#it seriously baffles me

[babypuffinzoe]

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[echo-of-the-eye]

A while ago I subscribed to rusty quill’s patreon for one month so I could get access to the extra bloopers (which are amazing and definitely worth it) and the deluxe transcripts and I’d definitely recommend it. I know they’re not canon, but they’re great. You’ll get such treats as:

• Jon being a tired millennial

• Jon shitting on the police

• Just general Jon snark

• Jon’s degree is in literature (unqualified king)

• Some really sad comments on the leitner statements

• Being subconsciously compelled to cross out this line “grant us the sight that we may not know. Grant us the scent that we may not catch. Grant us the sound that we may not call” from the statement in page turner

• Jon defending the anatomy students

• Statement giver says they almost threw up and Jon comments “a common response to fanfiction” like excuse me?! Sir?? What do you have against fanfiction??

• “Ah, mums. I assume” wtf Jon?! Why are you trauma dumping in your notes?!

• After Sasha talks about how she met up with Michael and kept investigating: “really need a staff training seminar on when to RUN AWAY” Jon I love you

• “Georgie needs to get better taste in friends”

• Just. Some really sad and ominous comments on the prentiss statement

• Implying that he’s sent the british museum MULTIPLE emails and they’re ignoring him

• “If this house is haunted by a ghost clown, I quit”

• And last but not least:

This picture of a random ass woman holding a DUCKLING that’s supposed to be mary keay

[fowlblue]

If you want to be as famous as me- you gotta work, gotta work, gotta work-

I don’t know if Reverse Falls is still a thing on here but man, was I obsessed with it back in the early days.

[microcroft]

Fear& is such a sitcom ass group of friends. the hot socialist guy, the wacky actor/director guy, the selfish top gay guy or whatever the hell austinshow has going on idek how to describe it, and league of legends playing pastry chef girl and they are all mentally ill.

[orgonongurlz]

CHIPPED OFF

ONE YEAR

[hoe4hotchner]

I’m 100% sure that Miss Penelope Garcia wouldn’t stand for this. She would find some way to overthrow the electoral college so Mango Mussolini wouldn’t win.

[mightywario]

my only hope for the minecraft movie is that nintendo sees its poor reception and reconsiders the legend of zelda movie they’re planning on making

[krasytoonz]

Thinking out loud

[akimojo]

i just saw someone call ffxiii overrated like? what?? it's literally one of the most hated games in the franchise wym "overrated" 😭

[sid-noxious]

WHATTTTT WE JUST BROKE 700 FOLLOWERS????? I CANT BELIEVE 700 PEOPLE LIKE MY NONSENSE SO MUCH THANK YOU

have an irene lore wip<3<3

[moogghost]

...so now that grandfest is over and the results were revealed am i allowed to say that some of y'all were such dicks to team present over their team choice for NO good reason ever since grandfest was revealed or am i going to get mauled for being right.

anyways congrats to the team past members who weren't assholes about their team choice and those team past members only every match against you guys made me feel like i was crawling in the trenches and it's very impressive 👍

[sortanonymous]

I kinda got a fic involving one of these two to focus on (spoiler alert: it's the cooler one, and I don't mean the one HAL tried to make look cooler), but I'll just drop a meme like this and maybe save any possible rant for another day. Or hopefully someone else will beat me to that.

[i3utterflyeffect]

selkie dark........ plus a very very angry sc

[topperscumslut]

just reread my 3.5k word essay in defense of topper thornton and goddamn i kinda forgot just how bad my man got fucked over im so glad i made an entire fucking blog dedicated to him even tho i barely post about topper or obx anymore and this is basically a scream/stuilly fanpage atp ahaha topper baby they can never make me hate u

[florshedworf]

this is keeping me up actually so i’m gonna question stuff

ii17 spoilers + LONNGGG rambles

okay. so we know 2 things:

1) mephone created the contestants subconsciously

2) mephone (afawk) only realized this fact when cobs told knife and suitcase.

but what baffles me is how the contestants were created subconsciously. like mephone has almost always (AFAWK) known that he had created the ideas of the contestants on paper, and the excuse given as to why he didn’t realize that these contestants is that “he was only a few months old”

but this logic doesn’t hold up when you think about how he generated the season 2 and 3 contestants. suitcase at the very least was done on paper, in fact i think she is the only season 2 contestant made on paper? was she generated during season 1?

i mean maybe you can assume if he did create every contestant on paper and then subsequently subconsciously generated them after while also assuming he is just Stupid, but i find that harder and harder to believe especially if he created the contestants not long after he wrote them down. like i feel like he’d figure out eventually that it’s less than a coincidence

PLUS PEOPLE LIKE DR FIZZ JUST APPEARING⁉️⁉️ anyways

all these thoughts come together to sayyyy

did mephone create almost every concept of all the contestants from every season and then subconsciously generated them as the seasons went? i find this to be somewhat believable because there is enough distance between the time he created the idea of the contestants and actually generating them.

alternatively, did he not preplan every contestant like he did with the season 1 contestants (+suitcase)?

i can see this happening with a few characters (tyler bomb/bungard, the trees, some of the unvitational comittee) but with the writing that cobs wrote on the contestants after he deleted them being what was written on those papers it makes me think he wrote down at least something for some of the season 2/3 contestants⁉️⁉️

and i could go on a whole unrelated ramble to when and where the hell mepad during season 1 but i’ll end it here my god

[suusoh]

Small reminder that there's literally no need to censor here lol. This shit ain't monetized, nor will you get banned. This isn't tiktok.