Hiiragi’s break in. Of course, it was not the first time that his bandmate was showing his ass here at his door at a sleeping time to ask for something urgent only according to his definition.

“Don’t be stupid, who would need flour at 4 am ?”

[useless-englandfacts]

uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[without-ado]

Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada

Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l REUTERS l KendallRust l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[nasa]

Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

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[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[we-are-all-nobodies18]

Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

[passionpeachy]

just some starry femme & butch lesbians 🌻✨

(left: any pronouns, right: they/them)

[femmeofhearts]

i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels